Me-Time Musings

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By: Jess

Welcome to “Me-Time Musings”—your cozy nook for comfy chats, quirky stories, and delightfully unfiltered ramblings straight from my world and the world. Some episodes feel cozy and light, while others hit harder with real talk—no polish, just me navigating life out loud.Grab your coffee or snack, hit play, and dive into the mix of laughter, truth bombs, and soul-stirring moments. Perfect for those who crave real connection over perfection. Let’s be besties!

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Fake Data Centers & A Covenant
#11
Today at 5:00 PM

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

TRIGGER WARNING - The covenant portion of this episode may be activating for some listeners.

In this episode, I have more to share about those fake data center monstrosities—some of the objectives behind them and ways to resist. Mass non-compliance is the only way.

And that “secret covenant”? It ain’t a secret anymore.

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The Jet Fuel Hustle
#10
06/04/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

This episode is late because girl is injured. If I don’t laugh about it, I’ll cry. So I’m laughing… mostly. The struggle is real.

I get into a handful of things that make me want to walk out my front door, find the most remote corner of this world, and hunker down with the trees:

Mass surveillance systems, a.k.a. data centers.Your gas is being watered down. Paying more for less...


Paying to Live on Earth? And Other Musings
05/26/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Please note full TRIGGER WARNING on this one. 

Just a heads up: I’m mostly reading other people’s words today.

In this episode, I start with some powerful words about how humans should not have to pay anything simply to exist on this Earth.

Also, an article by an independent journalist that absolutely nails how I’m feeling—and how many others are feeling—about something being deeply wrong with...


What’s That You Say? We Live Under a Firmament?
#8
05/17/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Yup, we live in an enclosed spiritual realm under something called a firmament. How ’bout them apples? That’s the main course of this fine episode. But I do have some tasty appetizers and sides in this delicious concoction:

Let’s be happy warriors – yes, get in the fight, but don’t stop finding joy and being happy.Your girl is shifting the drop date of episodes to the weekend. Adulting is hard, so one must be open to...


That Big Ball of Fire: The Sun
#7
05/09/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

If the sun were going to write an open letter to the people of Earth, it would start with: “Beautiful humans – stop falling for the deceptive bullsh*t about what I am and where I’m located.”

In this episode, we get the f*ck into it: what the sun really is, why the lies, and why that nerdy douche, Bill Gates, is apparently on a mission to block it out. You don’t own the sun, G...


Regulating Your Nervous System
#6
04/30/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

What does it actually look like to regulate your nervous system in real life, not in theory or perfect routines, but in small, doable moments? I share simple, grounded ways to start where you are, without overwhelm.

I also briefly touch on Agenda 2030 and what it entails for those who may not be familiar.

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Oh NASA, Why You Gotta Be Like That? And Other Musings
#5
04/22/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

I ain’t done with, NASA. There is simply more to say.

Did you know number 33 is a power frequency? It’s been hijacked, just like the number 13. Had to come back to this one. There’s more to share.

Sounds, symbols, and rituals show up in everyday life both overtly and covertly, but most don’t connect the dots. I’m shining some light on this.

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Houston, We Have a Bunch of Liars
#4
04/15/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

3… 2… 1… Deception! This episode isn’t all about the assclowns at NASA—but I had to weigh in on the theatre performance that fell flat. No awards for you, NASA.

In this episode, I share a few frustrations: lies, #33 overload, Iran war, file amnesia. We touch on space travel and the moon. NASA is earmarked for quite a bit of funding (aka our tax dollars), so I thought I’d share a story that is tax‑related.


Sacred Sex
#3
04/08/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

18+ only

Trigger alert: The nature of the topic and language used may be sensitive for some listeners.

We’re talking nookie today — how it’s been distorted, inverted and flipped inside out. 

Knowledge is power, and you’re about to reclaim yours.

Disclaimer & Acknowledgment: Information shared focuses mainly on the polarity of union within heterosexual relationships. That said, my intention is never to exclude—e...


