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Bare Minimum Hope – I Know What I’m Talking About #55
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#55
Yesterday at 3:45 PM

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam catch up but it just so happens to be election day. We didn't know the results of the blue wave at the time of recording!


Halloween Boys Activate – I Know What I’m Talking About #54
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#54
10/29/2026

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam wear their Halloween costumes and catch up with each other from their busy Octobers


A Win for the People – I Know What I’m Talking About #53
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#53
10/08/2026

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about Adobe, a bike trip to Austin, dream careers, 3D printer problems, and an upcoming trip to LA.



Technical Difficulties – I Know What I'm Talking About #52
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#52
09/29/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam had some technical difficulties with the cameras and audio equipment but refuse to lose an episode. Enjoy!


The Vibes Are Off – I Know What I'm Talking About #51
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#51
09/14/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam struggle to get back to the regular episode with some technical difficulties and existential dread from the state of the world.


The Live Show – I Know What I'm Talking About #50
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#50
08/27/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, the 50th episode is finally here. Enjoy our first live show from Four Corners Brewing Co in Dallas, TX. Special thanks to Local Menace, Morgan Mercantile and Addiel G for helping to make all of this happen!


This Episode is Disgusting – I Know What I'm Talking About #49
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#49
07/26/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, WE GOT GRAPHIC. If you can't listen to poop talk, skip ahead at 14:04 to 20:12


Weekend at McConnell's – I Know What I'm Talking About #48
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#48
07/13/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about Mitch McConnell and other random rants


We Are Definitely Lawyers Now – I Know What I'm Talking About #47
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#47
06/17/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about Reckless Ben vs Bricks n Minifigs and other various criminal exploits


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We're Obsessed (Heavy Spoilers) – I Know What I'm Talking About #46
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#46
06/02/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about their favorite current movies including Obsession (HEAVY SPOILER WARNING!!)


Raised On Trash TV Shows – I Know What I'm Talking About #45
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#45
05/11/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about their new podcast setup, the trash tv they grew up on and the general state of the world


Wiki Feet Ratings Are Going Up – I Know What I'm Talking About #44
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#44
04/22/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about their foot problems, traveling and more unhinged things.


We Gon' Be Alright – I Know What I'm Talking About #43
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#43
03/30/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam catch up after Nick's LA trip, talk about Sam's bike riding confrontation, and yap about life.


Big Backs with Tats - I Know What I'm Talking About #42
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#42
03/09/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about their wing eating techniques, some good local food and their most recent tattoos.


Learning to Rap and Skate – I Know What I'm Talking About #41
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#41
02/26/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about growing up in hip hop culture, learning to rap, skateboarding, and how their families shaped who they became.



Were We Shitty Kids? – I Know What I'm Talking About #40
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#40
02/12/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about stealing candy as kids, the cilantro gene, the new Strangers movie, and avoiding road rage as adults.



Dentists, Cults & Culpability – I Know What I'm Talking About #39
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#39
02/05/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about their need for some dental work, Nick's weird history with his mom & of course THE files.


The Bullet Boys – I Know What I'm Talking About #38
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#38
01/20/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about their trip to the gun range and more


Laugh Through The Pain – I Know What I'm Talking About #37
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#37
01/13/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about AI, being sick and the lack of consequences for celebrities and politicians.


Happy New Year – I Know What I'm Talking About #36
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01/03/2026

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam reflect on 2025 as we go into the new year of 2026


We Ate the Weirdest Thanksgiving Food – I Know What I'm Talking About #35
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#35
11/26/2025

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam try a bunch of limited time Thanksgiving foods.


We Aren't THAT Old – I Know What I'm Talking About #34
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11/20/2025

This week on I Know What I'm Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about movies, Threads drama & a case of old man memory.


Weddings, Costumes & Bad Tattoos – I Know What I’m Talking About #33
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11/11/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, we talk about Sam's wedding, Halloween and more


Our Spookiest Stories – I Know What I’m Talking About #32
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#32
10/29/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, we tell each other our scariest stories of encounters with spooky things!


Batting for Baddies – I Know What I’m Talking About #31
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10/23/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, we talk about Sam’s wedding prep, Nick’s first tattoo from a family ex-con, bad piercings, bathroom trauma, and an unhinged OnlyFans investigation.


We’d Die First in the Apocalypse – I Know What I’m Talking About #30
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#30
10/15/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about Sam’s bachelor trip, religion, friendship, and why neither of them would survive the apocalypse.


One Year Later – I Know What I’m Talking About #29
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#29
10/08/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, we celebrate one year of the podcast, talk about our cats, drugs and more.


My Dad’s Parents Were Murdered – I Know What I’m Talking About #28
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#28
09/16/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick shares some cursed family lore, Sam talks about the Street Fighter movie cast, and we touch on politics, scams, and more.


I Was Born in a Haunted Hospital – I Know What I’m Talking About #27
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#27
09/10/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, we talk about Nick being born in Yorktown Memorial Hospital, one of the most haunted places in Texas, and more.


Therapy Didn’t Work – I Know What I’m Talking About #26
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#26
08/27/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, we talk about Nick's nightmare therapy, Sam's Street Fighter tournament and more


What the Hell is in the Pyramids? – I Know What I'm Talking About #25
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#25
08/13/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about the recent discoveries under the pyramids, therapy and more randomness.


Is This Episode Too Spicy? – I Know What I'm Talking About #24
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08/04/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about the return of the Ghildo, the high cost of modern horniness, and whether they’re officially too old to be doing any of this. The camera cut out towards the end but we just rolled with it. Enjoy!


Getting Lit for America – I Know What I'm Talking About #23
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07/21/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick forgot about recording and took a gummy to soon. Oops.


Hot Takes – I Know What I'm Talking About #22
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#22
07/08/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam go over the hot takes we recorded from Know It Alls at our live event.


The Music Redemption Act – I Know What I'm Talking About #21
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#21
06/11/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about redeeming musician's catalogs after they ruin their careers.


Hiking, Hurling & Hedonism – I Know What I'm Talking About #20
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#20
05/15/2025

This week on I Know What I’m Talking About, Nick and Sam talk about burrito-fueled hiking disasters and the ethical grey area of graphic design.


Harambe Forever - I Know What I'm Talking About #19
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05/05/2025

This week on "I Know What I’m Talking About", Nick and Sam talk about 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla and HEAVEY SPOILERS for Sinners


Trust Issues - I Know What I'm Talking About #18
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#18
04/28/2025

This week on "I Know What I’m Talking About", Nick and Sam talk about a lot of randomness and why they no longer trust anything in this world.


Bad Luck Burrito - I Know What I'm Talking About #17
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#17
04/16/2025

This week on "I Know What I’m Talking About", Nick and Sam talk about their recent and past bad experiences with food.


Early Internet Survivors - I Know What I'm Talking About #16
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03/25/2025

This week on "I Know What I’m Talking About", Nick and Sam talk about the state of the world and how they survived the early 2000s