Two Books, One Cup
Two Books, One Cup is a debate show where Gertie, Elton and Glen pair two of anything (Costco vs. Slaughterhouse-Five, pants vs. friendship or kittens vs. helicopter pilots) and argue which is better for the coveted winners cup.
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 17 - The end of the quest
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
The battle was won Elton canât stop saying bad words Everyone gets what they wantSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:
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HĂĄvamĂĄl vs Dungeon Crawler Carl
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: HĂĄvamĂĄl vs Dungeon Crawler Carl
We learn:
Elton sounds like a frog Glen once had a crush on Dr. Girlfriend HĂĄvamĂĄl was written by a lonely little manSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 16 - Tree fight!
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Sir Bradford is weird, so we caged him Belak Doesnât have much time to tell us about the stock options An emo god is in the treeSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:
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House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 15 - The gang uses their illusion
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Grakas is finally tall, and wet. Elton is still dead (thank God) We run into Sir BradfordSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:
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House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 14 - Elton dies and we negotiate with goblins
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
We talk a goblin into starting a union Kobalds can have wings Elton is dead!Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:
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House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 13 - Awards are given, including potatoes
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Goblins keep fighting Kobalds Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO Steven-shit-eater was the best of usSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:
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House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 12- Enter Bogdub
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Giants are sometimes pacifists There are times when jujitsu canât help you Elton made a race-war holeSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 11 - Meepoâs coming of age
Episode Notes
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
A Squonk is acquired A Troll is fought Meepo is actually usefulSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar:
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House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 10 - Dragonpriest
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff Everyone canât stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is The gang successfully completes their first questSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 9 - Kobold Party
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bearâs crotch Figs drops his god for some guy in a band Meepo can actually fight!Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 8 - The Dawn of Meepo
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Glen gets a new boy No one respects the boy Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queenSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 7 - Grakas canât be killed
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Grakas single-handedly saves everyone Everyone hid outside, but not Grakas Wounded, but proud. Grakas survivesSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Dungeons & Dragons EP 7 - The Dawn of Meepo
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Glen gets a new boy No one respects the boy Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queenSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
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House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 6
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Editor Ben is a better editor than I am You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with itâs weird eyes People are keeping dream secrets from each otherSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
## Dungeons & Dragons EP 6
We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Glen learns love and cares for a little lizard boy no one loves the lizard boy and wants to kill him Glen doesnât trust or love any of his team membersSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico
We learn:
We can still do a show without Elton This is the second time we have recorded this episode There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reasonSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphreyâs Night of Ghouls
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphreyâs Night of Ghouls
We learn:
Glen is pretty protective of his holiday Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweepingSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 5
We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Deals are made with the rats. you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall. By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Air Fryer vs. The Gulag
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag
We learn:
Glen still can't figure out his mic Gertieâs nipples got hard telling the âtrowel storyâ Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunterSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 4
they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft the cleft became a really big deal in this episodeSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 3
We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
We mess with a blacksmith I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge Elton continues to know everyoneâs dadSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 2
We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad Sandwiches are invented You can plant a tree, but it sucks.Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 1
We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.
We learn:
Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS Shy is authentically âfrom the streetsâ⌠with her parents money Elton has been sick for kinda a while Glen is that annoying guy at the factory Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we donât feel bad.Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two...
Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons
We learn:
Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D. Ben makes an âok hostâ - but no one appreciated his hubris The British accents were the worstSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane
We learn:
The sound is really bad on this episode Glen canât thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in Gertie hates Orson WellesSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn:
Ben Came SUPER prepared Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murdersCheck out Ben on âWords About Booksâ anywhere you listen to podcasts: https://podcast.wordsaboutbooks.ninja
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Apple VS âA Pegasus for Christmasâ
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS âA Pegasus for Christmasâ
We learn:
The pegasus story makes nearly no sense Apple makes the most sense Glen wins legitimately!Support Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey
We learn:
Elton is hesitant to get into swinging Gertie is a horrible host Gretchen is a new addition to the cupSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord
We learn:
Hans Christian Anderson was a creep We learn all the parts of a pig and what theyâre named Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen wonSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Route 80 vs. the Dictionary
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary
We learn:
Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love Glen should have wonSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Celery vs. English People
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Celery vs. English People
We learn:
Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked There are celery cultsSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes
Episode Notes
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes
We learn:
Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking You can keep Big Macâs in a car for days and theyâre still good Elton won only because of a technicalitySupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
Costco vs. âSlaughterhouse-Fiveâ
Episode Notes
We learn:
People used to get into wet slap-fights Weâre going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimesSupport Two Books, One Cup by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/two-books-one-cup
