Our Unrecorded Podcast
Join two best friends Trent Dean and Dane ‘Nickname’ Larson for the official recorded version of Our Unrecorded Podcast! Two lads, separated by time zones and trains, once a week make time for each other. And as an aside, they record it and post it here, call it a food adjacent podcast, for your viewing pleasure! Each week you’ll be dazzled with either a truly nonsensical bracket with a worrying conclusion or just classic pod of two friends who’ve known each other too long telling stories and cracking jokes. Stick around, after all what’s two more white guys in yo
113. Carbonated Nuts and Banana Crooners
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Oopsie Daisy’ settle once and for all, the Great Gatorade Debate. What flavor does what? If you know their names can you be trusted? Which Skyrim Potion Gatorade is right for you? Dane wants a soy sauce finger, Trent fights a depressive episode with meatballs, and the boys wanna try the pink uranium Gatorade. All that and more!
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
112. In-Faux-Mercial 3: Gooch Is Hard
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Blinker Fluid’ play everybody (or at least Trent’s) FAVORITE game: IN-FAUX-MERCIAL. Special College Athlete edition! Trent implicates Dane on the island, Dane doesn’t think Trent is funny, and the boys truly love and support all college athletes, their truly cursed names be damned.
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111. Halloween Special: It All Tastes Good From The Tiddy
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Washed Up Hack-O-Lantern’ get #2spooky with a Halloween bracket! And I hear you cry, ‘well last year they did a candy bracket that’s old news’ WELL GUESS WHAT you’re only HALF right because this year, the boys bracket bases itself on all the bulls**t you INSTEAD of candy! So there!! Dane shares his exploits in the wild Wild West, Trent goes on a political rant, and the boys implore the WSU marketing team to sell a product. No really they find an email and everything. Happy Halloween!!!
110. I Can Confirm, No Hole
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Wishes He Was Tardigrade’ we have announcements! Dane is in a film, ‘Big Spooky House’ it’s live on Kickstarter go support our boy! Dane also teaches Trent even more about Glup Shitto, Trent goes full Galactic Racer in a Costco, and the boys play the Question Game that so many before us have done better, and they realize Dane SUCKS at this game.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
109. God Doesn't Wanna See Your Areolas
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Anything But’ finally have a tech issue free, full and complete, overtly long CONCLUSION TO THE BREAD BRACKET. That’s right this episode rose, proofed, puffed, baked at 350 for 20-25 minutes and came out GOLDEN with a tight crumb and an excellent finish. Trent has the weirdest 20 minutes in Idaho that left him more than a little unsteady, Dane sees pumpkins a child nearly kills him, and the boys promise despite the title they respect woman and believe in freeing the nipple. All that and more!
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108. The Worlds Longest Round One
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Wiggi Gingi’ based the bracket on breads that can be brought to a basket. Say that three times fast while it’s in your pipe and you smoke it! Trent drinks weird milk, Dane was dropping eaves on the craziest woman in Chicago, and the boys have tech issues so severe so diabolical dareisay so STUPID, that the bracket extends into the infinite…. All that and more!!
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
107. 100% Mold Free
This week, Trent and Dane 'Bust Ghoster' have moved! That's a lie only Trent moved. Dane went to a very special museum, Trent was accidentally JK Rowling himself (customary F*CK TERFS of course,) and the boys have some of their most egregious tech difficulties to date, all that and more!
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
106. Thighs For Breakfast, Breasts For Lunch
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Spongemonkey’ gotta go fast, Fast Food! That’s right Trent found 32 restaurants and toon the highest calorie items they had, and put them on the heaviest bracket known to date. Trent mixes up his papas, Dane takes McDonald’s international, and the boys are disgusted by the very idea of the bracket.Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
105. Buzzfeed Says Nobody Likes You
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Lotions 13’ really go all over the place. Trent lies about a picture of Count Dookus beard. Dane isn’t currently opposed to oysters. The boys discuss Trent’s most recent relapse, and to really round things out they go through a series of Buzzfeed quizzes. Yeah no they still make those actually. I mean like not well made but they’re made. Mostly. You’ll understand at the end, see ya next week!Shoutout to BenSound for the music
104. 4 is 3 When It's 32
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Slipper Faced Prostitute’ get real, real cheesy. Savory. Dare we say unctuous, with an extra cheesy Savory Cheesecake Bracket! Dane doesn’t know bald face, Trent reminisces on Idaho flags and gun ranges, and the boys get surprisingly invested in the bracket.Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
103. The One Where Trent Finally Dies
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Unbelievably Wet’ catch back up, and Trent gives a true deep dive on the new Oreo cookie contest, yes including the chicken one. Dane finds the one true crown in the wild, Trent does McDonald’s science, and the boys have to decide if the episode must end due to Trent’s impending doom.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
