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Welcome to number 90, Russell Brand's van is in the news, it's not his van I don't think. Anyway his sentence is very real, from a bloke who likes big sentences.

So, a Meadowell riot, first big one for 35 years, Hegseth losing his shit, Brand's Dad having his say and of course the man who had a blanket ban on any press until this week, Mr David Walliams, mind you we did a bazookering on him last week.

Chaucer gets a bazoinking as does Lowe and Anderson as usual, they...

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Oh yes we're back. Alton Towers, the red light district of the East Midlands, Del Boy, Kitty Richard, yes you can see where this is all going but there's a Bazookering for an unnamed celebrity who's lost a hight court injunction from the Guardian and ITV. Can't say who.

Elsewhere it's the mid terms, there's some wonderful hispanic names running Texas now as well as Muslims running other parts of 'Merica. Noel Coward, Dick Cavett, even Martin Luther get a bazoinkering as well as Trumpage and Vancey.

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Bazookaaah Number 88

Ghost Ghouls and adopting American culture to a ridiculous extent as the fall comes to an end before thanksgiving, see I'm doing as well.

Anyway the midterms are coming and rednecks get a bazoinking and of course closer to home the poppy boys with weird German surnames alongside the very British Ryan Bridge get a bazookering of the highest order.

Some great Jenrick goading and of course Robinson and Brand get a nod, I'm sure the latter will get a leathering next week. Pallet sales...

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We're back. The headlines? Well it's not really a person but a building. And it is of course Southwark Crown Court!! Probably the most important tourist destination in London these days, so many stars. 

Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson attract loads of hangers on, bodyguards and general entourage fannies and that with the press and the macabre public means that you must get there early to get a good view who's coming next, who's your money on. Of course Robinson and Brand get a bazookering but there's plenty more in this e...

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Here we are, 86 and here we are giving a bazookering to Reform councillors, Harry and Meghan, Thatcher again, (I hope I'm not bringing her back to life a la Dr Frankenstein!) and of course Blair and his cronies Alistair and Peter.

Brand gets a mention, I'm sure he will some more in the near future along with the DUP golden boy mister Donaldson who I'm sure will be enjoying his bread and water tonight, maybe he could go on hunger strike?!!

Loads of other stuff, we're chock full of...

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Our best yet I reckon. It starts with the news of Labour's victory in the the Kings Cross, St Pancras Euston Liverpool Street Station Community Chest Go To Jail by election and a lady got in that just by looking at her turns the heat up on Rupert Lowe to try and think of something not racist about the result.

Jack Polanski shall we be offski was nowhere to be seen this week at The Green conference but was at the count watching the Green dream turn sour or rather get...

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Well we had to go with it, it's almost a Man City special this week but we make no apologies about it it's the only show in town, it transcends politics and world events, and it's weird that Man City used to be a regional Northern English joke but now they're a spy thriller.

Obviously our penfold/woodwork teacher/Number 10 North leader has other things to deal with but he had to make a statement and went very Manchester on it.

Oh I don't know Rupert Lowe, Kevin Hollinrake...

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Yes 83 and we start with my window cleaner and we end with trashing East Yorkshire.

World War 3, Mar A Lago, Eritrea and drinking at football matches all get a bazoinkering as well as messrs Trump, Danny Thommo, Alcaraz the tennis player, Pope Leo 14th, Lech Walesa, Said Aouetta, Liz Truss and Nick Ferrari amongst others.

Tell your mates, it's a great listen!!

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Number 82 and it starts with a bit of classic anti Royalism followed by a bit of pop music! Yes it's a bit of a trivial start but of course it was big news in the corporate pop world this week when the most famous ginger in East Anglia (well he used to be but Harry's back now isn't he) Ed Sheeran caused a storm by firing his support act for his own act of support of some middle easterns.

John Constable (evening all), George Orwell and several other famous Ipswich famous...

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We're on 81 now and this one starts with letter friendly tongue twister headlines.

Sometimes there's only one show in town but there's three this week. Who to choose from, is it Nigel? Nah, believe it or not he's been thrown off the front page by two even more right wing people.

Tommo has come from nowhere and he emerges with the army of balaclava boys coming out of vans like fly by night Dinorod bog unblockers, Patriot Platform are very mobile, one minute they're in Portsmouth then hey presto...

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Here we are, the BIG EIGHT O.

A new prime minister batting off Baddy Badenoch and of course Baron Tice who gets Bazookered more than once on this episode due to his embarrassing Dad act in the commons and on TV political programmes with his anger and ire at net stupid zero and solar blummin power.

Yes Starmer, after his announcement of his planned 'running away' gets the treatment as well, I'm going to miss doing his impression when he's a nobody next year. A by election has been...

