The King’s Court with King Roberto

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By: King Roberto

Welcome to The King’s Court with King Roberto. A throne-side mix of grit, faith, and ridiculousness. From campfires to construction, business hustle to wild adventures, the King brings real talk, funny stories, and hard-earned wisdom. Some days it’s wins and losses, other days it’s faith and family, and sometimes it’s just pure ridiculous fun. 👑 Expect:𝗙𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵 & 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 — grounding the chaos.𝗛𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 & 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁— wins, losses, and lessons.𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 & 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘀 — where life slows down and truth shows up.𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 — because not everything should be serious.The King’s Court isn’t just a podcast — it’s a gathering. Grab a chair at the table, pour a drink, and join the conversation.

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The last few weeks didn’t go to plan.

Flights delayed. Guests falling through. Recordings lost. A stretch where it felt like everything that could go wrong… did.

But then something changed.

This week in The King’s Court, King Roberto steps back from the chaos and looks at what’s actually being built... family, work, land, community... and the people who make it all matter.

Because when things finally slow down, even for a moment, you start to see it differently.

Not ev...


Decide Anyway
04/22/2026

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The last couple weeks didn’t go to plan.

Flight delays. Missed recordings. Guests falling through. A schedule that refused to cooperate.

And somewhere in the middle of all of it, a familiar question shows up:

What am I supposed to do next?

In this episode, King Roberto breaks down the moment where most people get stuck. The pause, the overthinking, the search for the “right” answer.

Because the truth is, clarity doesn’t come first.

Movement does.


Not Everyone Steps Forward
04/15/2026

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Not everyone steps forward when you expect them to.

A guest lined up. A plan in place. And then… it didn’t happen.

Nothing went wrong.
 It just didn’t go.

This week in The King’s Court, King Roberto talks about what it means to keep moving when others hesitate — when your pace, your timing, and your expectations don’t line up with the people around you.

Because leadership isn’t about dragging people forward.

It’s about recognizing who’s ready… and...


👑 When It Doesn't Go To Plan
04/08/2026

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Not everything goes to plan.

A failed recording. A canceled flight. A week full of delays, changes, and moments where nothing lined up the way it was supposed to.

This week in The King’s Court, King Roberto talks about what it feels like when the direction isn’t clear, when you’re still responsible, still leading, but don’t have control over everything in front of you.

Because that’s where frustration creeps in.
 That’s where you start asking why.
 That’s where most peo...


👑 Stepping Forward Anyway
03/25/2026

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👑 What happens when showing up starts to feel like it doesn’t matter?

In this episode of The King’s Court, King Roberto steps into the weight of volunteering, leadership, and the quiet moments where doubt starts to creep in.

After years of building something that matters, a single question surfaces…

Is it still worth it?

From hard conversations and tough decisions to the reality of leading without recognition, this is a look inside what it means to carry responsibility when no one’s watching...


👑 When the Kingdom Gets Quiet
03/11/2026

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👑 What happens in the kingdom when the workday finally ends?

In this episode of The King’s Court, King Roberto pulls back the curtain on what a normal evening looks like after long days of work, projects, and responsibilities.

From building fences and managing projects to walking the land at sunrise and winding down by the fire at night, life in the Court rarely slows down. But every kingdom has its quiet moments. The time when the noise fades and the mind finally catches up with the decis...


Constant Motion
03/04/2026

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👑 Some seasons of life move fast. Too fast.

In this episode of The King’s Court, King Roberto talks about what happens when a life built on constant motion finally hits the point where a reset becomes necessary.

Between building fences and stalls, running meetings, managing work decisions, and keeping life moving forward, the pace can stack up quickly. And when the pace never slows, awareness becomes critical.

Drawing on the simple acronym HALT — hungry, angry, lonely, tired — this episode explores how recognizing those sig...


👑 When the Weight Is Yours
02/25/2026

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👑 At some point, the weight becomes yours.

In this episode of The King’s Court, King Roberto reflects on a quiet decision he made at 30 years old... buying his first brand-new truck, not to impress anyone, but to step fully into ownership.

