The Slack Doctors

We air some of our most hateful comments to date. Dr. Bob delivers a quick health update and brief rant (Dr. Bob's niece is the best). Dr. Chip's insurance sucks. Dr. Chip has a mystery guest pop in and right out again. The gang discusses state executions. After the Trump flyover wince, Howie Mandel missed his chance at eternal coolness. How did Subaru attain this reputation? We watch several volleyball highlight clips, some zestier than others. Would you schedule an ice cream truck haircut? So, is everything just gonna be legal soon? Did this guy go to Gay Heaven...

We start the show with grossness. Who really cares if you were kinda gay?(women do) We revisit the F.B.I.'s newest policy change. Dr. Chip can't find pantsthat fit, might be time for suspenders. Rules for thee, but not for me. We check out some questionable wrestling promo from the past, the 80's were just different. Jack Black Sabbath at the park. Dr. Bob recommends Psychonauts2. " Who wants to go to the bathroom with me?" Democracy has clearly failed. Diamond Dave vs Gary Bussey in a lunacy showdown. That is not a smart dog. Maybe don't...

Producer Dean-o brings Paul back as a returning guest. There was just a king tide in South Florida and summer is far from over. Paul and Dr. Bob swap stories about moving grandpa's stuff with dad, Dr. Bob was invincible. We share some football nuggets, a good hit and a dirty play. Are prediction markets ruining sports? Should we cut away some of these rules? We share some juicy hate comments and Dr. Bob offers an indecent proposal as an olive branch. Cool ad for Willie's Remedy, but still too expensive. We dip into Florida real estate briefly. WAX...

A rare Saturday recording sans Dean-o. We still just don't understand copyright on YouTube. Whatever happened to keeping a diary? Did Dr. Chip just jinx Florida with a storm? We discuss an elaborate prank in the planning stage. Some more Florida real estate speculation. Nuggets today include: Israeli pagers, hobosexuals, NO SOLICITATION, evil in the aisle, never leash a cat,and "don't be that guy". We discuss the Clancy trial. Dr. Bob contemplates a new style and look. Did Trump just ask for a fastball?

Dr. Chip opens with a local restaurant review. Summer in South Florida is endless. Cousin Coley didn't disown Dr. Bob. We react to some comments, apparently we are leftists. Is Florida's Amendment 3 national news? Wonder what Taylor Swift's opinion is on Palestine? We watch a whole slew of nuggets and topics include: "What are you on right now?", Petting Zoo chaos, Redneck ingenuity, King of STD's, Classic Taxi cookie scene, Any drums will do, The tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Dr. Bob brings his cousin Coley on the show (she will regret it by the end). Dr. Bob shares some childhood stories with the gang. Growing up in the 70's was just different, remembering past ass whippings. Dr. Chip went on a date with a living meme. Is that Caitlyn Trump or Melania Jenner? So, it's "leaf" season in New England this week. Cousin Coley stays busy all the time. Nicole tells us about how social services work in Connecticut and the challenges of working with at risk teens who are transitioning out of foster care into the adult...

We have a brief in-house meeting about a merch mistake, we're missing our Dean-o. Dr. Bob finds a surprise in his wallet which sparks a short discussion about healthcare, medicine, and records. Dean-o manages yet another small self-inflicted flood. So, Hunter "worked" six months on this coin? Dr. Chip predicts not only a Hillary run in 2028, but a possible path to victory. Tim Dillon's song possibly still too soon? We discuss the Ed Sheeran tour debacle. Let's get Trump on Matan's show! Dr. Chip rips into Bill Maher. What are pro-Mamdani rabbis? Check out the reincarnation of Tommy Boy...

Dr. Chip unveils our new shirts, hats, and stickers. Dr. Bob recaps his latest medical adventure, and Dean-o had an ER visit. We talk a little about 9/11 and some recent Houthi developments. Dr. Chip tells an old Covid story, how long do we have? We hear from Victor again, hope he makes it here. Pink is apparently in hot water. Hunter goes on Matan and seems to get the show. Just a skit, but still satisfying to watch. Colombian "cheese" looks pretty strong. Tweakig behind the wheel? Dr. Chip reveals our new favorite auto sport, along with some potential...

