The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show
Every Monday and Thursday, Paul and John review an episode of a Transformers series until they finish that series. Then they start another one. Archived reviews include G1, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Gobots, Animated, Prime, and a growing list of movies.
Bravestarr
It would be the 80s without a drugs-are-bad episode.
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Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
Tuh-fin-piss! Tuh-fin-piss! Reviewing the dumb 80s shit!
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Ulysses 31
John and Paul review a cosmic space opera you've probably never heard of, based upon a 2800 year old poem.
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The Smurfs
We're smurfin' this smurftastic review right up your smurfhole!
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He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Paul and John have decided to watch a lot of the cartoons they grew up with, and some of the ones they didn't. Up first: 1983's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!
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Transformers One
Is Transformers One the best Transformers movie ever made? John and Paul discuss the topic as they review the movie.
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Headmasters: Wrap-up
Paul and John discuss the good and the bad of a lost 80s gem, then they interview each other.
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The Final Showdown on Earth: Part II
All good things must end. So must Headmasters.
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The Final Showdown on Earth: Part I
It's the beginning of the end!
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Duel on the Asteroid
Chromedome and Sixshot duel on the planet* Jolo**.
*asteroid
**Pallas
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My Friend Sixshot!
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Operation: Destroy the Decepticons
Don't worry, everyone! Chromedome has a plan!
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The Zarak Shield Turns the Tide
Can the Autobots stop Scorponok from building a thing? Does any of this matter?
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The Master Sword Is in Danger!!
Fortress decides to sacrifice everything for Wheelie.
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Miraculous Warriors, Targetmasters: Part II
Don't get too invested in Sappo.
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Miraculous Warriors, Targetmasters: Part I
A buncha new jerks enter the show.
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I Risk My Life for Earth
Sparkle gets in the way.
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The Emperor of Destruction Vanishes on an Iceberg
Galvatron has had many silly plans in this series. Here's another one.
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Ultra Magnus Dies!!
Spoiler alert... Ultra Magnus dies.
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Mystery of the Space Pirate Ship
Arrrgh, Matey!
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Head Formation of Friendship
Another episode. Another planet. Another energy source to be stolen.
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Find Megazarak's Weak Spot!!
A whole lot of people get murdered in a children's cartoon.
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Battle for Defense of the False Planet
Another episode. Another alien race on a planet we'll never encounter again.
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Fight to the Death on Planet Hive!!
The Autobots try to stop the Decepticons from stealing from a bunch of thieves.
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Daniel Faces His Biggest Crisis Ever!!
A stellar negotiator Sparkle is not.
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SOS from Planet Sandra
The Autobots decide to give a man a fish.
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Return of the Immortal Emperor
Somehow Galvatron has returned.
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Explosion on Mars!! MegaZarak Appears
“You blew it* up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
*Mars
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Explosion on Mars!! Maximus Is in Danger
John finds an episode he truly enjoys.
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Head On!! Fortress Maximus
Scorponok has a green thumb.
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The Dormant Volcano Mysteriously Erupts
Happy New Year!
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The Shadow Emperor, Scorponok
Two space-faring races get overly excited that they're launching a single satellite.
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Cybertron Is in Grave Danger: Part II
Will the Headmasters be able to stop Scorponok's evil plan and save Cybaton from exploding? Spoilers... They will not.
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Cybertron Is in Grave Danger: Part I
The Decepticons invade Cybaton in an attempt steal all the "cyber" which is a new type of metal or whatever.
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Rise Of The Beasts
A year and a half after they saw the movie in theatres, Paul and John take a sober second look at Rise of the Beasts.
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Terror! The Six Shadows
An unknown robot threaten to steal all the energy from Earth unless Earth gives him all their energy.
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The Four-Million-Year-Old Veil of Mystery
After walking into an obvious trap, the Headmasters are saved by a series of flashbacks.
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Approach of the Demon Meteorite
Danny has to grow a set of balls, and save the universe from Galvatron's latest creation.
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Rebellion on Planet Beast
The Transformers venture to another planet caught up in war due to the Transformers.
Nobody wins.
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The Great Cassette Operation
Somehow Soundwave returned.
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