102. Longest Episode EVER?!? No Clickbait Gone Felony Gone CRAZY?!?!?
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Toggle Bolt’ get creamed. Full on heavy whipped. But the & Cream Bracket! Of course that doesn’t make any sense that’s why this episode is so long! Dane finds us an article so horrific we install a trigger warning, Google owes Trent financial compensation, and the boys are tangentially the worst at this.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
101. The Victorian Hussie
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Harlot’ get deep into the logistics and strategy of slip n slides. This is not a metaphor. Trent wants an encyclopedia and goes on an anti Best Buy rant, Dane gambles on the mascots, and the boys fondly remember bits and pieces of Tombstone.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
100. Rennedy Fennedy Kennedy
This week, ITS THE 100TH EPISODE! And in unerring, true fashion (that somehow Trent missed entirely) Dane ‘All Other Nicknames Are On Back Order So We’re Calling Him Jorge’ Larson absolutely blindsides Trent with a custom bracket that required special software, and learning, and even hitting buttons! That’s right you’ve heard me for our 100th episode Dane pressed BUTTONS. Trent had the crap actually scared out of him, Dane is an evil mastermind, and the boys are just so darn excited we made it this far together. All that and more on this week of Our Unrecorded...
99. Cannon Balls and Banana Balls
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Mac 10 and Cheese’ are back in the headlines! Okay not really but Dane brought us a banger article this week. Trent co-opts a toothpaste story, Dane almost assassinated a head of state, and together the boys become…Batman? All that and more!Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
98. Propaganda in 4DX
This week, Trent and Dane ‘7 Minutes and 36 Seconds’ are up early (for Trent) and nothing says early afternoon podcast like a Bagel Bracket! Trent somehow has less patience as a driver, Dane has a delightful double feature, and the boys are pleasantly surprised by a Black Russian. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
97. Communal Floor Peanut Butter for the Dutch
This week, Trent and Dane ‘May Cause Dizziness’ get smooth and crunchy in an art exhibition. Yes you read that right. Trent sees the stupidest police officer the world has ever produced, Dane cannot believe Trent’s GeoGuessing ability, and the boys love Jimothy. All that and more this week on Our Unrecorded Podcast!Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
96. Kinky A** Couch
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Vehicular Manburger Helper’ go to the great golden fields, where unpopped masses husk and labor in the sweat. That’s right it’s a corn bracket folks lend us an ear and we’ll run the list of the corniest corns to ever come off the cob. Dane cooks up some chicken, Trent scares himself silly, and the boys wonder about straight white lightning. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
95. Shidded Jorts
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Extra Crispy’ have more than their standard share of technical difficulties, and by sheer force of will and spite the show still made it out to our lovely viewers like you. Dane becomes on with the force, Trent has an incident at the Little Caesars, and the boys try some fun little snacks to remind you folks that this is technically a food podcast. All that and more! Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
94. Ruth Bader Ginsbean
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Democracy Manifest’ get patriotic, get deep in their red white and blue blood with the most American bracket you can ever conceive. That’s right, the one, the only Baled Beans bracket, because nothing screams Americas 250th like a big ol bunch of bracketed baked beans. Trent lost a fight to plastic, Dane cannot stand Trent Beans bit, and the boys reminisce about the things that make you truly proud to be an American. Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
93. Baseball Jesus
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Bespoke Sandwich Basket’ are back in town and back in business! Trent went to a baseball game, and frankly he underperformed. Dane was ‘almost’ press ganged into gym security for some of Chicagos finest. And together, late one night, the lads beheld an eerie sight. All that and more this week on Our Unrecorded Podcast!Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
92. Truly The Sloppiest of Joes
This week, Trent and Dane 'Not Dane' get messy, get chopped, and get slapped into a bun with what we hypothesize may be the sloppiest bracket ever. Dane gets bested by bulgogi, Trent becomes an apex pizza predator, and the boys don't like 'slrimp.'
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91. Blues Fest Samurai
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Lost In Space’ just shoot the shit. Really a good chat ya know just a fun one. Trent “opens” a beer bottle, Dane found The Whitest Man™️, and the boys fight through a hellacious delay created by discord. All that and more!
Shoutout to BenSound for the music
90. Ediballz on One Bread
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Olive Oil Connoisseur’ ask the age old question: What balls can we put in our jaw? That’s right this weeks bracket is Edible Balls, with the standard issue Unrecorded Pod twist. Trent goes caulk crazy, Dane is a big cheeseman, and the boys need to get in touch with Banana Ball. All that and more!
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
89. Rugby and Landline Roulette
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Exposed Brick’ aren’t batting a thousand. They’re batting maybe .250. But they’re batting that in cricket which is evidently great, the wickets are sticky and the boys don’t have a bracket this week so things got a little silly a little fast. Trent will take a 50/50, Dane gets into rugby, and the lads wonder if maybe this episode isn’t their best. But you’ll love it, you lovely audience you always do.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
88. That Bald Bastard Was Grabbing My Ass
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Meatball Sub Hold The Balls’ get paleontologistical, with a Caveman Chocolate Bracket! Trent had evil pants, Dane is gonna put the hurt on a two year old, and the boys get ready to cast some spells from Da Sewer. All that and more!
