Let's Stop There

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By: Austin Hannah, Ganesh Sarma, and Shane Burklow

Welcome to Let's Stop There - the podcast where we read a book in an hour - that's right, ANY book. In one hour. And that's a promise.

Houston, We Have a Hottie
09/08/2021

This week we're reading Houston, We Have a Hottie by Sarah L. Hudson, the time-honored tale of a genius NASA scientist who falls in love with a big dumb idiot who also has a really stupid brother. While other books are lacing singles and doubles, "Houston, We Have a Hottie" swings for the fences - why settle for one mondo dipshit when you've got enough material for two? That's right, two of Houston's most repulsive brothers manage to land NASA's most eligible bachelorettes, including one who just got back from outer-space and is looking for some nasty Earth-bound loving...


Something Stinks at the Spa
08/24/2021

This week we're reading Something Stinks at the Spa by Jordan Castillo Price. You read correctly - something stinks at the spa, and we're fixin' to find out who, what, where, when and WHY. Actually, we know the where (the spa) and the when (right now). Also the what (it stinks!), now that I think about it. Three out of five ain't bad. Let's call it a day.  

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The Billionaire's High School Reunion [Patreon Unlocked]
08/09/2021

No new episode this week, so we are releasing an old Patreon episode for free. We will be back with new episodes August 23rd.

This  week we're reading The Billionaire's High School Reunion by April Murdock, and we're joined by special guest Morris Reese! This is a great  episode for anyone interested in exploring themes like "Billionaires"  and "High School Reunions" - with a little bonus bidet talk to boot.

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Raft People
07/26/2021

This week we're reading Raft People by M.L. Katz, the story of a not too distant future where the seas begin to rise and instead of passing common sense legislation to mitigate climate change, everyone overdoses on the Internet and decides to build massive rafts instead. Pretty realistic, honestly.

 

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Fan Fiction [Patreon Unlocked]
07/12/2021

No new episode this week, so we are releasing an old Patreon episode for free. We will be back with new episodes starting July 26th.

This week we're plumbing the depths of the internet to bring you the most depraved fan fiction we can find. Put the children to bed because this one is Certified Nasty™.

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Chasing Baby
06/28/2021

This week we're reading Chasing Baby by Pam McCutcheon. This is pure, uncut Let's Stop There material: A rogue cowboy cop vs. a hapless oaf in a tuxedo in a madcap caper to retrieve a lost diamond. We may already know who's going to win but the journey is still worth it.

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Murder, Curlers, and Cream
06/15/2021

This week we're reading Murder, Curlers, and Cream by Arlene McFarlane. Not since Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby have we been presented with a series of words so... intriguing. So titillating. So tantalizing! Murder? You bet. Curlers? Tell me more... Cream??? You gotta be kidding me. Enough said!

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I Married A Lizardman
06/03/2021

This week we're reading I Married A Lizardman by Regine Abel. Do you know an outer space spinster looking for love? Ever consider setting them up with a big hulking lizardman? If not, this book might change your mind!

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Just Playin'
05/18/2021

This week we're reading Just Playin' by Shandi Boyes, straight out of the Let's Stop There Patreon vault. We'll be back with a new episode in two weeks but until then, feel free to subscribe at patreon.com/letsstopthere and dive headfirst into our premium back catalog.

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Namaste with Sasquatch
05/03/2021

This week we're reading Namaste with Sasquatch by Virginia Wade. This book is kind of like How Stella Got Her Groove Back except instead of a hot young Jamaican guy, Stella hooks up with Bigfoot instead. Hey, whatever works!

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How to Win Friends & Influence People
04/21/2021

This week we're reading How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie. After decades of sustained failure, we've finally decided to take life by the horns and turn things around. Will the three of us come out of this better people? Probably not, but at least we had some fun.

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Saving Babe Ruth
03/22/2021

This week we're reading Saving Babe Ruth by Tom Swyers. Spring has finally sprung and baseball season is here. Flowers in bloom, the promise of a new season, is there a better time of year? Surely, there's nothing dark looming right around the corner...right? Right???

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The Cheesecake Factory
03/08/2021

This week we're doing something a little different. It's been one long year since we've been able to get together and see each other. We decided to skip the book this week and go out on a virtual dinner together. Join us as we use the power of imagination to reunite at our most sacred place - The Cheesecake Factory.

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Pretty Little Mistakes
02/22/2021

This week we're reading Pretty Little Mistakes by Heather McElhatton, a choose your own adventure...for ADULTS. The three of us put our heads together to make life decisions and it turns out, we're not all that great at it. Who knew???  

