Vintage Voorhees

Patriotic Productions has another inspiring Memorial Day weekend's worth of events set for you starting on Friday, May 22nd -- but only if a few hundred of us pitch in and help!

We talk with Bobby Farrelly about "Dumb and Dumber," John Hughes' influence, and his new film "Driver's Ed" (out this Friday).

A contentious and controversial Republican primary race for Secretary in State is coming down to the wire.  I talk with challenger Scott Petersen here; incumbent Bob Evnen talked with Jean Stothert afterwards (in a conversation that will be posted on the KFAB Comment Line podcast link on KFAB's site and here on iHeartRadio).

Ooh-de-Lally in Dundee is more than a restaurant, as you will find in this conversation here.  Then, Jimmy Failla joins us one more time before his Omaha comedy show this weekend.  Finally, Council Bluffs opts to send their homeless problem west across Bob the Bridge.

We started off with the best of intentions today, honoring an oft-forgotten population while also working in a reference to the George Michael song "I Want Your Sex."  Then, we moved on to my careless whispers about self-image, obesity or the lack thereof, designer babies, and more.

Very creative, Scott.  You put a dollar sign in place of the "s" in "gas."  No one has ever done that.  You hack.

And I'm serious about going to your private island with you.  HMU.

If you're looking for my comments on the latest attempt on the President's life, you'll find all of that under the "Nebraska's Morning News" podcast tab.  I wouldn't say I said too much too differently during today's "Vintage Voorhees" hour on that, so I'm finally getting around to posting Friday's show, which included cereal box toys, Dr. A.I., and Rhonda Shear of "USA's Up All Night" fame.

Also:  There might be a condom shortage!

We're offended by things the President says ... but have you seen the way we behave on social media, in public, and during the "Endless Shrimp" promotion?  Needing to calm down after that rant, I welcome "Arrested Development" star Judy Greer on to talk about her new film, "Mabel."

Also, we talk with the author of "Dad, Can You Not? A Dad's Guide to Being Less Cringey" in case anyone might need that help (not me, of course, but ... you know ... other dads).

Sounds like this judge in the "crazy knife lady" case surrendered, too.

Many criticized Gov. Pillen's response to what government can do about criminal mental health reform, but is he wrong?  Also, we talk to the author of the new book "RFK Jr: The Fall and Rise."

We put ourselves in the shoes of all involved in yesterday's disturbing incident at an Omaha Walmart.

Never a dull moment in the Trumposphere!

From Omaha ... to Lincoln ... to York ... all the way to Djibouti!

And -- everyone's favorite -- MASTERS UPDATES!

Iran gets the President's favorite time frame until Operation Epic'er Fury gets underway, gas prices are set by liars and thieves, and Ashley Davis relates how being in the White House on 9/11 led to her time with DHS and new book ("The Power Pivot").

As in, steak AND eggs, Trump AND Iran, kids AND social media, Stothert AND Ewing, AND more!

The President deploys the F-bomb to try to stop Iran, the US pulls off a daring rescue of an airman, the space toilet is clogged with frozen waste, actor Ray McKinnon ("Ford vs Ferrari," "O Brother Where Art Thou") re-releases a couple of projects very special to him, and more.

I started today's show with a recap of the President's speech on Iran last night, but so much of that was covered over on today's Nebraska's Morning News podcast link (titled "Two Weeks to Flatten Iran"), so here are the things we deemed it necessary to discuss later in the show: Hose spiders, anti-gravity sperm, and your immature gmail handle.

"We're having fun this morning."

Jaden Ivey is no longer a Chicago Bull, because he spoke out against the NBA's "Pride Month" promotions.  But is is really that simple?  Also, we talk about Bob Costas giving CNN more than they bargained for in a conversation about the Olympic trans-ban, $900 car payments, and more!

Let's look at the reasons why the people who always hate Trump needed to go out this weekend to let us know they still hate Trump.

The cabbie-turned-comic and FOX personality joins us ahead of his show at The Astro on May 9th.

I know, but there are so many things that need to be yelled: We're getting swallowed up by a new sinkhole, there are guys driving around that want to put you on a t-shirt, and MISS TESCMACHER!!!!

The breaking news about Creighton's basketball coach interrupted our RIVETING diving board conversation!

Sean Callahan checks in from a joyous scene in OKC, Cassandra tells us a knock-knock joke, and Lucy is ready to knock-knock me out because I'm just talking about basketball all morning (that is, until we get the news about Chuck Norris!).

It took a long time, but Creighton finally allowed Turning Point USA back on campus.  Meet their new president, Emma Smith.

KFAB's Husker Insider Sean Callahan checks in from a sea of red (scarlet, not crimson) in Oklahoma.

2026 Update: Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be lawyers.

Where does Omaha rank in best St. Patty's cities, what's the latest on the wildfires, and why did our teachers make us watch the horrifying "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" movie?

If this is the Best Picture the world has to offer, what does that say about us?!?

"THERE'S NOTHING HERE TO EAT!"

The founder of the Global Faith Institute who fled a strict Islamic regime provides his perspective on whether the Iranian people want freedom -- and whether the same can be said for the growing number of Americans who want socialism.