Your Aunties Could Never

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Your Aunties Could Never bring you entertaining no-nonsense straight talk from women who aren't afraid to say all the things you wish you could say. AK, Farrah & Nana, are three friends from the UK who have lived life and are well respected in business endeavors and amongst friends and family. Elevating them to Elite Auntie status. The Aunties have a voice and are not fearful of being heard. Join them as they discuss topical news and politics, comment on popular culture, and give advice all from an informed (mature) Black woman's perspective. Think a daytime chat show but with seasoning...

EXTRA AUNTIES: Black Love, Broken Trust and Rebuilding Respect
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Today at 9:00 AM

This week your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana, are joined by Marvyn Harrison and Nii Evans for an Extra Aunties special asking one big question: can Black men and Black women rebuild trust?

We get into protection versus control, emotional literacy, ego, accountability, parenting and the messages shaping young boys & girls today. How do we actually show up for each other, and are we building something healthier or just arguing louder?


BAFTA N word Backlash and Cutting People Off - SPECIAL GUESTS MARVYN HARRISON & NII ODARTEI EVANS
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Last Monday at 9:00 AM

Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode and this week we are joined by Nii Odartei Evans and Marvyn Harrison.

AUNTYVENTION

🫂 Richard E Grant ended a 29 year friendship after discovering a toxic email about him, saying once trust is broken there is no return. Meanwhile, writer Stephanie Takyi has admitted she cut off close friends out of insecurity and later regretted it. The Aunties ask, when is cutting someone off self respect and when is it pride?

ENEMIES OF PROGRESS

🚩 Ghana for giving MrBeast a chieft...


EXTRA AUNTIES - WHEN HAS A MAN MADE YOU ACT OUT OF CHARACTER?
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02/25/2026

A woman sent 159k text messages to a man she'd met once.

The Aunties discuss a time when an ex has made them act out of absolute character. ...


PETTY DATE DRAMA, TYRA BANKS BACKLASH & REGGAE LAND HEADLINER — YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER
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02/23/2026

Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode.

AUNTYVENTION

🫂 On a date at a pricey restaurant, a woman orders the most expensive dishes, doesn’t finish then forgets her doggy bag in his car. Because she gave him a side hug, he assumes she’s not interested and ignores her call. The Aunties ask, is it his fault for choosing the expensive restaurant, or was she wrong to order big knowing she may not like him after the date?

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

💐 Tayos’ Afro Mart, Orpington, o...


Ratcliffe Immigration Comments, Eni Aluko drama and Jamaica Smuggling Case
#275
02/16/2026

Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode.

AUNTYVENTION

🫂 The Aunties unpack the Jamaica smuggling case involving Teraiya Stapleton and Geneviéve Was Teraiya’s mother right to call for public support? And what accountability looks like when public stories do not quite match up.

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

💐 Mia Mottley on securing a historic third term as Prime Minister of Barbados, sweeping all 30 seats once again.

💐 Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson for giving us Valentine’s soft life done properly.

💐 Cardi B for kicki...


SPECIAL GUEST MS BANKS ON BEING A SOUTH LDN LOVER GIRL
#274
02/12/2026

This week, your favourite Aunties are joined by Ms Banks as she steps into a major new chapter.

They talk her first ever tour, the release of her debut album South LDN Lover Girl, and her journey as a rapper coming out of South London. Ms Banks opens up about growth, confidence and the realities of relationships, knowing when to walk away and when something is worth fighting for.


Trump Attacks the Obamas, Reproductive Coercion and the Epstein Files | Your Aunties Could Never
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02/09/2026

This week, your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode.

They stage a powerful AUNTYVENTION, unpacking why reproductive coercion should be recognised as abuse, sparked by Liv Nervo’s experience with her child’s father and the wider implications for women’s autonomy and safety.

In WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, the Aunties give flowers to British Grammy winners Olivia Dean, FKA twigs, Cynthia Erivo and RAYE, with a special nod to Kendrick Lamar for becoming the most Grammy awarded rapper in history. They also offer controversial welcomes to Marjorie Taylor Greene...


EXTRA AUNTIES - Is your man allowed to get a Shea Butter Massage?
#272
02/05/2026

On Extra Aunties, your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana discuss relationship boundaries...

Can your man get a massage without asking for permission, and is a whine with a stranger harmless or a red flag?


I Show Speed Haters, Vic Mensa, Nicki Minaj and Speaking ill of the Dead
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02/02/2026

This week your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah, and Nana discuss whether it's okay to speak ill of the dead.

