GYATT Fortnite Podcast

First.....Hollow Knight arrives this week and I'm just wishing we got a sprite along with the collab.

Then....

What starts as the definitive guide to surviving your Fortnite squad becomes something else entirely: a look at how gaming quietly keeps friendships alive. Because sometimes friendship isn’t dinner plans or a three-hour conversation. Sometimes it’s hearing “Y’all getting on tonight?” and finding a way to show up.

But somewhere between the missed invites, questionable pushes, stolen shotguns, reboot-card rescues, terrible callouts, and that friend who swears every opponent is “one shot,” somet...

First.....You call it strategy. They call it the reason they turned their console off. Welcome to Episode 39 of the GYATT Fortnite Podcast, “Who’s The Villain?” where we investigate a disturbing possibility - that annoying player ruining everyone’s match might be YOU.

From chasing somebody across the island over one shot to arriving at a fight just in time to collect everybody’s loot, we’re examining the plays we celebrate when we do them and complain about when somebody returns the favor.

Then..... we’re bringing teammates into the mess, because nothing says friendshi...

First….Welcome to the world’’s first GYATT Fortnite Podcast, where apparently five inventory slots are no longer enough because Fortnite has entered its cargo-pants era.

Then….I’m always fascinated by these EDC videos i catch on Youtube….

Episode 38 is called “Fortnite EDC”—Every Day Carry—because Chapter 7 Season 4 has me thinking about my loadout the same way EDC people think about leaving the house. Phone. Wallet. Keys. Rebecca’s Guns. Keyblade. Pocket Item. Emotional-support mobility. Okay, we can leave now.

Because your loadout used to tell me who you were. Shotgun, AR, heals, mobility, a...

First...the Tails and MegaMan combo can't be stopped!

Then...

Fortnite is getting smarter… which is concerning, because I’m still making the same terrible decisions....

This week, we dive into AI Copilot for Fortnite, conversational NPCs with characters that can actually remember what you said, and AI tools helping creators build inside UEFN.

But relax—Jonesy isn’t becoming your therapist and Fishstick isn’t - well, he's not doing anything really except disappearing and reappearing with tactical gear on.

We’re separating what’s real from the AI hype and as...

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Season 2 of the GYATT Fortnite Podcast is here.

And Fortnite finally did it.

They put Cheat Codes, Lobby Hacks and Overrides into the game—which sound less like new features and more like official names for everything I’ve been accusing Fortnite of doing to me for years.

After hundreds of matches, I’ve collected evidence. Not GOOD evidence But evidence.

The weapon you need appears after you no longer need it. Waste your mobility? Somebody attacks. The bush you check is empty. The bush you DON’T check ha...

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This is the part of the season where everything’s fresh, nothing’s balanced, and I’m bass boosting and in slow motion with dual gold revolvers and no regrets.

Blitz Mode? Oh yeah, it’s here. And Blitz is what happens when Zero Build hits a mid-life crisis and says “I wanna feel alive again.”

Item shop’s cooking too. Bruno Mars came back and saved Festival Mode like a smooth, glitter-drenched prophet. Until Post Malone shows up and makes his entrance and throws beer bottles at the stage, Bruno’s holding the crow...

First up - Fortnite finally gave us what we’ve been begging for—movement and myth in the same update.

Robin—if you’re listening—I respect the hustle. But 600 gold for one piece of rope and a dream? That’s highway robbery. Literally.

And look, I’ve been team Reload all year—but this might be the first season where Zero Build Battle Royale pulled me back with no warning...

Then…..

This Season Super is about realizing the version of yourself that knew how to play Fortnite, doesn’t exist anymore.

It’s...

First - why does the Star Wars music hit different at 3AM?

Then - we’re officially in the “everything’s leaking, everyone’s speculating, and no one’s sleeping” phase of the season. It’s beautiful chaos.

Whether we admit it or not, Fortnite has been growing up...

And I’m not just talking about the graphics getting sharper or the Item Shop getting greedier—

I mean really growing up.

Let’s ask the honest question— Has Fortnite truly graduated into something greater? Or is it just… older?

A graduation isn’t...

