Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem

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By: Viktor Wilt, Brenden Peach

The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!

Ep. 175 - This Started With Video Games and Ended With Adult Diapers - 04/14/2026
#175
Yesterday at 8:22 PM

Peaches kicks things off by staying up way too late playing American Truck Simulator and trying to rig it so he can literally listen to himself while driving a fake truck, which somehow turns into Viktor promoting a car wash like he’s auditioning for a cowboy role he absolutely didn’t get. 

From there it turns into a full-on roast of things people claim are “fun” that make zero sense—skydiving, bungee jumping, crawling through tight caves, deep sea diving, and even standing shoulder-to-shoulder in Times Square on New Year’s Eve like that’s a good time. At o...


Ep. 174 - He Stenciled His Hands 30 Times and Still Cried - 04/13/2026
#174
Last Monday at 7:39 PM

This episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem starts off with Peaches bringing Viktor the most cursed Reddit story imaginable: a tattoo artist girlfriend tattoos her boyfriend’s hands, and three months later the guy is acting like she ruined his bloodline forever. Not because the tattoos were botched… but because he decided he hates the placement now and is spiraling into full-blown emotional collapse.

And the best part? The dude had the design planned for a YEAR, got his hands stenciled 30 times, approved everything… and STILL ended up in “I can’t eat, sleep, or take ca...


Ep. 173 - iHeartMedia Paying in Exposure Again - 04/10/2026
#173
Last Friday at 8:32 PM

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kicked off this episode the only logical way possible: aggressively debating Easter candy like it’s a presidential election, including Cadbury Eggs, Robin Eggs, and whether Ferrero Rocher is actually “fancy” or just gold-wrapped lies. From there, things swerved into video game territory when Peaches brought up a “Top 10 Best Games Ever” list that immediately offended Viktor’s soul—mainly because GTA somehow didn’t make the cut, and apparently whoever voted should be investigated by the FBI. The guys break down Resident Evil lore, VR horror gaming, Cyberpunk’s redemption arc, and Peaches nearly selling his Xbox j...


Ep. 172 - Sir… Why Are You Driving AND Doing That??? - 04/09/2026
#172
Last Thursday at 7:08 PM

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kicked things off by poking holes straight through the idea of Machine Gun Kelly suddenly going “heavy,” especially with Fred Durst riding shotgun—because nothing says “trust me bro, it’s metal now” like a guy Googling the song mid-break and coming back with a polite “yeah… I’m not buying it.” That spirals into a brutally honest rant about reaction culture, fake positivity, and why some creators act like every song deserves a standing ovation just because they got a Venmo notification. 

Then the show takes a hard left into East Idaho insanity: a mystery h...


Ep. 171 - I’m Not Ghosting You… I Just Refuse to Eat After 5PM - 04/08/2026
#171
04/08/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem in the most professional way possible—by diving straight into an extremely unnecessary breakdown of bathroom habits, complete with a suspiciously detailed ranking system for coworkers who commit crimes against public restrooms. It somehow only gets worse (better) from there. 

The duo then take a sharp turn into a debate about jobs that only exist because people make questionable decisions, which spirals into a conversation about medication side effects that sound way more alarming than the issues they’re supposed to fix...


Ep. 170 - Sigma Unc Energy & The Four-Cat Crisis - 04/07/2026
#170
04/07/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick things off with a chaotic recap of the morning, where apparently two people cracked the Secret Sound way too easily—forcing them to question if the listeners are getting smarter or if they just made it embarrassingly simple . From there, it’s straight into concert hype as they break down the Papa Roach show announcement, ticket strategies, and the harsh reality that if you wait too long, you’re gonna be staring at a “low ticket warning” and panicking like everyone else.

Then things take a turn into the daily frustrations of radio life—forge...


Ep. 169 - Local Man Rejects Concert Before Knowing What It Is - 04/06/2026
#169
04/06/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick this episode off by addressing the most serious issue in radio today: Viktor almost died… or at least took a nap that looked suspiciously like a medical emergency. From there, things spiral into a full-blown investigation into concert announcement hysteria—where listeners are confidently saying “pass” to a show they don’t even know yet, while others are out here building conspiracy boards trying to will Slayer into existence. 

