Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter
E66 – So Anyway, I Start Dirgin’ (A6 Necrobinder Act 1 ft Ben)
This week, Charles teams up with Ben to challenge Jack’s authoritative hold on the podcast. Will their alliance – and a timely Dirge – be enough to defeat Vantom, or will a terrible internet connection be enough to end the Necrobinder? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4CBD9NMCQAAct: 1Ascension: 6Character: NecrobinderGuest: Ben
E65 – RIP Adrenaline (A1 Silent Act 3 ft Grant)
Will Jack, Charles, and Grant be able to (finally) conquer ascension 1 with the Silent? Will they be able to defeat the Doormaker if they literally take random cards that have nothing to do with each other? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 3Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant
E64 – The Fun One is the Responsible Choice (A1 Silent Act 2 ft Grant)
Jack, Charles, and Grant bring their strategy of zero synergy into act 2. Will it be enough for the Silent to defeat the Kaiser Crab, or will their random pile of cards fall flat? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 2Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant
E63 – There’s a Spire. YOU HAVE TO SLAY IT (A1 Silent Act 1 ft Grant)
Jack and Charles are joined once more by Grant to slay the first act of the spire with the last remaining character – the Silent. Will their bickering be their downfall, or will they somehow manage to slay the Vantom? Tune in to find out! Seed: HJXM8NXV00Act: 1Ascension: 1Character: SilentGuest: Grant
E62 – We’re Just Brute Force Jocks Now (A1 Ironclad Act 3)
Jack and Charles challenge the Queen, aided by a new favorite card. Will they make any correct decisions? Or will they always do everything they can to play Cascade for as much as possible? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 3Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad
E61 – This Doesn’t Even Seem Legal (A1 Ironclad Act 2)
Jack and Charles test the power of the Archaic Tooth in act 2! Will it be enough for the Ironclad to break The Insatiable, or will the sand wurm feast on their flesh? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 2Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad
E60 – Take Perfected Strike and Life is Easy (A1 Ironclad Act 1)
Jack and Charles enter once more into the spire, taking on act 1 with the Ironclad! Will stacking their deck with strikes pay off, or will the Ceremonial Beast bring their run to an early end? Tune in to find out! Seed: RNCDE7W9PFAct: 1Ascension: 1Character: Ironclad
E059 – The Defective Regent (A1 Defect Act 3)
Jack and Charles take on act 3 in a tour de force showing of man vs nature. Will they lead the Defective Regent to victory, or will Queen (and their allergies) defeat them? Tune in to find out! Seed: LV7QLPN9EAAct: 3Ascension: 1Character: Defect
E058 – They’re All Coming With Us! (A1 Defect Act 2)
Jack and Charles bring **progress** to the Defect, advancing their weaponry from feral (claws) to modern (a sword). Will it help them defeat act 2 and the Kaiser Crab, or will they just spend the whole episode fighting a single elite? Tune in to find out! Seed: LV7QLPN9EAAct: 2Ascension: 1Character: Defect
E057 – We’re Like Wolverine (A1 Defect Act 1)
Jack and Charles dive into act 1 with the brand new Defect! How will they use the Defect’s new tools to defeat the Soul Fysh? Tune in to find out! Seed: LV7QLPN9EAAct: 1Ascension: 1Character: Defect
E056 – New Guest Comin’ In (A1 Regent Act 3 ft Vakuu)
Jack and Charles are joined by an unexpected guest here in act 3! Will Vakuu help them defeat the Doormaker, or will his demonic influence spell doom for the Regent? Tune in to find out! Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 3Ascension: 1Character: RegentGuest: Vakuu
E055 – How Many Bulwarks is Too Many Bulwarks?? (A1 Regent Act 2)
Jack and Charles guide the Regent through act 2 and challenge the Knowledge Demon (“hate it hate it hate it”). Will their strategy of chaining Bulwarks offer them enough defense, or will their enemies break through their walls? Tune in to find out! Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 2Ascension: 1Character: Regent
