The White Noise Podcast

This week: live-show chaos as Tom cuts off his finger! Stephen gets his annual leg shave, while Max looks ready to descend into the underworld…

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We're joined by stand-up comedian Simon Wozniak! We discuss THAT viral clip, dying on stage, and opening for Jamie Hutchinson. Meanwhile, the Mayor of Greater Manchester, Bev Craig, pays a visit...

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This week: Max becomes an expert on "soaking", Stephen witnesses his own funeral, Ryan learns a new word, and Tom reveals the dark history of his bar's toilets.

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This week - we're joined by the RUDEST man to have ever set foot on our podcast. Meanwhile, Tom reveals his strange roleplay fantasy and Dave gets amongst the action!

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This week: Stephen hits the Cat's Pocket, Tom gets a rash from an energy drink, and Max gets caught out while on a bank heist!

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Join us for this special birthday bonanza! There will be presents, a cake (of sorts) and a surprise mystery guest. Meanwhile, Stephen goes on the TV show The Weakest Link!

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This week: Stephen spills the gossip after his appearance on Amazon's Would You Rather: Decide To Survive! Meanwhile, Liam (The Squid) remembers his most creative prank at school and Tom shows off his new hot pink car!

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This week: Max has Dara O'Brien quaking in his boots, Ryan becomes the funniest man at The Cube, and we meet a pony called Myles—but everyone loves him.

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This week: Jamie Hutchinson gets missiles thrown at him on stage, Liam "The Squid" lands himself in serious trouble, and PC PC and Drew P.I. make a special appearance.

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This week - Max turns to God, Captain Custard makes a chaotic visit, and Cam Green learns a trick to guarantee free orange juice for life!

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This week: Max and Dave take in Midsomer Murders LIVE, Stephen and KSI go in search of virgins, and chaos erupts at the Cat's Pocket!

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This week - Max goes looking for clues, Tom’s bar officially opens, and Stephen commentates on France vs England for the Sidemen. Meanwhile, tensions boil over after the Fantasy Football forfeit is revealed!

This week - Max finds something uncontrollably funny, Stephen takes on the cast of Taskmaster at football, and we get to see inside Tom's bar for the first time!

This week - we're joined by the biggest guest we've ever had. Meanwhile, Max buys a statue for £360 and Tom scrambles to get his bar open in time!

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This week - Tony's wrestling career intensifies, Tom's new bar faces a race against time, and Stephen ditches the bolognese to rescue a child!

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This week, we're joined by musician and podcast star Alfie Indra! Meanwhile, Max auditions to be the King's assistant and Stephen tears up New York.

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This week: Tom opens a controversial new business, Max gets ill from dust, and Stephen Tries is back on the mic at Wembley!

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This week: Stephen gets awkward at the doctor’s, Cam returns from the chocolate factory, and there’s a new twist on the cringe and unfunny segment, Maxi’s Taxis.

This week - rising band Max and the Weasels step in for Kanye West at Wireless Festival, and special guest Paddy shocks us with his daily diet.

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This week: Max becomes the star of his own documentary, Stephen launches a dating advice masterclass, and Tom gets dragged into his own version of Storage Wars. Ryan is also there.

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This week—Max’s chocolate factory falls into disrepute over the installation of a children’s pool. Meanwhile, we get invited to the premiere of Last One Laughing!

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This week - Max confronts Ryan after his abysmal display on last week's podcast, can he reclaim his position as co-host?

This week - we're joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Phil Ellis, as we discuss performing on a tram, Mr Blobby's wildest antics and starring as a hooligan with Danny Dyer!

This week - Stephen gives you the behind the scenes with Jack Whitehall and the BRITS. Meanwhile, Max leaves the podcast after a heated argument with Ryan!

This week - the boys endure Liverpool's worst pub crawl imaginable, while Max reveals his favourite thing to wash.

This week - Tom returns with a bang (and a crash), Max makes another ridiculous purchase, and You Laugh You Lose takes a drastic twist!

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This week - we're joined by Liam Shaw (The Squid) as we confess the things we're most ashamed of. Meanwhile, Ryan prepares to impress Max ahead of a trial shift at the Frog & Bucket...

This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, Billy Leon is (rightly) exposed for his crimes.

This week - we get our tin foil hats on to tackle the world’s craziest conspiracy theories, and we meet Scotland’s Prop Comic of the Year! Cam Green also joins the party.

This week - Stephen meets Michael McIntyre, the Munt sets up a meal deal emporium and Tom's cat licks all its hair off. We're also joined by Tony Wright!

This week - Ryan dives back into dating and faces a choice between three lucky singletons. Meanwhile, talented youngster James Fruittella sets his sights on stardom.

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This week - Max makes a fool of himself at his birthday bash, while Ryan throws some home truth's his way. Stephen & Janet interview Tom for the Man United manager's job.

The whole gang gets together for this year’s Christmas special. Join us for Secret Santa, Family Misfortunes, and find out who will be punished!

This week, Robbie Knox joins the boys to talk Soccer AM, drinking with the stars, and some surprising celebrity encounters.

This week - the boys stumble back from their booze-up in Wales, Max demolishes 12 bags of Monster Munch, and General Waste is finally exposed for his crimes!

Old man Tom celebrates yet ANOTHER birthday in spectacular style, while Ryan prepares to conquer the mountains...

Ciarán Carlin talks working with WillNE, achieving the perfect score on Wii Bowling and watching every Fast & Furious film without sleeping. Meanwhile, Ryan questions his role in his cat's demise.

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Tom drops £1,000 on a face glow-up, Max goes head-to-head with a grumpy cinema worker, Stephen snubs Britain’s Got Talent, and our latest guest rejects us!

This week, we tackle life’s biggest questions — starting with: what’s the best pen? Max has strong opinions about a ketchup sachet, Stephen accidentally bakes poisonous cookies for a child, and Cam Green sits down to the strangest meal you’ve ever heard of.

This week - Max gets on the Ozempic, Ryan gets frisky in a service station near you and Tom shares some BIG news!