Two Cranky Creatives: Real Talk & Practical Advice for Surface Designers and Creative Entrepreneurs

This episode is sponsored by the Illustration Bootcamp.

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and educator Liz Kohler Brown to talk about an unavoidable hurdle in the creative hustle: trolls. The comments. The drive-by insults. The "helpful" critiques that somehow feel like a gut punch. Together, they unpack how online criticism often reactivates old creative wounds. They also name what's really happening behind the screen: projection from abandoned creative dreams, bots chasing clicks, and the strange social disinhibition that makes people bold in ways they'd never be face-to-face.

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In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks take on one of the buzziest—and most misunderstood—concepts in the creative hustle: authenticity. Somewhere along the way, "being real" turned into a marketing tactic, where personal stories are packaged as conversion tools and vulnerability is used to close a sale. Toni and Carrie unpack why this trend feels off, how it breeds distrust, and why so many creatives feel pressured to perform relatability rather than actually live it. If you've ever felt the tension between showing up honestly and feeling like you're playing a role online, tune in and...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with entrepreneur George McConnell to dismantle one of the most persistent myths in the creative hustle: that there's a magic formula for easy money. You've seen the ads promising huge returns for very little effort, and maybe you've wondered if you're the only one who hasn't cracked the code. George and the Cranks pull back the curtain on what actually builds a sustainable business, the mindset it takes, and the reality of it all. This is creative career advice without the fairy dust.

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In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with Mindy Young of Indy Bloom Design to gently—but firmly—debunk one of the most persistent myths in the creative hustle: that design challenges and contests are the key to launching a creative career. Together, they unpack how creative challenges often function as a hamster wheel: producing rushed, unoriginal work, encouraging unpaid spec labor, and fostering a lottery mentality where artists hope one "win" will magically unlock success.

If you're feeling exhausted from the endless pursuit, this episode is permission to stop chasing validation disguised as op...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks tackle a question quietly echoing through the creative industry: Is print-on-demand dead? What once felt like a revolutionary way for artists to earn passive income has started to look very different. Venture-capital ownership, AI-fueled saturation, and shrinking artist royalties have reshaped the landscape in ways many creatives didn't see coming. Toni and Carrie break down what's happening behind the scenes on major platforms, why earnings have collapsed for many artists, and how business decisions driven by shareholders—not creators—are changing the rules of the game.

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In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with the phenomenal Shannon McNab to spill the tea on one of the juiciest (and frustrating) topics in the creative industry: Pricing your art. They pull back the curtain on why so many designers chronically undercharge, why no one talks numbers, and the myth that loving what you do is payment enough.

Demanding what you're worth isn't about a specific number (though Shannon drops a few hard numbers for us all). Together, the Cranks and Shannon tear down the notion that pricing art is about the...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into a truth that makes a lot of artists uncomfortable: the moment you sell your work, you are an entrepreneur—whether you asked for that title or not. They talk about why passion and skill don't sustain a creative career, how focusing only on "making the work" quietly sabotages your creative hustle, and why so many artists struggle with pricing, finances, and burnout. From underestimating annual expenses to ignoring basic business admin until it becomes a crisis, this conversation highlights the creative challenges many artists face but rarely talk abo...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with illustrator and surface designer Ali Hooten to dismantle one of the most persistent myths in the creative world: that there's a single "right" way to build a thriving creative career. From business courses to step-by-step roadmaps, creatives are constantly told that success comes from following someone else's blueprint—and when that blueprint doesn't work for us, we're quick to assume we're the problem.

But the antidote isn't another plan—it's self-awareness. Together, the Cranks and Ali dig into the nervous system side of the creative hust...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks break out the soapbox (and maybe a tiny megaphone) to challenge one of the most persistent myths in the surface design world: that you have to use Adobe Illustrator to succeed. They speculate about why Illustrator has long reigned as the so-called "industry standard." But Carrie and Toni are here to lovingly—and a little crankily—call B.S. 💥

They dig into what clients actually want (spoiler: it's usually high-res JPEGs), why vectorizing textured art is the equivalent of turning silk into sandpaper, and how free tools like Inkscape...

This episode is sponsored by Illustrators for Hire

CORRECTION: Thank you to Amy Feinburg of Amelia Scarlet Studio, who is a tax litigator, for reaching out. Some of my comments in this episode make it seem like sole proprietors don't need to have a profit motive when they do. She also shared this helpful link. Thank you, Ms. Amy, for keeping us on our toes!!

