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Luke Littler would beat Mo Farah in a race 🏃 Officially Unofficially #43
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We take on the viral TikTok discussion of who'd win a half marathon if each person had to complete a 501 checkout after each mile.
We also discuss bad superpowers and how toasty to make our toast!
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AITA Featuring JOHNNYBOI! - Officially Unofficially #42
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Rocket League 1v1 and RLCS legend Johnnyboi is definitely the A - but in this video, we judge Reddit users to decide whether or not they are too!
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CJCJ's BIGGEST Pet Peeve is....🥶 Officially Unofficially #41
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Rocket League and Shopify Rebellion's CJCJ doesn't just cast RLCS. He also has opinions (and a comedy Australian accent).
Join as we discuss his (and our) BIGGEST annoyances!
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YouTube's best get rich quick scheme 🤑 Officially Unofficially #40
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YouTube is FILLED with binaural beats that DEFINITELY WORK! Earn more money! Do a poo! Cure your tropical disease! These magical tunes can do it all.
We also discuss Cole's hair transplant (which really happened) and book fairs.
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We Found THE Worst Reddit Post of the Year... 🫣 Officially Unofficially #39
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Reddit's AITA is always weird, but we found the most AWFUL one in a while.
Even worse, it didn't even sound that bad based on the title lol.
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The ONLY Icebreaker you'll EVER need 🧊 Officially Unofficially #38
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Everyone needs an icebreaker, but when you hear THE perfect target for f***, marry kill you'll literally count down the seconds until your next awkward social encounter!
We also discuss festivals, sociopaths and how long you'd survive on Jupiter.
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Should we SPLIT UP over this? 😳 Officially Unofficially #37
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You Be the Judge - should this couple split up over whether or not to leave the doors and windows open?
Stumpy seems to think so and he's NEVER wrong.
We also mock Team USA AND read your comments of the week, so stick around for that
We took a COMPATIBILITY TEST and... 🥰 Officially Unofficially #36
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RLCS's very own power couple Cole & Stumpy took a loooove test to see if we're right for each other.
The results SHOCKED US.
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Making Sweet Love to Cbat 😳 Officially Unofficially #35
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Don't tell YouTube but we're not ACTUALLY a Reddit podcast. It just gets more clicks because YouTube's algorithm is dumb and all powerful 🙃
As well as Reddit Chat of the Week™️ we discuss air cons, England smashing Ghana and YOUR comments from this week!
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AITA for Abusing my Niece? 🤔 Officially Unofficially #34
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Another Reddit episode! This time Judge Stumpy and Lawyer guy Coolcole go through some of the most CONTROVERSIAL AITA posts of the last few weeks and the debate gets SPICY.
Fear not, we veer wildly off-topic throughout
The Coin Flip World Cup ⚽ Officially Unofficially #33
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The 2026 World Cup in America begins TOMORROW!
To celebrate we ran our own World Cup - with EVERY match simulated by the flip of a coin.
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We went to PARIS! 🇫🇷 Officially Unofficially #32
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The RLCS went to Paris, and so did we! So we decided to RANK each RLCS host city we've been to :)
We also discuss gun ranges, holiday hoodies and eating snails.
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We Booed a Comedian 🫣 Officially Unofficially #31
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We banished JORHDYS' pet peeves 😤 Officially Unofficially #30
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Jorhdys' links below!
We went back to Room 101 - this time with Jorhdys!
We also chat about lobbies, crustaceans and Cole's lovely grandma.
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We Fixed EVERY Sport 🤽 Officially Unofficially #29
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Football, american football, cricket and basketball are SO old-fashioned.
So we put our minds together and made some OBJECTIVELY CLEAR improvements for them all!
We also discuss hide-and-seek, broken thumbs, and Stumpy's crazy stag-do where he had a sip of alcohol the mad lad.
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We Entered Room 101 w/ JOHNNYBOI_I!
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Chalked Cast's very own Johnnyboi_i is our second guest (after CJCJ), and the Rocket League and RLCS didn't hold back banishing his biggest frustrations to the Room 101 scrapheap.
We discuss household annoyances, British weather and why Cole's pool rules are the best.
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We Answered MORE Controversial Reddit Posts 🤓 Officially Unofficially #27
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You LOVED our last Reddit AITA chat, so we thought we'd do it again.
We also discuss stag dos, dog ownership and the pleasure of being introverted.
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We got to Third Base ⚾ Officially Unofficially #26
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**WHEN WE SAID AARON RODGERS WE MEANT AARON HERNANDEZ**
Batter up! We're taking the viral 9-9-9 challenge this week to see if we can drink just over a pint in...three hours? And like, a hotdog and a half?! Blimey America, I thought you guys were good with food.
We also chat playground heroics, broken boilers, and why baseball is the weirdest sport in the world.
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We Ranked Every WORLD CUP Song (and reacted to Jelly Roll's Lighter!) ⚽ Officially Unofficially #25
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The World Cup 2026 is just around the corner, so we've rated every World Cup song, from Waka Waka to Wavin' Flag to good old Il Divo.
We also discuss Plan B, World Cup memories and why Cole's dad will beat up Stumpy's dad once he finally gets home with those cigarettes.
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We Had to Change Football Teams 🤢 Officially Unofficially #24
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Ipswich Town is now Reform FC - poor Cole.
In this deeper-than-usual episode we discuss Farage-gate at Deportman Road, who's the wokest and, like, actual real conversation topics.
We'd love to hear your thoughts on any of these topics. And drop us a 5* rating while you're at it to OWN THE LIBS!
We Got Phished 🐟 Officially Unofficially #23
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Turns out clicking email links is BAD. Learn how we got phished and what YOU should avoid in today's ep!