First up - AI is so great but lately, the only place I want to feel something real—is in a Fortnite lobby where someone actually misses their shots, panics, and falls off a roof…can we have no bots for Season 3?

And I feel like Fortnite and I are in couples therapy. I’m saying things like “You never surprise me anymore,” and it’s responding with “Here’s a Star Destroyer to vaporize Lavish Lair.” So now I don’t know if I’m in love or if I’m about to ghost this map entirely.…

Time wi...

The Force is mid…..I’m not saying Fortnite has lost the plot… but if you can find the plot, please ping it...

Meanwhile, Apple is still playing Fortnite like it’s their ex. Ignoring calls. Ghosting the platform. What is this? Judge Judy: Battle Royale? ****UPDATE**** Effective May 20 at 5pm EST its officially back on iOS.

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You land, and something in your chest vibrates. Like your body’s remembering something your mind never experienced. That’s what resonance is. It’s not a memory — it’s a frequency repeating itself. Maybe from a past life...

First up we talking FNCS, then an old man in a robe brings no friends with him to the item shop and Fortnite is in purgatory....

Then.......

I’m dropping in. I’m not playing for quests. I’m not playing for rank. I’m not even playing for the win. I’m playing for something that feels more important than all of that:

To remember what it feels like to be here.

No multitasking. No overthinking. No side conversations on the mic with a friend about what we’re eating. Just one mat...

So... now we're holding nothing but infinite ammo and broken expectations within this Star Wars universe....

You gave us infinite ammo… but no infinite drip? Y’all brought the Death Star but couldn’t bring Ahsoka back? Literally infinite ammo…crafty move. Time out! Epic with the lead!

The moment someone locks onto you with a blaster, your soul is sent straight back into the lobby....but I’m not mad. I’m enlightened. There’s peace in knowing we’re all gonna get deleted at light-speed.

Today’s episode is about the weapons we hold on...

In a galaxy far far away...

The bus route curves in a weird way.

You get a lag spike.

You glance away for one second and now suddenly — boom — you’re hovering over tree house in Pleasant Park with a crowd of fifteen sweaty psychos.

You didn’t choose that.

It chose you.

And here’s the thing: Most people panic when their plan collapses. They start free-falling in more ways than one.

But what if you’re not supposed to resist it......

Some of the...

I don’t always know what I’m doing. In life. In Fortnite. In this podcast…

But I do know this: some of the most important matches aren’t measured in kills or crowns. They’re measured in how real you’re willing to be… with yourself.

You don’t always have to drop.

You don’t always have to fight.

Sometimes you just have to listen.

To your gut. To your loadout. To the version of you you’ve been putting on mute.

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So......What time is it?

It’s not just Adventure Time.

It’s your time.

Time to tell stories. Time to turn your favorite emote into a character arc. Time to build an entire series off one weird interaction with Bunker Jonesy where he asked if you’ve ever questioned the nature of time.

Fortnite isn’t just a place to play anymore.

It’s a place to create. To direct. To be.

So go. Be Finn. Be Jake. Be whoever you want.

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Last time on the GYATT Fortnite Podcast, I accused Fortnite of emotional gaslighting… and then bought three emotes out of spite.

I had to throw money at Fortnite for the Negan bundle, and Sabrina is just too sweet to not enjoy, so I got that too.

Since then, I’ve logged into Fortnite twenty-three more times, claimed I was “just checking the shop,” and somehow ended up grinding Festival mode with a trio of Sabrina Carpenter skins while watching my stock portfolio lose money. So… has anything changed? Not really. Except me.

But today, the...

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And then next we are talking about something much darker....

Something real...something you might feel in your bones but haven't had the courage to say out loud yet...

You might hate Fortnite.

I know shocking...but don't panic you are not alone...

This is your official "Hater's Guide To Fortnite" an essential resource for anyone who's ever shouted "This game is trash!" while simultaneously loading into their 6th game of the night...

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Every day, across the Fortnite island, they appear....

Silhouetted on cliffs. Hidden in vaults. Wandering empty gas stations.

They offer quests we don’t read.

Weapons we can’t afford.

And dialogue we skip before it finishes loading….

This is The NPC Report.

This is Chris....