The Fracturing of Men & Women
#2
04/01/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

The world feels heavy, but this podcast doesn’t have to be. I’m keeping it about 60% light today—trust me, given the state of the world, I could've gone a lot darker.

Happy New Year! April 1st is the real reset, when the earth wakes up and the light returns. Pop the champagne or sparkling cider and get grilling. Or just lowkey get takeout.

I get real about possibly dating. The timing overal...


Crystals and Dogs & Cats
#1
03/25/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Welcome to Season 2—it’s official. We’re in it now.

Kicking off Season 2 is crystals. They aren’t just pretty rocks; they like to be wined and dined with great conversation. I’ve shifted how I think about their procurement, and now I see them as part of a growing list of roommates. Move over, houseplants—the crystals are coming through. Turns out I have more relationships than I realized.

I also share the la...


Dark Forces
#29
03/18/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Please note full TRIGGER WARNING on this one. 

Episode starts light and fluffy but the latter half is the exact opposite. 

In this episode:

 I muse about something important I forgot to do in my previous episode AND I seem to be forever in season one.I read an article by an independent journalist who put into words what I have been struggling to do myself: Hollywood and those recently rel...


Lucky 13 & Swearing
#28
03/13/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

The number 13 was hi-jacked and intentionally twisted to seem unlucky. Couldn’t be farther from the truth. 

And swearing—is it actually good? Sure is. Swear words hold immediate resonance, emotional charge, and a disruptive frequency. They break programming and pierce the veil.

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Let’s Be-Bop Around, Fluff/No Fluff Style
#27
03/11/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

We cover lots of different topics:

Hollywood and media, you suck.House Hunters International, you bring a lot of joy to my life. Muchas gracias. (Holding off on Vanuatu islands forever... maybe.)Candace Owens, you're awesome. Erika Kirk, not so much.Is that even you Trump, or is someone playing you?Great products I use (I'm minimalistic, so I'm quite particular).Music that's essential to my existence—specific songs on repeat right now.

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Alien Disclosure Playbook
#26
03/08/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

On a gray, rainy day, my ass was still productive, despite my couch whispering sweet nothings and trying to lure me into full-on couch-potato mode. I was almost seduced by the coziness and the chance to curl up with my books, but instead my to-do list got shorter. Just crushin it over here.

In this episode, I circle back to a couple of threads from the last show that I felt compelled to revisit. And...


War = Lies, Lies, Deception, Lies, Lies
#25
03/05/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Life, am I right? 

Jim Carrey, you there? I got my hair trimmed, fell in love with a new face oil (I'll share the deets), then dove into: 

- The push for digital everything and how that aligns with what we are seeing today with Iran 

- The real truth about war, seen through a spiritual lens

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You’ve Been Bamboozled
#24
02/26/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

This episode might be one of the most important that I do.

Earth has a natural signal, a living pulse and it runs through land, animals, and us as humans. It’s the real organic intelligence of life. And there is a false and distorted overlay.

Also, there are NPC’s (Non Player Character) walking around everywhere.

Why is this so important? Because the moment you name it, you’re already outsid...


Light & Fluffy
#23
02/19/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

So much heaviness lately—world chaos plus some heavier episodes on my end. Keeping it super light today, like a beautiful sunrise over the ocean. 

We start with chit-chat on The Year of the Snake. All I have to say is toodles—don't let the door hit you on the way out (or do). It's been rough with all the shedding, but I'm thrilled for the Year of the Fire Horse. 

Dog videos got me...


The Power of the Divine Feminine
#22
02/12/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

This episode is for my fellow divine feminines—and for anyone ready to hear what has been hidden and distorted for far too long.

I share how the feminine has been deleted from many religions and why that erasure has been so deeply damaging to all of us. From there, we move into the sacred power of birth and the womb—because the womb is not just a biological organ. I offer some of the most...


AI
#22
02/05/2026

Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Agh! AI wasn’t the plan—but here we are. 

Episode starts with acknowledgement around some pretty heavy stuff happening right now regarding some ‘files’ that were released.

