Shift Happened
Here is where you can find the Second Shift if you miss us on the radio! Mark Houston and Stitch are on every weekday afternoon from 3 to 7 pm on The Kat 98.7 and 93.9 the Mix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Can Stitch Outrun a Squirrel
Stitch gives Mark his full attention today, phone stashed across the room, and somehow it still goes sideways. They put Stitch through a full speed test against the animal kingdom, from squirrels to elephants to a reindeer going fifty miles an hour, and the scorecard is not pretty. Mark drops the story of a guy who has been walking around the planet for twenty eight years and hasn’t hugged his kid in just as long, and the guys try to figure out what a person even does after that. Then wicker men, vampire movie rankings, and a debate about wh...
Houston’s Airplane Seat Hot Take
Houston flies solo on this one and dives straight into Halloween chaos, from shrinking candy bars to a five hundred dollar grand prize waiting at the Creepy Crawl. He breaks down why your Reese’s bag feels lighter this year and tells you exactly where to find the ghost hunt happening in downtown Rapid City. Then things get wild with a lawsuit involving the actor who voiced Sid from Toy Story, now accused of scamming an elderly couple out of nearly a million dollars in gold coins. Houston wraps it up with a hot take on airplane seat etiquette that mi...
Bigfoot’s Big Reveal
Houston and Stitch open with an alligator attack that has internet reptile defenders choosing sides, then dig into a ChatGPT study ranking every state by personality traits, with South Dakota landing somewhere nobody expected. Stitch admits what six Vikings tickets actually cost him this December, and a decades old Bigfoot mystery gets cracked wide open right before the two nearly come to blows over ghosts.
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Static in the Basement
Houston flies solo today and opens up about a haunted hospital recording that still has him spooked, a Ritz cracker conspiracy pulling in TikTok detectives everywhere, and a wedding venue facing a very public meltdown after refusing to refund a grieving family.
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The Brawl Before Bread
Houston comes back from a week on the couch only to get blamed for the whole office catching his cold, which Stitch is not about to let go. Somewhere between that and a story about South Dakota’s law against “sliming,” Stitch reveals his plan to be buried in a Pringles can. The Black Hills Brawl gets its due too, with a string of facts about everything that didn’t exist the first time Black Hills State and Mines played football.
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The Cake Container
Stitch and Zacky Moon run the show today, kicking things off with a real local business called Turd Tossers, the professional poop pickup crew that solves everyone’s backyard problem. They move into hair banking, a new experimental treatment that freezes your follicles now so science can clone them back onto your scalp later. Somewhere in between, a debate breaks out over who actually drives the speed limit on Sturgis Road, and McDonald’s new Disney villain boo buckets get the attention they deserve.
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Can You Dig It
Zach and Mitchell sign up for a real contest that gets you cremated and stored inside a Pringles can for eternity, flavor debates included. From there they run through a list of horror movies built for people who hate being scared, and close out chasing a ghost that supposedly haunts a radio station buried somewhere under Rapid City.
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Grandpa’s Candy Bowl
Stitch and Zaccy Moon rank the internet’s list of boomer Halloween candy and immediately start arguing over whether Laffy Taffy and Starburst even belong on it. They dig into a batch of doctor-submitted stories about the dumbest things patients have ever done, including a guy who pulled a knife out of his own chest and then put it back in after a 911 operator told him not to. They wrap up debating whether they’d walk through a cemetery alone at night, and the national numbers on that are lower than either of them expects.
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Every Sign Says Friend
Houston marks Native American Day with the real story behind the state’s name, which traces back to a word that means friend or ally. He digs into Billy Mills, the Pine Ridge runner who shocked the world at the 1964 Olympics, and the Lakota code talkers whose language helped win World War Two while staying classified for decades. He also explains why the Lakota have let a billion dollar settlement for the Black Hills sit untouched since 1980.
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Flat Buttocks, Confirmed
Houston goes digging through Amazon’s new About You feature and finds strangers’ profiles calling out things like flat buttocks and zero friends, then can’t resist checking what the algorithm has decided about him. A sleep study on dogs and their owners settles the debate over who keeps who up at night, and the numbers don’t fall where most pet owners would guess. Houston also breaks down a TV ownership study and admits his father in law owns six, one for every room, so he never misses a football play.