And every week, we investigate the unspoken lives of Fortnite’s most overlooked residents.

Because even in a world full of sweats, rifts, and billion-dollar collaborations…

…someone still has to sell you a fishing rod……

This is The...

Will Fortnite ever end?

The bookends that hold together the island every chapter and season create key changes that don't necessarily add up to a finale....

The end is the beginning and the beginning is the end. This is the Law of Octaves...

In other news, I'm almost done with the Outlaw key card quests and this season I've gone from most washed to most wanted....

Love all of you from all over the world for listening to the world's first GYATT Fortnite Podcast!!

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Sooooooooooo.....

Just changed my Epic name to the GYATT Fortnite Podcast...

And with every change comes reactions everywhere:....

"The GYATT Fortnite Podcast sent you back to the lobby"

Promise I won't sweat too hard...

As the domino's fall, your actions in life set forward different relative changes...

But every change starts off small and then cascades into something greater....

That my friends is how you know you're on the right path...

And Shifty Shafts, Midas and the Zero shard??? Oh we have a...

Hey guys, how are you doing today.....................................

Ever surrendered??????

You probably did, you surrendered to your hunger, or surrendered yourself to do the work you have been putting off for weeks thats turned into months....

But love, art, AND Fortnite, needs you to surrender to make it work. Fear will kill your chances before you even begin.

So commit to 40 minutes of this pod and listen cause we gon' make it!

And "A funny thing happened on the way to the black market"....

......also.......where's Midas?

The new generation doesn't understand the fork in the road involving keeping it simple...

This Chapter 6 Season 2 is all about making the most with the least bit possible...

Speaking of bits, dill bits really introduce a new currency into the matrix...

And homeruns have NEVER looked prettier since the introduction of the newest melee item the Kneecapper...

Lets dive in and break it all down....

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First off, shout out to all the people around the world listening from United Kingdom, Germany, Australia, Austria, France, Mexico, Slovakia, the Netherlands and Belgium!

Thank you so much for rocking with me and the GYATT Fortnite Podcast!

Speaking of the world, where in the world is failure at? Maybe right around the corner, maybe below our noses....

But if you promise to play it safe, failure will keep you stuck....

.......and me? I'm just a 46 yr old with the world's first GYATT Fortnite Podcast

Also the Boss Koji...

This episode is all about hitting GOLD...

Imagine a world where in game anomalies don't just happen to players - they HAPPEN because of them. Imagine Fortnite not as a static environment....no, no, no , no....but as something ALIVE. You tell me how?

What happens when the observer becomes the driver? Could it blur the lines between virtual reality and psychological manipulation?

In other news, Daigo is opening up a UberEats for demons...

And "pickled" Peely is such a interesting person!

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A fully custom Iron Man is seen heading towards Fortnite

So....you doing anything after this??

Absolutely. We are covering the new 200 vbuck variant of "Take The L". Hope you picked it up in the item shop. Love you 3000

With Valentines around the corner, do you have an admirer or a watcher?

Hopefully not the latter....

Is Fortnite a live ongoing test designed to measure how we think, react, and adapt. You bet your bottom dollar it is!

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We cover Kimora Shinomiya and her new amazing sweat skin...and RYAN F'N GOSLING will come to Fortnite as a bioengineered humanoid...

Can this season get season-er?

So .... why Fortnite and astrology?

Well, Fortnite is a reflection of choices, strategies and personal growth, much like life itself....

Astrology, on the other hand, provides a framework to understand those choices on a deeper level....

Besides, Gemini's are two faced and you just cant trust a Scorpio....or can you??

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King of The Hill in FORTNITE??????

Collabs after collab....but...

Devs - this episode is for you. Videogames is YOUR opportunity, with that comes opportunity cost. Its going to be on you one day to make the next big thing, and to your point, maybe you are there RIGHT now....

You guys Design. Evolve...and Validate.

Yall are the behind the scenes and should be front and center.

No other videogame is doing it better than Fortnite.

But the community wants meaningful change, whats it gonna be?<...

Are you a try hard?......No you say

What if AFTER all the complaining, YOU are actually the same player you claim to hate?

But who really is a try hard? How does Fortnite encourage them?