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by the illustrious Elizabeth Silver. Together, they crack open one of the most maddening truths of the creative hustle...

In this bonus episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into a recent controversy shaking up the online art education space—and yeah, it's messy. What started as a critical course review and a broader critique of the creative course boom quickly escalated into backlash, raising bigger questions about who should be teaching, what qualifies as expertise, and why dissenting voices seem to get shouted down. Toni and Carrie unpack the tension between experience and education, the pressure of the creative hustle pushing artists toward teaching as a primary income stream, and the uncomfortable reality that not all co...

Cranky and Cautious: How Creatives Can Spot Scams Before They Spiral

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sound the alarm on a growing (and increasingly sophisticated) wave of scams targeting creatives at every stage of their careers. From the all-too-familiar Instagram "Do you take commissions?" DM, to eerie wrong-number texts that spiral into "pig butchering" schemes, to fake scouts and collectors sliding into your inbox with suspiciously vague offers, Carrie and Toni break down how these traps work, and why they're designed to exploit your creative hustle, optimism, and exhaustion.

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This episode is sponsored by Surface Design News and Brooke Mackie Designs

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and entrepreneur, Stacie Bloomfield, to talk about a sneaky kind of burnout—the kind that shows up not when you're failing, but when you're "succeeding." You know the one: where the business is thriving, the accolades are rolling in, and yet… something just feels off. Together, we dig into the existential weirdness of realizing the thing you built might no longer be the thing you want to do.

Stacie, Carrie, and To...

This episode is sponsored by Sunlight Tax and The Print Life. 

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks tackle one of the most infuriating—and unfortunately common—creative challenges: clients who don't pay their damn bills. Carrie and Toni share real-world stories from their own creative hustles, ranging from early-career mistakes to late-stage "I knew better than this" moments.

But all is not lost. Carrie and Toni break down why contracts, deposits, milestone payments, and kill fees aren't about being difficult—they're about protecting your time, energy, and livelihood. They talk candidly about trusting...

This episode is sponsored by Sunlight Tax, Illustrators for Hire, the Illustration Portfolio Challenge, the Illustration Bootcamp, and Art Licensing Unlocked.

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by artist, educator, and creative powerhouse Lisa Bardot to tackle a universal struggle—how the hell do we find time to make art when life is a never-ending to-do list? Between running a business, managing responsibilities, and trying to remember to eat lunch, carving out time for creative flow can feel impossible.

Together, Lisa, Carrie, and Toni dive into the tug-of-war between the id...

This episode is sponsored by the Art Brand Alliance and True Grit Texture Supply. Listeners also get a a 20% discount with the code CRANKY at checkout

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks sit down with artist and tax pro, Hannah Cole of Sunlight Tax, for a clear-eyed, no-nonsense conversation about taxes and the creative hustle. Together, they unpack the much-talked-about One Big Beautiful Bill, including why its flashy perks feel good in the short term, who actually benefits, and how it will impact us over the long-term. This is the stuff that gets buried un...

This episode is sponsored by Sunlight Tax, The Etsy Mentor, True Grit Texture Supply, Art Licensing Unlocked, Brooke Mackie Designs, the Illustration Portfolio Challenge, and The Print Life. Listeners also get a a 20% discount at True Grit Texture Supply with the code CRANKY at checkout

Surface designer Vanessa Stoilova joins the Cranks for a thought-provoking conversation about the rise—and possible plateau—of AI in the surface design industry. They share their perspectives on when it is—or isn't—appropriate to use AI in your creative work, and how designers can adapt to this new era without losing t...

This episode is sponsored by Sunlight Tax, The Etsy Mentor, True Grit Texture Supply, and The Print Life. Listeners also get a a 20% discount at True Grit Texture Supply with the code CRANKY at checkout

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks go full spicy about sneaky contract language that's leaving creative entrepreneurs overworked, undervalued, and roped into agreements that quietly say, "also be our unpaid marketing department." From licensing deals that demand multi-year social media commitments, to contests that prioritize clout over craft, they unpack the sneaky ways companies offload marketing costs onto creators—an...

In this bonus episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into the newly released Surface Design Industry Survey by Shannon McNab. This is the only data set of its kind in our industry, and it matters. Full stop. The Cranks react in real time to what the survey reveals about income, expenses, and more, while naming the creative challenges that so many surface designers quietly carry alone. If you've ever felt like your creative hustle was happening in a vacuum—no benchmarks, no context, just vibes—this episode exchanges real information for that uncertainty. But this conversation isn't about...