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Rub Your Glabella
Houston puts Stitch through a pop quiz on words nobody actually knows, from the chalaza in an egg to the glabella between your eyebrows, and Stitch hates every second of it. Houston points everybody toward tonight’s Draconid meteor shower, best viewed after the free Main Street Square anniversary party downtown. The two also swap confessions about the albums that soundtracked their first makeout sessions, which somehow leads into concert plans for Def Leppard and the Break the Cycle anniversary tour.
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Barrel in Orbit
Stitch is nursing a head cold while Houston runs off with Rob to buy whiskey, which spirals into news that engineers in Scotland and Japan are about to launch a barrel of the stuff into space. Houston kicks off a crusade against daylight saving time, with fireworks and paychecks on the line. Somewhere in the mix, the two dig through decades of Halloween costume history and land on the year every toddler got dressed as a Spice Girl.
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Serbian Tiger, Siberian Confusion
Houston and Stitch kick off the show with a sneezy standoff, trading blame over who gave who a cold, which somehow spirals into a deep dive on a mysterious plague death in Siberia and a years-long inside joke about Serbian versus Siberian tigers. From there they tackle National Taco Day with some wild stats on the 1.7 million Americans who have never eaten a taco, and Houston breaks down his mom's secret North Dakota taco recipe in full deep-fried detail. The afternoon wraps with Stitch's second annual birthday chili feed benefiting the Friday meals program, proving these two can turn a...
LimeWire Is Back, Tell a Friend
Mark heads into the old Lee-Deadwood Hospital morgue for a spooky Doc Talk shoot and the camera starts moving on its own like something down there wants in the shot. LimeWire pops back up online and the guys relive the golden age of pirated MP3s and viruses nobody saw coming. Stitch drops a jaw dropping mug holding world record ahead of tomorrow's Bierborse, and the debate over whether it's even real gets heated. Press play for this one.
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The Shark In The Driveway
Stitch wants a whole birthday month and Houston is having none of it, though he does cave enough to help plan Stitch Fest, a chili feed this Saturday raising money for the Friday band show meals that keep people fed all winter. A New Jersey man catches a shark cruising down his flooded street during a nor'easter, and Houston becomes very convinced sharks are coming for him specifically. Then Fat Bear Week crowns a new thousand pound champion named Backpack, and Stitch pitches his own version for the studio that nobody signs up for.
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Yelling Won't Fix It
Anger isn't fixed by yelling, and Houston's got the science to prove venting makes it worse, not better. Then Rapid City tap water gets a shiny national nod while Stitch still can't bring himself to drink it from the faucet. And somebody stole a lacrosse team's trailer, which kicks off a solid five minutes of amateur crime theorizing. Grab your ham and cheese Hot Pocket and settle in.
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Quiet On The Creek
Stitch and Houston get schooled on Gen Alpha slang, from scuba to quiet on the creek. A viral post about the bathroom being the ultimate escape hatch from your spouse sparks a real debate about whether men are weaponizing it. And Houston finally lets loose everything he's been holding in about Kyler Murray and the Vikings quarterback situation.
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The Toilet Took Me Down
Houston installs a fancy new toilet, and the very next morning, a ladder and a crawl space team up to take him down completely. A guy near Houston, Texas crashes his car straight into a Kroger because he had to pee and the store was closed. And there's a wild investigation into DraftKings using AI to spot people who are losing money and hitting them with more offers to keep them playing.
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What Hollywood Hides
Stitch and Houston dig into a leaked list of things Hollywood insiders supposedly know to be true, and it gets messy fast, from steroid use to secrets nobody wants printed. Rockstar Games wants four hundred bucks for a Grand Theft Auto six collector's box that doesn't even include the game. And Houston shares his weekend plans, which somehow involve installing a toilet and feeling genuinely thrilled about it.