They welcome Vic Mensa to the family and put Nicki Minaj, I Show Speed haters and Suella Braverman in the Enemies of Progress bin.


EXTRA AUNTIES - DETTY DECEMBER RECAP
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01/29/2026

Your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with a little bit extra.


HAPPY NEW YEAR - The Beckham Drama, I Show Speed in Africa, Warlord Donald Trump
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01/26/2026

Happy New Year your favourite aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with a brand new episode.

This week's Auntyvention goes to the Beckham's. The Aunties offer advice to David & Victoria and Brooklyn on how to just get along.

Welcome to the family includes Sinners for its record rreaking 16 Oscar nominations, I Show Speed for his brilliant tour of Africa.

Enemies of Progress - Donald Trump for his continuing War Lord antics, Morrocco for their unsportsmanly behaviour towards Senegal's AFCON win and Romanian tennis player Sorana Cîrstea for her Karen antics toward T...


CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WITH 90S BABY SHOW
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12/20/2025

YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

This week your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are joined by Temi Alchemy and VP from the 90s Baby Podcast for the final show of the year.

It is the Christmas episode and the Aunties are closing out 2025 by revisiting the biggest Enemies of Progress and handing out a final round of Aunty Ventions.

🚩 Who really moved on better, Cardi B or Teyana Taylor

🚩 Breakfast Club, Joe Budden and Your Aunties Could Never and the year of shake ups and break ups

🚩 Has there...


Enemies of Progress, Golden Globes Podcast Snub, Trump, Piers Morgan and Beyoncé
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12/13/2025

Your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana get into this week’s Enemies of Progress.

The Golden Globes introduced a Best Podcast category and still managed to nominate not one Black hosted podcast.Trump’s latest round of racism and political madness, and the American Somalis who voted for him.Piers Morgan platforming Nick Fuentes, and when “challenging” views quietly becomes normalising them.Ray J hinting at possible beef between Brandy and Beyoncé, which sparked a debate about superstar etiquette. When you are that big and in the room, should you be expected to take the picture.Azealia Banks vs...


Women, Burnout and Boundaries: How to Build a Life That Feels Good
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12/05/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana are joined by three extraordinary women transforming how we think about work, leadership and wellbeing.

Tamu Thomas, TEDx speaker and author of Women Who Work Too MuchDavina Forbes Williamson, Co CEO of the Forbes Family Group and co founder of 6 Degrees TalentMelissa Berry, leadership and diversity consultant and founder of Pow Her Collective

Together they unpack modern womanhood how to live fully without burning out how motherhood and ambition can coexist and what healthy living really looks like when women are carrying careers, families and community.

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GUESTS JO MARTIN, ADJANI SALMON & DANI MOSELEY - DREAMING WHILST BLACK SPECIAL
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11/22/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana are joined by the incredible team behind the award winning series Dreaming Whilst Black. Creator and lead Adjani Salmon, actress Dani Moseley and actress Jo Martin pull up to get into the realities, frustrations and joys that sit behind one of the most talked about British shows of recent years.

Together the Aunties and our guests dive into the themes that make Dreaming Whilst Black hit so close to home for so many Black creatives and Black families:

🚩 Are Black creatives still being set up to fai...


"I Cried In The Salon Chair": Black Hairdressers are traumatising us!
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11/14/2025

A pastor really called a woman "the spirit of a witch" for asking for... baby formula?! Make it make sense. The Aunties are heated this week and trying to figure out why so many churches are failing their communities.

We're also diving deep into that viral stat: In 1970, 91% of women were married by 30, but today it's only 32%. But why is the blame always on women's careers and not the men who aren't proposing?

And we HAVE to talk about the Black hairdresser trauma. Ak, Farrah & Nana shares a salon horror story that is way too...


GUEST MARVYN HARRISON - EMBARRASSING BOYFRIENDS, MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH
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11/11/2025

IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING, MEN’S MENTAL HEALTH AND AN INDUSTRY RESET

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by Marvyn Harrison of Dope Black Dads to get into the latest cultural talking points.

Inspired by Chante Joseph’s piece in British Vogue, the Aunties ask why having a boyfriend has become embarrassing in the digital age, and explore how women are redefining love and visibility online.

They also mark Men’s Mental Health Awareness Week by addressing the silence surrounding male wellbeing and the real cost of ignori...


YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER - GET TO KNOW YOUR FAVOURITE AUNTIES
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11/03/2025

Your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are back in a brand new studio! In this special episode, the Aunties reintroduce themselves to you their loyal supporters and extended family.