It wasn’t about horsepower.
It wasn’t about money.
It wasn’t even about the truck.

It was about identity.

From being helped by his parents to choosing full responsibility, and years later walking his own son through that same t...


Why Winning Doesn’t Matter
02/19/2026

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👑 What if winning isn’t the point?

In this episode of The King’s Court, King Roberto reflects on finishing second in a pick-em league, the hilarious fallout from last place, and why competition reveals more about us than the scoreboard ever could.

But this isn’t really about sports.

It’s about brotherhood.
It’s about ego.
It’s about numbers, and what they can do to your head.

From fantasy leagues to podcast analytics, it’s easy to measure your worth by sta...


👑 Showing Up, Together
02/11/2026

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👑 The Queen has entered the Court.

In this episode of The King’s Court, King Roberto is joined by Nikky for a conversation that’s equal parts humor, history, and hard-earned partnership.

From 16 years of learning how to divide responsibilities (blue jobs and pink jobs included), to navigating different communication styles, to surviving major surgery and the moment that changed how they handled control and trust... this isn’t a “marriage advice” episode.

It’s a real one.

They talk about processing differently, showing up tire...


👑 Holding the Line
02/05/2026

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👑 The plans were set. The bags were almost packed. And then life stepped in.

In this episode of The King’s Court, the King talks about a week that didn’t go as planned... camping cancelled, priorities reshuffled, and a long list of responsibilities that didn’t care about disappointment or timing.

Instead of Joshua Tree, there were fences to fix, decoys to pull from the blind, and a weekend that turned into a full-blown cluster — capped off by almost breaking the Ranger. It wasn’t glamorous. It wasn’t res...


The Table Gets Bigger
#1
01/28/2026

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👑 A new season begins — not with noise, but with room.

Season two of The King’s Court opens with a quiet shift. No recap. No reset. Just a King sitting firmly on the throne, reflecting on what’s changed and why this chapter feels different.

In this solo premiere, I talk about the transition from building something to living inside it, why the circle around the Court is expanding, and what it means to host instead of perform. Season 2 isn’t about bigger reach or louder opinions — it’s about re...


🎙 EP 11 – Long Live the King
#11
11/12/2025

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👑 When this all started, I crowned myself King as a joke — a guy with a mic, a trailer, and way too much confidence. But after a season full of laughs, lessons, and late nights in The Lair, this crown means something different now.

In this season finale, I’m looking back at the wild ride that was Season 1 of The King’s Court — from BBQs and elk hunts to faith, recovery, and family. It’s a toast to the people who built the Court beside me: my kids, my dad...


🎙 EP 10 – The King’s Circle
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11/05/2025

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👑 Every King needs a circle — the people who keep him grounded, challenge him, and help him grow.

In this episode, I’m talking about the two people who’ve shaped me the most: my dad and my wife. From learning the value of hard work and loyalty to understanding what real partnership looks like, this one’s about the people behind the crown — the ones who make the King better.

We’ll talk about lessons from family, marriage, and the moments that remind you leadership isn’t about pow...


🎙 EP 09 – Wild Chapters
#9
10/22/2025

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👑 Every King’s story has a few chapters that don’t exactly make the history books.

In this episode, I’m cracking open some college-era chaos with my old friend Jason — the nights that started with “just one drink,” the questionable decisions that turned into legendary stories, and the lessons that somehow snuck in between the laughs.

From birthday parties to chili cook-offs, from cigars to whiskey before dinner (which the King has officially retired), this one’s about friendship, fun, and the kind of memories that still make you la...


🎙 EP 08 – Faith in the Court
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10/15/2025

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👑 Sometimes, belief isn’t about what you can see... it’s about what you feel.

In this episode, I open up about how losing my mom brought me back to the church, how faith and family kept me grounded, and why I think seeing isn't believing, but believing is seeing... just like in those Santa Claus movies we all grew up on.

This one’s not about religion — it’s about connection, purpose, and the quiet moments that remind us we’re not alone. Whether it’s faith, hop...


