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LEE PEART: I Worked With ALAN CARR… I Couldn’t Believe It!
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Yesterday at 6:00 PM

Lee joins Rossi and Lucy for a conversation that goes from working with comedy legends to the absolute nightmare of sharing public transport with the general public.


Basically, if you've ever wanted to know what goes on behind the scenes of the comedy world, what it's like working with people you've admired for years, or why some people seem to have absolutely no shame in public, this one's for you.


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BONUS: Lucy's Soup
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Last Wednesday at 4:00 PM

On today's bonus episode, Manc Joe heads to Lisbon, Laurence talks about his experience at Oktoberfest in Munich, and Lucy served up a chicken soup so horrific it leaves Rossi in a bad way.


Bon appétit!


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Can a Relationship Coach FIX OUR MARRIAGE?
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10/11/2026

Relationship coach Lisa McFarland joins Rossi and Lucy, and it turns out there is quite A LOT to talk about.


From sex and intimacy to arguments, communication and the things couples drive each other absolutely mad with, Lisa is here to get to the bottom of it all.


If you've ever wondered why you keep having the same argument, why your sex life isn't quite what it used to be, or whether your partner is actually the problem (it might be you), this one's for you.


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BONUS: Bad Ketchup!
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10/07/2026

Rossi's in a mood! No, he didn't s**t himself on a train platform again. This time, he's griping about bad ketchup, solid garlic bread and Lucy's coat.


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LAURA TOBIN: The SECRETS Behind Your Forecast!
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10/04/2026

Laura Tobin joins Rossi and Lucy, and it turns out there is basically nothing about the weather she doesn’t know.


From weather forecasts and the Met Office to clouds, storms, rain and why the weather app is so often completely useless, Laura has an answer for EVERYTHING.


But, as ever, we don't just talk about the weather. Laura reveals why she became a meteorologist, her slightly obsessive competitive streak, her love of Bon Jovi, and what it was like going on Mastermind.


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BONUS: Manc Joe's Boots
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09/30/2026

Today's bonus episode really tests Rossi's knowledge of UK TV Shows, and Lucy is disgusted by Producer Manc Joe's choice of footwear.


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I Fell Out With GEMMA COLLINS!?
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09/27/2026

Another week on There I've Said It, another collection of questionable opinions, unnecessary oversharing and things that probably should’ve stayed off mic.


There’s Yorkshire tea, McDonald’s, and Rossi's tiff with Gemma Collins at the NTA's, and the unfollowing that ensued.


Plus plenty more nonsense, as usual.


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BONUS: Rossi's WORST Birthday Present!?
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09/23/2026

Today is Rossi's birthday! So the gang took a trip down memory lane, reminiscing on some of the best (and WORST) presents Rossi's received on his birthday down the years.


Everyone wish Rossi a very happy birthday in the comments, prizes for who can guess what Lucy got him this year...


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A GIRTHY Poo Nearly DERAILED Our Train!?
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09/20/2026

Rossi and Lucy are back with another episode of There I’ve Said It, and this week things get VERY personal. They talk long-term relationships, going from having sex three times a day to… well, basically never, and the truly heroic story of Rossi cleaning a train toilet so Lucy could have an emergency poo.


They also debate whether parents should swear in front of their kids, argue about whether bands should play their biggest hits live, and reveal their plans for a very gig-heavy weekend.


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BONUS: Who Else Hates Christmas?
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09/16/2026

It has hit the 'Ber' months, and Rossi is already fuming at all of the festive tat he is seeing in shops!


Despite that, Lucy is looking forward to filling the house up with pumpkins, and the gang discuss the upcoming holiday to Florida.


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MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Why I Stopped Criticising Everyone!
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09/13/2026

Michael Douglas joins Rossi and Lucy, and somehow manages to turn There I've Said It into the most positive episode we've ever made!


Michael opens up about his marriage to Davina McCall, including the surprising realisation he had on their wedding day, why they've consciously made their relationship the most important thing in their lives, and how abandoning cynicism and criticism changed his outlook completely.


But don't worry, we still manage to find some gripes and Michael is forced to decide what deserves the golden shredder, before we receive a surprise video message...


BONUS: PANIC In The Car!!
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09/09/2026

In this week's bonus episode, Rossi is facing a serious dilemma and doesn't know which decision to make.


However, one decision would result in Lucy driving Woody, and that's not something he is particularly keen on!


Tune in to find out which way he goes...


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The WORST People Ever!?
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09/06/2026

In this episode of There I’ve Said It, Rossi and Lucy dive headfirst into some more of you guys' emails and rants!


From loudspeaker conversations on the tube to wearing slippers in Tesco, and slow walkers blocking the pavements - this episode has a bit of everything...


Including some of the BIGGEST names who have unfortunately left us this year, and whether celebs are now being cloned!?