They then pivot into the eternal war of “what even counts as metal,” which quickly turns into a roast session of fans who complain about literally...


Ep. 168 - Are Ugly People Attracted to Ugly People… and Other Questions That Should’ve Stayed in Drafts - 04/03/2026
#168
04/03/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by diving headfirst into the intellectual goldmine of Reddit—specifically the kind of questions that make you pause, blink twice, and reconsider humanity. The conversation spirals from whether “less attractive people” are attracted to each other into a full-blown debate about aging, attractiveness, and whether 85-year-old Ethel is still turning heads at bingo night. 

From there, things get aggressively judgmental—in the best way—as they roast questionable fashion choices spotted around Idaho Falls, including prairie dresses at hockey games and full-blown Mary Poppins cosplay in public. That somehow transitions into a deep...


Ep. 167 - Snoozefest 2026: The Greatest Fake Concert That Should Exist - 04/02/2026
#167
04/02/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by tackling the most pressing crisis facing America today: gas disappearing faster than dignity at a karaoke night. From there, they spiral into the reality that driving anywhere in East Idaho feels like planning a cross-country expedition, especially if chicken tenders are involved. Somehow this leads to a full breakdown of fast food strategy, including elite-level drive-thru hacking and a philosophical debate on whether a burger is ever worth a two-hour round trip. 

Then comes the accidental invention of the greatest fake concert of all time—“Snoozefest”—a lineup so aggressiv...


Ep. 166 - BREAKING: Idaho Falls Declares War on Trader Joe’s (Via Facebook Comments - 04/01/2026
#166
04/01/2026

This episode kicks off with Peaches and Viktor Wilt revisiting one of their all-time greatest hits: convincing half of East Idaho that Viktor was leaving radio forever—complete with emotional callers, dramatic music, and at least one guy ready to dedicate Tool songs in mourning. From there, things spiral into a full-on April Fools’ breakdown as they roast lazy prank attempts (looking at you, clearly-labeled jokes) while also admitting they barely had the energy to pull one off this year thanks to Peaches battling a stomach apocalypse. 

The guys then dive headfirst into the most Idaho Falls rumor...


Ep. 165 - The Hottest MILF in Bradford - 03/31/2026
#165
03/31/2026

Peaches, Viktor, Jade, FJ, and Josh Tielor kick things off by turning the studio into a terrible life decision arena with a Carolina Reaper popcorn challenge, where confidence disappears almost immediately and Viktor ends up fighting for his life over a single kernel. Josh barely makes it in before getting assigned one like it’s a punishment for being late, while everyone else deals with hiccups, burning ears, and instant regret. Once the group segment winds down, things shift into more of a Peaches and Viktor show, where they tear apart a painfully outdated “MILF Madness 2026” radio promo and questi...


Ep. 164 - MRGA: Make Radio Great Again (Before the Chair Collapses) - 03/27/2026
#164
03/27/2026

On this episode, Peaches and Viktor Wilt tackle an extremely important cultural question: when does a concert get so big that you may as well have stayed home and watched it on a parking lot Jumbotron? They get into the misery of stadium shows, bad seats, wrestling events where you can’t hear a thing, and why smaller venues still win unless you’re trapped in a pit with people built like refrigerators. Then the show takes a hard left into a story about contaminated ice cream, which starts off sounding like perfect Noon Hour material and then becomes so d...


Ep. 163 - Greta Van Fleet Entered the Witness Protection Program - 03/25/2026
#163
03/25/2026

On this episode, Peaches and Viktor Wilt cover an absolutely elite mix of subjects that somehow begins with Peaches getting attacked by the microphone and telling Viktor about a dream where he started bleeding through his pants, which is not exactly how most podcasts ease into the day. From there, they get into local traffic drama, including people throwing tantrums over a “no right turn” sign like traffic laws are just fun little suggestions, plus the eternal small-town argument of whether anyone should still be leaving their doors unlocked in 2026. Then the conversation swerves straight into rock snob territory with...