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Adam Vinatieri's Guinness World Record Kick
Stitch is out today, so Houston flies solo and dives into the bomb threat hoax that shut down Monument Health this morning, tracing it back through a wild history of copycat callers and one guy who tried it with actual dynamite at a Lake Tahoe casino. He also celebrates Rapid City's own Adam Vinatieri setting a Guinness World Record with a field goal kicked eleven thousand feet up in the Swiss Alps, then throws out his most controversial take of the week: live music might be exhausting even when it is your favorite thing in the world, AC DC show...
Jeff From Texas
Houston is back from Canada and he brought stories for days. Stitch grills him on his sudden Tim Hortons obsession, a croissant breakfast sandwich apparently worth crossing a border for, and the wild tale of scoring two hundred and fifty dollar AC DC tickets in Winnipeg while a stranger swore he sounded like he was from Texas. The guys also map out where you absolutely do not want to be when the zombie apocalypse finally hits, and place their bets on this year's Fat Bear Week champion. Grab your donut and coffee, this one's a ride.
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Watching It Burn
Houston and Stitch watch a car erupt into flames right outside the studio window, then get into whether a real sixteen hundred dollar pumpkin spice casket is worth the hype. A new ranking also drops on which states spend the most on OnlyFans, and the neighbors are shockingly thirsty.
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Front Page Ego
Stitch stumbles onto a newspaper writeup about Houston that turns into a full roast session about ego and headlines. Then a candy corn perfume shows up in the studio and we spend way too long arguing about what "notes of spun sugar" are supposed to smell like. Plus, there's a mystery brewing ahead of the Creepy Crawl on October 30th that nobody, including the people running it, can explain.
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Penguins Aren't Fish
We run the actual numbers on what it would cost to replace one of us with a robot, and the math is closer than anyone wants to admit. A Reddit thread has us testing each other on common knowledge like what a baby horse is called and whether penguins count as fish, with results nobody comes out of looking smart. NFL week one already has the studio arguing about injuries and hot takes before the season barely started.
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More Than a Bass Player
Today's guest walks in as a bass player and leaves as certified local royalty, and we don't figure out why until the very end. Stitch spends a good chunk of the show trying to convince everyone alligators are basically swamp puppies right after a Florida gator story that says otherwise. And we run through the growing list of things that used to come free, phone chargers, concert fees, Disney fast passes, and why none of it adds up anymore.
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Recording The Recorders
Houston's back behind the mic and he wastes no time picking a fight with Stitch over exactly how much backwash makes a shared water bottle unforgivable. Three hikers let an AI app plan their route up Mount Shasta and ended up spending a night on that mountain they never planned for. Plus, police departments across the country are raising concerns about a pair of smart glasses that could be recording them without their knowledge. Today's guest Zaccy Moon weighs in on all of it.
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The Robot Vacuum Divorce
Grab your headphones because this one gets weird fast. The crew catches you up on a Taiwan husband who caught his wife cheating through their robot vacuum's camera, and the lawsuit drama that followed left everybody paying up, including a five month stint behind bars. Then the guys dig into "pheromone maxing," a new dating trend built around skipping the shower and the deodorant before a date, all in the name of natural pheromones. Add in a buffalo song stuck in everyone's head and a quarantined petting zoo full of rabid baby goats, and you've got yourself a full afternoon...
Stitch Goes For Gold
Stitch spends the show chasing a Guinness World Record with nothing but a sticky note and a pen, trying to cram as many three and four letter words onto one line as humanly possible. We also dig into some National Radio Day stats, including an old survey that ranked radio personalities among the sexiest jobs around. And we get into which roads around Rapid City make it almost impossible to actually hit the speed limit.
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Liquid Solutions
Today we get into why Jason Kelce wants everyone's pee to help cool AI data centers, and how beer ended up part of the plan. A tourist tried sneaking two hundred lizards through airport security by hiding them in his socks, and we break down his entire business plan. We also swap phobias and land on the story of a fisherman who spent fifteen days trapped in an underwater cave. Press play for today's Second Shift.