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BONUS: Rossi EMASCULATED!?
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09/02/2026

Who could have imagined this happening!! Rossi shares his traumatic experience in the office kitchen, and the gang discuss all things Sainsbury's bargains and PIZZA'S


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CHUGLY GIRL: I Got SACKED Because of TikTok!
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08/30/2026

CHUGLY GIRL joins Rossi & Lucy, and this one goes exactly as you'd expect.


From getting sacked over a TikTok to building an audience of around 1.6 MILLION followers, Chugly reveals how her social media career exploded almost overnight and where the name Chugly Girl actually came from.


Then it's time for her three biggest gripes...


They also end up discussing disastrous toilet experiences, wet wipes, cyclists, waxing, Rossi's questionable personal hygiene routine and a cucumber story that probably should never have made it onto the...


BONUS: Build-A-Bear
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08/26/2026

In this week's BONIE, Rossi & Lucy discuss history's raunchiest song lyrics, Lucy's Dad's insatiable appetite for non-pc comedians, and what happens when you stuff a build-a-bear with your mum's voice... and the batteries run out.


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Why Do Americans HATE This Word...
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08/23/2026

After an influx of emails from some of our friends from across the pond, Rossi and Lucy are shredding some very AMERICAN GRIPES!From older men wearing tight gym leggings and a Portuguese Uber driver blaring our explicit podcast to passengers, to the ultimate debate on whether US coffee is actually rubbish (plus the real history behind a "Cup of Joe")GOD BLESS THE USA😎 GET 15% OFF OUR GLASSES!Click Here: https://specscart.co.uk/tisiUse Our Code: TISISO many of you ask about our glasses each week and now you can get 15% off all glasses from our favourite gla...


BONUS: The Dartford Tunnel Conspiracy!?
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08/19/2026

On this weeks bonus episode, Rossi & Lucy talk about their journey to Kent, through the Dartford tunnel - and the CONSPIRACY of the fare!


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Our 5-Year-Old's SAVAGE Holiday Review | Woody
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08/16/2026

Little Woods is back for round three! This week on There I've Said It, our favourite returning guest brings us three brand-new gripes for the Golden Shredder - smelly bins on a Spanish holiday, delayed trains and planes, and getting a little too close to a giraffe's bottom at the safari park (plus some very random baboon facts).


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BONUS: KFC for Christmas?
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08/05/2026

Rossi and Lucy explain why McDonald’s BBQ sauce reigns supreme, tear into the soggy disappointment of KFC and Burger King chips, and explore Japan’s famous tradition of eating KFC on Christmas Day. Plus, a special nod to the legendary Chicken Connoisseur.


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BEST BITS #2: Woody's BEST Gripe!
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08/02/2026

Daddy, Woody, Airline Jane & Aston Merrygold - we've dug through the archives to bring you more of the best (and worst) moments from four more brilliant guests.


From Daddy's Wetherspoons gripe to Woody's distaste for mushrooms, Airline Jane's take on attention-seekers online, and Aston Merrygold's weirdest fan gifts (and his go-to meal deal), this is everything you loved (and everything you might've missed) all in one place.


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BONUS: Bad fish & chips!?
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07/29/2026

Rossi and Lucy run through the sorry state of their local chippies - breaking down exactly what makes a chippy properly rubbish, and run through some genuinely terrible band names.


Plus, the one and only Wealdstone Raider turned up at their local pub, and they missed it. Typical.


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BEST BITS: Louie Spence's WILD RANT!
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07/26/2026

Louie Spence, Leigh Francis, Tamzin Outhwaite & Ruth Langsford - we've gone through the archives and pulled together the funniest AND filthiest moments from four of our favourite guests.


From gripes that had us in stitches to a few home truths nobody saw coming, this is everything you loved (and everything you might've missed) all in one place.


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BONUS: A Fête Worse Than Death
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07/22/2026

In this week's bonus episode, Rossi and Lucy dive into all the disappointment and drama of Woody's summer fête!


What was promised as a grand military display turned out to be literally just two parked vans. To make matters worse, the burgers and hotdogs were ruined by off-brand ketchup.


And just when they thought it couldn't get any worse, Producer Laurence dropped a bombshell that nearly brought the show to a halt...


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Everyone turned on me at London Pride...
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07/19/2026

In this episode, Rossi opens up about attending London Pride and the unexpected backlash he received online.


Elsewhere, Lucy's new bike lands Rossi in hot water, Rossi tells us all about his day at Wimbledon (without Lucy 👀), Producer Manc Joe reacts to some listener feedback, and Little Woods is left heartbroken after not being invited to a friend's birthday party.


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Katie Price told me WHAT!?
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07/12/2026

Rossi D Woods & Lucy the Female Wife are back to air out their latest household grievances! 


From Rossi facing down a wave of social media backlash after a photo with '90s icon Katie Price, to Lucy being outrageously denied a cup of hot water for a baby bottle at Subway. 


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BONUS: The Texas giraffe hunt?
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07/08/2026

This week's bonus episode of There I've Said It is a tale of things gone missing.