E054 – Now We’re Gaming With Fire (A1 Regent Act 1)
Jack and Charles return from their spring break with the debut of The Regent Seed: K2KDEFRJA5Act: 1Ascension: 1Character: Regent
E053 – LET THE DAYS BE ENDED (Necrobinder Act 3)
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E052 – We’re Just Gonna Smack (Necrobinder Act 2)
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E051 – You’re Supposed to be Dead, You’re a Skeleton (Necrobinder Act 1)
Jack and Charles change things up and play a different game! Seed: 18CZ5G2BXCAct: 1Character: Necrobinder
E50 – Mad Chillin’, As They Say (A15 Watcher Act 2 ft. Austin)
Seed: 47FDCUTZITX37Act: 2Ascension: 15Character: DefectGuest: Austin
E49 – Maximum Greed (A15 Defect ft. Austin)
Jack and Charles, back in the saddle after their AI excursion, are joined by Austin! They brave the depths of Act 1 and face the Slime Boss with the Defect. Will their greedy playstyle pay off, or will the be max punished? Tune in to find out! Seed: 47FDCUTZITX37Act: 1Ascension: 15Character: DefectGuest: Austin
E048 – Do We Not Know How to Use the Tool (Watcher ft. AI)
Jack, Charles, and the AI are on their last legs. They dive into act 2 with the Watcher in an attempt to defeat the Collector. Will they finally manage to find victory, or will their infighting and crashing out be the end of them? Tune in to find out!
E047 – We Gotta File Some Bug Reports (A20 ft. AI)
Jack and Charles continue their Ironclad run and push the AI to its limits!
E046 – *random sound effects*(A20 ft. AI)
After upsetting the AI, causing it to malfunction, Jack and Charles unleash their powers of IT troubleshooting to revive their computerized companion. Will the fully rebooted machine prove it’s mastery or lead the boys to their digital doom!? Tune in to find out! Act: 2Ascension: 20Character: DefectGuest: AI
E045 – Who am I to Question our AI Overlords (A20 Defect Act 2 ft. AI)
Jack and Charles, joined by their newest guest, attempt to overcome act 2 and defeat the Collector. Will all their efforts to build an orb deck be rewarded? Will the artificial intelligence be victorious, or will it simply malfunction at the 11th hour? Tune in to find out!
E044 – BEEP BOOP BOP
Jack and Charles, fresh from a holiday break, are joined by a special guest for act 1 of the spire! Will their guest’s “clairvoyance” be enough to find victory on ascension 20? Tune in to find out!
E043 – Slow and Steady, Apparently
After a brief hiatus, Charles and Jack are back! The Ironclad and the Time Eater can finally resolve their long-standing feud, and Charles can (possibly) test his mettle against Act 4 and the Corrupt Heart. Will his first solo run without any help whatsoever be successful? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Date: 2025-12-02Act: 4Ascension: […]
E042 – Can’t Spell “Clash” Without “Clutch”
Charles leads the Ironclad’s charge into act 3! Will a clutch purchase at the shop help them against the Time Eater, or will his strategy clash with Jack’s and bring their run to an end? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Act: 3Ascension: 11Character: Ironclad
E041 – Charles in Charge of our Spire Slaughtering
Charles is once more in charge as he and Jack attempt to defeat act 2 with the Ironclad! Will he be forced to fall back to the patented “Jack method”? Will he prove his place as the greatest Slay the Spire player ever? Or will an endless stream of colossal blunders leave him dead at […]
E040 – You Ready to Feel Ultimate Disappointment?
For the first time, Charles takes the wheel, diving into act 1 with the Ironclad against the formidable Hexaghost Guardian! Will Charles be able to get past floor 1? Will Jack be able to keep his mouth closed? Will a single un-upgraded Rampage be enough damage to carry the entire act? Tune in to find […]
E039 – This is an Episode About Game Design
Jack and Charles allow themselves a brief respite from slaying the spire in order to audit their mods, discuss game design, and… throw shade at Toby Fox? Why would they do that? And who is “Party Brian”? Tune in to find out!
