Mom's Not Home Til 6

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By: Blair Somerville, LCMHC & Veronica Dress, CSE

A podcast deep diving into the TV, movies, and relationships that raised us. Because let's be honest... this was all the sex ed we got.

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Hold on Tight, Spider Monkey! It's Twilight Season!
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Yesterday at 11:00 PM

A Mom's Not Home Til 6 Halloween Spook-tacular has landed! This time, we're traveling all the way to Forks, WA where the days are cloudy, the acting is lovingly terrible, and the cute boys are over 100 years old!


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She's the Man Has a Lifetime of Knowledge!
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#8
09/25/2026

And Amanda Bynes is sharing it with us this back to school season! Side quests include: our person sporting experiences, the history of kissing booths, and the AIDS panic of the 90s. 

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Young Hearts, Run Free! It's Romeo + Juliet!
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#7
08/01/2026

Today we get lost in a 5 day love affair in fair Verona! And who can blame us? Blair gets overwhelmed by the 90s neon set design, Veronica gushes about poolside balcony choreography, and so much more!

Next episode is our season 2 finale! Thank you for listening to us for two whole seasons! This podcast is a love labor (never lost!) and you make it a joy. Be sure to give us a review and some love!

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Maria Terry, RDN: A birthday wish of Liar Liar
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#6
07/11/2026

We wished on a birthday cake that we couldn't tell a lie for one whole day! Er, wait. We wished for a perfect first guest on the pod and we got it! Maria Terry, RDN takes us through a personal classic: Liar Liar. 

We put out gender studies backgrounds to use, get into all sorts of clowning, and hope to age better than our nostalgic favorites did. 

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Work with her at Maria Terry Nutrition and Wellness

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The Golden Years...of A Knight's Tale
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#5
06/27/2026

Walk naked through the forest writing poems with Chaucer! Joust your way through conflict! Go glamping with a noble lady and yell at a priest!

Whatever you do, we hope you enjoy this conversation about another Heath Ledger banger as much as we did.

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So Totally Clueless (but secretly clever!)
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#4
06/13/2026

Paul Rudd, iconic fashion moments, and a retelling of Emma that is so totally 1995! Today we're figuring out if Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd together is hot or... not. 

What do you think!?

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Pride & Prejudice has us stretching our hands with lust!
#3
05/30/2026

Yes, the 2005 movie version. Of course! Join Blair + Veronica as they discover just how syrupy sweet they like their movie endings. 

Which ending do you prefer? Share in the comments!

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10 Things I Hate About You (jk, you know we love ya)
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#2
05/16/2026

Shakespearean plots never looked so y2k! Blair swoons over Heath Ledger, Veronica constructs conspiracy theories, and you... might just believe them!

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Wuthering Heights or Wuthering... Lows? You be the judge!
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#1
05/02/2026

Season 2 is here and we're diving straight in... to the muck and mud of the English moors! In this episode we explore the wild adaptation of the classic book Wuthering Heights, starring Margot Robbie, Jacob Elordi, and ... a lot of hand-in-mouth play. 

Give us your take on this controversial new film in the comments!

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Season Two is coming your way! By... carriage?
04/13/2026

Dearest gentle listeners! Season 2 of the pod is coming your way on May 2nd! We've got classics and adaptations on the brain and can't wait to unpack all the star crossed lovers with you. 

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Ending Season 1 Feeling... Euphoria!
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#8
12/20/2025

We're ending our first season with the ultimate in wild sexuality: Euphoria! Follow us as we follow this cast of young folks doing their damn best amidst complicated  drug, sex, and eye makeup situations. Find a trusted adult and pitch us your healthier ever after!

CW: addiction and sexual violence.

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This Happiest Season, We're Rooting for Aubrey Plaza
12/17/2025

Is it really the holiday season without some queer family drama? We're chatting through pandemic classic, Happiest Season! You know what that means: Grab your best Wildfang slutty suit! Track your best friends for a cause! Remember that the real star of this movie is the sister's painting! We're so glad to make the yuletide gay with you. 

