Personality Hires

Jackson fries his brain on his bachelor trip, Mikey ruins Halloween. The fellas figure out the best ways to keep your bread buttered.

Jackson gets an emergency surgery, Mikey performs his own procedure. Jackson values his cats more than an El Paso custodian. Nonsense.

Mikey gets burgled, Jackson gets drunk. Blind ranking, humiliation, and bad guesses ensue. 

Mikey gets brutally attacked online. Jackson learns about Latinos. The fellas have their first big Fermi fight.

Chase details some harrowing experiences while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Jackson and Mikey interrogate.

Link to Chase's AT blog - https://www.polarsteps.com/cwtwelve/25291891-appalachian-trail 

Jackson shaves his mustache, Rebecca has a big decision to make, and Mikey makes a billion dollars.

Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation. 

Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary Fermi.gg guess.

Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks.

Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.

Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.

The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.

What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet.

We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS!

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Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth.

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Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID?

Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into what felt like a kidnapping.

Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health?

This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story? 

Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may be struggling privately.

Plus: Jackson and Mikey accidentally turn an apartment pool party into the most competitive childhood game imaginable.

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This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal. 

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BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???

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Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped.

But first  we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend.

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Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet?

This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns.

We also discuss:
Rebecca moving in with her boyfriend for one unexpected reason
The challenge of convincing someone to watch Attack on Titan
A very...

A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey.

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 This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met IRL?). And then absolutely roast each other's most-streamed Spotify songs. 

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It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new apartment, play a round of Sip or Spill with a "text or delete" twist, and somehow end up talking body counts. Plus, Jackson and Mikey come clean about ditching Rebecca. And Mikey shares the tale of getting completely hustled by a cooler guy outside the Tabernacle for $31. We close out trying to solve the mystery of the New Orleans shoe warlock. 

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The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the chat.

Then Mikey shares his week from hell after his girlfriend found a mysterious item in his passenger door nearly derailed his relationship and an entire dinner at his girlfriend's parents' house. The leading theory? An op in his building. Listen for more!

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After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus Jackson reveals a major life change before his wedding. 

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Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells the most chaotic apartment hunting story of all time: a ghosted tour, blocked emails, an OCD spiral, and a boyfriend who did NOT sign up for this. Did she get the dream Atlanta apartment? Tune in to find out! 

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We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't stop thinking about it. Jackson, Abby, and Rebecca debate the best way to win back a service worker's approval. Then we dive into listener AMA questions: celebrity look-alikes, who we'd stay friends with outside work, and updates on the Bert Show. 

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Jackson is six months engaged and already breaking wedding rules. Can the groom see the dress before the big day? We debate wedding videography costs, tattoo artists at receptions, and whether a 15-minute ceremony is actually genius. Then, Rebecca is finally moving out of her parents' house and can't decide where to settle. Plus, Mikey comes clean about something unexpected.

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This week on Personality Hires, Jackson nearly met his maker on a Friday night watching Interstellar, Rebecca confesses she accidentally gave a stranger too much information, and Abby and the crew break down the latest Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni court updates.

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Mikey survives his first day as a lubrication salesman, Rebecca's birthday gift for her boyfriend goes hilariously wrong, Abby gives an update on her Tampa radio drama, and we hear about the most unhinged bar encounter. Plus: PowerPoint party planning and which Saw traps Rebecca thinks she could survive.

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This week on Personality Hires, Abby fills us in on the Tampa radio drama nobody expected. Another station in her building spent time hours dissecting her social media, and calling her a b*tch multiple times. We address the drama and call out the station for their disrespectful comments.

Plus: Rebecca needs a last-minute birthday gift for her boyfriend and it involves a prepaid Visa card and lingerie. A listener's therapist got arrested?!

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 In this episode, we're diving into bridesmaid dress drama, Jackson's wedding speech competition, and a St. Patrick's Day bar confrontation that sparked an interesting debate. 

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The team roasts each other with impressions, reacts to an unhinged Reddit "Am I the A-Hole?" and Rebecca launches a wedding speech competition to score an invite to Jackson's big day.

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This week on The Personality Hires, things get weird fast. Rebecca may or may not have spotted a UFO. Abby shares her chaotic Hinge story about a ghost who resurfaced six weeks later to invite her to a wedding, and that's not all. Plus, the crew digs into a listener's "Am I the A**hole?" dilemma. Listen for more!

Chapters:
00:00:00 - Coming up
00:01:04 - Rebecca's UFO Sighting
00:05:32 - The UFO Rorschach Test Theory
00:08:35 - Do You Believe in Aliens?
00:11:14 - Abby's Chaotic Hinge Story Begins
00:18:22 - Plot Twist: He Lives Where?!<...

On this episode of The Personality Hires, we break down Mikey's failed attempt to become an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hot Dogger, why AI-generated cover letters might be killing your job applications, and whether destination engagement parties have gone too far. Plus Abby shares her Hot Tan Dan dilemma. 

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In this episode Jackson recounts a wild Florida dining experience. We also dive deep into our hot takes on the new Wuthering Heights adaptation starring Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie. Was it a gothic masterpiece or a loose adaptation that missed the mark? Plus, we unpack a messy pickleball situationship that had us questioning modern dating ethics.

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This week, Mikey has had enough. Everyone's on probation! Once the air is cleared, the crew catches up on a chaotic Valentine's Day weekend, Mikey's terrifying ER run with his girlfriend, and Rebecca's big  job news!

Chapters:
00:00:00 - Tease: She's Getting MULTIPLE Jobs??
00:01:17 - The Whole Cast is on Probation
00:05:17 - Rebecca Chose Trivia Night Over the Podcast
00:11:00 - How Did Everyone Spend Valentine's Day?
00:12:24 - Wuthering Heights is NOT a Romance Film
00:17:13 - You're Supposed to Ask Her EVERY Year?!
00:23:32 - President's Day Emergency: Mikey's Wild E.R. Adventure

Mikey develops a gambling problem and Abby updates us on her new Tampa radio gig. Plus: Super Bowl hot takes, and relationship bathroom boundaries.

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Mikey calls 911 after hearing terrifying screams from his upstairs neighbor, only to deal with the world's most reluctant cop. Meanwhile, Rebecca goes under the knife to remove three lymph nodes and wakes up to life-changing news!

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Rebecca's dog-sitting weekend spirals into a bloody nightmare with a plot twist no one saw coming. Abby nearly gets kidnapped in Colombia, and Mikey delivers his random fact of the week!

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