Shame On Me

Welcome back, listeners! A day late and a dollar short, Shame On Me is your best source of pre-midterm election information and hot takes! Janot and Jimi get into it adn discuss the political landscape and prevailing opinions, and make their final wagers for how democracy shakes out for their neighbours down south. While the episode will be published after election night, tune in to Shame On Me for your last look at the pre-midterm world!

Welcome back, listeners! Things are really heating up on the podcast. Physically hot for one of our co-hosts, and it's hard not to get hard with all the unsolicited advice for being a better lover than your girlfriend's toxic ex. The spirits have weighed in, are you buying what they're selling?

Welcome back, listeners! If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: let Jimi and Janot COOK! We may just have a format on our hands, folks. Talk shit about our lives and then talk shit about other people's loves. For Reddit stories, Jimi believes that Janot always takes the side against the man in the situation, but get in the comments and let him know if you agree.

Drud... is out.

Welcome back, listeners! It's all about honesty and vulnerability isn't it? So Jimi can admit it probably wasn't his best, considering he forgot everything he was going to say right off the bat, but we can always rely on Janot, can't we? The good news is that Jimi's gonna have a killer round of truths and lies for ya next week, and Janot will probably come up with hers right before we start recording.

Drud knocks twice before entering a washroom.

Welcome back, listeners! Guys. I think we did it. I think we found the format. Two parts truths and lies, one part hysterical laughter, and the remaining parts getting on our soapboxes and disagreeing on power dynamics in reddit relationship posts.

Drud unaware of this.

Welcome back, listeners! This week Jimi and Janot complete the podcast's full transition to a football podcast! Hell, they might even get rid of the podcast in general and go straight to streaming while watching games! Wouldn't that be fun? This is a very good dynamic for Jimi because he has a special interest in football, but also doesn't like most other people's football opinions, so it's a good partnership. No spoilies for the episode other than all of the most juicy stuff from the weekend never actually made it into the episode. Sorry for being discerning about what...

Welcome back, listeners! This Thursday morning (3:00 AM for all of our east coast finance bros hitting their early morning workouts) is officially the SHORTEST episode of Shame On Me! But boy, is it packed with... normal stuff. Just when Janot thinks we'll miss a week of recording, we pull it out with time to spare. This week Jimi gets back from a wedding, Janot manages to come up with her truths and lies without much dead air, and... I'm sure other things happen too.

Drud knows about Janot now too. But does Drud know I still include...

Welcome back, listeners! Y'all get the privilege of listening to Janot while she's apparently on the brink of death. Seriously, I had to bump up her volume so much. But we'll go easy on her, because of the whole brink of death thing. She actually asked me tonight if I could fill in for her tomorrow, which just isn't an option.

Where was I? In this episode, things happen! Nothing much more than chit-chatting, but you do get a bit of a sneak peak into our collaborative relationship. I hope it's not too awkward for everyone. It's...

Welcome back, listeners! Today we delve into the world of magic, hitting a podcast record for the shortest episode to date. Fate and flatulence play a key role in this episode, not only giving your favourite co-hosts something to ponder and pester the spirits with, but leading to the abrupt ending of the episode as well. However, was it really the call of nature that ended the episode prematurely, or was it destiny due to Janot's required nuptial attendance? All's to say... some questions may never get their answer.

Answer to the question of "how is Drud...

Welcome back, listeners! Our names are Janot and Jimi, are you ok, are you ok?? Just when you think you can count on us for some emotional and mental stability, we switch it up and interrogate each other as well as Janot's commitment to the podcast.

Slightly concerned about Drud's commitment to the podcast.

Welcome back, listeners! All truths and lies this episode! Jimi's feeling a bit down on it, doesn't feel like he brought his A-game, but maybe this is just a learning experience that there are going to be times where the most important thing is that you show up. And that if you ever get the chance to take four firemen at a time, you take two in each hand.

Drud pro-fireman.

Welcome back, listeners! Well, this one got silly, folks. Truths and lies was a banger (for one of us) and we get to talk about Taylor Swift and your favourite husband and mine. Sometimes I fear I've lost my laugh, but this episode assuages that doubt.

Drud.

Welcome back, listeners! Jimi and Janot have Janot's future (stand-in) children in mind with this episode. Jimi provides heartwarming status updates on the warmth of Janot's marriage bed (where did you think you came from, kids??) for posterity should the weight of raising two (wonderful and spirited) children ever result in the exchange of their king sized bed for two twins. They also explore the topic of bullying and engage in some light roleplay to showcase their skills at rolling with the punches, or throwing them back.

