Dumb People Town

Creator of Drunk History, Derek Waters (New Episodes 1, 2, 3) stops by as Daniel tells the tale of Elmer McCurdy, Randy explores the 1904 Olympic Marathon, and Jason warns against throwing an alligator through a drive thru window, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt (Tea & Scotch) stops by as Randy describes how AI acted as an accomplice in a vandalism spree, Jason explains why a zoo advertised a "child predator" tour, and Daniel warns against trying to throw drugs into a prison, and so much more!

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Comedian Adam Ray (The Adam Ray Show on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man who was arrested for going "Goldielocks" in a firehouse, Randy explains why a plumber drove with his apprentice in his truck's toolbox, and Daniel warns against walking in on people having sex, and so much more!

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Comedian and actress Erica Rhodes (Tour Dates) stops by as Randy describes a family vacation that gets ruined by finding a used vibrator in their hotel room, Jason explains how a woman was caught masturbating on a plane, and Daniel warns against selling peyote and mushrooms on Facebook Marketplace, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Hunter Hill (Deep Secrets podcast) stops by as Jason describes a wedding at McDonalds, Daniel explains a police search for a man who broke into a pool, hot tub, steals towels, and has an "intense interaction" with a rubber duck, and Randy warns against pants-less car hops, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, musician, podcaster Jeremiah Watkins (Crazy Pizza) stops by as Randy describes a massive semen explosion after a fire at a bull insemination facility, Daniel explains why a female passenger undressed on a flight to Miami, and Jason warns against your own dog biting you when you're running from police, and so much more!

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Comedian Zach Zucker (Stamptown on Netflix) stops by as Jason describes a man that stole his Tinder date's guitar and multiple e-bikes, Randy explains why a Florida woman threw a glass mayonnaise jar during a road rage incident, and Daniel warns against shooting people with a flare gun, and so much more!

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Actor John Ross Bowie (Stuart Fails to Save the Universe) stops by as Randy describes a 4th grade teacher that created a fart corner in her classroom, Jason explains how a teacher got caught doing cocaine at a staff Christmas party, and Daniel warns against delivering Door Dash naked, and so much more!

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Comedian Matt Fulchiron (Altar'd Reality) stops by as Jason describes how animals road a bus in Portland, Randy explains why a naked woman was driving with drugs and guns, and Daniel warns against stuffing fish with weights to win a tournament, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Rachel Scanlon (Podcast) stops by as Trae Crowder (filling in for Daniel) describes how 2 men were arrested after a machete fight at Publix, Randy explains why a couple stole library books and sold them to used book stores, and Jason warns against eating steak in a clothing optional environment, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Jamel Johnson (Mid Range) stops by as Daniel describes how a person has a low-waste home and makes their own toilet paper, Jason explains how a 6-7 event erupts into 8 fights and police have to pull a butcher knife from a child, and Randy warns against fighting with an axe and a knife outside Boston Public Library, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, dog owner, and podcaster Rick Glassman (Take Your Shoes Off) stops by as Randy describes why a man used demolition equipment on his wife's house, Daniel explains how a landlord got caught having sex in tenants' apartment, and Jason warns against exposing yourself outside of a Taco Bell, and so much more!

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Comedian Brandie Posey (Milk Job) stops by as Jason describes how thieves attempted to light a cannabis shop on fire only to light themselves on fire, Daniel explains how a Florida man broke into a card shop with a chainsaw to steal Pokemon cards, and Randy warns against letting your dog near a shotgun, and so much more!

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Comedian, podcasters, and actor Rafe Williams (RafeWilliamsComedy) stops by as Jason describes how a man was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, Randy explains how an Australian cockroach kingpin was caught, and Daniel warns against maybe kidnapping a lady in Rochelle, Illinois, and so much more!

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Actress, writer, activist, and podcaster Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, Wrong Turns podcast) stops by as Randy describes how a woman got her dog's ashes tattooed into her eyelids, Jason explains why there was a foot juice incident at Fanime Con, and Daniel warns against breaking into a salad restaurant, and so much more!

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Author Gary Belsky (Solo Golf) stops by as Randy describes how a man bulldozed a pub after someone made a comment about his marriage, Jason explains why a man sued Waffle House after tripping in the parking lot, and Daniel warns against bringing knives and guns on a date, and so much more!

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Comedian and writer Skyler Higley (Help Me Be Black) stops by as Daniel describes why a man was arrested for pouring water on his brother during a pie argument, Jason explains how a tourist accidentally made a bomb threat with a translation app, and Jason tells us about a dog on a jetski getting towed behind a hoverboard, and so much more!

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Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain (Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more!

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Comedian Christopher Titus (Tour and 10 Specials) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman rode naked on a motorbike, got fingered, and punched a blind man, Randy explains how a man was arrested for performing penis enlargement surgeries in the back of a Corolla, and Jason warns against quitting your job to breastfeed your boyfriend full time, and so much more!

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Jason and Randy are once again joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to share music they found this year but is not from this year.

Here's a link to the playlist if you want to listen to more:

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Comedian Willie Macc (https://800PGR.lnk.to/GoodDadPR) stops by as Randy describes how a drunk woman drove on the sidewalk to chase a teen, Daniel explains how a wild brawl broke out at a kindergarten over seating, and Jason warns against rubbing raw chicken on a business you're mad at, and so much more!