🎙 EP 07 - Building the Empire
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10/08/2025

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👑 Every King needs a castle — but empires aren’t built overnight.

In this episode, I’m talking about what it really takes to build something that lasts... in business, in family, and in life. From concrete pours before sunrise to lessons learned the hard way on the jobsite, this one’s about leadership, loyalty, and learning to laugh when the plans fall apart.

You’ll hear stories from the field, reflections from the Lair, and the people who help keep the whole thing standing. Because behind every...


🎙 EP 06 – The Court of Competition
#6
09/30/2025

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👑 The Court isn’t always peaceful. Sometimes it’s an arena. In this episode, we dive into rivalries, trash talk, and the chaos of competition. From fantasy football disasters to family rivalries and showing livestock, competition always delivers the best stories.

Along the way, we’ll talk about what competition really teaches: humility, resilience, and how trash talk is just another form of love in the Court.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, you don’t have to win to belong, but you do...


🎙 EP 05 – At the King’s Table
#5
09/24/2025

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👑 Not every story in the King’s Court happens in the woods or on the field. Some of the best ones start right here, around the BBQ, the campfire, or the kitchen table.

In this episode, I’m sharing my favorite BBQ wins (and fails), campfire nights where the stories grew antlers, and the lessons passed around the kitchen table. Food, fire, and fellowship are the glue that hold the Court together.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, the table is sacred...


🎙 EP 04 - The King's Hunts
#4
09/17/2025

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👑 The King may be recovering, but the hunt is always on. In this episode, I’m sharing two unforgettable elk hunts — one that came together, and one that got away... Ish.

From early mornings in the woods to the split-second decisions that define a hunt, these stories aren’t just about filling tags. They’re about patience, timing, and tradition — the lessons that carry from the field straight into everyday life.

⚔️ This week’s Royal Decree:

“In the King’s Court, timing is everything — take th...


🎙 Ep 03 - The Royal Recovery
#3
09/10/2025

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👑 Last week, the Court was talking sports and smack… this week, the King’s on the injury report. That’s right... sidelined, braced, and learning what it means to fight his way back to the throne.

In this episode, I’m sharing the story of my injury, the chaos of surgery day, and the awkward adjustments that come with recovery. From anesthesia brain to learning patience with a brace that looks like medieval armor, this chapter of the Court is about setbacks, comebacks, and finding humor in the middle of it all.<...


🎙 EP 02 - The King’s Teams and Other Bad Decisions
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09/03/2025

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👑 Every King needs banners to fly under — and mine just happen to be a handful of sports teams that have brought me as much heartbreak as joy.

In this episode, I’m sharing my personal history as a sports fan: the NFL teams I’ve cheered for, the MLB memories that stick, and the ridiculous stories that prove fandom is equal parts loyalty and insanity. Along the way, we’ll talk trash, revisit a few bad decisions, and celebrate why sports matter so much in the Court.<...


🎙 EP 01 - King Roberto enters the Court
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08/27/2025

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 👑 Welcome to The King’s Court — where stories are real, lessons are questionable, and the crown is always a little crooked. 

In this first full episode, King Roberto lays out his Rise to the Throne. From wrangling kids at summer camp, to royal subjects, to crowning himself one morning over coffee — you’ll hear the ridiculous credentials that earned him the crown. 

Along the way, you’ll step inside The King’s Lair, get a taste of what this podcast is all about, and hear the very first Royal Decree...


🎙 Ep 00 - Welcome to the King's Court
08/25/2025

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 👑 Welcome to The King’s Court — the podcast where stories are real, lessons are questionable, and the crown is always a little crooked. 

In this short preview episode (Ep 00), King Roberto explains his rise to the throne (spoiler: it involves a dog, some minions, and a morning coffee coronation). You’ll also hear the very first Royal Decree of the Court — and why you definitely want a seat at the table. 

🎙 What to expect each week: 

Ridiculous stories from the King’s Lair Sports smack talk (NFL, MLB, and more) O...