Woody's Workday Kickoff
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Joke-of-the-Week_The Blue Jacket Report_040326
Another (mostly) clean joke to tell over the weekend courtesy of Phil from Westerville .. and the Blue Jackets' slide continues. Details in this week's Blue Jacket Report with the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold.
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_How the Artemis II launch brought me back to being a kid_040226
A FL drug dealer gets his drugs thrown back at him (we have audio!), and how Wednesday's Artemis II launch brought this space nerd back to playing astronaut in the backyard.
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_Five April Fool's Day Rules of Etequette_040126
One of the 90's biggest bands plays southwest Ohio Friday night .. atop today's NGFMC, and if you're pranking away this April Fool's Day - make sure you know the Five AFD Rules of Etiquette.
Boneheads-of-the-Day_Guess what's coming back with a vengeance_033126
A crazy inconsiderate 'Gender Reval' and an Easter Bunny attack highlight today's Boneheads .. and the crazy combacks continue - this time .. it involves listening to your favorite Classic music!
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_John Glenn Int'nl bucking the national narrative on TSA wait times_033026
Talk about WEEEIRD news .. a vaping squirrel!? Yep. And what John Glenn Int'nl Airport officials are saying about TSA waits, right here!
Joke-Of-The-Week_The Blue Jacket Report_032726
Every Friday we give you a CLEAN joke to tell to family & friends (today's is a bit of a groaner), and we connect with the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold for our weekly Blue Jackets Report! Enjoy.
Boneheads-of-the-Day_Another new Gen-Z trend that makes some sense_032626
Ever hear of a plane hitting a COYOTE? Me, either. It's one of today's Boneheads-of-the-Day, though. And some Gen-Z'er's are leaning into a new trend - that makes some sense.
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_MLB Opening Day and the 9-9-9 Challenge_032526
Of course our "Newwwz of the WEEEIRD" features a story from Flor-ih-DUH. And I'm sorry, a one-off game tonight on a streaming service is NOT Opening Day in the Majors - tomorrow is. In Cincinnati. That's what God intended. And speaking of Opening Day .. have you heard what some ballparks are teaming up to do with hot dog eating champion, Joey Chesnutt? It's all right here.
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_A new survey on public bathroom stall choice_032426
The Classic Country star who announced a forthing album of Yacht Rock covers in the Nitty Gritty from Music City .. and another bizarre new study .. this one on which open public rest room stall Americans choose most!
Boneheads-of-the-Day_Remembering the great Chuck Norris_032326
Another hot beverage lawsuit .. and an OTTER attack highlight Monday's Boneheads-of-the-Day ... and we remember the great Chuck Norris.
Joke-of-the-Week_The Blue Jacket Report_032026
Another good, clean funny you can tell anywhere .. courtesy of the 'Workay Kickoff' resident jokester, Phil from Westerville, and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold's weekly Blue Jacket Report - right here.
Have a great weekend!
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_OSU kicks of March Madness today_031926
A bizarre new study (about FARTS) from the University of Maryland .. and the Buckeye men pull the lid off March Madness this afternoon!
Boneheads-of-the-Day_The NE Ohio meteor strike Tuesday_031826
What kind of idiot tries to steal a SEPTIC TANK!? One of today's 'Boneheads-of-the-Day,' that's who. And details on the seven-ton meteor that broke apart somewhere in Medina County Tuesday.
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_America's luckiest_UNluckiest states_031726
Another Nashville star is opening a (sports) bar in Music City .. details w/in The Nitty Gritty from Music City. And on this St. Patrick's Day '26 .. I have new a new study on the luckiest .. and UNluckiest states in America!
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_OSU joins The Big Dance_031626
Social Influencers are annoying .. for the most part .. and the first story in today's NOTW will likely further that feeling. And OSU makes the Big Dance for the first time in three years! All here.
Joke-of-the-Week_The Blue Jacket Report_031326
Phil Turner of Westerville had another clean Joke-of-the-Week Friday .. and FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold checked in with another Blue Jacket Report. Have a great weekend .. and if you're enjoyinng what you're finding here on the Pod - share it w/your friends!
America's rapidly declining interest in going to the movies_Kids' phone usage in schools_031226
With the Oscar's coming up Sunday .. a new study gives what ought to be a slap in the face to the Film Industry. And another survey - this one about kids' phone usage in school! It's shocking.
Boneheads-of-the-Day_Forbes' list of the Top 10 celebrity billionaires_031126
A felonious Fishing Tournament cheater gets caught .. and Forbes Magazine's 2026 Top 10 richest celebrity billionaires in today's Pod.
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_Are we really eating our cold cereal WRONG_031026
Ninety-two-year-old Willie Nelson is releasing a new single .. with a longtime family friend ... lots of Classic Country artists announcing their tours for '26, and an Etiquette Expert weighs in on how we're SUPPOSED to be eating our cold cereal!
Boneheads-of-the-Day_Daylight Saving Time_WHY_030926
Money corrupts many - even some cops, sadly. The story tops our 'Boneheads-of-the-Day' and Daylight Saving Time - WHY!? Why can't we figure this out!?!?
