Unapologetically Us The Podcast

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By: David and Jenn

Real talk, raw laughs, and no filters! Best friends Jenn & David, dive into everything life and all of the very random moments in between.

EP 36 - Plastic Detox or Total BS
#36
04/08/2026

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn recap their Easter celebration filled with family, food, and way too many desserts, before diving into a brutally honest and hilarious breakdown of the Netflix documentary The Plastic Detox. What starts as a simple conversation about plastic exposure quickly turns into a full-on debate about modern health trends, everyday habits, and how much any of it actually matters.

From holiday food overload and favorite dishes to strong opinions on plastics, infertility research, and...


EP 35 - Vacation Gone Wrong
#35
04/02/2026

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn are back after a short break and diving straight into a hilarious and chaotic cruise recap. From overpriced popcorn and late-night casino runs to ice cream mishaps and forgetting entire outfits on the ship, this episode is packed with real-life travel stories you cannot make up. They share what really happens on a cruise when you mix drinks, bad decisions, and spring break crowds, plus how quickly spending can spiral when everything goes on your room charge.<...


EP 34 - Is Adulting Really A Scam ?!?
#34
03/11/2026

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn cover a little bit of everything, starting with David’s Amazon shopping habits and his tendency to let things sit in his cart for months, or even years, before finally buying them long after the trend has passed. That leads into a hilarious Waterpik update that quickly turns into a full disaster story involving tonsil stone curiosity, choking, coughing, and nearly drowning in the bathroom. From there, the conversation bounces into online trends, save for la...


EP 33 - Game Show Episode
#33
03/04/2026

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn turn the show into a trivia game night with an Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader style challenge, a spelling test that goes completely off the rails, and plenty of random laughs along the way.

They debate what people really mean when they say “next Sunday,” struggle through notoriously hard spelling words, and test their knowledge with trivia covering science, history, Disney characters, 90s nostalgia, Tamagotchis, Spider Man, Home Alone, and...


EP 32 - Pirates, Nassau Plans, & the Worst Customer Service Loop
#32
02/25/2026

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Welcome back to Unapologetically Us The Podcast with David and Jenn. This episode starts with a surprisingly heated question: are pirates actually real, or did we all just assume they were movie characters. From Florida history to St. Augustine “pirate tourism,” things spiral fast, especially once an old Encyclopedia Britannica set becomes the hottest piece of nostalgia on the market.

Then it is cruise talk time. They breaks down why a three day cruise is officially too short, why a day at sea matters, and...


EP 31 - From T9 Texting to “We Need to Talk” & Are Pirates Real
#31
02/18/2026

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Welcome back to Unapologetically Us The Podcast with David and Jenn. In this episode, we time travel back to the 90s and ask the real question: could we survive without smartphones, GPS, and instant answers? We talk T9 texting, Blackberry keyboards, MapQuest directions, paper maps, and the chaos of calling someone’s house phone and having someone else pick up.

Then we get into a very real anxiety trigger, the dreaded “we need to talk,” and why those three words can instantly send your brain...


EP 30 - Everyday Life, Tech Fails, & Forgetting Names
#30
02/11/2026

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Welcome back to Unapologetically Us The Podcast with David and Jenn. This episode is packed with relatable chaos, everyday tech fails, and laugh out loud real life moments.

David shares an Apple Watch “find my iPhone” fail that ends with the phone being in the most obvious place possible. Jenn realizes she may unknowingly moan or as she claims hum while getting her hair washed, sparking a conversation about relaxation sounds and the awkward things we do without realizing it.

They also dive...


EP 29 - Tipping Culture, Rounding Up & Saying No
#29
01/28/2026

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, David and Jenn dive headfirst into the everyday annoyances we are all quietly judging but rarely say out loud.

It starts with a breakfast fail and quickly turns into a full-blown conversation about tipping culture, rounding up donations at checkout, and why everyone suddenly wants a tip even when all they did was hand you a box. We break down when we will tip, when we will not, and why transparency matters when stores ask you to round...


EP 28 - Short Sweet & More Technology Problems
#28
01/28/2026

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Before we get started, yes, the camera had a moment. We worked with the footage we could save and kept the conversation going. Thanks for hanging in there with us.

Are we too old for chicken tenders, comfort blankets, or canceling plans just because we do not feel like peopleing?

In this episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, Jenn and David tackle funny and relatable adulting questions, debate what is acceptable behavior as an adult, and share unfiltered opinions that lead to honest laughs...