Ep. 162 - Knock Off That Fake Accent! - 03/24/2026
#162
03/24/2026

Peaches and Viktor spent this episode doing what they do best: lovingly tearing into the dumbest corners of modern life. They kicked things off by putting Undercover Boss on trial for being about as believable as a gas-station wig and fake mustache somehow fooling an entire workplace. From there, they imagined what would happen if a local billionaire tried to sneak into the station pretending to be radio’s next big thing, which is already worth hearing for that mental image alone. 

Then they took a detour into terrible radio, including a morning-show break built around a fak...


Ep. 161 - This Episode Offended at Least Three Fanbases Minimum - 03/23/2026
#161
03/23/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by talking concert giveaways, the updated concert calendar, and the kind of bands that can instantly start an argument in any comment section. Then the real fun starts: the guys run through that viral “band I hate / band I think is overrated / band I think is underappreciated” post and absolutely put some fanbases through it. Maroon 5, Sublime, Bad Omens, and Pink Floyd all catch heat, while bands like Siamese, Holding Absence, Idola, Poppy, and Bill Murray get some well-earned love. Along the...


Ep. 160 - I Checked Her Phone and Found a Whole Other Boyfriend - 03/20/2026
#160
03/20/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by celebrating a surprise Neurosis drop, immediately followed by Peaches describing it like a man waking up in pain over slow-motion sludge guitar, which honestly sets the tone perfectly. From there, the show takes a hard left into a brutally funny debate over the cringiest bands on earth, with shots fired at everybody from Sabaton and Five Finger Death Punch to Maroon 5, AJR, and the usual Sleep Token discourse that apparently no one over a certain age can resist. Then the...


Ep. 159 - You Kiss Your Girlfriend With That Mouth? - 03/19/2026
#159
03/19/2026

This episode kicks off like all great broadcasts should—by aggressively making you hungry. Viktor Wilt is forced to watch another grown man eat a double smash burger stuffed with burnt ends brisket like it’s a five-star Michelin experience… except he refuses a bite because apparently germs are public enemy number one, including his own girlfriend’s. Romance is alive and well. 

From there, Peaches pivots into what might be the greatest accidental event discovery of all time: “Meowbeth”—a Shakespearean tragedy… but with cats. Yes, a power-hungry junkyard feline goes on a violent quest for the throne, and s...


Ep. 158 - I Met Big Boy Over a Bathroom Stall - 03/18/2026
#158
03/18/2026

Peaches kicks things off by attempting the impossible: remembering every single band he’s ever seen live—and somehow lands north of 100 like it’s a casual Tuesday flex. That spirals into a conversation about building a website, accidentally exposing how everyone buys domains and then abandons them like unfinished gym memberships. 

Then things take a turn… because of course they do.

We get:

An In-N-Out burger heiress casually opening for KISS (because why not just book your own concert when you own the company?) A breakdown of how to become a millionaire by looting me...


Ep. 157 - The Rolls-Royce That Poops on the Street - 03/16/2026
#157
03/16/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick things off by honoring the only March holiday that really matters: Austin 3:16 Day, because nothing says celebration like smashing beverages together like Stone Cold in the middle of a radio studio. From there, the show immediately veers into the kind of story you only hear on this podcast — a 1954 Rolls-Royce limousine that secretly had a gold-plated toilet built into the back seat… which apparently dumped straight onto the street. Classy engineering, gentlemen. 

The conversation somehow gets even weirder when Peaches discovers a Facebook group where people mail wedding invitations to celebrities in hopes that...


Ep. 156 - I Blew My Shot With a Goth Girl and Now I Have to Live With It - 03/12/2026
#156
03/13/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt cover the kind of ground that only two rock-radio degenerates can cover in one sitting: Badflower canceling tour dates, Morrissey apparently needing a full year to recover from a noisy hotel, and the completely impossible task of explaining to your boss that you need several months off to secretly compete in a MrBeast challenge. From there, the show slides beautifully into Reddit insanity, including a person who was convinced their neighbor had died, only to learn she was just old, alive, and not interested...