Drud bullied off the podcast.

Welcome back, listeners! Janot's back from vacation that Jimi may or may not have been aware of. With two weeks away, the co-hosts with the mosts need a little bit of time to gaggle a bit, enjoying the heat of the summer and the heat of personal hells. Drink your water, have a snack, and let's make the journey together.

Drud used to the tropical weather.

Welcome back, listeners! Today's day of the word: equity. Yes. Equity. We gave you 100 women, and gosh darnit we're going to be giving you 100 men today. Did it come easier? Did it take less time? Is it even possible to fully divorce ourselves from one of the fabrics of society that is the patriarchy? As all good men say, "I don't know."

Drud, pro-man.

Welcome back, listeners! For those of you that don't know, women have been historically oppressed, especially within patriarchal power structures where masculinity is assigned inherent value over femininity. Therefore, it should be the practice of all well-meaning and feminist men to check-in with themselves at least once per quarter to ensure they are still capable of naming 100 women. Additionally, within these patriarchal societies, women may internalize the social construct of misogyny, and as such, should also participate in this ritual to cleanse themselves of the patriarchy.

Lock in, 100 women coming your way. Herstory never sounded so good. <...

Welcome back, listeners! Our relationships face their biggest test since the Newlyweds Game as Jimi and Janot consider if their love is strong enough to have a partner as a worm. Get wiggly with them as they explore the depths of love.

Drud would not love us if we were worms.

Welcome back, listeners! Sit back and relax as Jimi gets as close to ending it all as he's ever gotten. From having a crappy microphone to videos freezing to completely beefing this round of two truths and a lie, the audio quality is the only bad thing about this episode.

Drud confirmed to still be with her man.

Welcome back, listeners! This week we check in with each other, check in with our growing listener base, and check in with the spirits around a host of interesting, confusing, and enlightening relationship quandaries found in the cesspools of the internet.

Drud's relationship is... Page of Swords. The banter must be good.

Welcome, back listeners! We've made it to our 75th episode and loyal listeners will know that means QUARTER QUELL. In honour of the occasion, we've planned something very special:

Nothing special!

Why would we ever change up our winning formula just when we've started to hit a real groove? This one's specifically for those who describe their podcast interests as "two people sharing one train of thought." We meander more than the South Saskatchewan River, but always find some treasures along the way.

Drud lost in the wilderness. But I talked to Barbara...

Welcome back, listeners! I wonder... does anybody out there realize that no one is forcing Janot and I to do this? That we come to you, each week, heart in hand, baring our souls for your enjoyment? Modelling authenticity, vulnerability, and maybe some bitchiness just to prove to you that it's possible? Do you ever consider that? And we're doing it without even being famous. People normally get paid for this. Celebrated. And here we are, doing it for less than $2 USD every 3 months. And we love it.

Drud finding love in a hopeless place.

Oh, hi there. It's your favourite podcast host Janot here. Little peek behind the curtain, but Jimi usually does these things. But here I am, and I am feeling the pressure even though no one reads them (prove me wrong). This week, I make a bad joke (shame on me), Jimi is grateful (who is he?) and we play virtual catan while we record (and you can't even tell - just kidding).

I think that's all I have... But honestly, it's another great episode. It's almost like we've done this for over 73 hours.

Sincerely,

Welcome back, listeners! This week Janot and Jimi cosplay Noah's Ark as they brave the elements to bring you another harrowing episode (Jimi is the dove, Janot the crow). Your favourite J names spend over an hour jibber-jabbering, but have already received rave reviews from Producer Stefan (quote: I might actually listen to this one) on par with the likes of Saws 6 through 8. Leave a comment or like if you'd like Janot to watch a scary movie (as well as Blast from the Past).

Drud abstaining from giving reviews.

Welcome back, listeners! And welcome back Janot after her vacation out east! It's been a while since your favourite co-hosts have had time to yap, so we have a classic catch up waiting for you today!

Should try to catch up with Drud sometime.

Welcome back, listeners! The bros are reunited and even Janot was feeling in her divine masculine this episode! Our faithful followers will find out if Jimi and Janot can pull off a prank, and... wait a minute. I'm just realizing now that these motherfuckers not only had Mother's Day without me, but also went on a family vacation and I didn't even get an invite! Janot, I WALKED YOU DOWN THE AISLE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Drud was at the wedding! Remember?

This week, Jimi learns his lesson about giving babies crack and chooses to spare Janot from the depths of a new addiction. After grabbing some grub, they gab and goss as they wait for the next guest, coming soon.