EP 27 - We Tried Tongue Twisters & Accidentally Judged Everyone
#27
01/14/2026

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Welcome back to Unapologetically Us The Podcast where everyday conversations turn into unfiltered opinions and unexpected laughs.

This episode starts with tongue twisters that quickly spiral into chaos as we attempt classics like red leather, yellow leather and I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. From there, we dive into gym brand loyalty, mixing logos, and whether judging mismatched socks and shoes is ever justified.

The conversation moves into pedestrian etiquette, crosswalk frustration, and why some people refuse to hustle when a car is...


EP 26 - Kicking Off 2026 with Life, Laughs & Lessons
#26
01/07/2026

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Welcome back to Unapologetically Us! In our first episode of 2026, Jenn and David dive into their New Year’s focus words — patience and elevate — and share the hilarious ups and downs of keeping them. From fixing fans and navigating quirky household moments to exploring the importance of alone time, friendships, and boundaries, this episode is packed with laughs, real talk, and relatable life stories.

Tune in for a mix of humor, reflection, and the kind of candid conversations only Unapologetically Us can deliver.

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EP 25 - Same Friends, New Year 2026
#25
12/31/2025

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In this New Year’s Eve episode of Unapologetically Us The Podcast, Jenn and David sit down for an honest, unfiltered conversation about New Year’s resolutions, personal goals, habits, and what it really means to start fresh. Instead of setting unrealistic resolutions that fade by February, they talk about why traditional resolutions don’t work, how small habit changes can make a bigger impact, and why choosing progress over perfection feels better heading into a new year.

The conversation flows through real-life topics like patience, procra...


EP 24 - A Very Unapologetic Christmas
#24
12/24/2025

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It’s the Unapologetically Us Christmas episode, and things go exactly as you’d expect — chaotic, funny, and completely unfiltered 🎄🎙️

David and Jenn kick back for a holiday conversation full of laughs, nostalgia, strong opinions, and real-life Christmas moments. From childhood memories and evolving traditions to holiday stress, last-minute habits, and classic seasonal debates, this episode feels like sitting around with friends during the holidays.

If you love funny Christmas podcasts, honest conversations, and holiday episodes that don’t feel forced or script...


EP 23 - Geography Fails, Skincare Arguments & McBee Dynasty Breakdown
#23
12/17/2025

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us, Jenn and David bring back special guest Shannon for what turns into an absolutely brutal world geography quiz — and yes, they fail spectacularly. From missing basic geography questions to debating where major landmarks are actually located, this episode proves that confidence does not equal correctness.

Once the geography humiliation wraps up, the conversation takes a hard left into pimple patches vs old-school skincare, including toothpaste remedies, zit-popping confessions, and why adults wearing star-shaped patches in...


EP. 22 - Growing Up Analog Living Life Digitally
#22
12/11/2025

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us, David and Jenn dive into the hilarious and chaotic reality of being millennials in todays world. From generational confusion to daily habits we all pretend are normal like taking screenshots instead of notes, letting Amazon carts sit for a year, and hoarding open tabs this millennial deep dive hits home. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn with memories of rotary phones, childhood fears, and life before the internet. Plus a spelling bee that proves adults cannot spell anything without autocorrect. This is...


EP 21 - Weight Loss, Gym Guilt & Getting Older: The Struggle Is Real
#21
12/03/2025

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In this candid and hilarious episode of Unapologetically Us, David and Jenn dive into the realities of health, aging, gym guilt, late-night exhaustion, and the chaotic balance between being busy adults and trying to stay on track. From accidental cheat weeks to joint pain, vision struggles, reminders for literally everything, and whether you should be ghosted or left on read. Literally nothing is off limits. Expect real talk, relatable struggles, and plenty of laughs as they unpack life in your 40s, fitness frustrations, holiday eating, and the ongoing...


EP 20 - Pet Peeves, Turkey Talk & The Trampoline Stories We Shouldn’t Tell
#20
11/26/2025

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In this Thanksgiving episode of Unapologetically Us, David and Jenn dive into their biggest pet peeves, from loud chewers and slow walkers to everyday annoyances that drive them crazy. They talk about their favorite and least favorite Thanksgiving dishes, family chaos, and the holiday foods worth fighting over. They also revisit the wild trampoline stories from their childhood and the unexpected insurance drama that comes with them. This episode is full of real talk, holiday humor, relatable rants, and the unfiltered best friend energy that makes Unapologetically Us...


EP 19 - Hidden Photos, Hot Takes & Jaguars Fans Behaving Badly
#19
11/19/2025

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On this episode of Unapologetically Us, Jenn and David dive into a chaotic mix of Victory Monday energy, Jaguars fan drama, old-school internet nostalgia, questionable phone habits, and why naps might be as important as football.