We come out of the gate with a clip of a near bridge mishap (from right by Dr. Chip's). Dr. Bob debuts the elusive 50mg can of confusion. Dr. Chip got some unwanted gifts from Punkin. Dr. Chip loses his power live and Bob and Dean-o keep it going. Boomhauer's daughters? How to make eggplant even worse. Why do you want to be a line cook? A satisfying beating of an Island Boy. TV in the 80's was just different. Get em while they're young. A squirrel goes on the offensive. But what did the sign on the door...

Cousin Mike had to reschedule, and Dr. Chip joins the Cornbread revolution. Dr. Bob is on the hunt for the fabled 50mg can and we have a surprise for Scott this show. We follow up on the car wash nugget and things get a little heated. Is AC the greatest invention of the 20th century? (The Fat Electrician thinks yes). We showcase some scumbags in Miami for stealing a tip jar. What plays a bigger role in Alzheimer's, statins or tooth plaque? We discuss cholesterol in general. A classic nugget regarding Starbucks mystery ingredient, Punkin takes offense. Big reveal...

Dr. Bob loves Fallout New Vegas but hates Bethesda. Dean-o is either on air or fixing up the place. Dr. Chip is dog sitting again and Cousin Mike made it out of the hospital. Dr. Bob shares a short video of a search gone wrong at a car wash and starts a twenty minute feud.( Dr. Chip and Dean-o butt heads) We all recoil in horror at the world's most disgusting crab roll. An Indian buffet on board that's not for everyone. Dr. Chip stunk up a flight by not having weed in his system, does anyone else have...

Dr. Chip shares a health update for Cousin Mike. Uncle Skip's funeral had quite the turnout, endless stories. Dr. Bob has a love/hate relationship with Bethesda. Dean-o is looking to sell the house. Zillow in South Florida keeps filling up, but prices are holding steady still. Dr. Bob shares a post from his favorite restaurant in Ohio (the customer is NOT always right at this place). Some people apparently really dislike the name change of PBIA. Molecular gastronomy versus the taco boot. We watch the chillest cop ever (Super Trooper?).Spiderman of the people. Checking the mail or...

The gang talks about the weekend. Catch Deano on air if you're in the NC area. Dr, Bob made it home with a busted lower back. Dr. Chip's drunken weekend ends with surprise breakfast in bed. Dr. Bob tells his worst hangover story. A bullshit A.I. robot surgery leads into a good question (why aren't all surgeries recorded?). We watch a clip of an Unc who has had enough of passwords, we all agree. Dr. Chip can't get on X and Dr. Bob just doesn't wanna. Tai's drone theory is looking stronger than ever. Can you be arrested...

Dr. Bob is on his way back south and welcomes Scott Allen back again. Dr. Chip avoids being struck by lightning but Scott's old coworker and some Ohio inmates were not as lucky. Dr. Bob had car gremlins for his entire trip and it led to some light harassment in the service bay (Scott had the needed tool all along). Dr. Chip really hates Oprah's new ad. Alex Jones wants to fight Tim Pool, everyone wants to watch. Dr. Chip is never escaping from X jail. The gang discusses the current state of the Tyler Robinson trial (was Tai...

Dr. Bob breaks his own rule and starts out with weather updates, big flooding in Perry County Ohio. The gang discusses the glaring hypocrisy of Ohio's laws around cannabis and THC in general. Another fine example of state laws and federal laws opposing each other and how ridiculous the system looks as a whole (we really are fifty different countries). Who won the Owens v Wilson debate? (they both argued different issues and sort of both won?)? Dr. Chip shares his never-ending contentions with X and gets another ninety days as a spectator only. Dr. Chip explains the ongoing...

The Docs are joined by Scott Allen a returning guest and our art designer, as well as an old friend of Dr. Bob. Dr. Bob admonishes the gang on weather chat. Dr. Bob is on the first leg of his trip north and explains why you don't stop in West Virginia. Dr. Chip has a new bike, kinda. Scott explains why the movie theater sucks now. We all love Flock!! A quick Tyler Robinson trial update, and talk of the upcoming Owens vs Wilson debate. Anyone remember the name of Tonto's horse? Who did it better?( they were both "...

