Personality Hires
Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry. Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that one cubicle neighbor who always has a wild story and the work group chat that’s hilarious, messy, and totally relatable? That’s us - Abby, Jackson, Rebecca, and Mikey. We're not exactly hired for our technical skills, but we'll be damned if we don’t make your 9–5 worth getting out of b...
First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives
This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal.
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BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???
BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???
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Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise
Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped.
But first we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend.
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AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own
Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet?
This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns.
We also discuss:
Rebecca moving in with her boyfriend for one unexpected reason
The challenge of convincing someone to watch Attack on Titan
A very...
One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement
A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey.
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Career Moves and Cringe Playlists!
This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met IRL?). And then absolutely roast each other's most-streamed Spotify songs.
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Six Hundred Square Feet of Chaos
It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new apartment, play a round of Sip or Spill with a "text or delete" twist, and somehow end up talking body counts. Plus, Jackson and Mikey come clean about ditching Rebecca. And Mikey shares the tale of getting completely hustled by a cooler guy outside the Tabernacle for $31. We close out trying to solve the mystery of the New Orleans shoe warlock.
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Wedding Whiskers & The 99-Cent Scandal!
The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the chat.
Then Mikey shares his week from hell after his girlfriend found a mysterious item in his passenger door nearly derailed his relationship and an entire dinner at his girlfriend's parents' house. The leading theory? An op in his building. Listen for more!
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We Need To Talk About Abby's Most Humiliating Moment Ever
After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus Jackson reveals a major life change before his wedding.
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Are Your 30s the New 20s? Aging, Apartments & Adulting
Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells the most chaotic apartment hunting story of all time: a ghosted tour, blocked emails, an OCD spiral, and a boyfriend who did NOT sign up for this. Did she get the dream Atlanta apartment? Tune in to find out!
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Our First AMA: Restaurant Etiquette, Biopic Dream Casts & Wild TV Pitches
We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't stop thinking about it. Jackson, Abby, and Rebecca debate the best way to win back a service worker's approval. Then we dive into listener AMA questions: celebrity look-alikes, who we'd stay friends with outside work, and updates on the Bert Show.
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Jackson's Wedding Planning Is Ruining Us!
Jackson is six months engaged and already breaking wedding rules. Can the groom see the dress before the big day? We debate wedding videography costs, tattoo artists at receptions, and whether a 15-minute ceremony is actually genius. Then, Rebecca is finally moving out of her parents' house and can't decide where to settle. Plus, Mikey comes clean about something unexpected.
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Jackson's Near-Death Experience & Blake Lively's Case CRUMBLES
This week on Personality Hires, Jackson nearly met his maker on a Friday night watching Interstellar, Rebecca confesses she accidentally gave a stranger too much information, and Abby and the crew break down the latest Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni court updates.
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Mikey's First Day as a Lube Salesman & The Wildest Bar Encounter
Mikey survives his first day as a lubrication salesman, Rebecca's birthday gift for her boyfriend goes hilariously wrong, Abby gives an update on her Tampa radio drama, and we hear about the most unhinged bar encounter. Plus: PowerPoint party planning and which Saw traps Rebecca thinks she could survive.
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Another Show Declared War On Abby & We're Not Letting It Slide!
This week on Personality Hires, Abby fills us in on the Tampa radio drama nobody expected. Another station in her building spent time hours dissecting her social media, and calling her a b*tch multiple times. We address the drama and call out the station for their disrespectful comments.
Plus: Rebecca needs a last-minute birthday gift for her boyfriend and it involves a prepaid Visa card and lingerie. A listener's therapist got arrested?!
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The Crew Battle It Out For An Invite to Jackson's Wedding
In this episode, we're diving into bridesmaid dress drama, Jackson's wedding speech competition, and a St. Patrick's Day bar confrontation that sparked an interesting debate.
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Invoicing Your Friends & Earning a Wedding Invite
The team roasts each other with impressions, reacts to an unhinged Reddit "Am I the A-Hole?" and Rebecca launches a wedding speech competition to score an invite to Jackson's big day.
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Ghosts, UFOs, and a Dress That Ended a Friendship!
This week on The Personality Hires, things get weird fast. Rebecca may or may not have spotted a UFO. Abby shares her chaotic Hinge story about a ghost who resurfaced six weeks later to invite her to a wedding, and that's not all. Plus, the crew digs into a listener's "Am I the A**hole?" dilemma. Listen for more!
Chapters:
00:00:00 - Coming up
00:01:04 - Rebecca's UFO Sighting
00:05:32 - The UFO Rorschach Test Theory
00:08:35 - Do You Believe in Aliens?
00:11:14 - Abby's Chaotic Hinge Story Begins
00:18:22 - Plot Twist: He Lives Where?!<...
AI Killed Mikey's Dream Job!
On this episode of The Personality Hires, we break down Mikey's failed attempt to become an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hot Dogger, why AI-generated cover letters might be killing your job applications, and whether destination engagement parties have gone too far. Plus Abby shares her Hot Tan Dan dilemma.
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Toenail Crimes & Our Wuthering Heights Hot Takes!