Expect laughs, memories, and a few surprises as they spill fun facts, share what they love (and can’t stand).


GUEST - NIGERIAN ARTIST ZLATAN - TALKS SUCCESS, FAITH & FATHERHOOD
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11/01/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by Nigerian rapper, singer and songwriter Zlatan, the voice of the streets and the mind behind Zanku Records.

The Aunties get into Zlatan’s journey from Ikorodu to international fame, his game-changing Zanku dance, and his iconic collaborations with Burna Boy, Davido, and Olamide. He opens up about hustle, legacy, fatherhood, and how he stays grounded while shaping the sound of modern Afrobeats.


GUEST - ELAINE THE PAIN | Fake Babies, Unbrushed Teeth & Cheating Husbands
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10/26/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by cultural commentator Elaine the Pain, who opens up about experiencing racism after calling for a boycott of South Asian shops, as they take on this week’s Enemies of Progress

🚩 Stephen Lawrence’s killer David Norris begs the family for forgiveness but still refuses to name his accomplices

🚩 Tim Westwood spotted living in Nigeria while facing multiple assault charges in the UK

🚩 A Scottish woman admits to faking a pregnancy and using a silicone doll as her baby

🚩 South London bus route...


Marvin Abbey on African vs Caribbean Households: The Real Differences!
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10/21/2025

What happens when Marvin Abbey from 3 Shots of Tequila joins the aunties for an unfiltered sit-down?

We talk growing up Nigerian, the golden age of Garage & Channel U, and why Marvin says some people “ain’t got the patience for nonsense.”

Expect laughs, real talk, and plenty of nostalgia — from bad drivers and messy partners to African household rules, boundaries, and relationships.


00:00:00 – FOMO & Garage vs Jungle debate

00:06:00 – Channel U stories & early grime scene

00:13:00 – Bad drivers, patience & road rage

00:24:00 – Boundaries, relationships & household rules

00:39:00 – Nigerian upbringin...


GUESTS - JUDI LOVE, ZEZE MILLZ & SHERISE BLACKMAN - SEX, RELATIONSHIPS & THERAPY
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10/10/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana are joined by the creator and stars of Audible’s first Black original scripted audio drama Do Not Disturb, Sherise Blackman, Judi Love and Zeze Millz.

They get into everything from sexual freedom to toxic love, and how honesty and humour collide when women talk about what they really want. Inspired by the story of three bold, Black, thirty-somethings from South London navigating love, lust, and self-discovery.

The Aunties unpack how Do Not Disturb flips the script on desire and friendship.


Aunties Call out the Haters, Nicki Minaj vs Cardi, British Museum's Tone Deaf Gala
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10/04/2025

This week your favourite Aunties Ak Farrah and Nana get into the Enemies causing chaos and conversation this week

🚩 Health influencer Victoria Everest Ekong accused of admitting to making false rape allegations in a viral video

🚩 Chris Gotti criticises Ashanti for not reaching out properly after Irv Gotti’s death

🚩 The British Museum planning its Met Gala instead of returning its stolen artefacts

🚩 Snapchat Facebook and Instagram announce new user fees

🚩 NHS under fire for guidance on first cousin marriage tries to

🚩 Rapper Ginga Jay removed from a show after controv...


GUEST - PAIGE LEWIN "ARE WE READY TO PUT BEYONCE IN THE BIN?" White Woman Sparks Outrage Over Black Hair Salons
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09/29/2025

Jay-Z & Beyoncé sit with Ivanka Trump, the Taliban bans women’s books, Nigel Farage targets immigration, Sharon Davies sparks a Black hair debate, Miss R Fabulous gets an AuntyVention and Trump stirs outrage on domestic violence.

In this episode, we dive into some of the week’s most talked-about stories:

Jay-Z and Beyoncé spotted sitting next to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner at a Reform Alliance dinner - What does this mean for their image and legacy?


The Taliban bans women’s books and education in Afghanistan What does this mean for...


GUEST - CHAKA BARS & JASON ADETOLA MACKSON | BLACK POWER, LIGHT SKIN PRIVILEGE & IS BLACK EXCELLENCE A SCAM
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09/16/2025

BLACK POWER LIGHT SKIN PRIVILEGE AND IS BLACK EXCELLENCE A SCAM

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana are joined by @chakabars and Jason Adetola Mackson @theelectrictribe to talk:

💫 Black Activism

💫 Light skin privilege from the male perspective

💫 Eating for health and why foraging is not just for white people.