Joke-of-the-Week_$20 a pill_The Blue Jacket Report_030626
Resident 'Workday Kickoff' jokester Phil from Westerville delivers another good, CLEAN, funny ... and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold joined us for another Friday morning Blue Jackets Report!
Is Nashville getting its own Sphere_Jon Young of the Eli Young Band_030526
IF it happens (and it would be years away IF it does), it'd save you a lot travel expense to experience it .. and The Eli Young Band plays The Bluestone Friday night, and my old pal Jon Young joined the show today to catch up.
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_Buzzfeed's Top 10 excuses used to get out of work_030426
A Half Marathon gone terribly wrong in Georgia, and Buzzfeed's list of the Top 10 excuses people have used to (successfully!) call off work!
Daylight Saving Time_Coffee Study_Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_030326
We're Springing FORWARD this weekend .. and there's a new study that shows how many of us rely on a good ole cup a joe (or many) to get through it. And the weird never ends .. have you ever heard of 'salting' your kids!? It's all here.
Boneheads-of-the-Day_A new study on the division of Household Chores_030226
Who does what around YOUR house? See how you stack up according to a new study regarding "The Division of Household Chores." And it's probably never a good idea to try to bail a friend out of jail using FAKE currency. It's atop today's 'Boneheads-of-the-Day!'
Joke-of-the-Week_80-year-old lady on a Cruise_The Blue Jacket Report_022726
Resident 'Workday Kickoff' joke teller Phil from Westerville delivers another clean one you can tell anywhere .. and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold gives us the inside scoop on the Jackets' loss in Boston Thursday night ... right here!
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_Corporate buzzwords being used - that you should avoid_022626
A new documentary ("The Outlaws of Country") is coming to the SouthXSouthwest Film Festival in Austin in March ... and the list of corporate "buzzwords" going around you need to AVOID in your workplace.
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_The MOST and LEAST deceitful states in America_022526
Food delivery robots are going haywire in California (like many things), and a new survey highlights America's MOST (and least) deceitful states - and Ohio makes one of the lists! Details here ...
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_Classic TV series worth re-watching_022426
Darrius Rucker, Brad Paisley, Trace Adkins & Vince Gill announced new '26 tour stops of interest .. and Good Housekeeping's list of Classic TV series/sitcoms that warrant re-watching on today's "Woody's Workday Kickoff!"
Olympic Recap_The Johnny Moment_Boneheads-of-the-Day_022326
We recap the '26 Winter Games .. and the moment Team USA honored the late Blue Jacket star, Johnny Gaudreau. And today's crop of Boneheads features a NAKED ambulance thief!?
Joke-of-the-Week_The Blue Jacket Olympic Report_022026
'Workday Kickoff' resident joke teller Phil from Westerville serves up another zinger .. and FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold talks hockey .. both Olympic & the upcoming resumption of the NHL season!
The 10 WORST and BEST State Capitols .. and where Columbus ranks_Boneheads-of-the-Day_021926
You might be surprised where Columbus checks in! And a spectacular fail in China .. in getting a pig to market.
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_Couple's Sleep Habits_021826
A wannabe FL (of course) thief .. gets locked in the van he was trying to steal!? And do you and your sleep partner go to bed at the same time? A new study has some interesting findings.
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_Remembering Robert Duvall_021726
The Classic Country great (heard on 103.9 the Maverick) whose son is taking off in his footsteps - despite his best wishes, and the loss of one of Hollywood's all-timers - the great Robert Duvall.
Boneheads-of-the-Day_President's Day list of the best in that role in TV and film_021626
A Porta potty turned ice fishing shack (maybe my favorite weirdo of the year so far) .. and a President's Day list of the best to play the role on TV or in film .. right here.
Joke-of-the-Week_The Blue Jacket Report_020626
Another CLEAN, funny joke you can share w/anyone from the show's resident joke teller, Phil from Westerville, and the FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold gives us our weekly Blue Jacket Report!
Newwwz of the WEEEIRD_America's CHEAPEST & PRICIEST grocery chains_020526
An Oregon man who makes a wild claim (re: Willie), and where your grocery shopping dollar will go the farthest!
The Nitty Gritty from Music City_CFP announces its '26 dates .. and it'll be a LONG season_020426
Several Classic Country artists reveal their '26 tour dates .. a Ohio's favorite Classic Country band hits some 'off key' notes in Omaha over the weekend ... and the 2026 ollege Football Playoff schedule is out - and it's going to be a longer season than ever!
Boneheads-of-the-Day_Big Game Party Snack Top 10 list_020326
Are there any circumstances under which you'd ever consider using a blow torch to thaw the snow/ice on your roof? Of course not. Which is why the idiot who DID think it was a good idea is atop our 'Boneheads-of-the-Day."
And if you're hosting/going to a Big Game Party Sunday .. the folks at Instacart say you might want to make sure these will be part of the snack layout.
Groundhog Day_Rodent Reactions_Cold weather hacks to both TRY .. and AVOID_020226
Thousands gathered again in the small town of Punxatawney, PA to see what if the town's celebrity rodent can get it right (it's been wrong - a LOT!), re: the forecast.
And do NOT attempt some of the cold weather hacks you might have seen/heard about that are going around on social media. Some are okay .. we spell it all out here.