Ep. 155 - Attack of the Mutant Eyebrows - 03/11/2026
#155
03/11/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kicked things off by investigating the internet’s most urgent mystery: whether Ben Shapiro secretly replaced his eyebrows with two woolly caterpillars. What started as a simple “is this Photoshop?” spiraled into conspiracy theories, clone jokes, cosmetic surgery speculation, and enough eyebrow commentary to make a beautician file a noise complaint. From there, the show pivoted into a gloriously petty defense of local radio supremacy after a loyal listener stirred the pot online — leading to victory laps about regional awards, roasting the “nobody listens to radio” crowd, and calling out streaming algorithm loops that play the same fiv...


Ep. 154 - I’m Not Paying $300 to Stand Behind a Fat Guy - 03/10/2026
#154
03/10/2026

Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the great concert etiquette civil war, debating whether seat-standers deserve exile or just better ticket budgeting skills. The ticket-price spiral gets roasted next, as they stare down eye-watering costs for shows like Nine Inch Nails and debate whether seeing your favorite band is worth eating instant noodles for a month. Things escalate into a full rant about the Live Nation settlement, influencer concert culture, and the emotional tragedy of loving bands that never give radio comps.

From there, the show turns into a rapid-fire tour calendar spiral — plotting road trips, venue lo...


Ep. 153 - Black Market Hamster Burgers - 03/09/2026
#153
03/09/2026

Peaches and Viktor launch this episode at full volume, celebrating heavy music before immediately derailing into a jaw-dropping conversation about a ridiculously cheap video game where adorable hamsters become the center of a bizarre revenge-fueled black-market empire. What starts as innocent gaming talk quickly turns into a hilariously detailed explanation of tranquilizer darts, underground meat sales, and the uncomfortable realization that this might be the strangest game concept ever pitched.

From there, the guys take a hard left into pop-culture commentary, roasting celebrities and their “artsy” record store picks while debating whether anyone actually enjoys those painfully nich...


Ep. 152 - Literary DoorDash & The Great Emo Gag Reflex - 03/06/2026
#152
03/06/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt turned a simple prize drawing into a full-blown spectacle featuring flying entry slips, accusations of contest rigging, and height jokes that Viktor may never emotionally recover from. One lucky listener scored a Nintendo Switch bundle while hundreds of others earned the prestigious title of “honorable losers.” From there, the chaos shifted to Emo Night hype, where Peaches speed-ran a novel-length list of eyeliner-era bands while Viktor provided dramatic gag-sound commentary like a man personally betrayed by skinny jeans. The conversation zigzagged into Peaches finally uploading a podcast episode recorded so long ago it qualifies for hist...


Ep. 151 - We Tried Talking About 1999 and Somehow Ended Up Yelling About Jar Jar Binks - 03/05/2026
#151
03/05/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt take a completely normal attempt at discussing late-’90s pop culture and immediately derail it into one of the most unpredictable nostalgia spirals you’ll ever hear. What starts as a simple “remember 1999?” turns into Peaches passionately defending Phil Collins’ Tarzan soundtrack like it’s a sacred artifact, Viktor repeatedly trying (and failing) to keep conversations from turning dark, and both of them realizing BuzzFeed lists might be legally required to include at least six completely irrelevant entries. Along the way they debate whether Disney peaked before flip phones existed, roast Star Wars: Episode I like it pers...


Ep. 150 - The Idaho Falls Church That People Thought Was a Skate Ramp - 03/03/2026
#150
03/04/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick off this episode of Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem breaking down the internet meltdown caused by Peaches posting an AI-generated image of a skateboarder riding down the side of the church at 17th and Woodruff in Idaho Falls—a joke that somehow turned into a full-blown debate involving confused commenters, offended boomers, and people who apparently thought the gigantic, obviously fake skateboarder was real. From there the conversation spirals into the dangerous childhood instinct everyone seems to have when looking at oddly shaped buildings: “Could I slide down that without dying?”

The show t...


