The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists: Jurassic Park & Prehistoric Fiction
From Jurassic Park to Jules Verne, Roland Squire explores how dinosaurs captured human imagination across 200 years of fiction. Season 2 — Stones to Stories — traces prehistoric literature from Victorian fossil hunters to Cold War science fiction, taking in Michael Crichton, Arthur Conan Doyle, and beyond. For fans of Jurassic Park, dinosaurs, natural history, and the books that put teeth into deep time.
Monsters & Myths with Natalie Lawrence (Author of Enchanted Creatures)
While I’m ensconced in the maintenance shed getting ready for the next few episodes I’m going to bring you my extended interview with Natalie Lawrence. In it we talk about her love for the Pangolin and Richard Owen’s fascination with the Aye-Aye.
Enchanted Creatures
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Links
Mark Witton: Unicorns, dragons, monsters and giants https://markwitton-com.blogspot.com/2018/04/unicorns-dragons-monsters-and-giants.html?m=1
Richard Owen and the Aye-Aye
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Living Dinosaurs, Cryptids and Michael Crichton’s Congo with Eddie Guimont
You're in a canoe, sweating in thick jungle heat, and something enormous stirs in the water ahead. That's the mood pulling us into Mokele-mbembe, the legendary "living dinosaur" of Central Africa, and the bigger question we can't stop circling: why do we keep needing monsters, especially when the world feels like it's running out of mysteries?
I'm joined by historian Eddie Guimont, whose research into dinosaur hunting, lost cities and conspiracy culture shows how cryptozoology ties into colonial exploration, museum prestige and the politics of who gets to call something a discovery. We talk about the okapi...
Celebrating Sam Neill with James Mottram
How did a self-described character actor become the beating heart of the biggest film franchise on Earth? At the beginning of July we lost our dinosaur man, Dr Alan Grant himself, Sam Neill. This is an episode I never expected to make, but I could not let the moment pass without turning a very sad event into a celebration of a remarkable life and career.
I am joined by James Mottram, author of the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World Ultimate Visual Histories and the Jurassic Park script book. James interviewed Sam Neill a handful of times...
Hey Roland! - Gareth Leaves The Island, DinoCon Debrief and Sam Neill Tribute
Who should direct the next Jurassic film now that Gareth Edwards has walked away? In this free sample of Hey, Roland!, the monthly bonus show for subscribers, I work through the director shortlist name by name, report back from DinoCon 2026 in Birmingham, and set up next week's very special tribute to Sam Neill with James Mottram.
I also want your voice on that tribute episode. Tap the Fan Mail link at the bottom of these show notes and leave me your memories of Sam Neill, Jurassic or otherwise, and I will share them on the show.
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The Lost World (1912) by Arthur Conan Doyle with Richard Fallon
In 1912 Arthur Conan Doyle dragged four men to the far edge of the map and brought Dinosaurs back to reality! The Lost World is the first major work to put dinosaurs, rather than marine reptiles, at the centre of prehistoric fiction, and it remains the book that comes out on top whenever I ask a guest for their favourite.
I am joined by Richard Fallon, research associate in natural history humanities at the Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences in Cambridge, author of Contesting Earth’s History and currently editing a new scholarly edition of the novel. He ha...
Sea Dragons And Second Chances with Matthew Myerscough
Can searching the rocks for sea dragons bring you back from the worst day of your life? In this week's episode I swap the underground for the shoreline with fossil hunter Matthew Myerscough, whose story starts with an avalanche on Yr Wyddfa and leads to the ancient seas of the Severn shores. Along the way we talk about Mary Anning and the two kinds of time travel, a plesiosaur paddle rescued from a Somerset boulder in fifteen pieces, and the fifty million dollar T. rex that sold at auction the very day we recorded.
For the first...
Journey to the Centre of the Earth (1864) by Jules Verne with Cian Gill
In this weeks episode I head underground with The Lost Valley’s Cian Gill to trace how Jules Verne turns geology, ciphers and sheer wonder became the template for every lost world adventure. Along the way we talk about deep time dread, dodgy Victorian translations, and the sea-dragon spectacle that still makes modern monster stories work.