The Docs talk shop solo today, while Dean-o is on the road. Dr. Bob discusses his upcoming road trip and Dr. Chip got a new bike. What would our economy even look like without any wars? Johnny Trindlin is angling for Dean-o's job. Dr. Bob shamelessly shills for Cornbread. How much for your dignity when cheap gas is on the line? Die hard Trumpers are like old band followers. The Docs check out some clips from Haulover Inlet, idiocy abounds. Looks like the dog got sick of their podcast. We talk about Ashtray Socrates and Candace Owens debate. Watch...

A rare rant from producer Dean-o, a series of unfortunate events. Do you tip for coffee at a drive-thru? We lost Uncle Skip, but give Dr. Chip his TV back(Dr. Chip goes off on new TV's). The Slackline is open for texts and memes guys.Dr. Chip tells some ghost stories. Guess Dr. Chip is on ALL the watch lists (how do you grt pre-banned by Reddit?). Aaand Dr. Chip is in trouble with X again.Dr. Bob is shamelessly looking for sponsors. Texas cannabis laws regressed by fifty years. Name that genre, Mobster Rap and Chap Hop...

Dr. Bob almost froze to death at home after surviving a colossal dumbass's driving on his trip home. We compare a spider in the car, a bee in your helmet, and hot coals to the nuts. Some more old man rain chat from the whole gang. Nature is kind of gross and a little bit rude. The Docs witnessed a bartender performing an exorcism and a vet swap horror stories with an ex-convict.(Welcome back to south Florida.) We revisit some technical gremlins that seem to follow us around. Dr. Chip shows how to make your HOA work for...

Another rare in studio appearance by Dr. Bob. (why do we discuss rain so often?) The Docs share their experience of attending the Dave Smith show (07/30/2026) , highlights include Nurse Becca, an unwelcome guest, hard chairs, bad parking, and "V.I.P" power couples. Dr. Bob had a spicy Russian haircut. Dr. Chip's license renewal was too easy. Dr. Chip tells an old Covid story, Fauci pleads the fifth. We watch the most horrifying "is it cake?" video ever made. Weed gear for console gaming? A video depicting an "if Charlie Sheen chose weed" scenario. Some great interplay between a...

We're back after a full week and Dr. Chip wants to do a MST3K style movie reaction video. The gang talks movies and way too much about rain. Producer Dean-o is back on the radio in North Carolina. A quick Iran War update and Britain's involvement. Is Saudi Arabia joinig the nuclear age? Guess the SAVE Act passed, with an Israeli commitment clause tacked on. Did Ross Perot change elections? Can you be pulled over for a "buddy's" speeding offence? This guy shoots an officer and walks frree, there were not really any good guys involved i the...

The Docs are joined by today's guest Paul Miuccio. The gang cateches up on everybody's weekend. Dr. Bob is definitely not a Disney adult. Dr. Bob both endorses and recaps an episode pf It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Dean-o spent fifteen years in Orlando, worse than a prison sentence! We quiz our guest on what it was like to have a cop dad. Dr. Bob tells some schoolday stories ( he was always an asshole). Dean-o tells us some highlights from his time on the force, riot control and searching a trailer. Going from law enforcement to radio and game...

The Docs fly solo today as technical issues deprive us of Dean-o. Dr. Bob's shares a short rant about Publix deli procedures. The Docs discuss J.D. Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jordan Peterson's rather odd fanbase, and Candace Owens wrecking marriages on X. Dr. Chip is not a fan of air shows. Has the US wasted its military on the wrong approach? Why advertise an airport? We watch a snarky game warden who really likes his work. Contender for asshole of the year wants those kids off his lawn (and in jail!).Some trouble at the...