From the mystery of the missing Texan giraffe, to Rossi's stressful story of losing both his passport and debit card (who's convinced their son Woody threw in the bin)


All of this before Lucy reveals the mystery of her missing engagement ring. From strange disappearances to everyday disasters, it's an episode packed with wild theories, relatable chaos, and plenty of laughs.


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How to deal with the heatwave!?
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07/05/2026

Rossi D Woods & Lucy the Female Wife are back to tackle the scorching heatwave and share their latest disaster purchases! From Rossi's broken Tesco fans to Lucy's failing salon neck fan.


Plus, Rossi defends his tactical parental decision to break school rules for an early pickup and we see if the new M&S strawberry cream sandwich can survive the test in this week's Snacky Snack Time!


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BONUS: Woody's FIRST Sports Day!
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07/02/2026

It's sports day for Little Woods - and Rossi & Lucy are on the sidelines, equal parts proud and nervous! Lace up and join them for this one...


Plus, the pair cringe their way through some school disco horror stories, and discover a blast from the past when the old Nintendo NES makes a surprise reappearance!


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You've been peeling bananas WRONG your entire life...
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06/28/2026

Rossi D Woods & Lucy The Female Wife discuss the best way to peel a banana and get through more of your incredible emails! From wonky lamps and reducing stress to freaky phobias, you really treated us to some weird & wonderful stories this week!Plus, Rossi insists on trying on another pair of swimming goggles and we say RIP to the treasure chest in this week's Snacky Snack Time!😎 GET 15% OFF OUR GLASSES!Click Here: https://specscart.co.uk/tisiUse Our Code: "TISI"SO many of you ask about our glasses each week and now you can get 15% off all gla...


BONUS: The Snack Truck
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06/24/2026

Rossi & Lucy discuss the snacks that Producer Laurence spotted printed on the side of a snack delivery truck! Is it more exciting than it sounds? Unwrap this episode to find out...


They also fall down an 80's movie rabbit hole and Rossi becomes obsessed with a classic phrase!


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How our 5-year-old earns MORE than us!
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06/21/2026

Rossi D Woods & Lucy The Female Wife discuss how their 5-year-old, Little Woods, earns more than them... and it's not by ranting in his car! Producer Laurence reveals why he's blocked both Rossi & Lucy on Instagram and Rossi tells us how he was recently scammed by a popular fragrance shop!


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BONUS: The Insults Game (Explicit)
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06/17/2026

Rossi & Lucy play a round of The ABC Game, insults edition! We don't often do trigger warnings, but if you're easily offended, close your eyes now!


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Getting The GREGGS TATTOO You Voted For!
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06/14/2026

Rossi D Woods & Lucy The Female Wife welcome Tattoo Artist, Jordan Mitchell, onto the podcast, to ink Rossi with the Greggs tattoo that YOU voted for!


Rossi & Lucy also discuss holiday disasters, including a the world's least private toilet, and reveal what happens when you use a baguette as a condom.


They also dig into a tattoo artist's gripes and talk about what happened when Rossi ate too much tzatziki in Greece!


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BONUS: The Phone Call
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06/10/2026

Because Producer Laurence (the f*****g idiot) forgot to record a bonus episode before Rossi & Lucy went on holiday, he thought it would be a nice idea to catch up with Rossi on the phone, while Lucy enjoys a well deserved break from podcasting...


That did not go to plan. Here are the results.


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Couples who DON'T share a bed...
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06/07/2026

Rossi and Lucy discuss why Austrians apparently refuse to share duvets (and honestly, they might be onto something), put the latest Pringles collaboration to the test, and dive into your emails for advice, dilemmas and stories.


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BONUS: Noisy Kids
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06/03/2026

In this BONUS episode of There I've Said It, Rossi & Lucy share their thoughts on noisy children in public, play a round of the Celebrity ABC Game and reveal who knows each others sexual history better!


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All Inclusive Holiday Habits...
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05/31/2026

What does an all-inclusive holiday look like for Lucy, when she's got a child and Little Woods to look after? From peculiar packing habits to Rossi's disappearing act on arrival, nothing's normal on this family's holiday itinerary!


Plus, all seems standard in this week's Snacky Snack Time, but there's a twist in the tale, much to Rossi & Lucy's surprise!


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BONUS: Little BIG Supermarkets...
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05/27/2026

Rossi & Lucy discuss the little versions of BIG supermarkets and Rossi gets a dead arm. If that doesn't hook you in, I don't know what will.


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The ULTIMATE Birthday Surprise!
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05/24/2026

Rossi D Woods & Lucy The Female Wife are BACK for the most chaotic birthday episode of There I’ve Said It yet… and absolutely nothing goes to plan.

From birthday badges and boozy “Say It Or Shot It” confessions, to sweaty celebrity cakes!

Lucy opens her presents, reveals the one thing Rossi writes in EVERY birthday card, and nearly loses it over a shocking birthday gift made in her honour… meanwhile Ross risks their marriage by sending a VERY questionable text message from her phone.

Oh... and somehow Harry Styles, Dawn French, CrossFit enemies an...