Intake: Hallowed Halls
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Hallowed Halls Episode Eleven Shadows Offended
A Return To Relative Normality And A Bet
Object 203-281-991 - A cast iron skillet
This episode contains elements of Gaslighting and Family Drama.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Ten The Unusual Suspects
A Visit From The Overlords and A Forced Confrontation
Object 012-249-120 - A Styrofoam Cup Used By Someone Stressed
This episode contains elements of Violence, Mild Cursing, and Smoking.
Introducing Edna Scissorhands As Bob
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Hallowed Halls Episode Nine A Spot Of Tea
A Friend Returns And Attempting To Understand Cats
Object 007-024-208 - A Pristine Oversized Mug
This episode contains elements of Gaslighting and Manipulation.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Eight Patient Zero
The Woes Of Dating Apps And A Request From A Rival
Object 801-092-617 - The Shattered Remains of A Glass
This episode contains elements of Violence, Sexual Content, Illness, and Sociopathy.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Seven Metal Tomb
A New Bodyguard, A Favor For A Friend, And Odd Encounters
Object 812-282-624 - A Sheet of Metal With Strange Properties
This episode contains elements of Violence, Alcohol, and Mild Sexual Innuendo.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Six Hydrate
Successful Reunification Of Friendship
Object 026-116-026 - A Bent Metal Heating Grate
This episode contains elements of Violence and Sexual Content.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Five Dark Depths
Expanded Facility Exploration Through Reconnecting
Legacy Object 164-814-205 - A Loose Collection Of Ashes
This episode contains elements of Madness and Despair.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Four High Seas
Using Work To Forget Loneliness.
Legacy Object 300-278-249 - An Athame with a gilded handle
This episode contains elements of Violence and Despair.
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Hallowed Halls Episodes Three Summer Cold
Rage Against The Machine
Object 261-310-625 - A Damaged Disposable Lighter Taken From The Ruins
This episode contains elements of Mild Sexual Content and Heavy Violence.
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Hallowed Halls Episode Two Good Old Days
Revelation Of Lessened Impact
Object 701-915-024 - A Large Metal Box Lined With Plastic
This episode contains elements of Violence, Paranoia, Guns, Mild Cursing, and Mentions of Alcohol Abuse.
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Hallowed Halls Episode One Grind Life
Back To Work With A New Sense Of Dread
Object 041-039-107 - A Novelty Coffee Mug Equating Coffee With Love
This episode contains elements of Violence, Paranoia, and Madness.
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Season Two Trailer Two: Hallowed Halls
Contemplation and a time skip
The Series Title will be updated later today to reflect the new season name
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Season Two Trailer One Ultimatum
A Visit To Discuss The Future
The Season artwork will be uploaded to Facebook and Instagram later today.
Featuring Raven As Processing Lead 29410 AKA Rebecca Palmer
**** Edit... updated title to reflect the right season ****
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Season Two Introduction
Thank you to everyone who downloaded. I appreciate you all.
In this short Preseason episode, we'll be going over the schedule for June, a few changes in the new season, and there's a small section to give a taste of what's the come.
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Cursed Devices Special Episode Four Old Friends
A Report Done By Processing Intern 87320 In April Of Last Year
Object 790-192-617 - A AAA Battery Discarded At The Residence
This episode contains elements of Violence, Suicide, Self Harm, Manipulation, and Passing Mention Of Drug Selling.
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Cursed Devices Special Episode Three I Will Always Love You
A Report Done By Intake Operation Lead 69598 A Few Months Prior To The Hiring Of Intake Operator 87529.
Object 520-801-512 - A Broken Pair Of Glasses From The Scene Of A Murder
This episode contains elements of Violence, Kidnapping, Stalking, and Passing Mentions of Sexual Content.
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Cursed Devices Special Episode Two The Forgotten Christmas Part Two
The Final Report Done By Intake Operator 74236
Object 003-150-288 - A menorah from the mantle of a peaceful home
This episode contains elements of Violence, Madness, Drugs Use, and Grief.
Special Thanks To David, Lola, Raven, and Tom For Your Help With Additional Humming.
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Cursed Devices Special Episode One The Forgotten Christmas Part One
A Report Done In 2014 By Intake Operator 74236
Object 152-409-920 - Potting Soil Gathered from the remains
This episode contains elements of Violence, Madness, Drugs Mentioned and Used, and Grief.
Special Thanks To David, Lola, Raven, and Tom For Your Help With Additional Humming.
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A Short Message From the Creator
Answering the question of what's next.
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Cursed Devices Episode Twenty Bedtime Stories
The Day Arrives With Plans To Overcome A Fear
Object 080-713-902 - A Diary Freely Given By Police WARNING HIGHLY VOLATILE
This episode contains elements of Family Drama, Violence, Animal Death, and Suicide.
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Cursed Devices Episode Nineteen Americana
A Most Terrifying Question Get Glorious Results
Object 821-280-917 - A Cheerleader’s Pompom taken from the scene of the event moments after conclusion
This episode contains elements of Violence, Drug Use, Guns, and a brief mention of Drinking and Driving.
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Cursed Devices Episode Eighteen Trick Or Treat
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Darbury Ark Goes All Out For The Holiday
Object 079-242-897 - A Japanese fileting knife purchased by Darbury Ark after owner could not remove the blood
This episode contains elements of Madness, Grief, Self-Mutilation, and Implied Cannibalism.
