Hell of Horror
Hell of Horror is the twisted ride you didn’t know you needed. Join host Sean Colley as he lures his unsuspecting co-host, Ashley Martindale, into watching some of the worst horror films ever cursed onto screen. It's bad movies, good banter, and a hellish amount of fun.
Podcast Of 1000 Followers
My treasured Disciples,
We have done it. 1,000 followers now kneel before the altar of Hell of Horror. A thousand cursed souls, willingly tethered to our unholy feed. Your devotion does not go unnoticed — and as tribute, we offer a special sacrament.
This week, your high priest Sean and Brother Ashley (armed with popcorn and cautious optimism) plunge headfirst into the blood-soaked fever dream that is House of 1000 Corpses — Rob Zombie’s filthy, feral love letter to grindhouse madness and one of Sean’s personal sacred texts.
But first, a prologue...
Consider Yourself Counselled
Our return is fashionably late — not due to sloth, but divine pilgrimage. Your faithful hosts, Sean and Ashley, have emerged from the chaos of Sheffield’s Cross Wires podcast festival, where we witnessed wonders, dodged curses, and possibly offended local spirits.
In this sacred session, we reflect on the madness of the fest, debate the morally questionable digital colosseum known as FishTank Live (are we disgusted or impressed? …the jury’s in purgatory), and finally descend into the musty hellhole of 13 Cameras (2015) — a film that proves you should never trust landlords… or anyone that whispers sweetness into your ears ea...
Grow A Tash And Then We'll Talk!
In this wild episode of Hell of Horror, Sean introduces Ashley to the bizarre world of FishTank Live – a strange internet show that will leave you questioning everything. The reactions are priceless, and the laughs are non-stop as Ashley is thrown into this internet rabbit hole for the first time.
But the madness doesn’t stop there. Sean takes things to the next level by hosting a self-made True Crime Quiz, putting Ashley's knowledge (and his fate) to the test. The stakes? Ashley’s destiny is in Sean’s hands, and the result? A screening of the 2010 black co...
Russian John Lennon
This Week on Hell of Horror: “Russian John Lennon”
What do cursed films, government cover-ups, and the sound of a duck’s quack have in common? They’re all up for debate in this week’s episode of Hell of Horror!
Sean and Ashley take on Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made — a low-budget horror movie wrapped in creepy myths and internet lore. While Ashley fully buys into the cursed legend (and may or may not have saged the recording studio), Sean comes armed with cold, hard facts… and a burning desire to uncover what else Ashley blindly...
Postmortem in the Park #2 – 28 Years Later (The Christmas Tree of Skulls)
Bonus Episode: Post-Mortem in the Park – 28 Years Later
In this bloodsucking bonus episode, we stumble straight out of the cinema and into the nearest public park to unpack 28 Years Later — because nothing says “professional film criticism” like dodging joggers and battling mosquitos while dissecting a zombie movie.
Join your fearless (and increasingly itchy) hosts as they deliver a full spoiler-heavy breakdown of the film, complete with hot takes, outlandish theories , and mental breakdowns caused not by zombies, but by relentless mosquito bites.
It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s borderline feral — and it's exactly what you...
I Yam What I Yam
Just when Ashley thought it couldn’t get any worse, Sean serves up a steaming can of cursed cinema with Popeye the Slayer Man (2025)—a horror “reimagining” no one asked for. In this episode, the crew dives headfirst into a spinach-fueled nightmare full of bad effects, bizarre choices, and one very violent sailor. Expect off-the-rails tangents, uncontrollable laughter, and the slow unraveling of Ashley’s sanity. It’s bad. It’s baffling. It’s Hell of Horror at its finest.
Postmortem in the Park #1 – Final Destination: Bloodlines
Bonus Episode: Postmortem in the Park #1 – Final Destination: BloodlinesÂ
Welcome to the very first installment of our new mini-series, Postmortem in the Park! In this bonus episode, we head straight from the cinema to the park to unpack all the gory chaos of Final Destination: Bloodlines. Join us raw reactions and beer or two as we break down the latest Rube Goldberg mayhem right after the credits roll. Spoilers ahead, obviously.
Welcome to my Blingdom
Episode 1 – "Welcome to my Blingdom"
In their inaugural descent into cinematic torment, Sean tricks Ashley into watching StagKnight—a 2007 horror-comedy where a group of lads on a stag do stumble into medieval murder mayhem. Is it a hidden gem or just another knightmare? Expect confused laughter, regretful life choices, and the birth of a podcast partnership forged in the fires of truly terrible horror.
