Stupid State Stories
Welcome to Stupid State Stories, a podcast that dives into the absurd, illiberal, and downright oppressive ways governments mess with their own people. From bizarre laws and overreaching bureaucracies to outright abuses of power, each episode unpacks real stories and obvious hallucinations of state overreach—think petty tyrants, ridiculous regulations, and the occasional dystopian nightmare. With sharp wit, manufactured statistics, and a keen eye for the ridiculous, we explore how the state’s heavy hand shapes lives, often with unintended consequences. Tune in for a mix of outrage, disbelief, and dark humor as we expose the dumbest things done in the...
Weaponized Warrantless Watchers
The Fourth Amendment didn't die, it got outsourced. The government can't search you without a warrant, so it stopped searching you and started subscribing, with your money. Our guest Susan Peena of Third Party Solutions walks us through the catalog: doorbell footage requests that got reformed in 2024 and quietly un-reformed in 2025, a geofence warrant program that worked backwards from everyone at the bank to one name until the Supreme Court said six-to-three in June that it's a search, gunshot microphones whose algorithm pleads the trade secret, body-cam evidence held hostage behind a storage subscription, AI-written police reports carrying on...
Vain Voting Voodoo
Democracy's got a math problem. In 1951 Kenneth Arrow proved that with three or more candidates, no ranked voting system can satisfy four reasonable fairness conditions at once, and picked up a Nobel for it in 1972.
Play with the math yourself: https://ncase.me/ballot
Sources:
- https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/arrows-theorem
- https://arxiv.org/html/2303.00108v2
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Burlington,_Vermont_mayoral_election
- https://ballotpedia.org/Alaska_Ballot_Measure_2,_Repeal_Top-Four_Ranked-Choice_Voting_Initiative_(2026)
Utopia's Unarmed Unmaking
The deadliest killer of the twentieth century wasn't war, and it wasn't crime. It was government. R.J. Rummel's democide tally counts 262 million people murdered by their own states, six times the century's combat deaths, and nearly every regime that ran up that number took the guns first. From the Weimar Republic's gun registry to Cambodia's killing fields, from Chavez's gun ban to Bondi Beach, the recipe never changes: register, reassure, restrict. The state keeps its rifles. You get a brick.
Sources:
https://hawaii.edu/powerkills/NOTE1.HTM
https://reason.com/2014/05/15/be-antigovernment-and-proud
<...Tyrannical Trillionaire Tax
Elon Musk just became the first trillionaire then settled back to ~$947B. Schrödinger's billionaire. Washington finally has the boogeyman it needs.
The mathing on why Warren and Sanders' wealth-tax proposals don't work, and why they sell votes anyway.
The printer never stops going "brrrrr."
Sources:
forbes.com/profile/elon-musk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra-Millionaire_Tax_Act_of_2021
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealth_tax · usdebtclock.org
Spiteful Swamp Splurge
Thomas Massie (R-KY), 8-term congressman, lost his primary on May 19, 2026 to Trump-backed sock puppet Ed Gallrein.
The most expensive House primary in US history
$32M+ in ad spending
BBB Adds ~$3T to national debt over a decade
Only Congress makes war H.Con.Res.38
Pentagon conceded no evidence of imminent Iranian strike
Massie pushed for release of files which may implicate the elite.
Hasn't ruled out 2028 presidential run
Raging Raid Ruin
Chuck and Megan try to untangle Schrödinger's ceasefire, a confusing Middle East agreement that is somehow simultaneously happening and not happening. We also examine Lindsey Graham's unique interpretation of war powers, where he essentially treats the Constitution's mandate for congressional approval like a decorative throw pillow. Meanwhile, normal shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz has plummeted as Iran sets up a lethal new toll booth system backed by threats of absolute destruction. Back at home, we break down the math-defying absurdity of Donald Trump's proposed $1.5 trillion defense budget as the national deficit continues to balloon out of c...
Questionable Quasiwar Quagmire
https://reason.com/2026/03/06/jobs-are-down-while-the-u-s-spends-2-billion-a-day-on-war-with-iran/
https://floridaphoenix.com/2026/02/24/proposal-to-create-counterintelligence-unit-receives-bipartisan-pushback/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
https://reason.com/2026/03/06/the-federal-government-was-told-to-make-a-list-of-everything-it-funds-15-years-later-there-still-isnt-one/
Panopticon's Political Playbook
• ICE Legal Observer Added to Terrorist Database https://reason.com/2026/01/23/ice-tells-legal-observer-we-have-a-nice-little-database-and-now-youre-considered-a-domestic-terrorist/
• WH Domestic Terrorism Memo Sept 2025 https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/countering-domestic-terrorism-and-organized-political-violence/
• Arrested for Observing ICE https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/arrested-for-observing-ice-minnesota-lesson.html
• Ben Jordan: Flock Camera Security Exposé 40min https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB0gr7Fh6lY
• Flock Security Vulnerabilities https://www.privacyguides.org/news/2025/11/17/ben-jordan-exposes-severe-security-vulnerabilities-in-flock-surveillance-cameras/
• Flock Safety Security Research https://gainsec.com/2025/11/05/formalizing-my-flock-safety-security-research/
• Campus Protests Fail vs History https://www.aei.org/society-and-culture/performative-politics-why-todays-campus-protests-fail-where-historys-movements-succeeded/
• Diminishing Power of Protests https://thesciencesurvey.com/editorial/2025/02/12/the-diminishing-p...
