Most Importantest

This week we're back to AI nonsense. I asked it to describe this weeks episode as a guy bragging to his friends about it to get some cool point, its scary accurate: 

This episode is insane: one of the hosts wrecks his car on 76 and stumbles through a full-blown concussion while his baked, hopelessly lost girlfriend is texting selfies from “the cone,” and at the same time another host straight-up STEALS the wrong car, drives it to work, and only realizes it mid-commute before bringing it back. In between, they roast civil war doomsday talk, drunk sports anchors, right...

This week, my subscription to the AI thing ran out so I’m just going to describe this one old style from memory:

This episode was a powerhouse of a doozy, Jared is fresh from a rear-ending on 76 and concussed! Special taping in Jared’s apartment and one mic shared by all! Very Special Guest Haleigh joins us to talk about the accident, getting married to one of the hosts, we talk about earl sweatshirt, the shenanigans in Minnesota, the King Of Queens. So many cool topics, it’s a free for all and super great. Best ep conten...

This week I told the AI to describe the show as a Philly comic who moved to Austin to chase fame, calling back home to friends he’s already halfway forgotten. Unfortunately, it nailed it. This episode sounds like a South Philly bar that accidentally got wired for audio and then irresponsibly booked Jibri Lee as a guest to officially kick off a podcast beef with his brother, LeMaire Lee. What follows is a long, chaotic comedy episode packed with Philly stand-up lore, Northeast podcast drama, and arguments that probably should’ve stayed offline. The conversation spirals through autistic anime lore...

This week I told the AI we have a free trial of to describe the show as a mom sending a year end newsletter to a family that definitely won't read it. The acuracy... it's insane.

This New Year’s comedy podcast episode of Most Importantest serves as a hilarious, year‑end recap: the hosts joke about failed marriages, questionable “growing up,” teenage whiskey stories, and clever Chuck E. Cheese heists, while obsessing over classic diner food like cobbler, sauerkraut, and schnitzel sandwiches. They weave in running bits about birds and new flus, riff on Trump and weed policy...

I fed this episode into AI and told it to describe it like Santa would to an orphan, Pretty dang accurate:

Ho ho ho, my dear child—this is a wild Christmas comedy podcast episode where a bunch of very silly grown‑ups use dark humor and political satire to joke about everything from ostrich news in Canada and 50 Cent beefs to George W. Bush, war with Venezuela, the Diddy files, and even a goofy Harriet Tubman casting controversy, all while pretending they understand the crazy current events on the news. They get loud and naughty (not North‑Pole a...

This week I asked AI to describe the show like a long Island mom trying to sell it to her kids:

 Oh my God, you have to listen to this podcast, it’s these three idiots just yapping about politics, Jews, fat girls, and that Amy Schumer, and somehow it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in years. It’s like they start with some “most important” news, but really they just end up talking about jerking off, chemtrails, and who’s fat-but-hot now, and I’m crying laughing the whole time. You’ll hate it for the first ten minut...

This week was the most fun, I had an AI tell me what it would sound like if a guy from philly told his girlfriend about it:
Yo babe, you wouldn’t believe this—it was just a bunch of guys bustin’ each other’s chops, talkin’ crazy about judges, fast food bein’ people, and which famous chick is more successful. They started goin’ off about wild crap, like Putin sayin’ we’re eatin’ folks at McDonald’s—like, what? Honestly, it was all jokes and a lotta nonsense, nobody takin’ it serious—just how we talk down here on the corner.

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Again we don't actually talk about @LuisJGomezComedy and @midnightspookshow reuniting this week (I don't think Manny understands SEO at all), but we do have fun!

Steve naps on an administrative futon. @Matt Mead's life imitates @Scarlett Hampton's art. Ray J becomes the next Michael Jackson. Nigeria has at least one 300 seater school bus. A certain Afghani national, And   Marjorie Taylor Greene wins over Manny's parents. 

Starring Manny & Steve 
Produced by Jared 
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We don't actually talk about @thekirkminihaneshow3746 this week but Manny insisted the title would be "good for SEO". Maybe it'll come up in 2 weeks when the next episode we record releases, who knows? Women are playing basketball in burkas. The WWE does a heel turn on Westside Gunn and he might cook a race war in an air fryer about it. Roseanne finally saw Jim Carey's "The Mask". Nobody is allowed to own property anymore. Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys did an Epstein and Epstein did a Yakub. Enjoy the show!

Starring: Manny & Steve 
Produced by: Jared

This week, no guests, no confusion, back to the boys. We get into it with topics ranging from the Trump stimulus checks to the Head of the FBI using the Feds jet to see his GF, pretty cool move. We also touch on Kanye (Ye) apologizing to the entire Jewish Race. ON TOP OF THAT, we dive into youtube stuff featuring Young Clippa and Schizo Sean

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Produced by: Jared

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This week's episode Jared gets replaced by our friend Tommy Mavra, but then Steve gets replaced by Jared. I don't get why people think our structure is so confusing. Together we ask the real questions like: How many seasons of Ridiculousness even are there? Should we invite @TheSkinnyWithJoeyMerlino over as guests or start a podcast war with them? How much of J. Cole's money is Cam'ron gonna count on It Is What It Is? And how many planes will be flying OUT OF the towers now that NYC has a new mayor?