Guests
Cian Gill
@the.lost.valley
Congo Book Episode
Congo Movie Episode
The Book
Journey to the Centre of the...
The History of Science Fiction with professor and author Adam Roberts
Dinosaurs are real, which is exactly why they are so hard to write. Humans never lived alongside them, so any prehistoric fiction that wants characters, conflict, and drama has to cheat time, bend geography, or invent new science. I’m joined by Adam Roberts, professor of nineteenth-century literature at Royal Holloway and a leading critic of science fiction, to unpack how writers solve that problem and what those solutions reveal about our fears and fantasies.
The Book List:
Jules Verne – Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Arthur Conan Doyle – The Lost World<...
Inside London’s Natural History Museum
The Natural History Museum is the most visited attraction in the UK, and almost nobody looks up.
In this episode I walk through the museum as two things at once: a beloved London landmark, and a working scientific institution with hundreds of researchers behind the galleries. We start in the cathedral-like main hall and work outward, taking in the terracotta animals hidden in the stonework, the Darwin myths that refuse to die, Hope the blue whale, and Dippy the Diplodocus, whose arrival in 1905 kicked off British dinosaur fever.
Along the way we get into Hans...
The Crystal Palace Dinosaurs with Mark Witton
Plymouth, summer of 1841. Richard Owen stepped before the British Association for the Advancement of Science and coined a word that would reshape our understanding of the deep past: Dinosauria. This episode follows that word from Owen’s meeting hall to South London, where sculptor Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins turned fragmentary bones into life-size stone giants.
I am joined by palaeoartist and author Mark Witton for a conversation about the history of the site and then Friends of Crystal Palace Dinosaurs trustee Andrew Brady, and Jurassic Outpost’s Caleb Burnett and I go for a walk through the world’s oldest...
Before the Word “Dinosaur” with Natalie Lawrence (author of Enchanted Creatures)
Charles Dickens opened Bleak House with a megalosaurus waddling up Holborn Hill. This episode traces the stories we told about the bones in the rock before we knew what they were. I’m joined by Bexhill Museum curator Julian Porter and author Natalie Lawrence.
For the extended interview with Natalie Lawrence, you can hear it by subscribing to the Plus version of the podcast in Apple Podcasts or clicking the ‘support the show’ link below.
A huge thank you to Guy Adams for the opening narration!
Guests
Julian Porter...
Road To Rebirth: The Film Episodes
Before Season 2 begins, here’s every film episode from Season 1 in one place!
Season 1 of The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists was called Road to Rebirth. Over the course of the season, we worked our way through all seven Jurassic films, from Spielberg’s original in 1993 to Jurassic World Rebirth in 2025.
This compilation brings together all seven film episodes as a single listen. Perfect for catching up before Stones to Stories begins on 3rd June, or for new listeners wanting to understand where the show came from.
Episodes included: Jurassic Park (1993) with Derrick...
Stones To Stories: The Book List
Thirteen books, two hundred years, and one question: how did we get from fossils in the rock to dinosaurs on the page?
This is the opening episode of Season 2 of The Pirates Don’t Eat The Tourists. The season is called Stones to Stories, and it traces prehistoric fiction from Victorian fossil folklore through pulp adventure to alien planets full of dinosaurs.
Here is the reading list the season is built on:
Jules Verne, Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Arthur Conan Doyle, The Lost World
Edgar Ri...
What Jurassic Can Learn from Star Wars with Mark Newbold (FanthaTracks)
What can Jurassic learn from Star Wars? Would Jurassic work as a TV show or would it loose it’s special cinematic exclusivity?
All of these questions and more are discussed in today’s special episode with my wonderful guest Mark Newbold!
If you want to follow Mark’s work then please head to @prefect_timing on Instagram and visit FanthaTracks.com
Here is also a link to Mark’s interview with David Vickery for ILM.com - https://www.ilm.com/jurassic-world-rebirth-david-vickery-interview-ilm/
I will be back in a couple of weeks for...
