Opie & Carl

This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.
Opie and Carl with comedian Vic Henley go off the rails reacting to Thailand’s wild Prison Fight documentary on Showtime—where inmates can literally battle for early release—while ranting about getting crushed by NYC taxes, sky-high Manhattan rents, and why everyone’s fleeing to the Carolinas for bigger houses and better lives. They dive into death penalty frustrations (lethal injection chemical shortages, firing squads, Aaron Hernandez’s shocking final notes), food obsessions (fried chicken skin sandwiches, gravy master secrets, farm-fresh milk highs), Iggy Pop turning 70, and classic tr...

Ever wondered what happens when comedians invade a millionaire's paradise like Nantucket? Join Opie as he chats with hilarious guests Vic Henley, a veteran stand-up comic, and chef Carl Ruiz about shark encounters, celebrity run-ins like John Kerry's sweater fiasco, and pacing with Stephen Wright at the Comedy Festival. Dive into this irreverent episode for laughs on beaches, soccer rants, and island antics that’ll make your daily grind feel like a vacation—listen now and escape to the chaos!


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Opie and Carl Ruiz roam Nantucket's windy cobblestone alleys, turning a simple walk into chaotic hilarity with awkward stranger confrontations, vintage Jeep ogling, and relentless ribbing. Highlights include Opie's relentless people-bothering, Opie's eagle sanctuary rants about unhappy hopping birds that "want to soar," and the infamous moment Carl catches Opie mid-pud-pulling while storytelling. Dive into this irreverent, no-holds-barred walk for raw laughs and unfiltered island absurdity—hit play and join the wandering madness!


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*** This is a pre podcast show where Carl came in a lot to do Opie's radio show at SiriusXM. Also on this episode comedians Rich Vos and Chris Distefano.

They roast cable news stars (Jake Tapper’s “losers” wall, Shepard Smith as the “gay Riddler,” Wolf Blitzer love, Don Lemon’s ear piercing), share credit-score disasters and family drama (Carl’s baby-food Easter fiasco), and obsess over food.The talk turns gloriously gross: Rich’s infamous “shit rag” routine, dark dumps/showers, piss socks, and airport hacks—leaving the intern horrified.Plus: Aaron Hernandez suicide vs. murder debate (Bible verse detail), I...

Opie and the crew take the stage at the Nantucket Comedy Festival for an unscripted, no-holds-barred riot featuring wild stories of spite-fueled bar takeovers, insane watch heists fantasies, and stealth wealth spotting among the island's elite. Joined by Chef Carl Ruiz and comedians Vic Henley and Sherrod Small, they roast everything from $440K Rolexes and lightship baskets to Boston radio mayhem and offseason island life—pure irreverent hilarity with zero filter. Hit play for raw laughs, insider rich-people dirt, and the kind of chaotic fun that made Opie Radio legendary—subscribe now and join the madness!


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Dive into an unannounced live podcast from Nantucket's Comedy Festival where Opie turns an empty theater into uproarious gold with Vic Henley, Chef Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small. From billionaire parties and strip club escapades to a teen's beer-fueled expulsion from Germany and spite-fueled rants on divorce and culinary disasters, the banter flows with irreverent wit and shocking twists. Tune in for non-stop laughs that capture the raw charm of comedy's underbelly—perfect for fans craving unfiltered hilarity.


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Ever wondered what happens when comedy legends hit Nantucket for a festival and unleash pure, unfiltered mayhem? Join Opie as he captures wild bar banter with chef Carl Ruiz and comedian Sherrod Small, from epic food philosophies and Cosby Cosmos shots to near-brawls, terry cloth shopping sprees, and a surprising cobblestone history lesson. Tune in for laughs that hit harder than the hangover—perfect for comedy fans craving raw, irreverent vibes that'll leave you booking your next island escape.


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Ever wondered what happens when a pack of irreverent comedians invades America's wealthiest island? Join Opie as he teams up with Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, Vic Henley, and a surprise Ron White for wild tales of bumpy flights, whaling museum myths, and bar-hopping banter that exposes Nantucket's sneaky rich vibes. Tune in for non-stop laughs that reveal the hilarious underbelly of luxury life—perfect for comedy fans craving unfiltered fun.

