How To Witch, Bitch!

This week on How to Witch, Bitch!, it’s all about you! Michelle and Moyra dive into listener questions covering psychic signs, crows, ringing ears, spirit messages, choosing your own wand, spiritual rituals and even the surprising similarities between witchcraft and religion.

Plus, there’s a huge announcement—the How to Witch, Bitch! Patreon is here, bringing more spells, readings, bonus content and plenty more witchy chaos to the community!

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This week on How to Witch, Bitch!, we meet Melissa, a self-confessed storm witch who grew up on a seriously haunted property filled with mysterious orbs, voices, unexplained touches and a spirit asking her aunt to “come play.”

Michelle explores the power of storm magic, including collecting storm water, cleansing, protection, manifestation and release spells—and explains why performing your magic safely indoors during a lightning storm is probably a very good idea!

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This week on How to Witch, Bitch!, we head to Canada to meet psychic medium Kaci, who shares what it was really like growing up in a haunted house!

From hearing her little sister calling through a vent when she wasn’t there, to mysterious knocks behind the walls and unsettling paranormal encounters, Kaci reveals how a difficult childhood may have helped awaken her psychic abilities.

Plus, Michelle talks shadow work, spiritual burnout and developing your gifts, before delivering the stars for the week.

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This week a listener from Minnesota shares chilling recurring dreams where her mother appears to drown and kill her—raising questions about past lives, soul contracts and unresolved trauma.

Michelle explores the spiritual meaning behind the dreams, while the team also dives into the surprisingly popular topic of sex magic, haunted houses, mirror portals, and whether negative energy can attract unwanted spirits.

Plus, hear this week's Lion's Gate Portal guidance, New Moon intentions, and your horoscope. It's one of our most fascinating (and blush-inducing!) episodes yet...!

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Would you buy a haunted doll from an op shop? This week, Michelle shares a spooky family adventure searching for haunted antiques, answers a listener's question about being a Storm Witch, and explores the powerful Celtic goddess The Morrígan—a warrior deity of courage, transformation and protection. Plus, practical witchcraft advice, weekly star signs, and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Can guardian angels appear as ordinary people? This week, we hear an extraordinary true story from a listener whose life was transformed after a mysterious stranger answered a desperate prayer. Michelle and Moyra explore divine intervention, guardian angels, past lives, spiritual signs, and working with deities, before wrapping up with a powerful Full Moon in Aquarius ritual and weekly star signs.

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Can an ancient Egyptian symbol help protect your energy—and even reveal the truth? This week, Michelle explores the powerful Eye of Horus, its history, spiritual meaning, and a simple ritual for protection, clarity and uncovering hidden truths. Plus, we answer listener questions, chat about recurring dreams and past lives, and finish with your weekly star signs.

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Ever wondered if the universe could answer your questions through the pages of a book?

In this episode, Michelle shares some of her favourite witchcraft books, covering everything from Green Witchcraft and modern magical practices to crystals, altars, and essential resources for anyone on their spiritual journey. You'll also find the full list of featured books in the episode description, all available through her Gold Coast store.

We also explore the fascinating practice of bibliomancy—the art of opening a book at random to discover guidance for a question or challenge you're facing. You'll learn ho...

As always today we kick off discussing your feedback.. everything from Evil Eye experiences, to connecting with spirits as a child, to releasing energy as a beauty therapist!

We spoke with Michaela recently about the Evil Eye in Italian witchcraft.. today, Michelle shows a different way to test for a curse or hex using a Celtic method.. on Moyra!

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First off today, we enjoy your feedback about being kidnapped… as a larger person…! Michelle shares a little insight into how she has kept her husband around all these years, and we discuss who would make the cut if we started a coven!

Then we have a fascinating chat with Ashley - about her recent ‘witchy awakening’ – she had been firmly closed off to spirituality her whole life, but now she is ready to listen and things are falling into place..

Michelle also explains in depth how she had a conversation with a fish. We’d like to sa...

This week we read through your comments & feedback – everything from Michelle’s pronunciation of ‘Hecate’, to traditional spitting on brides, taking on the feelings of clients, and what it means when a Sigil falls!

Then we welcome Nicola for a tarot reading – covering love and home life, business partners, and important messages from her late mother. We also discover a very unconventional but exciting family dynamic in the making…!

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This week we discuss the meaning of Grey feathers, as well as some birthday present ideas for witches!

Then we meet TJ, who had a very weird thing happen… she was sitting on her bed - on a phone call, home alone, and felt something grab her shoulder!

Is it a ghost or spirit? A recently passed family member? And who is Craig?!

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This week it's all about FREYA - goddess of spirituality.. self love, self worth, honour.

We explain how she can help you in many ways.. including taking a bath on a Friday!

She is also helpful for women experiencing perimenopause. Michelle shares a handy chant you can use for this too.

We also explain the Pagan history of the days of the week and how to maximise them for your advantage - we answer a heap of your questions and comments!

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This week we are joined by Italian Witch Michaela - to explore the rich traditions of Italian witchcraft, the significance of the Evil Eye, and practical spiritual hygiene practices. Michaela shares insights into her heritage, folklore, and how to incorporate protective rituals into daily life.