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The Cowboy and His Valentine
02/08/2021

This week we're reading The Cowboy and His Valentine by Kaci Rose. Snuggle up with your sweetheart this Valentine's Day and let the dulcet tones of Ganesh reading a cheap romance novel set you on the path to LOVE.

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Anthropica [w/ David Hollander]
01/20/2021

This week we have one hour to read Anthropica by David Hollander - and we're joined by the author himself!

Thanks to David for being a good sport as we butcher his beautiful work and Austin asks insightful questions like "How do you even write a book, anyway?" Plus, Ganesh learns some new French words!

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Short Circuit
01/06/2021

Welcome to Let's Stop There! We have one hour to read Short Circuit by Colin Wedgelock, the novelization of a silver screen classic about an adorable bartender robot with a nuke on his back and an affinity for the open road. Forget about Tom Selleck, Johnny Five is the ultimate '80s sex symbol.

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The Bible [Part 2]
12/30/2020

This week we're finishing up "The Bible" and saying our goodbyes to the Amazon Book Club. In three days time we will be resurrected as Let's Stop There - much like our new hero and role model, Jesus. Join us as we turn the page and move on to our next chapter!   ---   Background music powered by Epidemic Sound


The Bible [part 1]
12/16/2020

This week we're reading The Bible by God. We're just a few episodes away from the debut of our new podcast Let's Stop There, but before we pull the trigger, we've decided to repent our sins and get right with God. This is our first two-part episode and we're kicking it off with the Old Testament.

Right in time for the holiday season, we're giving you the best gift of all: Eternal salvation.


Alien Thanksgiving
11/25/2020

Happy Thanksgiving, folks...Alien Thanksgiving by Zara Zenia, that is. Gather round and let Ganesh tell you a holiday tale as old as time -the story of a woman who brings home a bright blue alien boyfriend for Thanksgiving dinner. Make sure you download this one, you're going to want to pass this down to your children and grandchildren someday. A new Thanksgiving tradition!

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Patreon Unlocked: Choose Your Own Adventure - The Oregon Trail & Titanic
11/19/2020

This week we're reading two "Choose Your Own Adventure" books - join us as we lose family members left and right on the Oregon Trail and the Titanic. Tragic stuff! 

 

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The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony
11/05/2020

This week we're reading The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony by J M Hoover. Surely the most important thing happening this week, we finally expand on the dirty sweatpant lore that's been haunting our show for months. Also - a big announcement! Something new is around the corner in 2021 and we're giving you the lowdown.

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Give Yourself Goosebumps: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life
10/19/2020

This week we're reading Goosebumps: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life by R.L. Stine. It's time for our annual tradition - a Halloween Choose-Your-Own-Adventure. R.L. isn't screwing around this time in what's sure to go down as a Halloween classic. Will we make the right decisions and come out on top or will we end up DEAD? Tune in to hear us make all the wrong decisions.

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Premium Unlocked: Pet Semetary
10/07/2020

Hey yall - Ganesh is in the middle of moving apartments and though we have a new episode in the bank, he hasn't had a chance to finish editing it. In the meantime, please enjoy an old PATREON episode, Pet Semetary.

This week we're reading Pet Sematary by Stephen King. This one is spooky scary and gets us all riled up. Worth the money, I'd say!

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My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart
09/24/2020

This week we're reading My Antifa Lover by Jessica Stranger. Ever fall for a BAD BOY? You know the type - Dark. Mysterious. Dangerous. Anti-racist and anti-capitalist. A full blown SJW taking a drag off a Juul while he lures you with his siren song to the local DSA chapter. Before you know it you're knocking on doors hawking the Green New Deal to a boomer with a black lung and shotgun pointed in your face.   Who's right? Who's wrong? Who's to say. Love doesn't discriminate. Join us as we tread the dark and sexy path to opposing fascism.

 

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Crimson Son: Can the Powerless Son of a Superhero Do What His Father Couldn't?
09/02/2020

This week we're reading Crimson Son: Can the Powerless Son of a Superhero Do What His Father Couldn't? by Russ Linton. Book 1 in the "Crimson Son Universe Series" aims to answer this question and MUCH more. With the world in chaos, who couldn't use a super hero to help put the pieces back together? Get in on the ground floor of what's sure to be a pop culture bonanza.

 

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
08/18/2020

This week we're reading The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor by Max Allan Collins. "The book was better than the movie!" is a common refrain among the more literary minded, but is it always true? Rest assured, folks, this book is just as shitty as its silver screen namesake. Think about everything you liked about The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Brendan Fraser) and now imagine it without that. Not good. Let's see if we can pump some magic back into this lifeless husk.

 

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Sweet Tea & Second Chances
07/29/2020

This week we're reading Sweet Tea & Second Chances by Dylann Crush. This book is exactly what you think it is, no more and no less. We still had a whole heap of fun reading it. Speaking of second chances, tune in to hear Austin try and dig himself out of a hole from the jump.