This episode is sponsored by Surface Design News, The Art of Collections, Illustrators for Hire, The Etsy Mentor, The Creative Mentorship, True Grit Texture Supply, The Print Life, and Art Licensing Unlocked.

Listeners also get a a 20% discount at True Grit Texture Supply with the code CRANKY at checkout

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined once again by the always delightful Cat Coquillette. The theme? Perfection is a lie, and waiting until you're "ready" is just fear wearing a fancy outfit.

Together, Cat, Carrie, and Toni unpack why...

This episode is sponsored by Art Licensing Unlocked and The Art of Collections

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Toni and Carrie tackle a topic that's often wrapped in mystery and wishful thinking—royalties. If you've ever dreamed of earning income while you sleep, it's time for a reality check (and maybe a calculator). The Cranks break down exactly how royalties work in the real world—what you earn, when you get paid, and why it's rarely as passive as it sounds.

But this isn't a doom spiral—it's a strategy session for your creati...

REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Mandy Corcoran of Amanda Grace Design. Together, they unpack the ins and outs of pitching schedules in art licensing and explain why working smarter and crankier matters. You'll also hear why small companies might be your licensing sweet spot over those intimidating big-box stores.

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In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni take a hard look at Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year, "Cloud Dancer"—a shade of white that's allegedly here to soothe our collective anxiety. But instead of peace, the Cranks felt... irritated. And they're not alone. From internet memes to side-eyes across the design world, "Cloud Dancer" has landed with all the grace of a cold chicken breast on a wedding plate. Is it truly calming—or just tone-deaf, condescending, and dangerously out of step with the emotional landscape creatives are navigating today?

Together, the Cranks unravel the...

REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Cat Coquillette. Together, they tackle the controversial "T-word" in the creative industry—trends. Is trend-chasing selling out? Can you still be considered an artist if your work aligns with market demands? Spoiler: Yes, and yes!

This week, we're embracing the cranky side of being a surface designer in a commercial world. Carrie, Cat, and Toni explore how surface design is, by nature, commercial and why wanting to be paid for your work isn't the betrayal of artistry some might claim. Lea...

REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico take on a popular piece of advice that might be doing more harm than good: the idea that you must draw every day to be successful. As two seasoned creatives who've found success in their own way, Carrie and Toni break down why this "rule" is more of a myth and how it often pressures artists into unrealistic expectations.

They get real about finding a balance between discipline and burnout, exploring how, sometimes, skipping a day (or several) can help your creative flow. If...

REDUX! While Carrie and I record season 2, we're bringing this much requested episode back...In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico tackle a topic that's sure to resonate with every artist, designer, and creative entrepreneur: clients who think your work is overpriced. It's frustrating, it's aggravating, and it's a reality that every creative professional faces.

Carrie and Toni dive into the common mindset of clients who believe they could "do it themselves" or undervalue the expertise and effort that goes into professional creative work. They share stories of their own experiences, e...

REDUX! While Carrie and I record season 2, we're bringing this much requested episode back...In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, co-hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico dive into a topic that makes every artist's blood boil: stolen artwork. From discovering your designs on unauthorized products to navigating the complicated world of copyright, they share personal stories, practical advice, and some much-needed venting.

If you've ever felt the sting of seeing your hard work taken without permission—or if you're worried about how to protect your art—this episode is packed with insights to help you navigate the...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni tackle the relentless pressure to always be creating. If you've ever felt like you're falling behind because you're not churning out work at lightning speed—trust us, you're not alone.

Social media, hustle culture, and the myth of the "always-on" artist can make it feel like you're failing if you're not constantly producing. But here's the truth: It's okay to step back, take a break, and ignore the noise. Your creative journey is yours alone—no algorithm gets to dictate it.

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In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni get real about what it's like to build a creative business while managing a chronic illness. Spoiler: It's tough—but it's doable, and there's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

Society loves to glorify perfection and hustle culture, but let's be honest—being human is messy. Whether you choose to disclose your condition or not is your decision, and no one else gets a say. The most important thing? Giving yourself grace.