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Ever wondered what really shattered the Opie & Anthony empire and sparked lifelong feuds? Join Opie at comedian Mike Bocchetti's quirky family home for raw tales of heart-stopping health scares, behind-the-scenes betrayals, and hilarious influences from legends like Sam Kinison. Tune in for unfiltered insights that reveal the brutal truths of showbiz survival and inspire you to chase your own dreams without the drama.

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Opie calls Carl Ruiz who's already in Nantucket living the life of a boy toy!  Opie will be joining him in a couple days to podcast as part of the Nantucket Comedy Festival but first...

Ever wondered what life looks like for a comedian who's survived a heart attack and still lives with his mom? Dive into this hilarious house tour with Mike Bocchetti, where Opie uncovers antique trains, dentures secrets, and family chaos—including a yappy Chihuahua and tales of drunken mishaps. Tune in for unfiltered laughs and surprising insights that prove comedy thrives in the most une...

Dive into the chaos as Vic Henley teams up with Opie and Carl to roast a massive, indulgent chocolate bar that Carl hauled in—only for Opie to unleash his signature ball-busting hilarity. From giant bombs and luxury cars to Caitlyn Jenner's bold transformation, this episode explodes with unfiltered banter that'll have you rethinking your snack choices and celebrity scandals. Get ready for non-stop laughs that blend irreverent wit with surprising insights into life's absurdities.


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Picture this: Opie straight-up smashes Bernie Goetz's demo CD right in front of him on air, sparking a legendary meltdown that had everyone fearing for their lives—then fast-forward to a yacht adventure where the crew relives it all amid thunder, clams flying onto luxury towels, and Pearl Jam deep-dive obsessions. Joined by Matt Farah of The Smoking Tire, this episode delivers non-stop irreverent chaos, from bottled water scams to the most soul-crushing documentary ever. Jump aboard for the wild stories and laughs that make this unfiltered boat ride unforgettable—subscribe now for more epic madness!


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Picture this: Carl finally scores with the summer crush in her sundress, goes full efficiency mode with an aggressive under-the-dress move, only to pull out eight fingers covered in... surprise toilet paper. Relive the cringeworthy hookup disaster that had everyone expecting romance but delivered barbarian-level chaos, plus rare Zima chugging, vintage watch flips worth millions, and savage roasts of gas-smelling Ferraris on a rocking boat with Opie, Carl Ruiz and Matt Farah. Jump in for raw, unhinged laughs and stories that'll make you grateful you're just listening.


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What if the "self-driving" tech everyone's hyping could actually get you killed—and the guy with a million YouTube subs knows exactly why? Join Opie, Carl Ruiz, and Smoking Tire legend Matt Farah on a wild yacht ride where they dismantle Tesla hype, swap insane high school car stories (Dodge Aspen guillotine doors included), and pay raw tribute to Patrice O'Neal's unmatched genius. OH! And Opie thought it was a good ide to fish on a yacht! This unfiltered, zero-BS episode is pure old-school radio madness on the water—hit play before the next wave (or fishing fail) hits!

Ever wondered what happens when radio legend Opie meets car guru Matt Farah on a luxurious yacht for an unfiltered chat? Dive into hilarious tales of boating mishaps, celebrity helicopters, and upgrading from crappy podcast gear to pro-level banter, all while cruising the Long Island Sound. Tune in for raw laughs and insider stories that prove even icons fumble—perfect for fans craving irreverent fun and unexpected adventures.


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Buckle up for pure unfiltered mayhem as Opie and Carl road-trip to Greenwich, roasting yacht culture, spilling coffee on "privileged" coffee shop kids, and butchering classic song lyrics before finally boarding Matt Farah's (The Smoking Tire) yacht for the ultimate hang. Expect savage ball-busting, awkward rich-town encounters, and the kind of raw, no-holds-barred comedy that made Opie a radio legend—now with cars, boats, and zero f*cks given. Jump in now if you crave real, irreverent laughs that hit harder than a Kennedy scandal!


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The second you hit play you’re getting hammered with non-stop laughs: Windmills chopping bald eagles in half while stoned, solar farms turning hawks into mid-air KFC, and Carl teaching you how to “seize the fat and lacquer the duck” between bird genocide jokes. Opie and Carl Ruiz with Vic Henley and Sherrod Small never let the comedy breathe for 52 straight minutes of pure, chaotic, old-school radio gold.