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Rescue Me, Maybe
Tuesday's Second Shift kicks off fair week by demanding someone explain why the Central States Fair isn't actually a state fair. From there we fall straight down a nutmeg rabbit hole, trying to figure out if there's any real pumpkin in a pumpkin spice latte. And somewhere in the middle of all that, we hatch a full scheme to get Loren a boyfriend, complete with a burning building, a firefighter's arms and a relationship quiz disguised as pillow talk. Fair week starts Friday. This is how we're getting ready.
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The Black Widow Broadcast
Monday's crew rolls in running on rally fumes, and Lauren finally spills the story she's been hiding for a week. A black widow spider bit her under the media desk at Sturgis, and what followed was three trips to the ER and a doctor who tried to convince her it was only a tick. The team also counts down to the Central States Fair with a lineup that includes a sheep show, a demolition derby, and a stein holding competition at the German tent. And somewhere in there, science reveals a way to make lettuce taste like meat, proving this...
Bare Table for Two
Stitch nearly starts a riot over a stale pop tart before pizza swoops in to save the day, a Florida steakhouse wants you to show up wearing nothing but a smile, and a teenager who broke a three hundred year old record has the crew questioning their own life choices. Grab your headphones, this one's a ride.
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The Arby's Date
Zac Brown handed out free cruise tickets to an entire stadium and we've got the math behind the biggest giveaway in concert history. A UK startup thinks it's cracked pain free tattoos, and we've got some doubts. Plus, Loren breaks down the budget dating trend that's taking over. All that and more from 3 to 7 on The Kat and 93.9 the Mix.
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Smoke Show Sunsets
This one's got a shaky stage, a questionable ear routine, and a lawsuit that might owe you tacos.
We break down the Goo Goo Dolls show at the Monument, including a moment on stage that had us convinced someone was about to get fired. We also settle the debate on whether digging around in your ears with a Q-tip is doing more harm than good, and Taco Bell customers might have an actual case worth real money.
Oh, and the rally's officially here. Brace yourselves.
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The Colonel's Secret
Colonel Sanders' old leather planner just sold at auction for thirty grand, and it might be hiding the most famous secret recipe on the planet. DoorDash is rolling out its own delivery drones, and somebody on our show has already called dibs on flying one. And airports are about to let people string up hammocks in the terminal, because regular chairs apparently weren't uncomfortable enough. This one's a good one for your drive home.
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The Armadillo Warning
We dig into the disease making a comeback in Florida, and it's not one you'd expect. Turns out there's an everyday critter you should never touch, and koalas aren't as cuddly as they look either. Loren also gets an update on that speeding ticket saga, and there's a new update on why your license plate might be getting photographed around town. Grab your headphones and settle in.
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Loren's Boy Trouble
Loren's ex resurfaces with a phone call and zero self awareness, and the poo emoji in her contacts tells you everything you need to know before the story even starts. A concert mosh pit disaster overseas leaves an entire crowd scrambling and one bassist comparing it to a horror movie. And self-service kiosks are asking for tips now, which has the crew fired up about who actually gets paid for what.
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Call It In The Air
Tuesday's show gets a little unpredictable. We debate whether we'd take a guaranteed fifty grand or risk it all for a shot at a million, then actually flip a coin live to settle it. We break down the wildfire science behind all these dry lightning strikes around here, and there's a social media weight loss trend involving lettuce that we absolutely cannot recommend. Loren's rich now. Ask her about it.
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Fold It Down
Fold-over jeans are apparently a real fashion trend now, and the crew has some strong feelings about them. We also found out how many people admit to flirting with an AI chat bot, then spent way too long arguing over whether that counts as cheating. And somewhere in Florida, a woman with over a hundred shark tattoos is chasing a record that might not be the safest hobby she's ever picked.
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No Pants, New Record
This weekend's forecast has everyone talking about heat, hydration, and questionable rodeo outfits. The real chaos starts with a Guinness World Record involving a man, the snow, and zero clothing, plus a debate over whether that counts as science. We rank every fast food drive thru in town from fastest to friendliest, and somebody has strong feelings about McNuggets. Stick around for the tipping controversy that got a whole restaurant shut down and had us picking sides.
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