Scrumcap

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By: Ebe

Two guys with one scrumcap discussing how great rugby used to be. 

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Who could be better than us!
Yesterday at 3:00 PM

The big dram

Who are we competing with?

Wee interviews

Australia and SA

Rugby movies

More than a fat cunt

The wink

The perfect player

Who cares what else 


Boerwurst, Biltong, and the Bomb Squad!
09/26/2026

The Afrikaner dish and boys

Les Kiss

Australia fare 

Red Roses selfies

Hemi 

Osperalia fare

Secrets


Brannas!
09/19/2026

Rassie loves Brannas

So sorry Rennie

NOW You are fucking angry

Welsh black

He is your idiot not mine

NZ tests 

WAM Crow



Rennie’s Rampage!
09/11/2026

Double dipping

Moungaaaaah 

Rock and a hard place

We are not selling the game to America

6 Nations in America

You can freeze my egggs eggs eggs freeze my eggs

Finn will frizzle, but when?

Rennie’s rampage 

Bully bully bully oy oy oy

Oh how can we stop them?


Who will win, for god’s sake?
09/05/2026

Because Biko!

Money calls country falls

Fucking Pollock

Sonny’s sons

Rich rugby couples

Who is going to fucking win?


It got dark at the end!
08/29/2026

Richard Burton

It’s a feeling

Still a wee bit of what used to be

Peppa talks rugby

Sorry got away from me 


The ginger Duke of Essex!
08/21/2026

Ginger, the Duke of Essex

Mandela 

Give me the fucking ball

The trophy 

Tours

Step down you bastards 

Brain injuries 


Kwedini!
08/15/2026

South Africa and Razzi

Doping

Humble

Maaaaaah

AI 

Eddie the goose

Conditions 

Not Pilock 



Rugby doesn’t matter anymore!
08/06/2026

Mahler is the Mauler, really?

Pollock

England

NZ tour

Lions roared or maybe coughed 

13

Prognostications 


Meat & Rugby!
08/01/2026

Legends 

Meat and rugby

Schmidt

Williamson

Ini mini miny mo

Yatte Minahare 

An experience 


South African Factory!
07/25/2026

Argentina

Wales are dragging 

When Lions roared

North V South 

Fiji

The factory 

U20s 


Please cry for me!
07/18/2026

Popularity of rugby

Argentina

LRZ not a corvette 

Referee 

Football 


We continue to measure North V South!
07/10/2026

Pollock cheating?

Louis on the bench?

Finn

No big talk

Razzie of course

Who is the most exciting wing?

Last week and this week


Bravo Robbie!
06/30/2026

‘’ wee” Rob Wainwright 

MONEY

Nations North V South

Let’s get an Edge 

South Africa

Thus the Haka 

John freestyles 


Howe is crazy, but I love him just the same!
06/27/2026

Babas

Red Roses

Howe’s corner Pollock 

Wales

School boys 

Professionalism versus country 

Montpelier versus Toowin

World Cup of Football


Nutters!
06/20/2026

England

Wales Jesus

Australia 

Ireland 

Scotland

New Zealand

South Africa 


The civil war!
06/13/2026

The greatest try

North versus South

The engineer told me before he died

The world is a mess

Rugby CAN save you

Human story


South Africa!
06/05/2026

Farrell

Lowe

South Africa

Bordley


Pete, where are you?
05/30/2026

Sella

Huge players

Then my man Martin


Razzie gets a golden thingie!
05/23/2026

Scott Hastings

King Razzie

Dirty boys

Geech 

Who is he talking about?


He is an actual wanker?
05/16/2026

Brian Moore

Chris Rea 

Steve Hanson

Best coaches

Jones is definitely a wanker

Pollock

Henry on Mo’unga

Georgia on my mind

Nation’s Champion


Bill McLaren!
05/09/2026

Cornish hens, I mean pirates

Wales

Hugo Porta

Bill, jeagory pokery in the front row

South Africa 


The Iron Pig!
05/03/2026

Howe was right

The King versus the pauper 

“Kick boot into us”

Hodge

The Iron Pig


Two old blokes!
04/25/2026

Army and Navy

CCF at my old School 

Branded, scorned as the wog

Quakers

Try rugby , no pun intended 

Old school chums


Apple Brandy?
04/18/2026

Underpants

Glacial Wales, WTF!

Just one kiss❤️

Where is the next sensation ?

Beer 

What’s wrong with rugby? 


Emotional Rugby!
04/11/2026

South Africa 

Persian rugby players 

Juxtaposition of rugby players 


Wankers in rugby!
04/04/2026

Six Nations best?

Slapping the opposition player 

Schools

Borthwick

Influence

Influencers



The Cherry Blossoms!
04/01/2026

Japan

Women’s 6 Nations

Cornish Pirates

Howe’s Corner

Howe usurps me


Give it to Argentina PLEASE, I beg you!
03/21/2026

6 Nations final thoughts

Player of the 6 Nations

Team of the 6 Nations

Tom Cruse is me

Argentina has earned it

Holly

Hoggy you wanker



When the Irish don’t sing!
03/14/2026

Last week of the 6 nations!

Borthwick 

Money root of all evil today

Hollie Hollie Hollie oy oy oy 

On the pitch row

Brothers and captains 

The bloody Jersey meant something 



Scotland Wha Hae!
03/07/2026

Italian National Anthem 

Rennie

Ellis Genge

Scotland Brave

Irish and Welsh 

England

War and Rugby

Give it back you wanker

Rugby and disabilities 


Relax be defiant when you want to do it!
02/28/2026

Relaxed but defiant

Welsh tears 

Southern hemisphere 

All Blacks no coach!

Sponsorship 

2026 Rugby Nations Championship 


State of the Union!
02/21/2026

Avalanche 

Rugby 


When will see your likes again!
02/14/2026

Italy and Ireland

Scotland 

Salvations

Welsh Woes 

Peter Brown I love you!


Look what you have done to my game!
02/07/2026

Pronunciations

Six Nations

Ronan is sorry or not

Adverts of course 

Who is the ABs coach?

Love Bill

There is still some spirit left

What would you be?

Brendan, love you 



Friends!
02/01/2026

Chatting with Willie and Fatsie!


Two Henry!
01/24/2026

England 

Haircut 

Those were the days

Knowing me

Two Henrys 

Razzie thinks about Wales

Princess of Wales 


Maurice!
01/17/2026

Hogg 

Razor


Maurice !
01/17/2026

Hogg 

Maurice 



Hemispheres!
01/10/2026

Hate is a strong word

Flogging a dead horse 

I’ve moved on

6 Nations

Folly of RWC

Hemispheres