Craker Radio
This is where you will find the giggles, the thoughts, the tears, the bacon, the ramblings, and my Uncle Nelson's hairy leg.
Winston's History Quiz
Brandon asks his Jamaican friend Winston a question about world history.
Fun With Anxiety & Acid Reflux. Is Brandon Losing His Mind?
Brandon talks about the joys of disgusting, horrible, nightmarish acid reflux and why he is concerned that he may actually be going insane.
Also, Brandon interviews a horse on the streets of downtown Eau Claire.
Gross, Anxiety-Fueled Acid Reflux. Is Brandon Losing His Mind?
Brandon talks about the joys of disgusting, nauseating, hellish acid reflux and how he may actually be going completely out of his mind. Also, Brandon interviews a talking bear on the streets of downtown Eau Claire.
Memorial Day Thoughts. Interview With a Talking Bear.
A few observations on Memorial Day. A (hard but possibly new) way to approach gratitude and serenity. Brandon interviews a talking bear on the streets of downtown Eau Claire.
Brandon Interviews a Bear in Downtown Eau Claire
Brandon speaks with an incredibly mellow (possibly stoned) talking bear on the sleepless, bustling streets of downtown Eau Claire.
Brandon Interviews a Bear in Downtown Eau Claire
Brandon talks with a black bear roaming the bustling, sleepless streets of downtown Eau Claire.
Listener Love. Popcorn Pain. "Goodbye Earl" Cover.
Brandon wants you to listen to him on your walk/drive. Podcasting is a miracle. Scary technology. Sodium-fueled headaches hurt like a bitch. An acoustic cover of The Chicks' "Goodbye Earl."
Naivety Can Be Good. Michael Jackson Cover. Wolfman Jack. ROLL AROUND IN DA SAP!
The delightful piano music bed is back on the podcast. A beautiful and inspiring Wolfman Jack song from 1972. Japanese stress dreams in a storm. Peace, love, and happy are sappy things to talk about... but they're GOOD!
Gary Hardergee, Concerned Republican Voter of the East Side of Eau Claire (CRVESEC)
CRVESEC President Gary Hardergee delivers commentary on the state of his neighborhood as we approach the summer season.
Brandon's Aching Tailbone. AOC-Kelly 2028. Cory the Condom Sings!
Brandon's tailbone hurts after an embarrassing fall. Brandon wants an AOC-Mark Kelly ticket for 2028. Trump is (still) a malignant narcissist psycho pig. Cory the Condom sings of love and heartache.
MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE:
The Offspring - "Kick Him When He's Down"
John Fetterman Is a Moron
Dolores Dorris Dolores - Mother's Day Message
Dolores Dorris Dolores of Very Conservative and Very Concerned Mothers of Eau Claire is very concerned that Mother's Day is unjustly overshadowing the importance of Trump.
Henry Kissinger Wants to Picnic in Eau Claire
Poor Henry Kissinger (retired and living in Eau Claire, WI) wants a picnic friend for the summer.
Sexual FDR (Xenia, I Can't Breathe)
The only thing we have to fear is Xenia Onatopp.
Tales of Uncle Nelson: Keep Pounding That Cow
Another deeply emotional and heartwarming story of Brandon's disgusting Uncle Nelson.
Lulu Luluson Interview
Historian Lulu Luluson calls in. Due to a horrible birth defect, he is only able to speak the word "scrotum."
Mayor Lester Doddmax Expresses Outrage Over Leftist Statue
Mayor Lester Doddmax of Pizza Crust, GA delivers a most consequential address.