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We got a guest! The "meh" ‎⁨Doctor Til⁩  from Ministry Of Dude.  All together, we talk about everything from classic jokes and the shocking history of comedian Lenny Bruce. We also touch on Princess Diana, Steel Toe getting released, The Amazon shut down, and also just have a nice time with Doctor Til. 

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Guest star: Doctor Til
Produced by: Jared


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Late Episode because the first recording was bad! Jared wasn't available so we had a CLASSIC EPISODE! We got into: Tyler the Creator, Minerals in Australia, How we feel about Jared, movies, Emo Music, SNL and more! 

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This week we really get into it, it of course being:RayJay being a good busisness man, Driving in bad weather, the shocking behavior of Hassan Piker, Cigarettes, Being sick, Being Siiiick, and the security at IHOP. 

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Starring: Manny and Steve and Jared
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Steve had to work so we got our first return guest: Nick! With him we discuss: Steel Toe Revenge porn,  @BillBurrOfficial  visiting Harvard, Chess Stradegy, Something called the CRS,  @kidrock  loving Gavin Newscum, and Even get into the sexual activities of  @HackTheMovies .

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This week the gang talks about all sorts of things, From last weeks episode, the Police, Candice Owens, and Alex Jones' new mustache, to Rappers in jail for Rapping and How I met your mother!

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ANOTHER BANGER of an episode, released a little late due to technical difficulties, This week we talk about: Celeb families, Mannys new podcast!, Aliens, Lady Gaga, High Art, Joke theft and much much more!!

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Manny is out of town so we got Jareds friends @samwolf and @nickflint to come see if they could fill his shoes. The gang talks about ‪@JohnTaffer‬, How much we miss ‪@MannyMuskets‬, Ocean City, NJ, ‪@DonaldJTrumpforPresident‬s use of killboats, and the high prices of the ‪@NintendoAmerica‬ Switch 2

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The Gang gets a new a new addition with ‪@Jared_and_the_winters‬ coming in to produce the pod and figure out what really is the most importantest. We talk discuss ‪@DonaldJTrumpforPresident‬ being a Russian spy, ‪@Timcast‬s hair treatment, the Jeffery files, The Catskills, and Steve even shares his idea of a new stage show!

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In this episode, we're joined by ‪@vito‬. You might know him as co-host of ‪@BiggestProblem‬, or as the guy in that youtube sketch you liked 8 years ago, or as the comic book author of SuperKiller #1, but today you'll get to know the real Vito.  Our questions for Vito include:
-Why won't he hire Manny Muskets as a therapist?
-What did he do with the SuperKiller campaign money?
-Why does he love the instagram @whatisitcomedy so much?
-What does he think the oyster revolution will look like?
-Does he care about Taylor Swift's engagement?
-Does he enjoy...

Classic jokes are back. Manny might actually read something this week. Monsanto is up to good things. The PDF files on Roblox are up to bad things. Steve Irwin and Chris Hansen are working on a new project. A couple of the founding fathers were too smart to be remembered. You can't smoke at McGlinchey's anymore. Hurricane Aaron took the name "Ocean City" too literally. The CIA has been trying to distract us from their budget. Gandhi inspired Ye to be a PUA. Candace Owens needs to drop some bars before Macron gets her. Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't have the...

Manny is joined by ‪@JOHNNYROCKET7036‬ from ‪@MinistryClassics‬ to discuss working on H3LL3PHANT with ‪@ComicArtistProSecrets‬. He explains his beef with Brother Neely. ‪@KarlWATP‬ is getting sued by Stuttering John Melendez. Manny might get sued by his former co-host Dennis B (MADvsTheRest). God decided India and Pakistan both need a bath. And Cam'ron decides being a movie director is easier than rapping.

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The boys are full of beef this week and nobody's safe. Not beloved XXL freshman rappers, not family, and especially not Vito Gesualdi (from The Biggest Problem In The Universe)! Trump signs an executive order and the gamers have outsmarted everybody. Elon gets too much attention. Vivek Ramaswamy and Andrew Yang have been forgotten. Big Balls is not enough to stop a carjacking. The WNBA will arrest you for throwing dildos. Nigeria's economy is built on gas and gaslighting. Pikachu could have been a lot more addicting. And by the end of the episode... we still got beef! Even with...

Vito Gesualdi is still a crash out and doesn't understand why his spot on The Biggest Problem In The Universe is at risk. We time traveled in order to predict Asmongold's next move. Steve doesn't care about Steel Toe's 11th Anniversary show at all, even though Aaron Imholte might end up in jail, so we'll probably never enter the dabbleverse but we still respect SchizoSeanTV's journalism. You might get drunk if you drink the wrong Celsius, or end up owning Russia. You need an id to use Spotify in England. It's illegal to be a ghost there too. Alex Jones...

How to write a classic joke. Why you and Tyler the Creator might both have beef with Drake. I don't know anything about tariffs but 15% is a round number. Chuck Mangione is proof of the Mandela effect. Trump is a gay wizard. Matt Peoples is very funny and should write highway signs. Stripe is de-banking gamers. Manny Muskets writes better code than chat-gpt (so hire him).

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