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Join Carl Ruiz on a hilarious solo adventure from California as he ropes in beer expert Ben Perry to demystify pilsners—the crisp, underrated lagers from the Czech Republic that cleanse your palate like nothing else. From tasting classics like Mama's Little Yella Pils to debating German vs. Czech styles with irreverent banter about tattoos, Warriors gear, and passing out in urinals, discover why these low-ABV beers are perfect for boilermakers and foodies alike. Whether you're a craft beer snob or just love a refreshing sip, this episode reveals the surprising heritage and simplicity that make pilsners an everyday hero in...

Carl just touched down from Miami after throwing the party of the century: his Grandma’s 90th birthday bash. What was supposed to be a classy, heartwarming family celebration quickly turned into a full-blown circus, and Carl has zero chill left when it comes to his relatives.Fresh off the plane and still smelling like Cuban cigars and regret, Carl unleashes an all-time rant, roasting every single family member who dared show their face including his bow tie wearing brother.No one is safe. Carl names names, spills tea hotter than South Beach asphalt, and delivers the most savage, unfiltered fa...

Tears flow when Opie remembers burying his brother’s dog on a freezing night, then absolute chaos erupts as Carl tells the legendary story of his chocolate Lab Max hijacking a UPS truck and devouring dozens of packages while the driver begs for mercy. Vic Henley goes nuclear over Alabama white sauce betrayal, Sherrod drops Chinatown bus nightmares, and the boys prove why this crew still brings the most unhinged, heartfelt, laugh-till-you-cry comedy chaos on earth. Hit play and thank us later — you’ll never look at barbecue sauce or delivery drivers the same way again.


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One birthday dinner at Butter spirals into legendary chaos: Sherrod nearly fights a jealous husband while the wife sculpts his face in butter and begs for more, Nick Solaris terrorizes the kitchen sending back $300 steaks, Texas groupies light joints in their bras—and then Carl Ruiz breaks down crying over the chocolate Lab he lost in the divorce. Raw, hilarious, heartbreaking Opie Radio gold with Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, and Vic Henley. Hit play…you’ll laugh, you’ll wince, you might tear up.


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Opie finally tells the full bat-shit story of the “healing” shaman his wife brought home after he got fired — tribal drums, Reiki, wooden jewelry, and a mystery Peruvian powder blown up both nostrils that lit his entire body on fire and had him vomiting like The Exorcist. Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small lose their minds laughing while roasting the hell out of him. Raw, unfiltered comedy gold from the first post-Sirius reunion of the whole crew — you’ll never look at yoga bros the same way again.


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Opie finally lets Vic Henley near his building (but not inside — baby steps!). What follows is a classic NYC ramble through Central Park: insurance scams, family churches that dodge sales tax, topless 70-year-old sunbathers, dead-fish conspiracy theories, and a dive-bar soccer fan getting 86’d by an 80-year-old bartender named Poncho. They pick up Carl from a smoky bar fight, dodge the Dakota ghosts, and cliffhanger into Gebhards with Sherrod and Nick Salera for Larson Lager and Al Capone bourbon. Just another day in the Opie & Carl universe — no castles, just castle-like buildings and a whole lotta bullshit.

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Opie and Carl hit the scorching NYC streets for a chaotic reunion mission: wrangle Vic Henley for the first post-firing O&A crew podcast at Gebhards. Along the way—hot dogs at Gray’s Papaya (mustard vs. sauerkraut wars), Matt Farah’s savage intro roasting Carl’s “Silicon Valley nerds bang dimes” delusion, Carl’s Food-Network-fueled first-date explosion (“like putting a monkey in a bathroom with a shotgun”), pregnant-fetish confessions, tattoo no-go zones, papaya-drink sabotage, and near-brawls with soup-wielding OGs. Zero filter, 100 % unhinged summer vibes.

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Opie confesses his sexy-older-therapist obsession while Carl brags about 57-year-old sugar-mama convertible hookups. The duo unpack introvert struggles, mentally-ill moms, disowning family for sanity, and the wedding where the bride demanded divorce on the big day. From HR betrayals to Navy SEAL pranks, they spill raw, unfiltered life—complete with sidewalk smokes, hill-climbing rants, and a recorder that dies right when the therapy session gets real. Real talk, zero filter, battery life sold separately.