In This Episode, You'll Hear About:

🧠 Why perfection is overrated—and why you do...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni break down the sneaky language lurking in contracts that could cost you big time. They've seen some doozies. Whether you're licensing artwork or signing a freelance agreement, knowing what to look for (and what to push back on) is everything.

Contracts are NOT set in stone, no matter how official they look. Carrie and Toni share some of the most common red flags, sneaky clauses, and real-world lessons they learned the hard way.

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🔎 Why your gut instinct abo...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Kay Wolfersperger to tackle a hard truth about making a living in surface design: one income stream just isn't enough. If you've been told that licensing your art will pay all your bills, they're here to set the record straight—with plenty of cranky real talk.

They dive into why relying solely on licensing is the exception, not the rule, how multiple income streams are a necessity (not a failure), and the best ways to diversify without losing your sanity. Whether you...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined by Ana Bianchi—a designer, artist, and color whisperer who says hell no to playing it safe with your palette. Together, they dive deep into the wild world of color: how to find your unique color voice, why signature palettes can sometimes box you in, and what magic happens when you step off the color wheel and into the unknown.

If you've ever felt stuck in a rut of "what works," or afraid to experiment because, gasp, it might clash, this episode is your personal permission sl...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Nate Padavik and Salli Swindell of Illustrators for Hire. Together, they break down what's really behind those cranky moods we all experience as artists and entrepreneurs. Spoiler alert: crankiness is usually a cover for something deeper.

They discuss why self-awareness is crucial for navigating creative careers, how our emotional state affects our professional relationships, and most importantly—how to get unstuck when you're feeling irritable. Because let's face it, being cranky might be part of the creative experience, but making it a...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni are joined by Melissa Johnson. Together, they dig into the frustrating yet all-too-familiar challenge of executing the vision you've imagined in your head. It's a topic every creative can relate to … that gnawing feeling when what you produce doesn't match the image in your mind.

Carrie, Melissa, and Toni explore the patience, practice, and self-compassion needed to close that gap while sharing strategies to help you navigate the journey. From learning to step back and create space between you and your work to the power of asking "Wh...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Xhico of Studio Xhico. Together, they tackle a crucial yet often overlooked issue in the surface design industry: cultural appropriation. They delve into the fine line between inspiration and appropriation, exploring what it means to find your authentic creative voice while respecting cultural boundaries.

They also share practical advice on responsibly using cultural references in your work and offer insight into the importance of awareness and sensitivity in today's global art landscape. If you've ever wondered how to ensure your designs...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Julia Barry of UpRoot Design Studio. Together, they dive deep into the societal devaluation of art. From the paintings on your walls to the designs on your favorite coffee mug, art is everywhere—so why is it so often dismissed as "non-essential"?

They examine the barriers to collecting art, how classist norms influence accessibility, and challenge the arbitrary systems deciding which art is "good." Most importantly, they explore how valuing each other as artists can transform these outdated narratives.

Jo...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Mandy Corcoran of Amanda Grace Design. Together, they unpack the ins and outs of pitching schedules in art licensing and explain why working smarter and crankier matters. You'll also hear why small companies might be your licensing sweet spot over those intimidating big-box stores.

In This Episode, You'll Hear About:

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Cat Coquillette. Together, they tackle the controversial "T-word" in the creative industry—trends. Is trend-chasing selling out? Can you still be considered an artist if your work aligns with market demands? Spoiler: Yes, and yes!

This week, we're embracing the cranky side of being a surface designer in a commercial world. Carrie, Cat, and Toni explore how surface design is, by nature, commercial and why wanting to be paid for your work isn't the betrayal of artistry some might claim. Learn ho...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Janine Vangool of UPPERCASE Magazine. They tackle the myths and realities of creative confidence. Forget what you've heard about "imposter syndrome"—it's time to ditch the labels and start owning your power.

They share their insights on why confidence isn't something you're born with but something you build by doing, how to embrace action as your superpower, and why removing self-imposed labels can unlock your creative potential. If you've ever doubted your abilities or felt stuck in a creative rut, this epi...

In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni get (extra) cranky about the new U.S. tariffs—and how they're shaking up everything from licensing deals to your favorite POD platforms. Spoiler: If your margins are thinner than your last excuse to avoid admin work, you're not alone.

We're talking changes, challenges, and the surprising opportunities that come from creative curveballs. Whether you're pivoting your product offerings, exploring new income streams, or just taking a breath (and a break), this episode is here to remind you: flexibility is the name of the game—and you're stil...