Majority of this episode is about AI though. The push to merge humans with machines. Touch on digital ID and brain chips. 

The people running the show don’t fully understand what they created yet they still want to control it. 

You are watching a war play out right now...


Greenland
#21
01/28/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

In this episode we cover the following:

I correct a couple of things from my last episode. I never claimed to be perfect or articulate all of the time. 

We dive in on Greenland as there is much more to the story than you are being told. Shocker. Why does the US really want it, I’ll tell you.

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Friday Night Impromptuness (not a word, but now it is)
#20
01/24/2026

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In this episode we cover the following:

Girl has a lot on her plate (who doesn’t). I proclaim I’m giving 100% which equates to about 80%. The math is mathing, promise. Good enough is good enough (mainly assuring myself).

Picked over for another job I was actually excited about. Divine protection in action.

Gaia got me—one free week, and I’m hooked. I share some of the really great programming I consum...


Get Your Hands Off My Consciousness
#19
01/22/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

To put it bluntly, there is a spiritual war happening right now and a full-on war on consciousness.

In this episode, I unpack tactics used—knowledge is power. Discernment and critical thinking are everything. I try to keep the delivery as light as possible.

No fear, friends—that’s what they want. We are in this together. Hugs. 

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A Little Bit of Everything
#18
01/15/2026

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Perfectionism — where creativity goes to die. I share how I’ve been working to keep it in check and what that’s teaching me.

The world feels like it’s in a critical state of flux right now, but there are still voices and platforms offering truth and clarity. That’s where critical thinking comes in — questioning, not just consuming.

And about the “100th monkey effect” — not literal, but symbolic. Think resonance field intelligence. I’ll...


Christmas and New Years: Not What You Think
#17
01/08/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Forgot to record (oops—sorry for the delay!).

This week: Exposing the Christmas & New Year's story you've been sold. Knowledge is power. Let's reclaim them.

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Say This Not That
#16
01/01/2026

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

First and foremost, Happy New Year! May it be safe, wildly fun, and infinitely sparkly.

I am piggy-backing last week’s episode. There are a great many words and phrases that are not helping steer you in the right direction. I will explain why. You have the ability to reframe and you are in the driver’s seat.

In this episode, I will give you common phrases and easy, effective alternatives. Happy talking! 

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Hey, Stop Saying That
#15
12/25/2025

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

Words matter. Plain and simple. In this episode, I explain why words are spells and how the phrases we choose can shape our lives. You’ll hear some potent sayings that can shift your life in a positive direction, including one that helps break mimic loops.

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Festivus? From my heart to yours—may your holidays be joy-full.

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I’m Baaaaaaack!
#14
12/18/2025

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I’m easing back in after three weeks away—I missed you, and somehow Christmas is next week—ready or not, here comes 2026. 

I share how driving around to look at lights just might happen this year, because it can be such a fun, festive way to spark a little holiday cheer. Grab a warm beverage and make it extra special.

I also share about my growing crew of squirrel besties thanks to the win...


Happy Thanksgiving! And Other Musings
#13
11/27/2025

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The holiday season is in full swing! Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with love, laughter, and joy. If the holidays bring up difficult feelings or trigger anxiety about gatherings, remember to be kind and gentle with yourself. No plans or nowhere to go? That’s perfectly okay — treat yourself to whatever lights you up.

In this episode, I share some simple, intentional ways I’m infusing joy into my days—mostly thanks to the funny videos o...


Truth, Tipping Points, and the Aliens Among Us
#12
11/20/2025

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Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

I hit record, and before I knew it, 30 minutes had flown by. In this episode, we dive into fascinating topics—from the astonishing world records for breath-holding (I’m solidly under a minute!) to the question of whether humans are truly alone on Earth (all signs point to no).

I pay tribute to the brave truth-tellers using their platforms and reflect on how courage is growing in the face of incredible darkness. There is strength in n...


I Was Feeling Some Sort of Way
#11
11/13/2025

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Fair warning: my voice is scratchier than usual and briefly drops out here and there, but hey—no re-recording. Embracing this thing called “good enough.”