In this episode Jackson recounts a wild Florida dining experience. We also dive deep into our hot takes on the new Wuthering Heights adaptation starring Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie. Was it a gothic masterpiece or a loose adaptation that missed the mark? Plus, we unpack a messy pickleball situationship that had us questioning modern dating ethics.
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New Job Jitters, ER Scares & Valentine's Day Fails
This week, Mikey has had enough. Everyone's on probation! Once the air is cleared, the crew catches up on a chaotic Valentine's Day weekend, Mikey's terrifying ER run with his girlfriend, and Rebecca's big job news!
Chapters:
00:00:00 - Tease: She's Getting MULTIPLE Jobs??
00:01:17 - The Whole Cast is on Probation
00:05:17 - Rebecca Chose Trivia Night Over the Podcast
00:11:00 - How Did Everyone Spend Valentine's Day?
00:12:24 - Wuthering Heights is NOT a Romance Film
00:17:13 - You're Supposed to Ask Her EVERY Year?!
00:23:32 - President's Day Emergency: Mikey's Wild E.R. Adventure
Abby's Big Career Move & Super Bowl Rants
Mikey develops a gambling problem and Abby updates us on her new Tampa radio gig. Plus: Super Bowl hot takes, and relationship bathroom boundaries.
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The Worst 911 Call Ever & A Life-Changing Surgery
Mikey calls 911 after hearing terrifying screams from his upstairs neighbor, only to deal with the world's most reluctant cop. Meanwhile, Rebecca goes under the knife to remove three lymph nodes and wakes up to life-changing news!
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Rebecca Faced A Bloody Nightmare!
Rebecca's dog-sitting weekend spirals into a bloody nightmare with a plot twist no one saw coming. Abby nearly gets kidnapped in Colombia, and Mikey delivers his random fact of the week!
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Abby Gets Real About Leaving Atlanta
Abby opens up about her upcoming move and the things she'll miss about the city. Plus, did one listener's email about an office crush go too far? Or is it harmless? Either way, someone's writing a romance novel about it.
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The Ladies Room: Heated Rivalry, Housemaid Chaos & Tom Holland's Future Baby
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The New Year Resolution Roast Of 2026!
The Personality Hires gets real about their New Year's resolutions. From Jackson finally going back to therapy to Mikey's cocktail challenge. Plus, why does Abby eat three yogurts a day, and can Rebecca survive without her special collectables?
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Between The Urinals: Palm Trees of Mikey's Mind
Mikey's impromptu gospel song sparks tears of laughter, Jackson reveals his secret monopoly savant skills, and the guys dissect the "boy are my arms tired" joke.
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The Ladies Room: Romance Tropes and Why We're Obsessed with Heated Rivalry
Abby and Rebecca deep into their latest entertainment obsessions! From binge-watching Heated Rivalry to dissecting Ashley Tisdale's mom group fallout. Plus, you'll never guess why this NFL player suing his ex-wife.
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Christmas Chaos & The Tension We've Been Avoiding For Weeks
The Personality Hires are BACK after a wild holiday break! From hospital scares to accidentally knocking teeth out, this episode has a lot to unpack. Plus, there's some MAJOR friction that the crew needs at address.
Between The Urinals: Holiday Drama and Expensive Metal
Jackson and Mikey reunite after the holidays to catch up on their holiday fails, and Christmas hauls! Plus, what's actually happening in Timbuktu?
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Moments We Loved In 2025!
As the year comes to a close, we want to share a few of our favorite moments from some episodes we have locked away. Enjoy!
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The Personality Hires Christmas Special!
The Personality Hires Christmas special is here! Listen as we unwrap our holiday chaos. From terrible gift stories to debates on when to spend Christmas with your partner’s family, this is an episode you don’t want to skip. Plus, hot takes on the best Christmas movies and songs.
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Messy Mikey Almost Got Robbed By KIDS?!
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Between The Urinals: Our Bartender Reads Us For Filth!
Listen as Jackson and Mikey put their favorite bartender on the spot, and get some brutal honesty in return. Plus, Mikey opens up about the one thing that's driving him crazy at his apartment complex.
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The Personality Hires Help Rebecca Find A New Addiction (Legally)
Rebecca's sobriety journey takes a turn as she searches for healthy alternatives. The Personality Hires try to help her find a new vice, but their suggestions are...concerning. Plus, an office pervert story that'll make you cringe!
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Between Urinals: Mikey's Convinced This Is The Most Overrated Restaurant
Jackson and Mikey tackle their latest dilemmas: Jackson needs help picking the perfect Secret Santa gift for a stranger, while Mikey rants about crashing a fancy birthday dinner he wasn't invited to.
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The Ladies Room: Ole Miss Drama, Megan’s Big Win, And Our Thriller Obsessions!
Abby and Rebecca discuss the wildest SEC football drama of the season, Megan Thee Stallion's huge defamation win, upcoming rom-coms they're excited about!
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We All Ruined Thanksgiving...In Different Ways
The Personality Hires share their worst Thanksgiving disasters! From Rebecca's shocking confession to Jackson possibly curing his family, this episode you don't want to miss!
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Between Urinals: Bathroom Etiquette & Weird Health Ailments
Listen to Jackson and Mikey debate the unspoken rules of the men's room, and share TOO much about their odd medical history!
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