💫 Why Congo & Sudan are being ignored for Palestine

💫 How to build pan Africanism

💫 And whether Black Excellence is a scam.


GUESTS MARVYN HARRISON & AUDREY AKANDE - Street Life, Black Families & Why Black Women Deserve Better
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09/12/2025

Why are young Black boys still drawn to street life? And how do family values, generational wealth, and beauty standards play into it? 👀 In this episode, the Aunties and Marvyn Harrison unpack the realities of Black life in Britain — and why Black women deserve more.

Then we do some dilemmas with our fave cousin Audrey Akande from the receipts podcast

From family values to financial security, the conversation gets real about the challenges facing Black boys, men, and women today. We dive into:

Why road life feels like the only option for some boys The i...


GUEST - POET: GYAL CLOWNS & BLACK WOMEN BEING TOLD THEY ARE UGLY
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09/06/2025

This week your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are joined by Poet, musician and online personality, founder of Vibbar and one of the hosts of Filthy Fellas and HC Podcast, to break down the latest Enemies of Progress and more

🚩 A Polish CEO apologises after being filmed snatching a hat meant for a young boy at the US Open

🚩 St Georges flag displays spark a national debate across England while racists harass an Asian businessman mid interview on Sky News

🚩 Zambian lawyer Naomie Pilula embraces self love after criticism of her Instagram post

<...


Dr. Umar's $500 Date, North Wests "Grown" Outfit & Gatekeeping Grenada
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08/29/2025

From Dr. Umar charging $500 for a "date" to a celebrity letting a dog lick the INSIDE of her mouth, the Aunties are back to call out this week's biggest Enemies of Progress.

This week, we're getting into the audacity, the questionable parenting, and the outright disgusting behavior making headlines. Join the unfiltered discussion as we break down:

Dr. Umar's $500 'Date': The "Prince of Pan-Africanism" is asking women for a $500 donation to his academy in exchange for a private lunch with him. The Aunties call out this "disgraceful" and "charlatan behavior".
North West's Corset: The hosts...


GUEST - KELECHI OKAFOR - EVERYTHING MEN NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
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08/22/2025

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana are joined by the wonderful  writer, presenter, social commentator Kelechi Okafor to discuss all things men need to know about what women are thinking

🚩 Women needing to de-centre Men

🚩 Why women sleep with Red Flag Men

🚩 Mothers who enable their irresponsible sons

🚩 A bit of advice for Kemi Badenoch


GUEST MARVYN HARRISON - EVERYTHING BLACK WOMEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT BLACK MEN
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08/15/2025

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana host a full on MAN POD with Marvyn Harrison Diversity Equity and Inclusion Consultant and founder of Dope Black Dads in the hot seat to answer everything we need to know about men so we can report back to the women

🚩 Princess treatment trend sparks misogyny concerns, do men really like subservient women?

🚩 What are the new rules of masculinity in 2025?

🚩 Nick Cannon hopes his daughters will not date men like him, why do men only learn respect for women after having daughters?

🚩 Why is it so...


GUEST AUDREY INDOME THE RECEIPTS PODCAST - Beyoncé vs. MJ, African Shop Boycott & Kemi Badenoch
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08/09/2025

"I do not shop with the Africans. Ain't no African ever braided my hair." A call to boycott African braiding shops, restaurants, and stores is gaining steam among some Black Americans, and the Aunties are here to shut down the diaspora wars.

This week, we're diving deep into the painful and divisive rhetoric fueling this boycott and questioning where this misdirected anger is coming from.

Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into:

The Boycott: Unpacking the claims behind the boycott and why blaming one part of our community for bad service is a...


GUESTS AFUA HAGAN & LYDIA FORSON - LOCK THE GATES TO THE COOKOUT PLEASE
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08/01/2025

This week your favourite aunties Ak & Nana are joined by Journalist and Broadcaster, TV & Radio Presenter Afua Hagan and award-winning Ghanaian actress and founder of Kinky Matters Lydia Forson.