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Join Opie and Carl Ruiz for a wild ride through New York City in this hilarious and heartfelt episode of the Opie Radio podcast! Recorded on a humid summer day by the Hudson River, the duo dives into everything from overreacting to high school kids, dodging rogue cyclists, and debating global warming with a side of nerd-bashing. Carl shares a raw story about closing his beloved restaurant, Marie, while Opie opens up about the unjust SiriusXM firing and the real drama behind the Opie and Anthony breakup. From barking dogs to Sully’s miracle landing, this episode is packed with la...

In this raucous episode of the Opie and Carl podcast, the guys wrap up their epic hang at the Big Apple Barbecue with Carl's hillbilly crew. From Nick Solaris' loudmouth critiques to the Fox Brothers' smoked baloney mastery, the episode is packed with Southern charm, bourbon-fueled chaos, and barbecue wisdom. Sam Jones and Pat Martin bring whole hog expertise and karaoke heartbreak, while Billy Durney nurses his wounds over stolen trucks and pineapple-juiced Adidas. Expect CB radio tales, redneck ghost stories, and a whole lot of ratchet jawing in this smokin’ good time!


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Join Opie and Carl as they dive headfirst into the smoky, bourbon-fueled chaos of the Big Apple BBQ with Carl's hillbilly crew! From catastrophic podcast equipment fails to late-night steak tartare at a French diner, this episode is packed with Southern charm, gut-busting stories, and a whole lot of "kissing the bottle." Meet the Ubon’s gang, hear Gary’s legendary tales (including a horse-buying fiasco and a schnauzer joke that’ll leave you in stitches), and learn about Operation Barbecue Relief’s mission to feed disaster-stricken communities. Expect fried chicken, Bloody Mary oyster shooters, and a blues song that’ll have yo...

Join Opie and Carl for a raucous, rib-smacking episode recorded live at the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party in New York City! The duo dives into the heart of Southern barbecue culture with the legendary Ubon’s crew from Yazoo City, Mississippi. From hilarious mix-ups (Opie as Ellen DeGeneres?!) to tales of fried chicken that’ll “change your life,” and a side of roadkill rumors, this episode is packed with laughter, soulful BBQ stories, and Southern hospitality. Meet pit masters, hear about Terence’s life-altering fried chicken, and get a taste of the camaraderie that makes this festival a must. Plus, a fe...

Buckle up for an epic episode of the Opie and Carl Podcast as they sit down with world traveler Lee Abbamonte, who’s been to every country, from the icy extremes of the North and South Poles to the chaotic streets of North Korea. Hear jaw-dropping tales of flying on a Belarusian military plane with Prince Harry, dodging scams in Nigeria, and golfing in Afghanistan under armed guard. The conversation takes hilarious detours into Wet Willies, diamond-swapping scandals, and the best pizza in America. From royal run-ins to rat-infested restaurants, this episode is a wild, unfiltered journey across the globe, wi...

Join Opie and Carl for a wild ride at Jack Dempsey’s in NYC, where the drinks flow and the stories get crazier by the minute! Carl’s freaking out over his powerless creepy cabin, overrun by spiders and bugs, while Opie stirs the pot with tales of spitting on cars and dodging trucker fights. Special guest Lee, the youngest American to visit every country, drops jaws with his Libya adventure during the Arab Spring—complete with firefights and a Jason Bourne-worthy passport moment. From dog park drama to 9/11 reflections, this episode is a chaotic blend of laughs, shocks, and pure p...

Join Opie, Carl, and comedian Vic Henley as they finish up day drinking and go for a wild, booze-fueled romp through New York City. The trio is hammered, hilarious, and hitting the streets, from devouring seafood feasts to debating Carl’s “hammer” on Instagram. A mysterious Louis Vuitton bag sparks chaos, leading to a comedic quest filled with hot dogs at Gray’s Papaya, encounters with quirky locals, and a surprise Potato Express discovery. Expect crude banter, heartfelt moments, and pure podcast pandemonium as the boys navigate Carl’s tough day with laughter and liquor. 

