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A new employee asked what food he could eat in the fridge, but when he was told he could eat none of it and was supposed to bring his own lunch, he just couldn’t comprehend. He was fired a month later for stealing chloroform.

A nurse tells about a girl who had a pin in her mouth, and then accidentally sucked it in where it got temporarily lodged in her throat, dislodged, then lodged in her bronchial, requiring major surgery. Another kid was running with a toothbrush in his mouth, ran into something, and almost punctured an artery. I also read comments that might make you tear up or cry.

“Well, everything is fine with you except for that haircut.” One doctor had a brain fart and couldn’t think of the right word when asking about the penile discharge of one of his patients, so he went with the word “Dong.” I read a bunch more funny comments.

“As a kind of fat guy with glasses, probably the most eviscerated comment I got was, ‘looks like Harry Potter let himself go.’” A comment under this says “I remember someone getting told ‘You look like your patronus is cake.’”

After hammering in his tent pegs, a kid, for no apparent reason, decided to chuck his hammer at a tent. There was a girl inside it who was bashed in the face, breaking multiple teeth on which she choked to death moments later. The kid was arrested and charged with involuntary manslaughter. I also share some life hacks 4:27.

While at his aunt’s funeral, OP overhears some Karens sitting close to him bashing the funeral venue, complaining, and calling it cheap. He then gets up, giving a eulogy about how she was like a mother to him and the whole time witnessing the look of surprise on their faces. Another story is told about a Karen that treats a restaurant employee terribly, but finds something out at the end, making her face go pale. A third story tells of a homophobic Karen who receives some petty vengeance over a parking debacle.

OP in the first story was treated differently by their teacher because they had some disabilities. Then she made the mistake of calling OP’s mother to complain about them. In the second story OP is a hard worker who just wanted to become efficient at their job, but the union workers didn’t like that and kept making their life at work harder for it. So OP came up with an idea on their last day at work.

While working at a law firm, OP receives an unnecessary request from one of the managers, Lady Kathryn. For no apparent reason, this manager wants to make her life and the lives of all the other admins hell, but her reign can’t last forever.

A company’s branch in Salt Lake City has great company culture and gives a lot of leeway to people when they need time off from work. A man higher up in the company takes note and decides to take it upon himself to change this, but the people he’s over do not accept what he’s doing.

OP, a Muslim with a semi conservative family, had a shotgun wedding after she got pregnant with another Muslim’s son. Over the years, the husband has made things difficult by not compromising and telling OP she’s lucky he was willing to save her reputation by marrying her. What should she do?

I read about various devastating events in history. One of the events commented was about the Indonesian mass killings of 1965-1966, which were large-scale killings and civil unrest that occurred in Indonesia over several months, targeting Communist Party of Indonesia party members, Communist sympathisers, Gerwani women, ethnic Javanese Abangan, ethnic Chinese and alleged leftists.

A few of the posts read: there was a legend in a small town about the “Slap Ghost” who would randomly slap men on their way home from the bar at night. Another legend is told about a boy who died in a school boiler room, who for years has been moving the door handle and a chair which hasn’t been moved since the incident.

A couple of the posts read: One girl was “caught” injecting something into her arm and immediately expelled for doing drugs, no questions asked, when in fact she was just taking her insulin for diabetes. Another student was suspended after freaking out because he was told that math homework is more important than his grandmother’s funeral.

OP’s boss was a real piece of work. Turns out nobody liked him, so OP decided on a plan to start recording audio every time his boss was around, which in the end really played to his favor. Another story is told about a good manager who was temporarily replaced by a tyrant who threw everything out the window to do things his way.

OP’s mother complained about her father all growing up. Any time they didn’t have food or money to buy the things they needed, she just blamed it all on him. Finally, after dealing with her mom’s complaining for years even through college, the truth came out.

OP gets revenge on their boss after he decides not to pay the IT help. He ends up losing a boat load more than just a few bucks. Another poster tells about a disrespectful neighbor who wouldn’t shut up throughout the school semester, so when it came time for the neighbor’s finals, it was time for some sweet vengeance.

OP worked for a large company and the leadership wanted to do naughty things with her. After it was clear she wasn’t interested, they started treating her like crap and doing everything they could to make Hell of her life at the company. What they didn’t know was that she was keeping detailed documentation of everything they did.

OP has gained some weight during the pandemic and developed some pretty prominent man boobs in the process. While working out at the gym, the cleaning lady mistakes him for a trans woman, telling him he can use the women’s bathroom if he so desires. Unsure of what she meant at first, he uses the bathroom, and then figures it out and feels too embarrassed to tell her he’s not trans.

A man working in a company was given a USB drive for a work project. He saw a file labeled “Restructuring” on it and decided to investigate. Turns out that the company was planning to let everyone go in 6 months, so he told everyone what was coming and they all got out of the company in the same month, for which the company was not prepared. Another poster tells about when they discovered a huge porn collection on a jump drive after the drive wouldn’t cooperate.

OP decides to bake a cake for his girlfriend. He uses one of the recipes from his mom’s cookbook, but doesn’t realize it’s a recipe that uses Farhenheit instead of Celcius. Another guy and his friends go exploring in an abandoned mine shaft, but notices someone watching them.

OP wanted to search for the TV show “How to Get Away with Murder,” but at the same time was thinking of the show “How I Met Your Mother.” This created a fumble in their brain and they accidentally wrote “How to Murder My Mother” right as his wife walked in the room.