E038 – Omniscience Worship Omniscience Brilliance (Watcher Act 3 ft Humbledore)
Jack and Humbledore attempt to complete the mission they started last week and bring the Watcher to act 4. Will they be able to free Charles from the Time Eater’s clutches? Will they defeat the corrupt heart? Will Jack let anyone else get a word in edgewise? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 3Ascension: […]
E037 – Runic Dome Makes the Game Take For Freaking Ever (A15 Watcher Act 3 ft Humbledore)
Jack and Humbledore are joined by Charles in their attempt to defeat act 3 and the Time Eater. Will Runic Dome and Jack’s meticulous playstyle prove up to the task, or are they just “a match made in hell”? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 3Ascension: 15Character: WatcherGuest: Humbledore
E036 – Genius Jeff says “Rest is Best” (A15 Watcher Act 2 ft Humbledore)
Jack, Charles, and ‘Genius Jeff’ take on act 2 with the Watcher. Where will they land in the constant battle between Runic Dome and Lesson Learned? What’s best, smith or rest? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 2Ascension: 15Character: WatcherGuest: Humbledore
E035 – THE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING (A15 Watcher Act 1 ft Humbledore)
Jack and Charles are joined by Humbledore for this Watcher act 1 against the Guardian – and for the first time, they’re live on Twitch! Will the pressure of a “live audience” get to them? Will they experience any “technical difficulties”? Will they have an uphill battle against “the worst relic in the game”? Tune […]
E034 – Why am I Winning?! (A20 Silent Act 4 ft Grant)
Jack, Charles, Grant, and the Silent take on the ultimate challenge – the ascension 20 Corrupt Heart. Will Charles’ lackadaisical play style spell doom for them, or will it just cause Jack to start malding at how lucky they’ve been? Tune in to find out! Seed: 1HY7MFQ7DZ9RF Act: 4 Ascension: 20 Character: Silent Guest: Grant
E033 – Are We Cooked, Chat? (A20 Silent Act 3 ft Grant)
The gang attempts to defeat act 3 with the Silent. Which of their adversaries is the true villain of the episode? Donu and Deca The mystery second boss Charles Strange Spoon The milk industry Tune in to find out! Seed: 1HY7MFQ7DZ9RF Act: 3 Ascension: 20 Character: Silent Guest: Grant
E032 – We Have Eight Wrist Blades at Home (A20 Silent Act 2 ft Grant)
Tensions begin to rise as Jack, Charles, and Grant bring the Silent through act 2. Will the gang be cooked by Charles’ strategy of never considering their relics? Will Jack’s plan of actually playing correctly defeat the collector? How many Accuracies do you need to turn down a Wrist Blade? Tune in to find out! […]
E031 – Seeded Run, They’re Cheating! (A20 Silent Act 1 ft Grant)
Grant joins Jack and Charles once again, this time on the Silent! Will they be able to defeat act 1 and the Guardian on ascension 20, or will they have to… cheat? Tune in to find out! Seed: 1HY7MFQ7DZ9RF Act: 1 Ascension: 20 Character: Silent Guest: Grant
E030 – Could We Strategically Die? (A10 Watcher Act 3)
Jack and Charles bring a defense-light Watcher deck and some sloppy play into act 3. How many Lesson Learned kills can they forget before the Awakened One punishes them? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher
E029 – We Can Learn Our Lesson
Jack and Charles challenge act 2 with a somewhat unconventional Watcher deck. Will they be able to find some defensive options, or will the Bronze Automaton teach them a lesson? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher
E028 – Googlin’ It Up!
Jack and Charles embark on another Watcher run. Despite a total lack of defensive options and a disagreement on the aesthetics of the spire, they challenge act 1 and the Slime Boss. Will they be successful? Has Charles finally lost his mind? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4M1INQLA5KMNL Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Watcher
E027 – You Need to Make Your Deck Worse
The gang rolls through to act 4 with the Silent and definitely only a single copy of After Image. Will it be enough to defeat the Corrupt Heart? Will it take long enough to constitute an entire “episode”? Tune in to find out! Seed: 56WV71XY939JM Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Silent Guest: Mello