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Join Opie, Food Network star Carl Ruiz, and comedian Vic Henley for a wild, boozy episode at The Ribbon on the Upper West Side. The trio dives into day drinking to cope with Carl’s divorce bombshell, indulging in fried chicken, deviled eggs, and a luxurious seafood platter with caviar. From shaman rituals and snorted “mystery plants” to heartfelt confessions and hilarious rants about shallots, this episode is a rollercoaster of raw emotion, culinary expertise, and unfiltered banter. Expect stories of caddying hardships, sugar gliders, and a jukebox playing all the wrong love songs. Pour a Pimm’s Cup and buckle u...

In this eye-opening episode of the Opie & Carl podcast, Food Network star Carl Ruiz dives deep into the dark underbelly of the food world with Opie, Vic Henley and Nick Solares. From fake tuna and dyed salmon to sawdust in your Parmesan and mislabeled "San Marzano" tomatoes, Carl exposes the shocking truths behind what you’re really eating. Learn why most sushi isn’t what it seems, how "free-range" chickens are a scam, and why your favorite steakhouse might be serving you questionable cuts. Packed with jaw-dropping revelations and Carl’s signature humor, this episode will make you rethink your next m...

In this wild episode of Opie and Carl, Carl jets off on a private plane to California with the one and only Guy Fieri, leaving Opie to hold down the fort at Gebhards Beer Culture with comedian Chris Distefano. The duo dives into a hilarious take on history, from Civil War deserters to Revolutionary War band members dodging bullets. Things get surreal with a surprise FaceTime from Robert O’Neill, the Navy SEAL who took down Osama Bin Laden, sharing stories of his mission and dodging traffic tickets. Plus, Chris and Opie riff on everything from Steely Dan’s surprising Chev...

Buckle up for a wild ride at Gebhards Beer Culture in NYC with Opie, Carl Ruiz, and comedian Chris Distefano! This episode of the Opie and Carl podcast is a hilarious whirlwind of private jet flexes, heated debates over black-and-white cookies, and tales of tarmac flirtations. From Carl’s lavish jet-setting lifestyle to Chris’s controversial cookie takes, plus a surprise history lesson from Gloria from Baltimore, this episode is packed with laughs, food fights, and pure chaos. Tune in for burgers, banter, and a spatula that’s changing the game!


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Join Opie, comedian Chris Distefano, and Food Network star Carl Ruiz for a raucous, laughter-filled episode recorded live at Gebhards Beer Culture in New York City. From poking fun at Tim Sabian’s “baby elephant hips” to debating the merits of fruity cocktails and Greek salads. Hear about Carl's creepy ghost-infested cabin in the woods, mountain lion scares, and his "how to disappear" strategy.  Expect wild stories about teacup piglets named Chinese, risqué chats about foot fetishes, colonoscopies, a steamy physical therapy hookup, and Chris’s questionable remote control “selfie.” With Grandpa beers flowing and a surprise visit from BBQ champ Will She...

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie and Carl Ruiz dive into a raucous discussion about their disdain for overhyped fall activities like apple picking, pumpkin picking, and strawberry picking, exposing them as scams that exploit city folks for profit. The conversation spirals into side-splitting tangents, from Opie’s tales of getting sloshed on Kahlua at a pumpkin patch to Carl’s wild stories of suburban gossip involving a “perfect mom” and a garbage man. They riff on the absurdity of pumpkin spice everything, the chemical-laden flavors, and the futility of chasing the “perfect” pumpkin. The duo also...

Join Opie and comedian Chris Distefano for a wild walk through New York City’s Upper West Side, where they hunt for the city’s best cream puffs before meeting Carl Ruiz at Gebhard’s for beers and banter. From awkward MeToo apologies to a Greek honey vendor’s life story, a “Black McDonald’s” showdown, and debates about Carl’s breath, this episode is a hilarious, unfiltered street podcast packed with laughs, edible obsessions, and random encounters. Expect unhinged rants, questionable life choices, and a top-five white NBA players list that’s as chaotic as their day. Tune in for a taste of NYC...

The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into their evolving booze preferences—Opie’s escape from pricey wines like Duckhorn and Silver Oak to the bitter betrayal of IPAs, and Carl’s love for crisp, old-school beers like Schlitz and Tsingtao. A sassy wine store clerk schools Opie on affordable bottles, while Carl rants about pretentious wine snobs and their homemade clothes.The adventure continues as they navigate Route 80, dodging turkey buzzards and debating diner orders—think Sedona breakfasts and avocado aversions. Recorded on the road and at a packed diner, the episode captures their raw banter, from Vegas pa...