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Robert Bush, no not the presidential dynasty but the funeral director gets a respectful funeral type hammering at the end but the main news is the Spanish Cueto which sounds like a dance or a form of the runs but no it's an island near Morocco so it's like Spain's Guernsey.

Not much Trump or Burnham this week but we do cover the T shirt-gate event of the year with a leader's friend and a photo and a reaction from a leader but for the moment not a...

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We're at 78 and it's turned into very much an economic Bazookaaah! But of course we had to talk about the relaxing of taxes on household fuel bills and business rates for licence premises. Oh how they complain though, who does? Celebrity bloody chefs. Cue a bazookering of Tom Kerridge and Nick Beardsmore. Yes I've no idea either. Mind you it got me to name check Tony Barber and Bobby Crush! Very much stars of yesteryear.

Some great Northern Ireland bomb stuff as well, also the number 10 North unveling. Oh I wish...

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Bazookaaah 77, yes it's a punk reference. Isn't it, it's my favourite number.

I don't think 26 is Starmer's favourite number. Good riddance you turncoat twat. The end of the Keir show had the usual lack of gigs and incisive conviction.

Trump bombing Iran again, obviously the Dartmoor death last week and Andy's coronation along with many other Bazookerings dominate this week's effort.

Golda Maier, the charge of the light brigade, Thomas Tuchel, Jacob Rees Mogg and Paul McCartney, Argentina FC as well as the wonderful Mariella Frostrup all...

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Yes we couldn't ignore it, we couldn't just push it to the back pages or human interest section. We had to not only make it headlines but we had to devote the whole pod to it this week!!

Can you blame us, it's box office and we must give the Bazookaaah public what they want.

A bit of hot weather and the World Cup at the beginning but then we had to go in balls deep for Farage.

Anyway it's us against the establishment so bring it...

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Here we are the 75th, lots of World Cup and bazookering the twats who spray beer everywhere when Ingurlund score. Great reference to domestic violence Djed Spence and the UK Subs.

Burnham hasn't had his feet under the table at number 10 yet, that's number 10 London, no the one in Wigan that he's planning, but he gets the treatment here.

Rupert Lowe, disabled racists and the Straights of Hormuz as well as Cape Horn and Cape Verde are all covered as well as the Stone Roses and Harry and Paul's...

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If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background.

Anyway he's finally gone and did a typical summer season swan song performance from an Opportunity Knocks failure at PMQ's where he defended the equally shit Brigitte Philipson...

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Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party.

The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sent the grim reaper to his door dressed as a pantomime horse or something. However Burnham won and everyone in the Labour Party...

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It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth. 

Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his equally talent free, humourless, charisma bypass friends on the front bench.

Trump and his friends get a grilling with this p...

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We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it.

Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of course 'bald' humour. Of course Farage gets a bazookering and there's nods to Fabricant, Ferigno and Bixby from Hulk fame.

Gibbons and Kenyan from...

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Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!!

JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis.

The Tories are getting shot at but frankly the words fish in a barrel spring to mind these days, it's like trying to...

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Yes we start with Irish oppression which might appeal to some and some dreadful Cork and Dublin accents, weird place to start but it's very topical. Spygate, the SFA and RAF Lakenheath get a hammering at the explosive beginning as do The Beezer and Middlesbrough.

More traditional bastards get the Bazoookah treatment like Tice, Lowe and of course Farage get a couple of other folk from that part of the spectrum including Grimes who inspired me to tell one of my favourite jokes where someone rings ball to ball to ball...

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Grimes, Tice, Farage and the bloke who called it UKIP instead of Reform take a bow you've had a great night.

The PM faced the music and 'got the message' as did Steve Reed who said that it's clear that the electorate wants us to carry change out quicker. Get owa yourself son!!

Lammy talked about musical chairs and Green have disappeared somewhat since the smears however Hackney Marshes is now Green thanks to victory from a Oxfam looking woman called Zoe.

Don't worry it's Trump free...

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Starmer still hanging on and that's our front page headlines. It ebbs and flows and the front bench get a Bazookering.

Story number 2 though is a big diatribe when it comes to Daily Express and their misleading headlines and they didn't disappoint this week with their 'Staggering 7 Million Immigrants Coming To Britain'. Time for a famous Northern Ireland Hong Kong story, you can hear it about 15 minutes in.

Trump and Charles met up and the highlights of the dinner are Bazookered. Some roast, ours was more of a barbecue...

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Yes for blood and honour and every man and woman doing their duty on the NHS wards or whatever Shakespeare said. Anyway it's a St George's Day special and we're having a review of today's chaos but with a national day slant.