Jenn breaks down the moment where she and her longtime season-ticket crew ended up blasted online for standing at the Jaguars game even though their seats literally say “standing encouraged.” From Chargers fans in the north end zone to the endless debate on what it m...


EP 18 - French Fries, Game Battles & The Tupperware Meltdown
#18
11/12/2025

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us, David  fights through the world’s longest intro blooper reel before him and Jenn dive into real life chaos like morning person battles, holiday family traditions, game night drama, group chat overload, and the eternal debate over Tupperware shapes. They talk quick poll results, family board games, Christmas routines, old memories, gray hairs showing up in weird places, and the passionate topic of top tier french fries.

Expect laughs, relatable rants, and the kind of honest conversations that make Unapologetically Us...


EP 17 - No Mics, No Rules: Our Studio Remodel & Holiday Debates
#17
11/05/2025

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Welcome to a brand-new episode of Unapologetically Us! Jenn and David kick things off with a “redneck remodel” update on their podcast studio complete with command hooks and questionable mic setups. Then, the duo dives into holiday talk: when is it too early to decorate for Christmas? They share hilarious takes on Halloween, pet stories (including a “No Pets, No Peace” protest), and why pedicures are totally underrated. Plus, they get real about TV show reboots, Y2K memories, and what makes adults cling to their inner kid.

It’...


EP 16 - A Special Episode... Cruise Edition
#16
10/22/2025

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All aboard for a special Cruise Edition of Unapologetically Us! 🚢 David and Jenn are recording straight from the high seas — robes, waves, and all — to spill all their best cruise hacks, from scoring free (or nearly free) trips through the casino, to what you really need to pack, and how to make your stateroom feel like a suite.

They share their must-have travel gadgets (yes, the famous oscillating fans make an appearance), insider perks from their Royal Caribbean adventures, and how to climb the loyalty ladder like a...


EP 15 - Just a Decent Episode (But maybe Hilarious..?)
#15
10/15/2025

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It’s a “decent” week — or at least that’s what David and Jenn are calling it! This episode takes a hilarious dive into the world’s dirtiest jobs (porta potties, forensic cleanup, and all), what careers they could never handle, and which ones pay big bucks. But that’s not all — they somehow end up debating toilet paper direction, peanut butter and jelly sandwich science, and why Black Friday just isn’t what it used to be. From career reflections to cottage cheese on spaghetti (yes, seriously), this one’s a full...


EP 14 - Parents, Psychics & Weenie Sandwiches
#14
10/08/2025

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This week on Unapologetically Us, David and Jenn go all in on the hard-hitting questions — like, is a hot dog really a sandwich? And why has David never been offered one of Jenn’s “weenie sandwiches” after all these years? From parents needing tech support to food challenges gone wrong, sociopathic sock-and-shoe routines, psychics, and a disastrous song lyric guessing game — this episode has everything you didn’t know you needed.

Expect tangents, laughter, and a whole lot of “what are we even talking about right now?” energy.<...


EP 13 - Public Pajamas & Private Judgments
#13
10/01/2025

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Ever argued over the “right” way to give directions? David swears by landmarks, Jenn rolls her eyes, and somehow GPS always gets dragged into the mix. In this episode, the two of them unravel the chaos of navigating life (and roads) without always being on the same page. Along the way, they veer into laugh-out-loud territory: pajama etiquette in public, the eternal struggle with voice memos, and a surprising debate over lasagna soup. It’s random, it’s relatable, and it’s everything you love about Unapologetically Us.

He...


EP 12 - Bedmaking, Blackouts & The Great Underwear Debate
#12
09/24/2025

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What would you do for a million dollars? David and Jenn debate whether they could survive a year dressed as a clown - makeup and all - before spiraling into the great “whitey tighties vs. tidy whities” debate, weird sleep habits, and the art of making your bed. Along the way, they laugh through blackout birthday stories and tackle a tough moral question: would you still take your dream job if it meant stealing the opportunity from someone who desperately needs it? As always, it’s messy, hilarious, and un...


EP 11 - Wet Wipes, Cracker Barrel & Other Unapologetic Truths
#11
09/17/2025

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In this hilariously chaotic episode of Unapologetically Us, David and Jenn spiral through life’s “important” questions: Do you sing in the shower? Should anyone admit to making noises on the toilet? And what’s the real bathroom etiquette when pets are involved? The conversation veers into prison pet programs, cereal vs. soup debates, and even Cracker Barrel’s rebrand before landing on bidets, wet wipes, and why “flushable” doesn’t actually mean flushable. Equal parts unfiltered, messy, and laugh-out-loud funny—this episode proves nothing is off-limits.