Drud hopefully living their best life.

Welcome back, listeners! Previously on... Shame On Me! Jimi finds himself on the outs and on the Edge early on, while Janot's well insulated but incapable of voting correctly. How deep can these players dig to secure the one million dollar prize and title of Sole Survivor?

Drud eagerly waiting for Wednesday nights.

Previously on... Shame On Me! Your intrepid co-hosts embark on a harrowing journey of life, love, and loser bosses. This week their journey continues as they get thrown onto a deserted island where their only task is to survive. Join us as we simulate an epic season of Survivor, and stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.

Actually didn't even consider putting Drud onto the island, that's my bad.

Welcome back, listeners! Everything gets topsy turvy in this episode as only the most dedicated listeners will be privy to our two truths and a lie. The drama at work is never ending, so it's time for Jimi and Janot to consult the cards. Let's get into it.

Drud probably living her best life on the old team.

Welcome back, listeners!

The rules of two-person Cheat are simple:

Welcome back, listeners! Things start off tight as our couples and co-hosts enter into the second half of the Newlywed Game within a couple of points. Our questions start getting a bit spicier (with the exception of Janot putting her pants on backwards last time) and Janot can't stop sewering her loving and doting husband (who probably could be a better partner, apparently).

I think Drud is on vacation?

Welcome back, listeners! This week we bring you the first half of our Newlywed's Game where not only do our favourite lovebirds get pitted against each other to determine which couple knows each other best, but we also throw your favourite co-hosts in the mix to see if they can hold a candle to the fires of love. Find out how Janot puts on her pants every morning, the quickest way to get Jimi seeing red, and witness the berth of Janot and Jordan's next feud.

We aren't entirely sure if Drud is still in a relationship. <...

"How did recording go?"

"Good - didn't have anything planned, so it was just chit chat."

"Ah yeah, it was nice to just catch up?"

"Uuuuuuhhhh, I wouldn't say we did any catching up..."

That's right, listeners. If you couldn't tell by this dramatic retelling of my Kayla asking about this recording, you're in for an entire hour of arguably nothing of substance, but will still nourish the soul. Your favourite duo's back doing what they do best, turn dead air into alive air. Full air? Living air?

Drud...

Welcome back, listeners! On a scale from Jimi chewing ice all episode to the family friendliness of peeing in a pool, this episode falls smack dab in the middle. This week Jimi and Janot catch vibe into the most unhinged conversations recorded in 61 episodes. Hopefully this episode has you laughing at least 500 mL of tears to dilute 1 mL of piss.

Drud unfortunately not picking up good vibrations.

Y'all know the drill by now. We do truths and lies, we chat about the current state of our lives, and Jimi passes off Survivor observations he's already heard on other podcasts as his own. It's clearly working for us as we have one of the most loyal listener bases in the world.

Drud infamously not part of the listener base.

First off, everyone get in the comments to tell Janot how wrong she is that I forget to delete the clap HALF OF THE TIME. Craziest shit she's tried to peddle on this podcast since most of the 10 facts about Jimi.

This week, Janot apologizes for what she said to Jimi and touching Rue's poop with her hands, and we fill most of the episode talking about the premiere of Survivor 50. Everybody, drop your buffs.

Drud is unaware Survivor is still on.

I know we talked about that little shit-eating-grin of a gremlin on Love is Blind. And then there's at least an hour and fifteen minutes of other things.

Drud not mentioned. I know that much.

Welcome back, listeners! This week, the two truths and a lie point race heats up, and Jimi and Janot get a little bit closer to the dream podcast. Shame On Me isn’t on TikTok yet, but fortunately, the girls are and the hindsight is 20/20. By the end of the episode, your biggest question won’t be, “Oh my God, why did you stay?” or “Is Janot a girl’s girl?” but rather, “Were the peanuts packaged or loose?”

Drud pushed me into oncoming traffic.

When we book no guests for our gossip podcast, we end up just gossiping. Some would call it a catch up. Some would call it venting. I call it us at our best worst.

Drud did not place her bets.

Wheeze and Honk are back at it again. Only our most loyal of listeners will sit through 1.5 hours of half of a podcast not being able to talk. TWO WEEKS IN A ROW. Thank you loyal listeners. Or, sorry.

Anyway.

We still believe in masturbation. In a drive thru? On the beach? 10 feet off a forest path? While making tacos? Masturbation is beautiful. Until it isn't.

Buckle up for another episode that might get Janot and Jimi cancelled. This one is all explicit content, and has a trigger warning or two.

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