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A Love Letter to Pretty Woman (Julia, Call Us Back!)
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#7
12/06/2025

We're falling hard for your second favorite red head with a loud laugh: Julia Roberts. Blair is committed to calling the villain George Costanza and Veronica can't stop talking about Julia Roberts' booty tickling the ivories. 

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Sabrina, The Teenage Witch tries to turn back time
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#7
11/25/2025

Or, more accurately: Salem the cat tries to swindle some puritans into making him yams for his very first Thanksgiving dinner. Like all family holidays, there's drama, time travel, and heartbreak over a boy whose last name is Kinkle. 

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Sailor Moon has a crush! And we do too!
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#6
11/22/2025

Jump in the air, spin around in a sky full of stars, and master a quick costume change! We are flying into the world of Sailor Moon. Join us as we talk big crushes, world saving, and even bigger kitchen disasters.

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She's All That (when she takes her glasses off)
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#5
11/08/2025

Have a complete stranger give you an at-home hair cut, make a bet for graduation, and grab your frenemies for today's episode! Blair + Veronica talk Pygmalion, misogyny, and avant-garde choreography. 

Share your She's All That hot takes in the comments!

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On the Way to Grandmother's House: Queering Your Holidays Minisode
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11/05/2025

Save this mini-sode for the moment you're about to ring Grandma's doorbell. You've been preparing to thrive this holiday season with us on Patreon all season long. This little episode is you built-in peptalk!

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Hiding In the Bathroom Meditation: Queering Your Holidays Minisode
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11/05/2025

You've used all your coping skills! You've communicated effectively! And still... sometimes you need to hide in the bathroom to regroup. We'll meet you there and remind you of all you deserve. 

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The Convo on the Car Ride Home: Queering Your Holidays Minisode
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11/05/2025

You did it! You survived the conversations, set the boundaries, and maybe even fostered connection + pleasure. Now it's time for a cool down with your favorite podcast hosts. 

Looking for more tips, practices, and support? Join our Patreon podcast tier for the full-length episodes to get us all thriving and queering these holidays.

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A Special Announcement! 📣 to get you thriving through the holidays
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11/03/2025

Veronica + Blair have a holiday present with your name on it! ✨

Listen to our special announcement, then get yourself over to our Patreon's podcast tier to access our full-length holiday survival guide podcast episodes. They'll be released throughout this holiday season, along with worksheets, prompts, and support guides. Let's make the yuletide gay, shall we?



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Scream with us! Because only virgins survive!
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10/31/2025

A Bonus Halloween trick + treat for you: Scream! Grab your ghostface mask, your burnt stovetop popcorn, and a boyfriend with mommy issues, because you're going to die for this episode!

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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Host a Toy Party!
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#4
10/25/2025

This week we're heading to Salt Lake City, Utah for a peak into the world of Momtok! What role does purity culture play in their lives? Who does every single one of these women's extensions? The world may never know. But Blair + Veronica sure will ask!



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It's Grease Lightning! And Rizzo's Got a Bun in the Oven.
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#3
10/11/2025

Have you ever watched a movie and thought, "gee I wish these teens were played by 35 year olds"? Then you've come to the perfect episode! We're chatting all things Grease, including the wildly sexual content that went right over our 8 year old heads.



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Degrassi's Got the Look (and it's from Victoria's Secret)
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#2
09/27/2025

Degrassi: The Next Generation has it all: a Chlamydia episode, Drake as a teenager, and in today's episode? Manny Santos doing a full fashion rebrand. Cue up Sisqo's "The Thong Song" for after this conversation!

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A Harlot in Seventh Heaven
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#1
09/12/2025

Welcome to our first episode! No better way to dive into the deep end than with the Camden family in Seventh Heaven. While Mrs. C makes dinner for 12 and a prom dress with 3 hours to spare, everyone else feels big feelings about s-e-x.

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