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Cursed Devices Episode Seventeen Stuck In Your Head Part Two
A Possible Way To Stop Thinking About Work
Object 413-090-015 - A spray bottle with a chemical symbol obtained from the waste of a hospital
This episode contains elements of Madness and Self-Mutilation.
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Cursed Devices Episode Sixteen Stuck In Your Head Part One
The Joy Of Agreeing To Extra Work And The Melancholy Of Doing It
Object 240-280-090 - A Rewritable CD Inside A Clear Case Given Freely By The Spouse Of The Victim
This episode contains elements of Violence Against Animals, Madness, and A Brief Mention Of Unsolicited Sexual Content.
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Cursed Devices Episode Fifteen Manic Pixie Nightmare
The Perpetual Burden Of Work Emails
Object 252-870-024 - A Cell Phone Still Powered On After Being In Storage For A Month
This episode contains elements of Violence and Innuendo.
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Cursed Devices Episode Fourteen Terror At 100 MPH
A Coworkers Birthday Bash
Object 009-192-524 - A Car Side View Mirror Sheared Off During An Single Vehicle Car Accident
This episode contains elements of Threats of Violence, Car Crash, and Minor Religious References.
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Cursed Devices Episode Thirteen This Is Your Life On Pain
Pizza Compensation
Object 122-819-014 - A Brass Skeleton Key Stolen By Retrieval Agent When Museum Security Was Distracted By Her Partner
This episode contains elements of Mild Cursing, Bullying, Gaslighting, Cheating, Abuse of Power, Violence, and Madness.
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Cursed Devices Episode Twelve Score Of A Lifetime
An Earworm From A Friend
Objects 210-241-987 - Four Animal Masks Found In Or Around A Mansion After A Break In And Stolen From Evidence Lockup
This episode contains elements of Theft, Mild Cursing, Mild Innuendo, Brief Mention of Furries, Violence, and Gore.
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Cursed Devices Episode Eleven The Shadows Are Wrong
Returning to Work After Time Off
Object 270-090-013 - A Lightbulb Saved From A Landfill Painted Black By Reprimanded Retrieval Agent Claiming ‘It Felt Wrong.’
This episode contains elements of abandonment and neglect.
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Cursed Devices Episode Ten Raging Storm
Vacation Plans
Object 009-282-224 - A Hotel Keycard Purchased From An Online Group Specializing In Morbid Memorabilia
This episode contains elements of violence. Nothing else, just ALOT of violence.
We're going on a one week break after this episode but will return on 9/9/2025 with the second half of season one.
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Cursed Devices Episode Nine Rockwellian Nightmare
The Friendship Circle Expands
Object 142-426-913 - A Bullet From A Pistol Retrieved From The Ashes Of A Barn
This episode contains elements of violence, gore, a passing mention of human animal relations, grave robbing, corpse mutilation, cannibalism, confinement, and guns.
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Cursed Devices Episode Eight There Is No Thirteenth Floor
A bonus and a pay raise!
Object 220-281-524 - An Elevator Control Panel From A Hotel Switched Out When The Elevator Was Stopped
This episode contains elements of violence, suicide, and madness.
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Cursed Devices Episode Seven Trad Wife Part Two
The Reason Paired Objects Are Assigned To Senior Intake Operators.
Object 231-300-925 - The Other Half’s Wedding Ring Purchased From A Grieving Family After The Death Of Their Daughter
This episode contains elements of gaslighting, suicidal ideation, and violence.
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Cursed Devices Episode Six Trad Wife Part One
The Discovery Of Paired Objects
Object 870-024-120 - Man's Wedding Ring Illegally Sold By A Prison Guard
This episode contains elements of glossed over sexual content, murder, and raw meat consumption.
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Cursed Devices Episode Five Must See TV
Paperwork
Item 017-109-250 - A Child's Blue Race Car Purchased At A Yard Sale
This episode contains elements of family drama, minor animal abuse, supernatural manipulation of a child, and grief/loss.
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Cursed Devices Episode Four Video Killed The Influencer
A work friend
Item 232-826-204 - A film camera retrieved from (REDACTED WITHOUT CLEARANCE)
This episode contains elements of violence and innuendo.
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There was a mistake with the original upload (a misclick during the final edit caused a long moment of silence at around the nine minute mark). Apologies for the error.
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Cursed Devices Episode Three Intrusive Thoughts
A last-minute recording.
Item 082-419-124: A Gold Plated Cross Necklace Freely Handed Over by a Teller at a Bank.
This Episode contains elements of smoking, drinking, drinking and driving, drug use, religious/historical callousness, mild cursing, sexual content, and infidelity.
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Cursed Devices Episode Two She
Convinced to stay despite misgivings.
Item 104-103-199: A half-smoked cigarette found at the scene of a massacre.
This Episode contains elements of human death, suicide, gore, violence, drunk driving, and smoking.
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Cursed Devices Episode One Night Shift
The horrors of the first day at a new job.
Item 152-081-616: A security guard's logbook and descent into madness.
This Episode contains elements of aftermath of human death, aftermath of animal death, and gore.
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Cursed Devices Trailer 2: Orientation
The second trailer for Intake: Cursed Devices where we go back to the beginning and end the Masquerade.
Featuring
Thomas Fessenden As Harlow Wilberforce
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