 

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Little League Heroes
07/08/2020

This week we're reading Little League Heroes by Joe Jackson. Ah, baseball - our National Pastime. Do you hear that? The crack of the bat, the snap of a ball hitting the glove, the low chanting of the crowd, Mikey's dad yelling at the ump for calling his kids pitch a strike when it was really up and in, little Jake Kirby crying in the dugout...

...because this is LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL. They say everything is bigger in Texas, yes. But they ALSO say everything is smaller in South Williamsport, PA (home of the Little League World...


Back to the Future
06/16/2020

This week we're reading "Back to the Future" by George Gipe. Ganesh wanted to read the novelization of his favorite 80's sci-fi movie - unfortunately, we couldn't get our hands on "Short Circuit" so this will have to do. Whether you're a George McFly (Shane?) or a Biff Tannen (Definitely Ganesh), there's a little something for everyone in this adaptation of a SILVER SCREEN classic. Even if you don't love the movie, tune in to hear Ganesh fumble around with a real book.

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Humpty Bumpkin
05/26/2020

This week we're reading "Humpty Bumpkin" by Sam Cheever. Turns out "Humpty Bumpkin" isn't just the legal name on Shane's birth certificate, it's a book! About murder! And debutantes! Pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and throw away that medical mask, we're taking a trip DOWN SOUTH.

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The Apology
05/18/2020

This week we're reading "The Apology" by Douglas Scribner. Buckle up, this is the best apology since Ruben Studdard's "Sorry 2004" - who's ready to forgive and forget??

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Alien Prison Ship
05/05/2020

This week we're reading "Alien Prison Ship" by Terrance Mulloy. It's a dark time right now and I think we could all use something light and optimistic to pick us up and keep us going. Unfortunately we're reading a book about a group of alien prisoners who crash land on Earth and wreak havoc on the good people of Atlanta, Georgia. Spoiler: The only good alien in the book is a prison guard. Life sucks!

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Mommy Loves the Banker
04/27/2020

This week we're reading "Mommy Loves the Banker" by Sharon Hughson. We're alive, and we're not gonna let this quarantine keep us down any longer. Join us for our first remote episode - just three dudes in their own apartments talking into the void. Which one of us will break down first? Guess you'll have to tune in! 

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Premium Unlocked: Redwall
04/13/2020

This week we're reading "Redwall" by Brian Jacques. A beloved children's fantasy series (that was completely unknown to Austin), join as us Ganesh gives a master-class in mediocre voice over work. Do they give out Emmys for podcasts?

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ABC Remix: The Magpies
03/30/2020

Hey folks - we're still quarantined as hell, so no new episode this week. But don't worry - you can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD STANDARD. Take a trip down memory lane with us, won't you?

This week we're reading "The Magpies" by Mark Edwards. This one's got it all! Sex! Fire! Relentless ass kicking! British slang in a Boston (???) accent! Our first LISTENER MAILBAG! Not to mention, a brand new full length track from the one...


ABC Remix: Hot Bachelor
03/22/2020

Hey folks - so we've been quarantined as hell for what seems like the last three years, so no new episode this week. But don't worry - you can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD STANDARD. Take a trip down memory lane with us, won't you?

This week we're reading "Hot Bachelor" by Katie McCoy. That's right - episode FIFTY! The big 5-0. We're officially over the hill, join us as we celebrate with some mind numbing garbage...


Premium Unlocked: JAWS
03/09/2020

Good news - we got new mics last week! Bad news - Ganesh somehow botched the recording. But our loss is yet again your gain, please enjoy this old patreon episode FREE OF CHARGE. If you like what you hear, you can get more at https://www.patreon.com/amznbookclub.

This week we're reading "JAWS" by Peter Benchley. That's right folks, the source material for the 1975 box-office hit that scared an entire generation out of the sea. Tune in to hear Austin spit some hot takes, sing like a joyful child, and kiss Ganesh on the mouth...


Dinosaur Lake
02/24/2020

This week we're reading "Dinosaur Lake" by Kathryn Meyer Griffith. There's a dino on the loose and the only one who can do a damn thing about it is a bumbling park ranger. Imagine Jurassic Park meets Yogi Bear, read in chunks by three idiots who can hardly keep up.

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A Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby
02/10/2020

This week we're reading "A Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby" by Hanna Hart. Cowboy. Billionaire. Secret. Baby. What else do you need? This combination of words is the key that will unlock your mind. This is more than a book - it's the pathway to nirvana. Forget your troubles. Forget your family. Forget your friends. Pry open your third eye and gaze into the abyss. Achieve immortality. Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby.

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