Jurassic 2025 - End of Year Special with Tom Jurassic and Conor O’Keeffe
To round out the year and to launch the brand new podcast look and name I am joined by Conor O’Keeffe and Tom Jurassic to chat all things Jurassic’25.
Tune in next week for part 2 with my interview with journalist Mark Newbold and a tease about the new upcoming 2026 season.
Thanks for all the support in 2025 and Happy New Year!
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The “Final Episode” with (nearly) everyone
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Hello!
I’m here with the ‘final episode’ of ‘Road to Rebirth’. Thank you all so much for listening along.
Stay tuned for future announcements!
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) SPOILER Review with Derrick Davis and James Mottram
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It’s finally here!
Grab a Snickers, some Doritos and a can of Dr.Pepper and listen to our Spoiler review of ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’
You can find more about Derrick and his fantastic book, ‘Invertiverse’ at derrickdavismedia.com
And more on British Cinematographers Magazine here (James’s interview with ‘Rebirth’ cinematographer John Mathiseon is in July’s issue)
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Jurassic Graphics with Matthew Clark (Lead Graphic Designer for ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’)
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Today I am joined by the Lead Graphic Designer of ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, Matthew Clark, as we discuss the visual world building in the original 1993 movie.
The conversation has made me see this film I love and have watched multiple times in a new light.
If you want to follow Matthew and see some behind the scenes pictures from the new film then you can find him on Instagram here:
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The Creators of The New Jurassic Era with James Mottram
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Happy Rebirth Release Day!
I’m very excited to bring you my interview author of 3 behind the scenes ‘Jurassic’ books - James Mottram.
We recorded this before I’d seen the film but after he’d seen it for the first time so this is spoiler free.
We don’t just talk about Rebirth we also dig into how he came to create those books and we talk about our overall...
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) SPOILER FREE Review
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We’ve made it!
In 2 days time the film will be released and we will officially have a new film to explore.
I was lucky enough to see it early and today I’m bringing you my spoiler free first impressions.
If you don’t want to listen yet that’s fine I won’t be offended.
All I will say is make sure you see this on the bigge...
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) with Jack Ewins and Sam Phillips
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We’ve made it!
2022’s ‘Jurassic World Dominion’ was heralded as the end of the Jurassic Era bringing back the original Big Three Sam Neil, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum but did the series have anything new to say?
Locusts anyone?
In this fun and revealing conversation, Sam and Jack who both worked on the viral marketing for Dominion, share their behind the scenes stories and theorie...
7 Questions Jurassic World Rebirth Needs to Answer
We're two days away from Jurassic World Rebirth and I've got questions.
In this short solo episode I work through exactly what I need from this film — the hopes, the anxieties, and what it would actually take for Jurassic to feel genuinely exciting again.
Nine minutes. No guest. Just me, before it's too late to speculate.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) with Samantha Endres
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Fallen Kingdom is the gothic sheep of the family. It continues to divide fans but since its release is it well worth a rewatch?
In this episode I'm joined by the fantastic Samantha Endres from ‘Jurassic Outpost’
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Jurassic World (2015) with Brad Jost (The Jurassic Park Podcast)
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In 2015 ‘Jurassic World’ roared into cinemas and audiences turned out in their droves to see it.
Now as we embark on a brand new story it’s time to look back at the last 10 years of a film that changed a the brand from ‘Jurassic Park’ to ‘Jurassic World’
Joining me is host and genuinely lovely human Brad Jost. We chat about all our thoughts on the film and how it’s been for him...
What Jurassic Park Got Right (and Wrong) About Dinosaurs — with Conor O'Keeffe (Museum Educator)
How accurate are the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park? Conor O'Keeffe works in museum education and spends his days answering exactly that question for the public.
We go through the franchise's most iconic animals, dig into the real science behind them, and explore the surprisingly dramatic history of palaeontology itself. Conor also has a suggestion for a future Jurassic scene that I haven't been able to stop thinking about.
Find Conor at @conorontology on Instagram and Blue Sky.