SNAP benefits are on my mind. To the government folks who only have jobs because of us, the people: congratulations, you’re officially on a Performance Improvement Plan. Seriously, get your s**t together.

I explore the ‘we are all one’ thread running through humanity, sharing my perspecti...


Why I Finally Hit Record
#10
11/06/2025

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This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic way of sharing stories.

I dive straight into the turning point—the catalyst that completely shifted my perspective of where we live as spiritual beings having a human experience. It’s raw, real, and it changed everything. Toward the end, I circle back to the digital ID topic, as promised.

 


Condo Stories Galore
#9
10/29/2025

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Get ready for a wild menagerie of tales, from adorable critters to creepy crawlies—and yes, even a feathered neighborhood ruffian (spoiler: it’s definitely not your average birdwatching). My condo has been the stage for some seriously ridiculous stories, and I’m here to spill them all—from my mouth straight to your ears.

Teasers include: Ever wondered what it’s like to go years without opening a single window? How about living in...


Energy, Vibration, and Frequency
#8
10/22/2025

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In this episode, I share a fun story about how the infinite intelligence of my body guided me to select some incredible teas—yum, thank you! My amazing chiropractor is moving to Barbados but not before introducing me to a crystal-infused spiritual shop that made my inner witchiness giddy with excitement.

Next, I step into the role of honorary professor at Jess Academy to deliver my first lecture on salt—using it as a po...


My Glamourous Life of Light Bulbs and Toilets
#7
10/15/2025

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In this episode, we dive into the everyday frustrations that make life... well, life. From the very real struggle of finding the right light bulb (seriously, it just shouldn’t be this hard!), to the surprisingly adult task of replacing toilets. Glamourous AF here.

Ever wonder how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb? Just one — but did you twist it to the specified soft light option? Plus, nothing screams adul...


My Number One Boo-Thang – Source! And Other Musings
#6
10/08/2025

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This episode unpacks the exact moment the Universe, in the gentlest and most loving way, slapped me awake—so to speak. Since 2015, Source has been riding shotgun in my life-car—think salt to my water, paint to my brush, avocado to my toast, and yes, the love of my life. Plus, I’ll share some other musings you just might find amusing.


No More Toxic Metal Filling + Two Profound Spiritual Events = Longest Episode Yet
#5
10/01/2025

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It’s been a long time coming—after bucket loads of dental anxiety, that toxic metal filling slowly eroding away in my mouth is officially gone! Safety was my top priority, and all the pre-planning paid off. Thanks to my inner Planner McPlannerson for holding it down!

I also officially kick off the chatter about my beautiful love affair with Source, my number one boo (the only bae riding shotgun every day, all day...


It’s a Hodgepodge Part 2! Not Intentional, but I Am the Tangent Queen
#4
09/24/2025

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Hi Besties! I never quite got to the main topic I planned for this episode—oops! My tangent queen brain was at it again. I’ll try to ‘tame the beast’—no promises though!

We kick off by circling back to some extra dental care tips—because apparently, I can’t stop sharing all things dental! The dental info cake wasn’t fully baked. Then, we dive into pool cleaning tips, drool-worthy social media food posts...


It’s a Hodgepodge! Just Like Your Favorite Flea Market
#3
09/17/2025

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In this eclectic episode, I circle back to last week’s discussion with some additional helpful info and one important thing I missed. This just might be the catalyst you need to take the leap into making your own all-natural products. Then, we dive into rapid-fire fun facts - minus the rapid fire. In fact, it’s slow and filled with lots of context. We’re all cut from the same cloth, so hopefully you can se...


Spilling the Tea: You Ain't Got No Cavity
#2
09/10/2025

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In this episode, I spill the tea on an unfortunate but eye-opening situation regarding my pearly chompers that’s too important not to share — the infamous cavity that turned out to be a total myth. Who knew a trip to the dentist could have so many twists and turns? Alongside heaps of good info, I share friendly commentary on random stuff, the importance of trusting yourself and your gut instincts —all served with big bestie energy...