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EP 10 - Snatched Hats & Hunting Wives
#10
09/10/2025

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This week on Unapologetically Us, David and Jenn tear into the viral U.S. Open moment where a CEO ripped a hat—and an autograph—right out of a kid’s hands. From internet outrage to “apologies” that don’t quite land, we unpack what happens when grown adults forget how to act in public. Then, we switch gears and dive into Hunting Wives—the steamy, messy, Bravo-meets-true-crime drama that has us questioning sugar daddies, secrets, and season two spoilers. Buckle up - this one’s unapologetically sharp, funny, and a lit...


EP 09 - Skibity Ohio Riz… and Other Words We Don’t Understand
#9
09/02/2025

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In this episode of Unapologetically Us, the crew dives into the chaotic world of 2025 Gen Alpha slang with a special guest ("Chelbert", their friend’s teenager) putting David to the test. From “riz” to “skibity ohio riz,” the hilarious guessing game proves just how confusing (and entertaining) modern lingo can be. Later, the Jenn and David switch gears to talk about binge-watching vs. weekly releases, sharing their takes on how TV viewing has changed over the years.

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EP 08 - Inbox Overload & Party Food Dilemmas
#8
08/27/2025

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This week, Jenn and David are back from California and catching up on everything from work exhaustion to outdated reels, overflowing inboxes, and the art (and shame) of double dipping. They debate TikTok vs. Instagram, potluck trust issues, cat chaos, and even discover the concept of a “forcing party.” It’s random, hilarious, and unapologetically us.

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EP 07 - Los Angeles & Ensenada RECAP!!
#7
08/20/2025

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David and Jenn take you along on their whirlwind trip to LA and a cruise adventure from carry-on challenges and Hollywood tours to unexpected stops at Skid Row and the infamous Hotel Cecil. They dish on cheesy (literally) excursions in Ensenada, robot bartenders at sea, and a few laugh-so-hard-you-cry moments. Unfiltered, funny, and unapologetically them.

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EP 06 - Vacation Vibes & Drive-Thru Disasters
#6
08/13/2025

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From travel wish lists to towel debates, Gen Z stares & AI tangents — we’re keeping it unfiltered, funny, and unapologetically us.

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EP 05 - Miami Mayhem, Morgan Wallen & Used Toilet Talk
#5
08/06/2025

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David and Jenn recap their trip to Miami to see Morgan Wallen live from ticket prices and pyrotechnics to heat exhaustion and Uber fails. They share casino adventures, outrageous concert stories, and even some wild bathroom tales (yes, including a used toilet debate). Plus, shoutouts to hidden gems like Grandpa’s Deli and a reminder why outdoor concerts in July are not the vibe.

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EP 04 - Laughs, Life Lessons & ‘No Pissing Pants’ Moments
#4
07/31/2025

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David and Jenn catch up on Jenn’s challenging week, share funny health mishaps, debate pizza toppings (no pineapple allowed), and compare weight loss struggles—highlighting Tupperware chaos. They tackle tricky riddles amid laptop spills, dive into a humorous bathroom chat about wiping and bidets, and reflect on their very different childhood rules and family routines, with plenty of laughs throughout.

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EP 03 - We Promise We're Trying!
#3
07/23/2025

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Jenn and David talk upcoming trips, unpacking and overpacking struggles, and the art of living out of a suitcase. They play a hilarious word game, debate best sitcoms ever, and get way too honest about public bathrooms. Chaos, as always.

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EP 02 - We're Morons!
#2
07/16/2025

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In Episode 2 of Unapologetically Us, Jenn and David roll with a video glitch by going audio-only, sharing laughs and real talk as they figure things out. They chat about Jacksonville being called boring, why people still move there, and how it supports their work in real estate and booze. The convo jumps to Jenn’s uncanny body awareness, their very different habits, cruise plans, and dining-out pet peeves—like loud kids and over-attentive servers. As always, it’s unfiltered, honest, and a little chaotic.

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EP 01 - This Is Us. Unapologetically.
#1
07/09/2025

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Welcome to the very first episode of Unapologetically Us! We’re Jenn and David—best friends since 1992, somewhere between a sitcom and total chaos. This podcast is our unfiltered space to be real, raw, and maybe a little inappropriate. If you’re into that, buckle up. If not—no hard feelings. We’re recording on our phones, figuring it out as we go. Thanks for joining the madness!

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