This week's Enemies of Progress include

Michael Rappaport for his tone deaf defence of Hulk Hogan

Princess Michael of Kent for allegedly naming two of her sheep Venus & Serena

A young woman offering head to streamer Duke Dennis

And men objectifying a girl who got a sexy body makeover


HOMELESS AND DATING DJ AG'S COINS AND IS WILL POULTER MOVING MAD
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07/25/2025

YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER NEW EPISODE | 247

This week your favourite Aunties AK Farrah and Nana are joined by Mr Outside himself Marvin Abbey of 3 Shots of Tequila podcast

Marvin helps the Aunties take on this week's Enemies of Progress

🚩 A woman didn't update her dating profile to say she was homeless

🚩 DJ AG's earnings exposed by the Financial Times and Shadeborough

🚩 Twenty right wing fools debate Mehdi Hasan

🚩 Is Will Poulter targeting Black women or just a man with a type and a bit too much confidence


Nicki Minaj vs. SZA - Drake Is The CORNIEST Man Alive?!
#246
07/19/2025

The Aunties, joined by the hilarious Chizzy Akudolu, are diving deep into the wild rules of modern dating and so much more!

Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into:

Dating Etiquette: Who's in the wrong if a date is ghosted over a "missed confirmation"?The Man Drought: Is it just us, or is it a desert out there for single women? Where are the good men at?Nicki Minaj vs. SZA: Unpacking the latest beef between two queens and why it's so unnecessary.Drake's Corniness: From his fake abs to covering up a LeBron James...


Essence vs Africans, Nicki vs Jay Z, Anthony Joshua's Cheating Wisdom
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07/12/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, & Nana are joined by Queen Galavanter Celia Toks. Who helps the Aunties take this week's Enemies of Progress to task.

This year's Essence Fest has been met with criticism of its disorganisation and its African CEO is being blamed.

Boxer Anthony Joshua for saying guilt after cheating = loyalty.

Nicki Minaj beefing Jay Z and including us in the group chat.

Prada is under fire, accused of culturally appropriating Indian sandals during its recent show at Milan Fashion week.

and a discussion about paying...


Strawberries & Cream Sandwiches, Plane Etiquette, Nelly and Ashanti's Red Flag Relationship
#244
07/04/2025

This week your favourite Aunties, AK, Farrah & Nana discuss this week's Enemies of Progress,

Marks & Spencers' Strawberries & Cream sandwich that's unavailable everywhere, People talking loudly on night flights, Nelly & Ashanti's reality show exposing their business & red flags to the world, Jeff Bezos' tone deaf extravaganza wedding and projectile baby poop.



Donor Babies, Bad Friends and an out of control President
#243
06/27/2025

This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah & Nana debate whether or not whether donor babies can be called brother or sister. B Simone's lack of friendship awareness, Donald Trump and his F-bomb outburst and whether or not Jay Z should give us one more tour!


GUEST VERNON FRANCOIS - “‘Unmanageable’ AFRO HAIR? Celebrity Stylist Vernon Francois talks Viral Salon Clip
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06/21/2025

A Bournemouth salon called a mixed-race girl’s curls “too hard to handle.” 🥴 Enter superstar stylist Vernon Francois (Lupita, Serena, Doja Cat) to break down why Afro hair is NOT the problem ignorance is!

What We Cover

Vernon’s journey from UK salon floors to styling Hollywood royalty and why every client deserves “guardianship,” not judgment.

The viral straightening video: layers of race, education and profit that social media missed.

Why many Black stylists still can’t work with textured hair, and the urgent need for regulation.

How colourism, porn culture and...


GUEST CHARLENE DOUGLAS “Do Women Really Keep a ‘D**k in a Jar’? Aunties Expose Backup Man Myth, Drag Ray J & Defend Maya Jama | Ep 241
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06/13/2025

The Game claims 50% of women stash a ‘d**k in a jar’ for emergencies—true or trash? We debate the backup-man myth, shut down Maya Jama haters, and clap back at Ray J’s Sexxy Red lie.

In Episode 241 of Your Aunties Could Never, Aunty AK, Nana, Farrah, Sade & guest sex-therapist Charlene Douglas tackle:

Backup men” vs. relationship loyalty—do women secretly plan their next partner? Maya Jama’s new love & the sexist backlash online. Piers Morgan’s latest Meghan rant—privacy or obsession? Ray J admits he lied about sleeping with Sexyy Red—why clout trolling hurts Black wome...


EXTRA AUNTIES - With Grammy Award Winning Artist Estelle!
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06/02/2025

This week on Extra Aunties, your favourite Aunties sit down with Grammy winning artist Estelle to get all up in her business.

From her West London roots to international stardom, Estelle talks about gospel, soul, reggae, hip hop and the journey that shaped her. We get into the music, the moves, the break, and the bounce back with her latest album Stay Alta.

We talk fame, family, beauty, and working with Kanye.