Lu & Jarch

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY!

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New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work?

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Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are helping wingman some of the single people of Australia. Jarch took Lu’s boyfriend on a date before the show today, and it wouldn’t be Friday without a bingle performance.

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Today on the show, like every parent, Jarch has fallen into the trap of thinking his child is a genius. And have you ever wondered if your partner would have your back when you’re not around? Lu and Jarch put another lover to the test today in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few rules to follow if you want to keep your relationship spicy.

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A school in Scotland has NINE sets of twins starting primary school today, so Lu and Jarch chat to pairs of people and try to work out if they’re twins or strangers. And Judge Jarchy decides if it’s rude to invite your entire work team (minus the new girl) to your birthday party.

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Today on the show, Jarch is forced to awkwardly call someone on air and apologise for something he did last week. And Lu has been added to her new neighbourhood group chat which can only end badly. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show, Jarch talks about how he’s upset one of his colleagues and needs a way to make it up to her. We’ve discovered the ridiculous names of Canadian lakes, spoilers, Pussy Lake is real!! And funny things you did as a kid that scared your parents. SEEYA MONDAY!

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Mummy is back for Thrust Thursday!!! Fittingly, we’re talking about songs you listen to in the bedroom. Plus Lu and Jarch help out the kids of Australia by answering some anonymously submitted questions about puberty.

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Today on the show Jarch takes on another Undercover Lover challenge, he put Deans lover Stephanie to the test to see if she’ll pretend to be his reference. And does size matter? A urologist has confirmed the official average size among men.

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It’s Census day in Australia… but instead of the boring ABS questions we’ve found the answers Australia actually want to know. How many people think about someone else during sexy time? Who doesn’t wash their hands after the toilet? And how many people are snooping through their partner’s phone? We’ve spent the last 7 days collecting the data — and some of the results may surprise you.

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Today on the show Jarch talks about getting carried away at the pub with Lu’s boyfriend Lachy over the weekend. We want to know how many people are peeing in the shower, and we chat about the greatest catches of all time. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch put their friendship to the test with "7 Questions You Should Ask Your Best Friend". And Jarch has done something that's left his wife a little unhappy. SEEYA MONDAY! 

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Today on the show Jarch performs a song he wrote for his son that always stops him sooking. We put his lullaby writing to the test and challenge him to create the first ever “baby bingle” for Monique and her 9 week old son Hugo. We also want to know – what happened to you while you were dressed in a costume?

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A South Australian bookstore has had to ban 2 teenagers who kept humping on their couch, so today on the show Lu and Jarch call some other bookstores pretending to be the horny couple. And Jarch tried to scare Lu in the carpark…but it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Judge Jarchy settles a case about working from home. A man has been caught crawling out of a spa to avoid paying the bill – so we want to know how far you went for a freebie. And poor mummy has suffered yet another injury.

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The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing up. And we play Undercover Lover – find out if Laurens boyfriend Lachlan will lie for her.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery because he couldn’t poo for a few days. We perform our fastest, most energetic bingle to date, and we have a laugh about the times we’ve been roasted by our families.

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It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that people are calling controversial, and we want to know if you’ve got one-sided beef with someone.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and Jarch reads out a hilarious review one of his friends left.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has thrown her under the bus in front of a stranger.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV this morning. We play Go Fact Yourself, and Lu has offered a new service to people who get in touch with the show. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy (Jarch is Daddy btw) had an interesting night with little Hank last night, find out what he did that left him speechless.

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their wedding ceremony, so we want to know – when did you get in trouble as an adult?

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There’s a new “ick” that women have with men, so today on the show Lu and Jarch discuss whether or not it’s a valid deal breaker. Plus we put lovers to the test in a new segment called Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking naughty dogs, after Barnaby Joyce went viral for yelling at his dog during a live interview. And Lu tells Jarch about an 82 year old granny who has gone to extreme lengths for a drink of alcohol.

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Today on the show Lu reveals something funny she discovered about a member of the team over the weekend – so we want to know - when were you shocked by a colleague? Plus, renovations gone wrong, and bad bosses!

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories on awkward encounters. We chat terrible tattoo cover ups, and Lu shares a story about a feud she started with a 4 year old on an aeroplane.

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Lu and Jarch are hosting a trivia night tonight, so today on the show they reminisce about what happened last time they hosted trivia (spoilers, they drank a bit too much). And if you’re in the market for a new job, Lu’s found a list of the best jobs in the world right now. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a brand new game… Go Fact Yourself! A dad has face-planted at a carnival which inspired them to unpack a few dads, and something controversial has happened to Lu in the staff carpark.

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It’s a loose show today! Judge Jarchy hears a case about a wife who ran over her husband’s lawnmower, Lu and Jarch had an awkward moment in the lift before the show, and we chat most overrated cities in the world.

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Lu and Jarch are back!!!! Jarch spills the details on life as a new dad, and Lu confesses what happened when she met little Hank for the first time. We give away tickets to the Hoodoo Gurus…and I think we’ve accidentally started beef with some of our rival radio shows.

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Daddy Jarch checks in with a quick update on life with newborn Hank. From the highs, the sleepless nights and everything in between, hear how he's settling into fatherhood!

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Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “half rats” means. And we help get a Socceroos fan the day off on Friday to watch the match. SEEYA TOMORROW!

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Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths question that has adults around Australia stumped, so we put Lu and Hindy to the test to see if they’re smarter than a 10 year old.

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It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him prank a veterinary clinic in Say The Thing, and we find out the stupidest reason he ended up in the ER. Thanks Browny, it’s been FUN!

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Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing…very little!

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