The Lame Dad Chronicles

The Turner family’s day at the county fair takes a wild turn when Dad’s over-the-top antics lead him from carnival games and haunted houses to an unexpected crisis on the Ferris wheel. Convinced he can save the day, Dad dives into detective mode, uncovering the mechanical issue that has everyone stranded mid-air. With his signature mix of lame humor and surprising ingenuity, Dad becomes the unexpected hero of the day. Packed with laughter, chaos, and heartwarming moments, this story proves that sometimes being lame is exactly what saves the day.

When the Turner family visits the Renaissance Festival, Dad transforms into “Sir Ted the Bold,” ready to embrace medieval life in the cringiest way possible. From jousting tournaments to sword fights, Dad’s over-the-top antics have Ellie and Jake hiding their faces.

When the kids spot a strange new star in the sky, Dad’s wild theories lead them on a journey of galactic proportions. But what secrets does the midnight star truly hold?

Armed with a photocopied treasure map, Dad leads the Turner family on an epic adventure to uncover a hidden treasure. From solving riddles at Echo Ridge to crossing rivers in search of the ultimate prize, the Turners navigate twists, turns, and plenty of Dad’s over-the-top antics. But what they find at the end of their journey is more surprising—and heartfelt—than anyone could have imagined. Adventure, mystery, and plenty of laughs await in this unforgettable conclusion to the Library Heist!

A mysterious fruitcake arrives in the mail, and Dad is determined to get to the bottom of it. Was it a harmless holiday gift? A prank? Or something far more sinister? With outrageous theories and a surprising twist, Dad’s quest to uncover the truth proves that nothing is too small to be a case for Detective Dad.

When a rainy day drives the Turners to the local library, Dad stumbles upon a dusty old book filled with mysterious handwritten notes and what appears to be a treasure map. But when the librarian refuses to let him check it out, Dad hatches a harebrained plan to “borrow” it anyway—setting off a hilarious chain of events that leaves the whole family caught in a high-stakes (and high-embarrassment) escapade. Can Detective Dad crack the mystery of the map without getting permanently banned from the library?

Every superhero has an origin story, and Lame Dad is no different. Travel back to the days of diapers, chaos, and Dad’s epiphany when he realized that being lame was his superpower.

When the school mascot goes missing before the big game, Detective Dad springs into action. With his wild theories and quirky tactics, can he solve the case in time?

When strange sounds echo through the Turner house in the dead of night, Dad is convinced it's no ordinary glitch—it's a sentient AI trapped in their home network! Armed with his trusty fedora, a flashlight, and Rocky the raccoon, Dad leads the family on a wild, hilarious adventure to uncover the truth. Can they free the mysterious entity without unleashing chaos, or will their smart home outsmart them? Get ready for laughs, late-night detective work, and one unforgettable digital showdown!

Dad’s newest obsession with an interstellar bowling league has the kids rolling their eyes, but when his outlandish stories start making sense, the Turners might just strike gold.

A strange, awful smell invades the Turner house, and Detective Dad is on the case. But what—or who—could possibly be the source of the stench?

When Ellie and Jake are stuck at home with fevers and sniffles, Dad takes it upon himself to make their sick day unforgettable. With blanket forts, movie marathons, and his signature antics, can Detective Dad turn misery into magic?

Parent-teacher night takes an outrageous turn when Dad arrives with Rocky in tow, wearing a detective hat and sniffing out a wild conspiracy. What begins as a simple evening of classroom visits transforms into a treasure hunt beneath the school. With unexpected revelations and a mob of parents in tow, Dad’s wild theories lead to a discovery no one saw coming. Can Ellie and Jake endure the embarrassment—or admit their dad’s lame antics might just be legendary?

A surprise snow day gives Dad the perfect opportunity to declare a "Snow Day Spectacular," complete with an epic pillow fort, a snow beast hunt, and an all-out snowball war. While Ellie and Jake brace themselves for the ultimate cringe-fest, the day takes a heartwarming turn, reminding them that snow days—and lame dads—are full of magic, laughter, and unforgettable memories.

When the Turner family gathers for the first night of Hanukkah, Dad turns the holiday into a whirlwind of dreidel challenges, bizarre latke experiments, and an epic retelling of the "Ninth Night of Hanukkah." Complete with his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side, Dad’s antics make the evening as unforgettable as it is cringe-worthy. Will the kids survive the chaos—or secretly love every second of it?

When freshly baked blueberry muffins (don't) vanish from the Turner family kitchen, Dad springs into action as "Detective Dad," determined to solve the case. With his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side and a hilariously elaborate plan involving decoy muffins and string traps, the investigation spirals into chaos. As Ellie and Jake roll their eyes at Dad's over-the-top antics, the real culprit is revealed in a laugh-out-loud twist. Can Detective Dad crack the case and bring justice to the muffins—or will Rocky’s mischievous streak get the better of him? Find out in this sweet and cringeworthy adventure from...

It’s Christmas morning, and Dad has planned a Turner Family Christmas Spectacular, complete with a Twelve Days of Christmas relay, experimental pancakes, and a strict present-opening protocol. While Ellie and Jake cringe their way through the morning, they can’t deny that Dad’s antics bring a lot of laughs—and maybe even a little holiday magic.

When Dad discovers a single, lonely sock in the laundry, it can only mean one thing: a mystery! Armed with his trusty magnifying glass, a Sherlock Holmes hat, and boundless enthusiasm, Dad is determined to track down the sock's missing partner. But as Ellie and Jake reluctantly follow along, what starts as a wild goose chase turns into an unexpected encounter with a clever—and furry—culprit.

Packed with laughs, twists, and the debut of Dad's new partner, Rocky the raccoon, The Case of the Missing Sock proves that even the smallest mysteries can lead to the bigg...