Three old guys (us) complain about the heat and start the show solemnly sharing stories of ailing relatives. Dr. Chip shares his thoughts on Tyler Robinson's pre-trial discoveries. Bullet fragments, Tai's (friend of the show) drone theory, and general lack of physical hard evidence. Is Candace Owens officially Queen of X or is it just Dr. Chip's algorithm? Dr. Bob doesn't like interacting with social media (except for YouTube). A.I. is somehow making political ads even worse in Michigan and "Varmont". When is it too late to order from a place? Creepy skin masks on Fox news is...

We're all remote again, from Florida to North Carolina. After catching up Dr, Chip gives us an update on the Tyler Robinson trial and it's "mountain of evidence". What footage did they show the court? Mitch looks a little too good in his "recent" photo. Dr. Chip had a date (sounds hot and rainy).The Docs talk about Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan and how cooked we are. Who would really be at the top of Iran's list? When is too soon to learn how to ride? We see a bronzed biker living his best life (comments do...

The gang reconvenes after an afternoon studio attempt went awry. Dr. Chip will probably never get back on Facebook. Dino has some minor flooding, and Dr. Chip's houseguest makes an appearance. The Docs watch a clip of an auditor in Texas schooling local law enforcement on state statutes. When are you required to show identification? We see a classic Dragnet scene that predicted the future nicely. See another list of things you should definitely "not" do. One of Dr. Bob's favorite Youtubers destroys an evil A.I. scam bot. Home defense as our founding fathers would have approved. Could...

Big shoutout to our social media manager Alison, as we are officially everywhere now. We watch some scandalous video clips with a running theme of fear. Some jobs are scary and not suited for just anybody. Don't be a delivery driver if you are scared of dogs, and don't be a cop if you are scared of people. Also, don't harass somebody who's pointing a gun at you. Birthright citizenship seems like a pretty good standard to us. How about a Price is Right gubernatorial contest? Punkin, friend of the show. Why would you place a camera there? Can...

The gang complain about heat and traffic in grumpy old man fashion. We get a Dr. Chip flashback from ten years ago with Ha$htag, and the tale of the missing bass. A quick update on Dr. Chip's X status (jail, parole, probation?). Dr. Bob points out some hypocrisy regarding YouTube's ads vs content (ours). The Docs read some fresh comments. Did this guy throw the play? (Kalshi is ruining everything). The Docs watch a really cool reenactment and do a brief history dive into early America. Robber barons never really went away. We show a clip from a...

A rare appearance by Dr. Bob in studio. Dr. Bob ruined our lunch date for everyone, even if the bar was kinda cool. An odd barhop conversation leads to the Docs swapping Key West stories. Did Israel just imply that they might have nukes? (doesn't everybody think they do?). Dunning-Kruger effect on display, why is it always physicists? New caller Johnny Trindlin reports in to the Slackline. Hippos vs. Crocodiles, yikes. Dr. Bob recommends Coast Seafood in Lake Worth Beach Florida. Who's still cashing slavery checks in 2026? Weed Doritos and weed ice cream, did society create a perpetual munchie...

The whole gang moans about the heat. Dr. Bob hits the buffet and shares some local Gainesville stories, rants include paper straws, haircuts, and soccer. The Docs talk about the war and possible peace via greed (not if you threaten the negotiators). We review some new and improved keyboards. Church looks different now. We see a DIY hybrid idea. The Tartan Army drinks Boston dry, Miami is next. Who else remembers " That's Incredible" and " Real People "? Dave Reubens doesn't look too scared. We compare collecting to hoarding. The Docs check out some full contact basketball (Rugbyball?). Another fine example...

The Docs discuss shaving and haircuts, Dr. Bob does another medical rant. The talk about the Iran War and Memorandum of (mis) Understanding, and potential scapegoats. Dr. Chip shares some landlord horror stories. This UFC "plot" is total bullshit, and nobody seems to be buying it except maybe Tim Pool. Dr. Chip takes another jab at PBD. Bongino just wants to be noticed again. George Santos gets into a catfight at the post office. A brave Cowboys fan confronts the county commissioners. What's life like without a smart phone? (ask Dr. Chip). Baby Billy is selfless, just like us...