A boy got suspended for throwing a bully out of a window. Another kid had to speak to the counselor for pushing a boy who provoked him. A company put in a stupid rule that required that no one clock in late or clock out too early, so every employee clocked out later and clocked in early, causing the employer to have to pay thousands of dollars in overtime.

A young woman always noticed that her mom looked sad in her pictures growing up, but only spoke well of her childhood and never said anything about bad things that happened to her. She was often annoyingly overprotective until one day she finally revealed what had happened to her.

Therapists, psychiatrists, and psychologists are asked what are some of the most wholesome stories of people getting their lives together. One story includes a woman who spent her whole life on drugs, but finally got clean in her 50’s and went on to accomplish a lot in her later life.

OP has quite the struggle when a bunk mate comes in drunk and can’t find his own sleeping bag. Not realizing that someone is already inside the sleeping bag, he proceeds to pull OP’s bag onto his own naked body causing much confusion.

OP tells a story about when they were home alone talking on the phone, and then dropped the phone. When they looked under the bed to grab it, what they saw may cause you to check under your own from here on out.

A coworker is seen touching himself in the office and keeps getting away with it. Another coworker threatens OP and tells her to meet her outside to fight it out.

In this Ask Reddit episode, we hear answers to a question asking women what their cringiest "I'm not like other girls" moments are. Some stories apply to the OP themselves, and other stories apply to situations in which the OP has witnessed the cringy moment happen to someone else. For example, a girl who thinks she is unique and edgy by wearing Chuck's instead of high heels to her wedding gets a reality check about counter-culture while dress shopping. In another story, we hear about a girl's obsession with wearing top hats in the 6th grade. Listen in to hear...

In this dive into Ask Reddit, we hear about some pretty awesome fan theories. One about kermit the frog causing 9/11. A Matrix Fan theory about the Matrix real world being another layer to the Matrix. A very good theory about Glenda The Witch of The North being the real bad guy in the Wizard of Oz. Listen in to hear these Fan Theories elaborated on and let us know what you think.

Today we try something a little different and read 10 posts from r/showerthoughts. Listen in to hear some shower thoughts people have and let us know what you think about this type of content.

In today's episode, we hear about a college fling that went south but ended up in OP's favor. OP was an attractive, fun, hard-working college student and so was her boyfriend, except when he tried to look cool to his douchey friends. She dumped him for the disrespect he showed her and later on, he realized he messed up and tried to get her back only to get rejected by OP.

Today we go into r/Relationships for a couple of posts asking for advice. In the first post, OP just got engaged and isn't too happy about her engagement ring. They talked pretty extensively about what she would like and she gave him options as well. He ended up choosing everything she said she would never want, from the color of gold to the cut of the stone. What do you think, should she approach her fiance or not? The second post is about a friendship. A work friendship to be exact, one that has become a bit weird. OP...

In this r/maliciouscompliance reading, we hear about one student who had a "dress code violation." The article of clothing in question? A shirt supporting a democratic candidate while the school was in rural Texas. The other post we hear about is about a student who didn't try very hard in P.E. but did very well on the hockey and football teams. When threatened with being removed from the football team for a failing gym class and also have to retake P.E for failing, OP just got a GED right away and went to college a year early.

In today's episode, we hear about OP's relationship problems with her best friend and her request for advice. OP's best friend has been in a long-term relationship much longer than OP has. When OP's Boy Friend proposes to her and she accepts, her best friend won't talk to her. It has been almost two months and OP's best friend hasn't returned any calls or text. Listen in to hear the details and let us know what you think OP should do.

We hear about OP's defiance from doing a senior year project. The administration tried to hang the ability to walk at graduation over OP's head, but OP didn't budge and didn't complete the project out of spite. They allowed OP to walk, but OP didn't attend the graduation anyways.

In this episode we hear about some revenge exacted on a wolf in sheep's clothing. OP helped out his church a lot with the musical services and youth groups. OP did this for free gladly, until a new musical director aka Mr. Charming, joined his church and started trying to take everything over. He had his sights set on the pastor's job and wasted no time trying to spread rumors to negatively affect the pastor politically. After getting OP driven out and away from the church, OP happend to attend a new church which was Mr. Charming's old church. OP...

A math teacher receives a new computer program to teach common core math that has mistakes in the programming. The company replied saying the teacher is too old and not computer literate is why it is flawed. So the teacher employed her students to screenshot any mistakes in the program and email the companies executives.

In today's episode, we go into r/maliciouscompliance. Our first story is about a stubborn fingerprinter who doesn't want to let OP into his appointment for being 5 minutes late. OP finds a crafty way to get it handled so he could get it to his potential employer. The second story is about a tech company that didn't want to buy an expensive tool so they rented it and it ended up costing them much more money.

In today's episode, we hear about some of Reddit's unethical pro tips for life. Though not technically illegal, they for sure bend the rules of morality to some degree or another. Listen in to hear the unethical tips for life and let us know what you think is the most unethical tip of the bunch.

In this revenge stories of Reddit double feature, we hear about a Karen who just wants free things for playing the angry customer card. She keeps sending her drink back after she finishes almost the entire thing. Our Nuclear revenge story is about OP being sexually abused by his father. OP ultimately sent his father to prison by telling on him. While he was in prison, his fellow inmates found out what he had done so they gave him similar treatment that he had given his victims.