Ep. 149 - Cloned, Bald, or Reptile — Pick One - 03/02/2026
#149
03/02/2026

Peaches opens the show by asking the only question that matters in 2026: Was Jim Carrey replaced by an Illuminati clone, or did he just show up to an awards show with different lighting and a haircut? That launches a full tour through celebrity conspiracy lore — from Avril Lavigne being swapped out for “Melissa,” to Selena Gomez supposedly being replaced mid-kidney transplant, to Katy Perry secretly being JonBenét Ramsey grown up. The guys debate whether Stevie Wonder is playing 4D chess with the world, whether Harry Styles is bald under a wig, whether Louis Tomlinson’s baby was actually a doll, a...


Ep. 148 - Radio’s Not Dead, You Just Don’t Like Your DJ - 02/27/2026
#148
03/02/2026

Peaches wakes up fired up over a LinkedIn post claiming young people don’t listen to radio anymore, which launches a full-on debate about the future of the industry, AI anxiety, Spotify convenience, personality-driven shows, and whether radio just needs to stop playing it safe and actually let hosts talk. From there, Viktor proudly buys a physical copy of Resident Evil 9 like it’s 2006 and defends CDs, resale value, and the sacred right to lend a game to a friend. The guys then spiral into absurd ticket prices at The Sphere (including five-thousand-dollar Metallica “Snake Pit” seats), secondary market scams, a...


Ep. 147 - Peter Dinklage vs. The Seven Employment Opportunities - 02/26/2026
#147
03/02/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick things off by debating whether two back-to-back Salt Lake shows is a power move or a mental health crisis, complete with Nine Inch Nails ticket price trauma and a side quest to maybe interview Zakk Wylde. From there, Peaches unloads about the very specific type of concert bro who delivers aggressive back slaps, unsolicited programming advice, and height commentary like it’s a personality trait. The guys pivot into Idaho culture shock — dry skin, Sunday shutdowns, ghost-town grocery stores, and Facebook posts asking “what was that loud boom?” like it’s breaking news. Then things escalate w...


Ep. 146 - My Cats Formed a Gang and Now I’m Afraid of Them - 02/24/2026
#146
02/24/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt somehow start with a Nintendo Switch giveaway and immediately spiral into a deeply scientific investigation into whether animals secretly form racist gangs based on fur color. Viktor reveals his household has turned into a full-blown feline turf war featuring calico enforcers, a tolerated outsider, and one extremely confused black-and-white cat just trying to exist. From there, the conversation jumps to conspiracy shows that refuse to die, including a Skinwalker Ranch spinoff that apparently abandoned Skinwalker Ranch entirely but kept the name anyway because branding...


Ep. 145 - My AI Girlfriend Died, Then I Farted at Walmart - 02/18/2026
#145
02/19/2026


Ep. 144 - We Shook a Bee in a Doritos Bag and Called It a Game - 02/16/2026
#144
02/16/2026

This episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem answers the important questions science refuses to touch—like whether dressing up a plastic goose named Gertrude qualifies as emotional support… and whether getting concussed in Australia counts as a recreational activity.

Peaches kicks things off by revealing his mom’s plastic goose is living a more fashionable life than most humans—fully dressed in rain gear like she’s about to report live from a hurricane. Meanwhile, Viktor is barely clinging to life after emo night, surviving purely on caffeine, regret, and the promise of a sandwich.<...


Ep. 143 - Get Rid of Eggs Forever? The Breakfast Civil War Nobody Asked For - 02/11/2026
#143
02/11/2026

This episode spirals immediately into a full-blown breakfast identity crisis as Peaches ignites chaos with a “pick one to erase forever” debate featuring pancakes, waffles, bacon, and eggs—only to discover FJ would happily exile eggs from existence while defending bacon like it’s a constitutional right.

From there, things escalate into controller-versus-keyboard gaming confessions, Logan casually admitting he’s been banned from roughly half the internet’s GTA roleplay servers, and Peaches revisiting the Kurt Cobain ruling like it just dropped yesterday 


The crew then detonates an even bigger argument ranking fast food roy...


Ep. 142 - Being Tall Means Accidentally Watching People Pee - 02/09/2026
#142
02/09/2026

With Viktor mysteriously “out sick,” Peaches is joined by FJ and Logan, and the show immediately goes off the rails. What starts as a fill-in episode turns into a full-blown debate about whether Utah is just bigger Idaho, why California somehow smells different, and how window washers have apparently upgraded to Square card readers.

