3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Hello!

We have a lively chat about the hosts of Ready, Steady, Cook!, Kayla is very rude at Oliver’s beautiful haiku, and a deep chat about memory and space. Honestly, this is a wild episode.

Seeya!

WHAT?!

This is an eyes closed episode. Our eyes are closed but yours don’t have to be. Witnessing a baby become a real person. And the conundrum of t-shirts in the modern world.

Oh. Bye!

Huh?

We plan to do a completely eye-contact-less episode, a bench for the people is a bench for the mensch (if you know you know), and Oliver finds out who the heck Peter Combe is.

Hmm?

References:

Peter Combe 

Franklin

Hup!

Kayla answers one of the biggest questions in the whole world, we really don’t know anything about water beds (but come up with a sweet option), and we don’t want a warm toilet seat. EVER.

Hup hup!

Hi! Yay!

We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog.

Bye! Nay!

Heyo!

Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days.

Bye… now!

Hi!

It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat.

BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi!

Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people.

BYE.

Hi!

50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on!

Bye!!!!!!!

Hi!

We do Menelaus in the style of Hamilton and it’s really great, Kayla does Moccona’s in Melbourne (not because of alliteration though), and what would become if we merged into one being?

Bye?

Hi!

We’ve got a bunch of ASMR. It’s really good stuff. Kayla has the neck of a skinny legend. And Kayla can NOT stop writing lists.

Bye!

Welcome!

Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition.

Thanks for stopping by!

Ready for a Turt?

Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive.

Turt happens!

References:

Crush

Heyo mayo!

All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends.

Byeo myeo!

Hi!

A shoe size fact that will BLOW YOUR MIND, the local food joints in Sydney, and a new superhero to join the Mystery Men.

Seeya!

References:

Mystery Men

Heyyyyyo!!!

Bella went a little bonkers (existential crisis), Kayla’s freaking hot house, and Bella’s been busy photocopying.

Byeoooo!!!

References:

Liar Liar

Hi!

Maybe the typing has become worse at Oliver, friendship, memories, gull, and a bunch of stuff about Werner Herzog’s wife.

Bye!

Wowee!

Kayla does not want a human worm, for once we come up with a new word (something we’ve never done before), and the lengths Oliver will go to to not be embarrassed.

Byee!

Hullo!

Kayz is causing problems in a marriage, Oliver hasn’t been to Spain but he hasn’t been been to Portugal, and we’re back to discussions about lists.

Seeya!

Hi!

Not a worry about not knowing the songs that Christina Ricci has made, Oliver wants to drink beaver water, and Kayla gets actually furious.

Bye… BYE!!!

Yes please!

My echo is a groovy German dude, Kayla owns Oliver’s whole stupid head, and sometimes you have to say one thing to say what is opposite.

No thanks!

Well well well, we did it!

Happy 400 to all those who celebrate.

We have a special treat for you in this one.
Please enjoy our review of the tasty goods from our favourite place, Cheaper Buy Miles.

Below is our sure fire, all bases covered, best food rating system.

Ily mums and birds

Wowee!!

A little something about a little ham and cheese, Kayla thinks Oliver’s haiku is about Donkey Kong, and a concept for a new segment!

Wewoo!

Hello!

Giving ourselves wedgies just to feel something, all the wet places of a childhood summer, and dodecapalindrome.

Bye!

Tu-tu-tuesday!

Cheers to all the big ears, Kayla would get chest tattoos of Oliver’s, and the hopes of a child for icecream before dinner.

B-b-bye!

You’re doing great!

We’re stuffed and leaky, Jordan can’t tell the difference between Bella and Kayla, and the sound of 1000 rhinoceroses.

Keep up the good work!

Hi hi!

A winning in the futsal, all the things that garlic could go with, and we hope all the dads got everything they wanted.

Bye bye!

Must be nice!

Oliver didn’t have possums in the walls, we don’t know how to sate a hunger when you don’t even want anything to eat, and Oliver would look like a princess on the back of a worm.

Was quite nice!

Hey friend

Oliver is a true blue having a talking event with his mates. Kayla and Oliver have both been to KFC. We are SICK of having to cook a meal EVERY DAY? Who made that a rule?!

Miss u, luv u

Bye friend

Hiya!

Hurting the hand that does it, second-hand dreading the interaction, and we try to figure out how mothballs on a slide would go.

Biya!

Hello!

We’re back in the saddle, Oliver creates a wonderful world with one noise, and the gays rule this house.

Bye!

References:

Morse Code

Hello!

We are The Scatmen, the Bratwurst was snucken back to 1330, and they should make the names of muscles more fun.

Bye!

References:

Scatman

Bones!

We think spoons are kinda cool, Kayla learns what the kitchen sink is, and Oliver wouldn’t say a rabbit hole is really well ventilated.

Where are the bones?

Partay!

We’re gonna party really good, you won’t believe who’s in the follow up to The Passion of the Christ, and what happens to frog if frog hears classical music?

PARTAY!!!

References:

John Cena

It is Tuesday today.

Putting one finger out for the Queen, we don’t make time to do any of the tourist stuff in Melbourne, and the type of person they give the Sheriff role to.

Ah, that was a Tuesday.

Yahoo!!!

Oliver is most of the people in a hospital, Kayla would end up looking like a drowned cat (with many concussions), and Kayla isn’t a posh idiot.

Byehoo!!!

We did it!

We have a lot of sponsors, Oliver is having a bit of a crisis to be honest, and words that are warm joys (some physical and some metaphorical.)

It’s done!

Thursday!!!

Kayla is a thrilling nightmare at the cinema, the moist breath of a little bundle, and the Marvel Universe explains everything.

THURSDAY!!!!!!

Winning!

We talk about how our bones would be if we were werewolves, Kayla NEVER eats before swimming, and Kayla gets mad at Oliver’s haikus.

Won!

References:

Jensen Ackles 

Jane Goodall 

King Harald

Hi!

Is Jessica Frond us? Why is this car so long? And who invented the magazine? All these will be answered and more on today’s episode!

Bye!