Starmer surviving till the Maypoles is still on the cards but will he survive the when the fat Morris dancers sing? Yes commons select committees, Morgan invisible man McSweeney and of course come on ducky light my fire Wes Streeting all get a bazookering in the first story as...

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We're back with the previous pension episode and we give a nod to Bismark and Prussia as a result. Of course Boomers get a bazzokering as does Heinrich Himmler (similar politics) and later in the show we give brickbats to the front bench and of course Starmer as well as his likely successor Streeting.

Orban is referenced with a few jokes and of course Trump and hisHormuz Straights brilliance is cross referenced as well.

Some lovely stuff on the Matt Goodwin continuing shenanigans and his best selling book fantasy...

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Yes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!!

The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel!

Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of them cutting them with seafaring scissors. Anyway we're not taking much notice because Starmer is too busy huddling with the Arabs, obviously Yvette Cooper is not...

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Is Trump wobbling? Difficult to tell but he says obliterated a bit too much for me and eliminated...and decimated and of course the US defence budget has been, well it's been urinated. Anyway poor Leavitt is getting the blame and Bondi is gone, Hegseth his drunken retail manager is choking on his own vomit but they all get the treatment as do Scott Mills and Jesse Birdsall.

It does come back to Trump but goes the way via Yvette Cooper, Marks and Spencer and Norman Schwarzkopf.

But we're...

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A few football gags in this one, it wasn't meant it just came out. Obviously this is due to Farage's appearance at Portman Road Ipswich with his Farage 10 shirt. He was in Ipswich and then he was in Sunderland, well he wasn't in Clacton was he!

Of course there's Trump weapons stuff and there's a big piece on the files that went missing from Morgan McSweeney's phone which is such a bit bit of bad luck for the lovely bloke and when he gave the wrong home address the Met police...

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Here we are, 61. It's dominated by the straights that bend and the leader of the free world and his middle east boxed set but we've managed to get some other stuff in as well.

NCP going bust and getting a ticket slapped on them, Tice's tax bill and Farage's U turns all get the Bazookaaah treatment as does The Israelis and their South Pars bombings as well as the Iranians and their Ras Laffan bombings which sounds like a bombing in rural Wales.

Gerry Adams gets a nod as...

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Yes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies.

So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis make their Bazookaaah debut.

Also the Churchill on the bank notes or rather off them gets some forensic piss taking and the ridiculous reaction...

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Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it.

We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainly don't and they're all coming 'home' now to get away from the fighting, expect an angry backlash from Reform...what's that I can hear? Ah yes...

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Yes! A Gorton and Denton by election special. 

It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well.

All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more.

Lots of bits we couldn't cover and there's other news as well, Hilary Clinton and of course Ian H***ley get a bazookering too.

Have listen as you g...

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Number 57 and it's one of two shows this week. References to songs, plays on words and all sorts of fun but it's alright it's still Bazookaaah!!

The PM and his sitting government get the full Bazookaaah force and much deserved pelters but there's also nods to Sir Lyndsey Hoyle, Kemi Badenoch, Gordon Brown, Nigel Farage, Ed Davey and of course the most disgusting Andrew with a double barrelled surnane and that with stiff competition in the shape of messrs Lloyd Webber and Dice Clay, I'll let De La Tour off!

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Well we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back.

Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. It's only fair as they're on 10% in the opinion polls already! Aye if you believe that I'd love to have sold you a porch...

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Yes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something.

Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the Scottish leader who has said he should leave hasn't been sacked either, apparently Starmer is behind him 100%, weird bloke. Maybe it's him beign 'definitely working class that makes...

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Yes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part.

Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment.

Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a lot despite having nothing to do with him according to...him

Yes Nigel did a press conference and he got in on it and of course...

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Bazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky.

Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or are they really mates?

Anyway in other news Nigel welcomed Suella Braverman into the Reform madhouse but hurry up your time is limited if...

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Number 52 and we're still talking Greenland but we start with North Sea storms, the sea that the UK is sitting on according to Trump who also seems to think that he was buying Iceland this week the daft cunt.

Anyway JK Rowling and Sharon Davies get a mild bazookering but then we're back to Davos, Trump, a bit of Nigel then Macron, Starmer and various other no marks that are congregating in the non-descript Swiss town that no doubt Charlie Chaplin and Sean Connery stopped to go to the toilet to...

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X, yes that's right X. XXX, wouldn't it be good if it all ended tomorrow. I personally think it will but each to their own. Anyway X and Grok get a bazookering and the whole bikini clad harmless fun which its all supposed to be gets hit but it's a free country isn't it.

Anyway there's a 'Mike Yarwood' ie not great impersonating cabinet meeting from myself. I was quite proud of my Wes Streeting.

Big defection news this week which has dominated the Westminster news, Nadhim Zahawi has...