Are we all try hards at something...?

Maybe...

Godzilla is finally here and boy does she look like shes in her 50's. Someone send the asteroid

We are less than 5 weeks away from season 2!

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......I actually started a GYATT Marvel Rivals podcast, jk

Sike, I'm back with a new episode this time covering the enigmatic popular podcast "The Telepathy Tapes" and while we are all on a spectrum (literally) we discuss the similarities between Fortnite AND The Telepathy Tapes.

We cover over 5+ 800 vbucks skins released recently...

Did you say 800 vbucks skins? A whole bunch of them?

Yes I did.

Two sexy ladies arrive in Fortnite and ones absolutely green and naked...

Make sure to check out "The Telepathy Tapes" available on...

Ballistic, Brick Life, bananas…sounds like a magic spell but this is the state of Fortnite as it comes to a close

But before we exit 2025, let’s organize and congratulate Fortnite on its very best and worst moments.

And the categories are plenty. Each winner deservedly winning what they were good at

These are the first inaugural “Llamma Ya Momma” Best and Worst of Fortnite 2024 awards

Who got nominated and who will win?

SKIBIDI

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We open with Ballistic and Brick Life and then WHY SO SERIOUS???????

Who is guilty of being the one responsible of the island rebuilding itself every chapter every season?

Is it Geno? Jonesy? The Seven? Or The Nothing.....?

But what about the island itself? IS it aware?

Is it aware of us??

We talk it all. GYATT

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Imagine a world where Fortnite would have remained on iPhones? Could you? The world would have been VERY different..

Here's an alternate take on reality, one where Epic wins...

Also on the headlines...

Hope and Jonesy in love? Do you want some Sprite? I mean the cloud thingys...

Fortnite as a soulsbourne game??

AI robots taking over for Chapter 6 season 2? Say it aint so!

RIP Jarad aka JuiceWrld

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Can you please pass the shockwaves and a medkit with some gravy plzzzzz?

Hand me down thoooose traditions and lets all say a prayer before we are about to eat and dine on this delicious food before endless games of Fortnite

AHEM....

Thank you battle bus driver, for bringing us together. May our shields be full, our harvests plentiful, and our victories royale. In Fortnite's name, we give thanks. AMEN

Pass the peas as they used to say...

I also made a huge side of "The Unwritten Rules and...

Welcome to the age of Aquarius!

Do we have any tensions over what directions within the technical specifications of Fortnite moving forward? Really... and just how long has this been bothering you?

Ok well, I am going to prescribe you 1 dose of Fortnite the Musical, making sure you are copresent enough to distinguish this not as a live event but as a musical.

Certainly you will redefine how you see the game moving forward...

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Hear ye! Hear ye!

On this weeks show we get into a prone position. We dive into Hermeticism and the rabbit holes within Fortnite that all point to the hero's journey!

And Chapter 6? And OG remains? FOREVER??

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Nov. 12 is a big day as we get to further define our avatars with "Kicks". I jump right in and discuss this turning point between our everyday passions and the search for meaning in life. DEEP!

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Lets go over some of the new features coming to Fortnite Chapter 2 remix while putting the fire out that the internet has set ablaze to.

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Ok, hear me out for a sec...Ryan Gosling as Jonesy in The Fortnite Movie....alright now that that's out the way...can we talk about the Gatekeeper shotgun? Halloween skin tier lists. We discuss pickups in the shop, gin and juice coming soon as a healing item, and how real world applications about life don't transfer over too well to videogames.

Also, are you living life? (cue the spooky music)

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Multipotentialities? Really? On this podcast we are serving up specialists and multipotentialites, Lexa Hexbringer as a super hot sweat skin, the myth that is Donald Mustard, the Zero Point, and FORTNITE SURVIVAL MODE? Leaked????? No way!!!

Also do you wanna know about me?????

I want my own Fortnite skin for me and my son, among many new and exciting things

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GYATT Fortnite Podcast! Welcome to the first episode of the WORLD’S FIRST Fortnite Podcast. On this episode I discuss perspective on where Fortnite is heading and also where this podcast is heading by looking at how far we have come. Enjoy the show!

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