FJ and Logan go to war over whether the Super Bowl was actually entertaining, if kickers deserve MVP trophies, and why country music refuses to evolve past trucks, beer, and emotional damage. Somewhere along the way, they accidentally invent Cowboys With Feelings, pitch a su...


Ep. 141 - We Spent Way Too Long Talking About Beer Made From Bear Poop - 02/06/2026
#141
02/06/2026

This episode of Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem is basically three grown men spiraling in real time, led by Peaches, Viktor Wilt, and FJ, who’s very much present and quietly trying to survive the nonsense. It kicks off with Peaches being personally offended by a Fallout countdown clock that promised a remaster and delivered absolutely nothing, setting the tone for a show fueled by disappointment, side-eyes, and extremely confident opinions. From there, the conversation derails into Viktor admitting he’d happily buy Red Dead Redemption 2 again even though he has zero time to play it, while FJ chim...


Ep. 140 - Grilled Cheese Farts and the CPAP Support Group - 02/03/2026
#140
02/03/2026

This episode of the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem starts off on the wrong foot immediately after Viktor admits he absolutely nuked the studio with a morning fart, forcing emergency AC usage and setting the tone for the rest of the show. Peaches, Viktor, and Jeff quickly descend into chaos, covering everything from awkwardly close studio seating and haunted warm chairs to the very real realization that every man in the room might need a CPAP machine. Viktor relives a miserable night of sleep after his CPAP hose disconnected, Peaches confesses to rage-destroying his own equipment during a...


Ep. 139 - Stop Letting Your Dog Tongue-Punch Your Mouth - 01/30/2026
#139
01/30/2026

Peaches and Viktor spend this episode doing what they do best: spiraling. It starts with ranking the absolute worst cities in Idaho (with Burley and Twin Falls catching stray bullets), turns into a reality check on crime paranoia and Californians moving to Idaho, then veers hard into breakups, jealousy, and why being “friends with an ex” sounds good until billboards and blocked socials get involved. From there, things completely fall apart as the conversation devolves into bidets, heated toilet seats, carpeted toilet seats, dogs licking faces, dogs sharing spoons, and the persistent lie that dog mouths are cleaner than huma...


Ep. 138 - The Cable Guy Loves Me & I’ll Watch Any Movie for $50 - 01/29/2026
#138
01/29/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off this episode in the only logical way possible: by trying to unload a barely-read Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy on Facebook Marketplace and immediately spiraling into a full rant about flaky buyers who treat meetups like a hostage negotiation. That somehow escalates into Peaches discovering a mysterious love note taped to a massive Valentine’s Day heart wreath on his front door—signed by “the cable guy.” What follows is a full-blown amateur forensic investigation involving handwriting analysis, scrapbook comparisons, DoorDash paranoia, and Peaches genuinely questioning whether he has a secret admirer or a stalke...


Ep. 137 - I Lied About Loving Manatees for 24 Years and Now I’m Going to Florida - 01/28/2026
#137
01/28/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt clock in for another Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem and immediately choose violence — hypothetical office violence, to be exact. What starts as accusing another station of stealing their “who could I beat up at work” bit spirals into fantasy fight cards, strategic matchups, and the universal rule that powerlifters are off-limits. From there, the guys expertly navigate the thin line between confidence and HR violations, ultimately agreeing that fighting coworkers only works if everyone loses equally.

Things take a sharp turn into absolute filth when Viktor brings a Reddit hygiene horror story to the...


Ep. 136 - I’m Leaving Radio to Sell Fruit. - 01/26/2026
#136
01/26/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches returns from California like a man who has seen things—and immediately proves that leaving Idaho was a mistake for everyone involved.

Things kick off with a workplace horror story: grown adults who don’t lock the bathroom door. From there, the conversation spirals into a hypothetical HR nightmare involving splash physics, legal loopholes, and whether throwing sink water on a coworker could technically be considered felony assault. (Florida case law is referenced. Of course it is.) 

Then Peaches casually admits he turned a middl...