We chat about how you might get the Evil Eye - how to avoid absorbing negative energy from someone - and how to diagnose it!

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Italian witchcraft, evil eye, spiritual hygiene, folklore, protection rituals, ancestral magic, witchcraft practices, cultural heritage

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On this episode we discuss the ancient Greek Goddess Hekate (or Hecate) - a symbol of inner strength, intuition, and useful if you want to transform something or move forward.

We chat about how to call on this deity, how Michelle uses her, and how you can invoke her help with decision making!

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This week we are joined from the UK by Lisa Hedley - a Psychospiritual Counselor, Transformation Advisor, and Hand Analyst with over 39 years of spiritual practice. Her work integrates psychology, spirituality, and intuitive insight to help people uncover and integrate the shadow self, dissolve limiting patterns, and reconnect with their inner wisdom and higher purpose.

We chat about shadow work, emotional healing and uncovering life patterns and purpose. Lisa also analyses Michelle and Moyra's hands.. with some very interesting results!

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So apparently our realisation we are both from the same city in New Zealand resonated with you.. we had hundreds of comments about that! It’s also nice to hear how many more people listen to us while doing boring household chores..

This week we chat love spells, witchy books worth reading, and offer up a ritual for mothers, past or present, for Mother’s Day.

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This week we kick things off discussing everything from PMDD (Premenstrual dysphoric disorder), ways to balance emotions and anxiety, ALDI meatballs, and special cookies.

Then we’re joined by new friend of the show Patra from Queensland. We chat about her journey with shadow work and spirituality.

Michelle reads her Aura, and then we do a full Psychic tarot reading.

We uncover messages from spirit for Patra, and discuss how to balance witch time against mother time.

Enjoy!

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This week Meditation Coach Tom Cronin joins us to chat about the different styles & techniques of Meditation – we cover everything from breath work and transcendence, to plant medicine and meditation for kids.

Can Michelle switch off her psychic ability to meditate?

Is it different for men & women?

What time of day is best for meditation?

How do we start?!

Tom offers a simple, walk-away meditation you can use today!

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This week we answer your comments & questions.. first up, we revisit how to remove people from your life by putting photos in the freezer – just don’t put money or jewellery in there though!

We also explain what happened after we finished recording the ‘egg’ episode a couple of weeks ago…!

Michelle does a deep dive into Mirror work (or ‘reflection work’) to improve your mindset.. rid yourself of anger, make it through a meeting, or just generally win the day!

There’s also some pig latin this week for some reason… enjoy.

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This week we're joined by 2 of Michelle's daughters, Charlize and Genevieve. We were contacted recently about how to balance being a witch AND a mother - so today we hear what that looks like from both Michelle and her kids!

Is it embarrassing or cool to have a witch for a mother? Can you sneak out of the house undetected? Does witchcraft run in the family? You'll find out on this episode!

We also discuss your comments and feedback including blessing a build, listening to your gut, and discover even more unusual places people listen...

Is this the loosest episode ever?!

We cover a LOT in this episode.. kicking off with menstrual blood and dealing with period pain, microdot chocolate, and a tangent about LSD…!

Michelle has brought in an egg – to teach Moyra how to use it in a ritual to release all the things she wants to free herself from. Did you know you can read an egg in a glass of water? We explain all today!

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Michelle lists some useful hertz frequencies you can listen to on Spotify – 111, 963, 428 are useful for clearing shakras, your heart, healing & manifestation. She also shares a spell you can use to deal with a bad boss!

Our guest this week is Janis King, a Tarot Master, author, and modern mystic with over 20 years of experience helping people unlock their potential through Tarot and energetic practice. We discuss how Tarot can serve as a practical tool for rituals, manifestation, and personal empowerment, her award-winning Life Code Tarot deck and its connection to energy and intention, and how modern mysticism and T...

It’s Mabon – the Autumn Equinox here in the southern hemisphere – the time to practice gratitude, being grateful for what you’ve got, and giving back. Michelle offers a little spell you can do between now and the 23rd of March to make the most of this seasonal phenomenon. Send us a photo if you do it, we’d love to know!

We discuss Oracle and Tarot cards – can you use either deck? Michelle explains the difference, and how you can even use regular playing cards.

We also talk about the concept of Spell Drop – experiencing a...

This week we take a look at your comments and messages, and discuss how to tell if you’re a witch, or just a muggle interested in it? We also give a quick history lesson about why pentagrams feature in old churches.

We do a deep dive into Shadow Work – what it is, how important it is for healers specifically, and Moyra shares her own experiences with it. We explain how to use it for self-discovery and self-reflection.

We hope you can put it into practice in your own daily life!

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This week we are joined by Madi from Brisbane, who regularly Astro Travels – we explain what it is, and how you can control your dreams.

Madi has astro travelled to when her dad was a child, and even to speak to her grandma who died 12 years before she was born.

We cover Akashic records, how common it is to see faces and colours in dreams; offer Ouija board tips and how you can use White Light to protect yourself.