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
87. Croissants, a Keurig, and a Car Battery
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Second to Last Samurai’ get lost in their bi weekly shenanigans, about Costco, Hotdogs, Scrubs, and the grace of god. Trent is one ‘Yes Chef’ away from a meltdown, Dane gets got, and the boys haaaaaaad to have that hotdog.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
86. Requiescat In Pasta
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Free With Your Phone Plan’ get to the starch, get some real dough, with a pasta bracket unlike any you’ve heard before, featuring a secret judging criteria. Trent might be the evil twin, Dane saw a Transformer, and the lads really want to hit someone with exactly five wet lasagna noodles.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
85. Trent’s Sticky
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Faberge Chicken’ are going classic mode with your now bi weekly chat and chit. Bi weekly is lazy as heck by the way right? Is that twice a week? Every other week? A week open to partners of two genders? That’s for you to decipher on your own, because shrimps is bugs and we have to ask how wet a spider needs to be for you to eat it. All that and more!
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84. The Senator For Meat
This week, Trent and Dane ‘The Ghoul’ Larson live by a paradox: You CAN have this weeks bracket, but you CANT have what’s on it, because it’s a video game foods bracket! The best of the foods you’ll never taste! Trent gets blindingly horny for a twitter fake, Dane slips meat into congress, and the boys get a little weird about some green Oreos.
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83. Piss on Piss on Piss
This week, Trent and Dane ‘The Ghost of the Host with the Most’ go BRACKETLESS. That’s right no bracket, no semifinal confusion, just pure unadulterated white man podcasting at its finest(?). Trent had that dog in him, Dane is a poser cinephile, and the boys are worried ol McDonald and Sinatra may have been closer than we thought.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
82. More Egg Per Egg
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Not Red Not Green Not Yellow But A Secret Fourth Light’ are up early! Sunny side up on the pod and what better time to make an Egg Bracket, featuring everyone’s favorite eggs! Trent is so prepared, he was ready he was so ready to go. Dane is legally only allowed a hat once a year. And the boys harmonize about a yolk free philosophy. All that and more for Our Unrecorded Podcast!
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81. The Real MLB World Series
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Fine Toothed Comb’ want to take you out to the ball game, with the 2026 Official Major League Snack Bracket! From Dodgers tacos in LA to the Mets Cookies and Cream Egg Roll, the boys decide which of the new opening day foods is the true champion for 2026. Trent (unsurprisingly) is mad at AI, Dane goes to comic con, and the boys really need a snack by the end of the show.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
80. Aquaman Killed JFK
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Sketti’ take a little trip through time and space, to the White House days of yore, for a bracket of Presidential Favorite Foods! Trent needs some parm, Dane wants some spoon bread, and the boys are Walken here!!!
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79. Chip Off The Old Block
This week, Trent and Dane ‘First of the Really Great Whangdoodles’ chip in, with the official best potato chip flavor bracket! Trent has a Marathon based sickness, Dane bounces off the concrete, and the boys just don’t understand Dominos pizza anymore.
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78. Pizza Pi Bracket
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Birdhouses for Eagles’ cut to the crust, get deep in the dish, get to the top of the toppings with a Pizza Pie Bracket! Trent almost backhands a an old woman, Dane thinks Trent is secretly in Chicago, and the boys say pineapple on pizza is good and you’re all fools for disagreeing.
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77. Tastes Like Chicken
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Questionable Depth Perception’ have decided they’re a food podcast for now, and put the first white meat to the test, in a bracket of all things chicken! Trent’s body is an air quality hazard, Dane finally has some net worth, and the boys apologize for a solid 3 minutes of fart jokes.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
76. It’s Not The Worm, it’s Digiorno!
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Stapled to the Monkey’ are besties. Best teas? No no no dear listener, The Best T’s! That’s right, this weeks bracket is all bout the best T’s in Americana verbiage! If we include enough syllables it sounds better, per the focus group. Trent is a bad friend, Dane meets Colonel Sanders, and the boys really want some Costco pizza.
Shout out to BenSound for the music!
75. 10,000 Condoms, 2000 Plays
This week, Trent and Dane ‘Taco Bell Bong’ double team the bracket, with a bracket of the best ‘Ands.’ That’ll make sense about 15 minutes in this is a short one it’s all good. Trent is not awake, Dane gets ‘Vinced’ and the lads wing bing the word beats wings and the Wingdings.
Shoutout to BenSound for the music!
74. The Genghis Khan of Hippos
This week, Trent and Dane ‘One Shy of a Trillion’ get themselves out of the dog house and into the White House, with a bracket of the most interesting presidential pets! Trent sneaks in a secret, Dane loves Papal guinea pigs, and the boys are big fans of Possum Jerry.
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