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<...Welcome to Jurassic Universe with Tom Jurassic
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The Jurassic Franchise might not be the ‘everything is connected’ style of series like Marvel or Star Wars but there are looks of interesting expanded media that have been created.
Me and @Tom_Jurassic dig into all of the stuff that’s out there. We also talk about canon in general and what we would love to see from a spin off show!
Tom’s ‘Tales from a Jurassic World’ returns for its...
Jurassic World Rebirth - FINAL TRAILER Reaction!
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It's here!
I've literally just thrown this together and got it out to you.
Let me know your favourite scenes over on my Instagram @roadtorebirthpod
New full episode with Tom Jurassic coming tomorrow evening
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Jurassic Themes of John Williams with Neil Brand (Broadcaster & Film Composer)
This week I’m excited to bring you an episode all about the wonder of John Williams.
Joining me is composer, pianist, writer and broadcaster Neil Brand.
We discuss Williams' influence on film music, the collaboration between Williams and director Steven Spielberg over the years, and the thematic elements of wonder and life present in the score for ‘Jurassic Park’.
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and Threads
And please visit his website here: www.neilbrand.com
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Ten Years of Jurassic Fandom with Steven Ray Morris (See Jurassic Right)
Steven Ray Morris has spent ten years hosting See Jurassic Right — one of the longest-running Jurassic podcasts around. In this episode he joins me to talk about what keeps a fandom alive, his own journey into podcasting, and his hottest Jurassic takes.
We swap series rankings, debate what Gareth Edwards brings to the franchise, and Steven shares some of the best fan stories he has collected over a decade of conversations.
Find Steven and See Jurassic Right on Apple Podcasts | @stevenraymorris | @seejurassicright
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Jurassic Park 3 (2001) with Daniel Stephen (Stuck On Sorna)
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Are you ready for a #SpinosaurusSummer?
In 1998 the fact that there would be a Jurassic Park 3 was almost a mere formality however what the story would be was far from certain.
This week I’m joined by Daniel Stephen the host and creator of the amazing ‘Stuck on Sorna’ podcast to dissect one of the most talked about films in the series.
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) with Caleb Burnett (Jurassic Outpost)
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1993 was a huge year for Steven Speilberg. He released 'Jurassic Park' and 'Schindler's List' to great critical and commercial success. He took a few years off but he couldn't stop thinking about returning to the world of the dinosaurs
This week I sit down with composer Caleb Burnett and discuss our memories of seeing the film for the first time, the playstation video game and of course John Williams's amaz...
The Lost World: A Novel (1995) with Guy Adams and James Lovegrove
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I think genius of Michael Crichton lies not in his warmth but in his coldness – the clinical precision with which he constructed scientifically plausible nightmares that became billion-dollar franchises.
Speaking with authors Guy Adams and James Lovegrove, I explore how Crichton – the Harvard-educated doctor turned novelist – approached storytelling like a surgical procedure, meticulously researching cutting-edge science and reducing his sleep hours as deadlines approached. This methodical approach yielded novels with remar...
Jurassic Park (1993) with Derrick Davis (Jurassic Time)
If you are as excited as I am about Jurassic World Rebirth which is releasing this summer this is the podcast for you. Each week in the lead up to the film I am going to be sitting down with a guest to discuss an entry or aspect of the Jurassic franchise.
This is episode two and it’s all about ‘Jurassic Park’, the Oscar winning 1993 film that launched a billion dollar franchise.
We talk about our first experiences of seeing the film and Derrick gives a very detailed history of the various drafts the scripts w...
Jurassic Park : A Novel (1990) with James Lovegrove
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If you are as excited as I am about Jurassic World Rebirth which is releasing this summer this is the podcast for you. Each week in the lead up to the film I am going to be sitting down with a guest to discuss an entry or aspect of the Jurassic franchise.
This is episode one and it’s all about Michael Crichton’s original ‘Jurassic Park’ novel from 1990 and my guest...
Road to Rebirth Trailer
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Do you remember the first time you saw a dinosaur?
The first episode of Road to Rebirth lands on the 9th April.
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