We also discuss holidays in Ireland, ideal plate colours, and why Cole's beloved Ipswich Town Football Club are racist now.
ALSO we finally went through your Spotify comments!
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We Joined a Jury 👩🏻⚖️ Officially Unofficially #22
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This week we decide who's in the wrong in a segment NOT sponsored by the Guardian (but it could be *eyes*).
We ALSO chat StumbleUpon, picking up coins and Stumpy's favourite Star War.
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We FINALLY touched! 🫂 Officially Unofficially #21
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We met up in a STUDIO! In SHEFFIELD (yes it is a real place not just in Harry Potter).
Crazy that in all the years of knowing each other we've never made physical contact, but that's post-2020 society for ya!
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We answered Reddit's Most CONTROVERSIAL AITA 🥵 Officially Unofficially #20
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It's a themed episode, a ruddy themed episode!
This week we jump right into answering some of Reddit's most controversial questions - and discover the real asshole is the friends we made along the way.
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We Learned Every Accent 👄 Officially Unofficially #19
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In OU#19 we learn EVERY ACCENT IN THE WORLD...that's based between Plymouth, England and Scotland, Scotland.
We also discuss odd socks, Premier League footballers, and why Pizza Hut are utter scum.
Pizza pics:
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We Visited Memory Lane 💭 Officially Unofficially #18
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This week's OU ends with THE craziest coincidence. Not even trolling, so stick about till the end for an insane twist.
We also discuss emoji names, village halls and why hiball glasses are the WORST.
Oh and here's the promised photo audio scum
We Entered a Slap Fight Competition 🤦 Officially Unofficially #17
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In OU 17 we enter a Slap Fight AND Run It Straight competition - but do we win?!
In between slaps we discuss finding cash, modern art and 2035's hottest new invention.
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We Won Unlimited Chicken 🐔 Officially Unofficially #16
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In OU 16, we win ALL the Popeye's chicken (...or DO we?!)
We also choose a pizza slice (check the pics here: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854616371925043/image.png?ex=6983dfe3&is=69828e63&hm=af9b424f7cf5ae4fc19ee7ccfb1fde3de507fb8f07456a8e1c5f97c02aecd660&=&format=webp&quality=lossless, https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/173024081916985345/1467854781153284313/image.png?ex=6983e00b&is=69828e8b&hm=1bfdae0446776af66296823bf6d6add1f82bbfe2a84b8d258701f46f391937dd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless).
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We Survived the Apocalypse 🧟 Officially Unofficially #15
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Zombies are cool again - well maybe not, but that doesn't stop us using them for clickbait.
In OU #15, we discuss surviving the apocalypse, scoring own goals, and why changing your bedding is the worst job in the world.
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We Survived the Apocalypse 🧟 Officially Unofficially #15
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Zombies are cool again - well maybe not, but that doesn't stop us using them for clickbait.
In OU #15, we discuss surviving the apocalypse, scoring own goals, and why changing your bedding is the worst job in the world.
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We Compared BRITISH & AMERICAN Slang 🦅 Officially Unofficially #14
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Waddup blokes, it's ya bois Cole and Stumpy with a yee-hawwing episode of Officially Unofficially. This week, we objectively rate who says it better: US or the UK.
We also discuss podcast licenses, Bodger and Badger and whether Pluto should still be a planet.
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We Visited the UK's STRANGEST Pub 🧃Officially Unofficially #13
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UK pubs aren't all cheap beer and tax dodging. Sometimes, they have REALLY weird rules attached to them.
We also discuss wedding fairs, Codenames and murderous trampolines.
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We Chose Each Other's New Year's Resolutions 🎆 Officially Unofficially #12
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We are BACK! With a New Year's day SPECIAL (bit late lol but what you gonna do).
We ALSO discuss winter illness, driving in the snow (again) and why Cole is finally fashionable in the year 2026.
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We...forgot to record an episode 😬 Officially Unofficially #11.5
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So we've been away over the last couple of weeks, but thankfully we recorded an episode in advance!
...sadly, turns out we should have recorded two. Whoops!
In the meantime have a lil bitesized reminder of how funny we are. We'll be back Wednesday with some brand new C O N T E N T
We Joined a Queue ⏰ Officially Unofficially #11
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In Officially Unofficially #11 we joined a queue - as only Brits can do!
We also discuss diving into urine, ditching your train mates and why one Squid Games contestant is THE worst game show player EVER.
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We Went DOWN UNDA' w/ CJCJ! 🦘 Officially Unofficially #10
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Australia isn't JUST for ex-convicts - although coincidentally, CJ's descendents did steal some bread.
With our first EVER guest CJCJ, we also discuss getting lost in hotels, territory wars with your own dog, and how to make golf just a *bit* less boring.
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We RANKED your country 🌍 Officially Unofficially #9
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We've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.
We also discuss bad Christmas presents, snot, and why Cole is no longer allowed in Liverpool (to be fair he's running out of places he *can* go).
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We Cloned Tom Brady's Dog 🐶 Officially Unofficially #8
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Tom Brady's only gone and got his dog cloned - and you'll never guess who he paid to hold the test tubed.
It's Officially Unofficially #8! Where we also talk synesthesia, raising your own grandma and just what the deal is with airplane screens.
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We scared 6-7 children 🎃 Officially Unofficially #7
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We're down with the kids as ever in Officially Unofficially #7 (SIIIX SEVEEEN)!
As well as spooky Halloween fun, we discuss words of the year, fishing, and the ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ North American regional of baseball.
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We scored for England!! ⚽ Officially Unofficially #6
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In Officially Unofficially #6 we discuss representing the three lions in (whisper it) a Rocket League event!
We also talk working in pubs, terrible gigs and why our favourite ever England song talks about someone called "Old Nobby"???
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