Saturday Morning Spire Slaughter
E021 – It’s Pride Month, You’re Experimenting
Jack and Charles challenge act 2 with the Ironclad and a deck of freshly-transformed cards. Will their new strategy of experimentation be enough to defeat the collector? Will a second Reaper be enough to keep them alive? Will Jack use Combust to waste every Centennial Puzzle trigger? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: […]
E020 – It’s All About Being Queer
Jack and Charles celebrate June by starting an Ironclad run with a pride-inspired relic! Will their unique deck be able to defeat the Slime Boss, or will their lack of synergies and nonconformity do them in? Tune in to find out! Seed: 8R3YI41I16C0 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Prismatic Ironclad
E019 – yeS, hYbErBeAM ‘eM!
Jack and Charles – for the first time – attempt to traverse act 4 and slay the Corrupt Heart! Will Charles’ desire to play Hyperbeam be their downfall, or will it be Jack’s insistence on playing Meteor Strike? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 4 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect
E018 – Echo Form is Like a Drug, Man
Donu and Deca await the Defect at the end of act 3. Will ten stacks of Echo Form be enough to outscale them? What about a dozen Creative AIs? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 3 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect
E017 – Double Doubled Energy… Because of Unceasing Top
Jack and Charles attempt to harness the power of the mythical Unceasing Top here in act 2! Will their unceasing Defect manage to slay the Champ, or will they need to find salvation in some other… Form…? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2ZV05PHZQJDDB Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Defect
E016 – Boom! Hyperbeam!
Jack and Charles lead the Defect into act 1 once more. But this time, instead of orbs, they’re hoping that a more blunt instrument will help them defeat the Hexaghost. Will they blast through the Spire, or will their loss of focus be too great to overcome? Tune in to find out! Act: 1 Ascension: […]
E015 – I Paid for an Infinite(feat. Grant)
Led by all-star powerhouses Corruption and Brutality – together at last – this Ironclad deck is ready to take on act 3 and destroy Donu and Deca. Will they ever manage to assemble the proper infinite they paid so dearly for, or will they have to settle for a Ritual Dagger kill? Tune in to […]
E014 – Leave Dead Branch, See Corruption in the Next Card Reward (feat. Grant)
Jack, Charles, and Grant delve into the second act of the spire with the Ironclad. Will they forever regret not taking Brutality, or will they manage to defeat the Champ? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 2 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant
E013 – I Thought the Fights were Supposed to get Hard (feat. Grant)
Jack and Charles are joined by their first guest, Grant! Will his presence help the Ironclad defeat Act 1, or will Grant’s insistence that they play on Ascension 10 give Hexaghost the edge? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I5DEBAZMRLN5 Act: 1 Ascension: 10 Character: Ironclad Guest: Grant
E012 – Prostrate Rules
Jack and Charles attempt to guide the Watcher through act 3 and slay Donu and Deca. But there are still a few open questions – will they pick Prostrate? Will they play Prostrate? Prostrate? PROSTRATE?! Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher
E011 – I LIKE KILLING
With the Bronze Automaton waiting at the end of act 2, Jack and Charles set out with a handful of attacks and little else. Will the Watcher’s divine power be enough to defeat their enemies, even without the ability to block? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher
E010 – I Wonder If We Can Kill Him on Turn One
Jack and Charles enter the first act and challenge the Hexaghost with the final character, the Watcher! With an assist from Neow, they get six free turn-one kills. Wait, how many charges does Neow’s Lament have again? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4I6IG1L6W98JW Act: 1 Ascension: 1 Character: Watcher
E009 – Did Genetic Algorithm Even Do Anything For Us?
Jack and Charles team up with their onetime enemy, Strange Spoon, to take on the third act of the spire with the Defect! Will they defeat the Awakened One, or will they get too bogged down by side quests like Genetic Algorithm and Inserter? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 3 Ascension: 1 […]
E008 – Glashe it up!
Jack and Charles head into act two and build an “icy Defect that’s just blocking everything”, and Jack reveals his secret love affair with Coolheaded! Will the Collector – and her minions – be able to break through their frosty exterior? Tune in to find out! Seed: 46TQG6YX13HIA Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Defect
E007 – Rags to Riches, Baby!
After spending all of their money in the first shop of act one, Jack and Charles manage to bring their defensive Defect deck back into the ranks of the wealthy elite. Will their reclaimed riches, along with an excess of scroll wheel sounds, be enough to defeat the Slime Boss? Tune in to find out! […]
E006 – That was the Boss? No…
Jack and Charles cruise through act three with their Silent shiv deck, despite their best attempts to change course and build a discard deck. Will Charles even notice when they fight Donu and Deca? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 3 Ascension: 1 Character: Silent
E005 – Who Needs Max Health?
It’s time for act two with the Silent, but this time with some extra stipulations. Jack and Charles, for some reason, have taken it upon themselves to reduce their max health as far as possible. Is this strange strategy the key to defeating the Bronze Automaton? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 2 […]
E004 – Wrist Blade, My Darling
It’s time for Jack and Charles to take on the challenges of act one with the Silent. They are many, and they are unforgiving – Gremlin Nob, Slime Boss, even Jack’s terrible microphone. Will a floor-two Accuracy be enough to dispatch them? Tune in to find out! Seed: 3H6SYZYM11RXQ Act: 1 Ascension: 1 Character: Silent
E003 – Why Did You Do This To Me, Spoon?
Having claimed the spoils of the last act in the form of Corruption, Jack and Charles are feeling confident in their chances this week. While the Awakened One awaits at the end of act three, a surprise foe is much closer. Will the chaotic meddling of the Strange Spoon be enough to defeat the Ironclad, […]
E002 – It’s Just Chaotic, I Love It
Rather than limiting themselves to a single deck here in act two, Jack and Charles decide to build a completely different deck in each and every combat! Will their hodge-podge of random Ironclad cards be enough to defeat the Collector? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4EYAKW09QFIUW Act: 2 Ascension: 1 Character: Ironclad
E001 – Building Not-a-Very-Good Deck
Jumping in with the Ironclad, Jack and Charles, along with their new co-host Sword Boomerang, start on their first attempt to slay the spire! Will they make their way through act one and kill the Slime Boss, or will they be the ones slaughtered? Tune in to find out! Details Seed: 4EYAKW09QFIUW Act: 1 Ascension: […]