What is restless leg syndrome? Dean-o makes it back to South Florida. Dr. Chip might be dodging mangoes. Tropical storm Arthur update, hurricane or typhoon? Dr. Bob shares his comment war with a fan. Can you be too smart for the military? Absolute certainty leads to absolute cruelty. Critical thinking espoused in Scripture? Our economic model explained quite well. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING (nudge nudge wink wink). The F.B.I.'s newest entrapment victims. Dr. Chip drops a quickie. So, the war with Iran is over? What's the current state of sonic warfare? (Havana Syndrome) A perfect...

Producer Dean-O is live in NC at JD's Tavern. Dr. Bob recommends Mt. Airy NC for fans of Mayberry. Are you calling my dog a liar? Some minor technical difficulties... Dr. Chip destroys his furniture. NC BBQ  is underrated. Are road trips getting worse as we age? Dr. Chip shares the best speeding excuse ever? We went to high school with rich kids. A clip of a good cop and a petty bastard. Living in a van, down "on" the river. A crazy stare down at 4H. Dr. Bob asks, " Why can't I have my prescribed THC in the h...

It's the end of the world as we know it (Edgar Cayce thought so). So, Iran does have a nuke? Watch Lindsey Graham flop like a fish on a boat. Trump (again) says the quiet part out loud. Commenting on someone's commentary (we probably have).The "good old days" don't seem that long ago, pre-2020. Another shining example of a public educator (who is Lejeune?). Ow, my balls- The Docs swap offroad adventure stories. A man and his meds sings crooner style. New contender for world's worst haircut, respect the drip. Milk crate Olympics are fire. America's next country...

The Docs are locked out of X and have to improvise (mostly). Google knows us now! Yet another rant from Dr. Bob (this one ends at Walmart and verbal abuse). Dr. Chip tells his dentist to kick sand.The dental industry is kind of a scam. Dr. Chip runs out of gas and Producer Dean runs out of juice.Vance is itching to go after the cartels, but apparently not China. Shoutout to Dr. Kramers's new book Achieving Digestive Well Being available soon. Dr. Chip gives us a tour of the compound. The whole gang compares bikes. We watch...

Is PBD going to give the money back? Dr. Chip reveals the best network marketing "scam" ever. (Try Schedule 1). Dr. Bob recommends MOUSE P.I. for Hire. Is racism fueled by the war on drugs? We hear back from Victor! The Docs again reveal their inspiration with an old Love Doctor's bit. Whatever happened to Dano? Dr. Chip thinks the entire GOP is totally gay now. Dr. Bob explains the end game of misogyny... The Docs swap stories of being recognized from childhood. Do school patrols still go to Washington D.C.? The Docs discuss American Empire and its...

Are the Docs putting in effort (not very slack of them). A quick YouTube update, good news for a change. Dr. Bob's mail mishap, what would you have done?  Another fine example of " Clown Blood" from Dr. Bob. Is J.D.Vance preparing to jump ship? Why did Peter Thiel flee to Argentina? The Docs react to the D.O.J. gaslighting the public in fine fashion. Docs talk about the upcoming massive A.I. datacenter coming to Palm Beach County (is DeSantis backpedaling?). Who wouldn't pay a little more for child free spaces? What's the weirdest food you've e...

The Docs bitch about YouTube Ads(who watches these things?). Dr. Bob is a little woozy this show. Both Docs discuss drug production and various processes and Dr. Chip explains " seed to table". Dr. Chip rips on Bill Maher for fun and Dr. Bob reveals why he's owed one million dollars. We view a clip that gives a new meaning to the expression " Hand to God". Mike Mike finally speaks and does not disappoint. The Docs consider and discuss DMT and other hallucinogens (future show idea?). We watch a clip of either the worst or best haircut ever? A...

Dr. Chip unveils his Kill Tony material. The Docs apparently can't do math. Have political parties outlived their utility? Think they will spend as much on the Kentucky election as they did for the Primary? Watch as kids "mosh pit" for the Lord. My graduation was different. Do the numbers in the Kentucky Primary add up? Whatever this job is, we don't njeed it. The Docs watch a clowder of cats frolicking in a field. Dr. Chip explains how music was made in the 80's and 90's. Elon is GEEKED out! Yes, Dr. Bob is indeed a nerd. Dr...