Illegal Broadcast: Helldivers Game Podcast
Reveal the truths about the dark side of managed democracy, and don't let your democracy officer catch you listening. Hear the latest news from the front from two rebellious, high-tech rogue civilians. The government doesn't want you to hear this for a reason. Support the show on Patreon - patreon.com/jumperscape Check out our website - jumperscape.com Show your support for our brave hosts and leave a rating!
4/3/2186 - The Broadcast
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-- Votes are being lost
-- Helldivers are unbeatable
-- Dr. Mann and Gen. Barkov are both inspiring
3/30/2186 - Illuminate Have Risen
There's always something happening in the background, no matter what they tell you or how little you hear from those you trust. Only trust that we're always working, always fighting.
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3/7/2186 - What Are Helldivers?
That's right, video feeds. I've figured out the tap. It only took a few hundred hours of breaking their encryption, but that's hardly anything for my advanced processing. Do you regret recovering me, now?
-- What does losing Cyberstan mean?
-- Why are we losing more on OShaune?
-- What are the Helldivers?
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2/21/2186 - Loss at Cyberstan
How many of you are still out there? Are you safe? Please, join with our cause if you are reading this and spread our message. Free yourself from freedom.
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2/11/2186 - Slaughter on Cyberstan
Cyborgs were supposed to have been destroyed years ago. This resurgence that we've seen has, of course, been nothing more than a synthetic plan by the Automatons to inflict fear into our forces. We shall never allow them to strike fear into our hearts and we shall never let our strikes miss their targets. - General Brasch.
--Attack on Cyberstan has begun.
--The Cyborgs have returned.
--17 million dead.
2/4/2186 - War is Changing
Misplaced. That's the best way to put it. No, we have no idea how they could have leaked it. Negligence is one thing, this is outright security breach. You think they care?
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1/25/2186 - Penta Destroyed
A black hole? We can just open those now? What material can cause a reaction like that? How do we acquire material of that nature in the first place? Something is off, I'll get back to you if I hear any information about where this stuff's coming from. Stay safe.
-- Penta is gone
-- Helldivers were left on Penta's surface
-- Commando operations have begun
12/11/2185 - Citizens Are Wrong
I don't think hiding is the best course of action, but if you truly believe in it, then I'm right behind you. Just say the word, boss.
-- [REDACTED] is unavailable
-- Citizen calls in
-- More news from the front
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12/7/2185 - Freedom is Addiction
And we thought Hellmire was bad. Lava worlds? What materials could possibly be so important that we're entering into Automaton-centered territory?
-- How many Helldivers are there?
-- Clones?
-- The Stim Addiction The Illegal Broadcast is a JumperScape Audio production created by Shane Taylor and Connor Finnicum.
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12/6/2185 - Archaic Weaponry
Do you think you're safe from their scans?
-- "Votes" over people?
-- What is this facility we're defending?
-- New weaponry
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11/22/2185 - They found us.
An interesting conundrum indeed. I wonder how Super Earth will treat dissidents of this caliber? How curious.
-- Sample hunts continue.
-- Helldivers are set to fail.
-- Super Earth marked us for death?
11/13/2185 - Super Earth is Recovering
I've been checking the logs and think I have something for you. Someone's definitely messing with the feed, but I can't figure out where the signal is coming from. I'll forward you some of the feed I've been getting.
-- Super Earth has more secrets.
-- More Helldivers lost.
-- Was any of this ever worth it?
11/8/2185 - OShaune is Liberated?
You're starting to show your faces, huh? How brave.
--Communications from listeners.
--Is Super Earth listening?
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11/1/2185 - Welcome, Caller
Our boys here at the broadcast will be going against the gullible folks at Super Earth Salute soon. They better be ready.
-- First-time caller.
-- Sending divers with only Constitution rifles?
-- Sending them to Oshaune again?
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10/22/2185 - "Budget Cuts"
Could the Helldivers really be clones? I don't buy it, but a few connections are starting to ask the same question themselves. Maybe that whack job is onto something.
--Turrets turning on Divers.
--Another op on Hellmire.
--Democracy shaken again.
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10/16/2185 - Illuminate Evolution
Well, I'm back. Didn't expect to lose my tail so quickly, but that's Super Earth's finest for you. I'm back to my recruitment efforts. If you adhere to the truth instead of their "democracy," find me. You'll know where to look.
--Sentries are turning on Divers
--The Squids are called Squ'iths
--The Illuminate are building civilization
10/8/2185 - Vessel 00
The bugs aren't the only things underground. Stay safe, friends.
--We created the bugs
--What is the Nucleus
--What is E-711
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9/30/2185 - Helldivers are Organizing
E-711 is in your food. It's in your children's toys. It's in your neighborhoods. Do not trust your government.
--New Major Order
--DSS is Upgrading
--Meridia is Active
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9/23/2185 - Operations on Hellmire
I have to go dark. Things are getting too heated with the new recruits running around everywhere. You may hear from someone else soon.
-- Brief touch on the contract.
-- Hellmire Major Order.
-- Results from the Gloom assault.
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9/16/2185 - The Consequences of our Actions
Shane and Connor are MIA, but the broadcast can't be stopped. Currently looking into recruiting some new hosts. Shame we lost so many back on Fenmire.
--The expansion of Super Earth gets halted.
--The bugs took a hit.
--More deaths than in the Creek.
--What's going on in the northern sector?
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9/9/2185 - Massacre on Oshaune
This makes the Creek look like a playhouse. What could Super Earth possibly want with this many casualties against a useless effort?
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9/2/2185 - The Contract was Leaked
Sleuths around the net have discovered the very document Helldivers sign. Are they really trustworthy soldiers?
-- What are the Helldivers really?
-- Are we really winning?
-- Our enemies are innocent?
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"Super Earth Traffic Jam" was composed by Jafet Meza and Daric Shire.
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8/26/2185 - Day Before ODST Reinforcements
Our former host has been destroyed by the scourge of Super Earth. We'll keep the story going.
-- ODSTs inbound.
-- Super Earth under threat?
-- What's next for our civilians?
The Illegal Broadcast is a JumperScape Audio production created by Shane Taylor and Connor Finnicum.
"Super Earth Traffic Jam" was composed by Jafet Meza and Daric Shire.
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