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Comedian, writer, and actor (Well Rounded Entertainer, Bob's Burgers) stops by as Jason describes how a stripper attacked her club's manager with a pole, Randy explains why "Baby Jessica" was arrested, and Daniel warns against stealing a Red Bull truck and trying to make a delivery, and so much more!

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Comedian and late night host Ben Gleib (Good Night with Ben Gleib) stops by as Jason describes teenage campers that claim they were stalked by a group of Sasquatches, Randy explains why a woman crashed her car into a golf course with mini bottles of Fireball everywhere, and Daniel warns against shoplifting and stuffing your items inside of you, and so much more!

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Comedian, Emmy Winning Writer, and author Jamie Lee (My Friend Katy) stops by as Daniel describes an influencer that was banned for life from all Six Flags for eating nuggets on a ride, Jason explains why a drunk man tried to use his shoe as a phone before being arrested, and Randy warns against living in a strangers' crawl space, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton (Mermaid, Live Dates) stops by as Jason describes a French teen's run in with Singapore law after licking all the straws at a vending machine, Daniel explains how an ex-HP finance manager was sentenced after lavish spending, and Randy warns against driving a car on a Top Golf course, and so much more! Sub Wall!

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Comedian, writer, and magician Larry Wilmore (https://www.thelarrywilmore.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a mother in law wants to nap in a couple's bed and it causes marital strife as you'd expect, Randy explains how a California man was arrested for buying and returning Lego sets after replacing the pieces with pasta, and Jason warns against leaving your 7 children to live your life as a 6 year old child, and so much more!

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Comedian Brad Williams (Live On Short Street) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk wedding guest lit fire to the venue, Jason explains why a fight broke out on a beach over washed up glass, and Randy updates us on why you still shouldn't wear a bear suit to destroy cars and scam the insurance company, and so much more!

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Comedian, journalist, and podcaster Jon Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett Or Leave It) stops by as Randy describes a woman who married a river, Daniel explains how a woman fell down a drain at a car wash at 3am, and Randy warns against wearing a squirrel costume and throwing acorns at police, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Frankie Quinones (The Dress Up Gang, Cholo Fit, https://frankiequinones.com/) stops by as Daniel describes a man peeing in "the woods," Jason explains how an AirBnB guest is accused of peeing on furniture, and Randy warns against getting drunk and high after an AA meeting and busting up an airport, and so much more!

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Comedian/ringmaster Zach Zucker (Stamptown) stops by as Jason describes the oddest unclaimed luggage left at airports, Daniel explains why a group of women started a brawl over a sauce charge, and Randy warns drinking and driving and losing your wife while operating a golf cart, and so much more!

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Comedian, actor, and podcaster Justin Hires (Killin It podcast audio Video) stops by as Jason describes a police chase involving a naked man accused of hit and run, Randy explains how a man stole an ambulance with a patient in the back, and Daniel warns against hitting police with a bible before pooping yourself, and so much more!

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Comedian, actress, and writer Chloe Radcliffe (Tour) stops by as Daniel describes a woman in a cow suit that has been arrested multiple times, Randy explains a viral phenomenon that has young people in Argentina believing that they are animals, and Jason warns a setting fires to kill spiders, and so much more!

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Comedian Morgan Jay (Podcast, Tour) stops by as Jason describes a man yelling slurs that sets himself on fire instead of a house, Daniel explains how much an antique vampire hunting kit sold for, and Randy warns against having sex with appliances at a resort, and so much more!

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Comedian Jackie Kashian (Alter-Kashian) stops by as Randy describes how a man got banned from McDonald's for bringing a horse-drawn wagon through the drive thru, Jason explains how a judge threw out a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings about boneless wings, and Daniel warns against wearing a Batman cowl when trying to de-escalate a neighborhood dispute, and so much more!

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Comedian, writer, and rapper Lamar Woods (Rebel Love Language) stops by as Jason describes how a hospital had to be evacuated after WWI artillery was found in a patient's butt, Randy explains why Rhode Island may ditch their Mr. Potatohead license plates, and Daniel reveals the world's funniest joke (according to some scientists), and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Molly Kearney (DMV) stops by as Daniel describes a North Carolina woman who set fire to the wrong house, Randy explains how a kindergarten teacher got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom, and Jason warns about aggressive turkeys, and so much more!

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Comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler (The Honeydew, The Way Back, Live & Alive) stops by as Daniel describes how a cafe has been accused of blasphemy over the name of a sandwich, Randy explains how a man broke into a Little Caesar's and started making and selling pizzas, and Jason warns against sending meth into bank drive thru tubes, and so much more!

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Comedian, actress, and writer Sheedz (Jury Duty, South Side) stops by as Randy describes how a woman recovered a stolen Hamburglar statue, Daniel explains how a man was accidentally paid several times his salary, quits, and disappeared, and Jason warns that the police will use drone to catch serial park poopers, and so much more!

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Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more!

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Comedian Jiaoying Summers (What Specie Are You?) stops by as Daniel describes how a police chase became a manhunt with alligators, Jason explains how a man set his brother's house on fire by using a blow torch to thaw gas lines, and Randy warns against robbing a meat market in the nude, and so much more!

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