She also tells us she has a pendulum named Esther… who as it turns out i...

This week we are joined by regular listener Kerry for a reading to explore her past, present and future!

Michelle uses her skills and deciphers everything, from relationship strain to parenting struggles, anxieties and the importance of a holiday to hit the reset button. Moyra & Michelle also offer some (questionable?) suggestions to spice up her love life

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An old friend of Michelle's joins us this week - the Wizard of Chippendale!

He demonstrates sound healing, explains how crystals are actually gendered, and shares some fascinating insights into Michelle's early years as a witch.. including using witchcraft in nightclubs.

We also find out if there is a difference between a wizard and a witch!

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Happy Valentine's Day!

We kick off exploring if there's any historical witchy connection to Valentine's Day?

This week we take a look at managing Perimenopause - and how small things can help make a difference.

Sage is great for moodiness, hot flushes, libido - hear how you can use it to help regulate; Camomile tea is great too!

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This week, Michelle takes you through a full reading - offering timely advice about love, laughter, and how to get the spark back for Nicole who by her own admission "has lost her way through the perimenopausal vortex and has zero direction or purpose anymore.."

Of course - some amazing people and coincidences are uncovered along the way, including someone she did NOT expect to hear from!

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Heads up this week's episode is NSFW and explicit...!

This week we take a peek at baneful magic.. voodoo.. a spell that could be used for revenge or punishment; for affairs or worse. That's right - we Hex a Penis!

Michelle takes us through how to do the spell step by step.. and of course, the precautions you should take along the way.

Make sure you watch the full spell on YouTube.....

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This week it's all about YOU! We delve into comments from witches all over the world... whether they're listening while cleaning the house, during Sunday morning baking, or wanting to know how to hex a penis...?!

What would you most like to learn about on the podcast... hexing, spells, haunting and paranormal, goddesses? And who would you like to hear join us?

A key message today... 2026 is a universal year for all of us - new opportunities will present themselves!

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This week Casper joins us from Seattle, Washington. He had a recurring dream as a kid for years - where he was living on an island, and fell off a sailboat.

Michelle picks up on a past life and tries to put the pieces together!

Casper also used to feel he was haunted.. he would hear footsteps, and feel a presence in the room.. turns out he wasn't the only one!

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Courtney is both a Mortician and Medium – so she not only plans funerals for families, but can hear messages from the recently passed person! Very handy for choosing flower arrangements and music for the service..

We have so many questions… are there any spirits hanging around at the funeral home?

What does a medium see during a cremation? Has she had any unusual requests for bodies to be dressed in…?!

Michelle & Courtney also share extraordinary and creepy stories of their time working in aged care facilities..

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Welcome to a brand new year and Season 2 of How To Witch, Bitch!

***Win a full reading with Michelle – enter on our TikTok or Instagram pages***

To kick off the year we touch on haunted homesteads and explain shadow work.

Then we have a crack at a weight loss spell – to shift a few of those Christmas kilos!

It goes off the rails quickly when Michelle realises the ingredients are arranged in an unusual way on the plate… and then keeps going downhill from there!

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In our final episode for the year we do a deep dive into the shared roots of Christmas and Pagan traditions.. we explain the history of the Christmas tree, the 5 pointed star, leaving food out for Santa, tinsel & lights!

We also touch on some more strange electrical happenings at the radio station...

And Michelle teaches how to make Yule Bowls - a fun activity for the kids at this time of year! They bring protection into your home, balance the crazy of extended family visitors, and invite money in... who doesn't love that.

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Witchling Naomi joins us from Newcastle, NSW, who has recently begun her witchcraft journey..

She shares a hilarious story about trying to ask a tree for her first wand.. and being rejected!

She talks about her first spell for ‘release’ which was a success – and how all her friends and family support her journey.

Naomi wants to understand her past life, so Michelle channels in and helps uncover the story. She has a very specific and unusual fear that may hold the key..!

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This week we are joined once again by Aleesha, who had previously asked about the significance of birds visiting her.. we encouraged her to double her efforts ahead of her ceramics exhibition - she happily reports they set a record and it was a huge success! Check out her work @darke.ceramics on instagram.

We are also joined by our colleague Christo, who has been witnessing some amazing signs in the wake of his father's passing. From neighbours playing music at just the right moment, to a heartfelt coincidence with an online delivery, and finally how his ni...

Michelle has created a tea-infused Odin’s Gin – let the festivities begin!

We have some interesting cocktail recipe ideas today from our friend Ashley who has already sampled the product.

We also chat about 'Focus tea' – the first product Michelle ever created to help her daughter with ADHD.. she now sells a lot to nurses and doctors funnily enough!

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This week we perform our first spell during the podcast - for Dana who is looking to manifest a particular home address!

Watch the full video on our YouTube channel @HowToWitchBitch

We also explain the best days for certain spells.. whether you're focused on money, love, or even banishment!

We want to empower you on your own journey - so DM us if you have a question for Michelle & Moyra! And of course, if you like what you're hearing.. we'd appreciate your support by spreading the word, and subscribing on your f...