Offshore Oil Overkill
- The U.S. Navy under Trump: A Tool of Modern Piracy - Global Research
- Assange's war crimes accusation: Nobel Prize faces criminal complaint over 2025 winner - Natural News
- Donald Trump's squeeze on Venezuela - The Week
- How oil, drugs and immigration fueled Trump's Venezuela campaign - Times of India
Needless Nitwit Negotiations
America's longest government shutdown shows why we must free air traffic control from politics
Congressman Thomas Massie's Official Website - Information on his work to reform the appropriations process and restore regular order in government spending
Congress Should Pass 12 Separate Spending Bills, Not Omnibus - Analysis supporting Massie's approach to budget reform
Misguided Mission Mayhem
- [The War on Poverty After 50 years](https://www.cato.org/policy-report/may/june-2015/war-poverty-after-fifty-years)
- [EconTalk: Robert Chitester](https://www.econlib.org/econtalk-with-bob-chitester/)
- [The Ballad of Price Controls](https://redcircle.com/shows/nebuphony/ep/63d2b1ca-b763-4edf-84fe-a264fa4fa99c)
- [Food Stamps and Mises’ Theory of Intervention](https://mises.org/mises-wire/food-stamps-and-misess-theory-intervention)
- [Drug War History](https://drugpolicy.org/drug-war-history/)
- [Human Cost of Post 9/11 Wars](https://costsofwar.watson.brown.edu/sites/default/files/papers/Costs-of-War_Direct-War-Deaths_9-1-21.pdf)
Labor's Legal Leash
Occupational Licensing
Hours required to braid hair
AMA
Flight 328
The Machinery of Freedom
Kindergarten Kickbacks
https://www.influencewatch.org/labor-union/national-education-association-nea/
https://fee.org/articles/power-grab-how-the-national-education-association-is-betraying-our-children/
Judgemental Jab Jeopardy
FDA Delays Patients’ Access to a New Alzheimer’s TreatmentProfits and DrugsPrice Controls for Medicines Risk Harming InnovationA Blueprint for FDA ReformAn FDA Report Card
Imaginary Industry Ignition
That Which is Seen, and That Which is Not Seen
https://mises.org/articles-interest/which-seen-and-which-not-seen
https://www.aei.org/op-eds/the-beltways-energy-transition-relies-on-the-broken-window-fallacy/
Heavy-Handed Hijack
Basic EconomicsTaxation, Forced Labor, and TheftThe Ethics of Liberty
Grueling Gate Guardians
Real ID - bringing 2005 to you with a side of authoritarian inconvenience.
https://mises.org/mises-wire/real-id-not-about-keeping-you-safe
https://reason.com/2023/03/31/tsas-biometric-screening-may-not-be-optional-for-long/
Fundamentally Flawed Folks
From one ribbon cutting ceremony to the next, Public Choice explains why we can't have nice systems.
But don't take it from us, Mike Munger wrote the book on Public Choice
Is Capitalism Sustainable?
https://amzn.to/44uEtYl
https://rzadek.medium.com/mike-munger-is-taking-public-choice-seriously-e4832ffdd649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRNjQP3UuAY&ab_channel=AustralianTaxpayers%27Alliance
Erratic Expensive Efficiency
DOGE cuts violently, while congress spends more than ever.
https://reason.com/2025/03/12/the-houses-budget-bill-cuts-earmarks-but-spending-will-be-going-up-anyway/
https://thenewamerican.com/us/politics/trump-massie-feud-highlights-gop-refusal-to-get-serious-about-spending/
Damaging Duty Deals
This St. Patrick's day, remember: Tariffs are taxes.
https://reason.com/2025/03/15/pour-one-out-for-purchasing-power-this-st-patricks-day/
https://budgetlab.yale.edu/research/fiscal-economic-and-distributional-effects-20-tariffs-china-and-25-tariffs-canada-and-mexico
Coercive Constitutional Catastrophes
"Why, sometimes I’ve devalued six currencies before breakfast!" boasted the Mad Chairman, tipping his hat to the Fed's fine feast of fiscal folly.
Biannual Bureaucratic Blunder
D.S.T. is D.U.M.B.
https://www.standardtime.com/proposal.html
https://enddaylightsavingtime.org/
Absurd Authoritarian Antics
Hallucinations of Critical State Theory