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This week we're reading more fan fiction. Longtime listeners should know what to expect, but if this is your first time tuning in maybe skip this and try Bigfoot Cop.

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This week we're reading Reader's Digest, the perfect bathroom magazine read to you by America's foremost toilet experts.

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This week we're reading It's Just Business by Lauren Landish and Willow Winters. We may be podcast hosts, we may be friends, but most importantly - we're business partners. And it's about time we cut the BULLSHIT and got down to stone cold business. I forgot what this book was about, sorry.

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This week we're reading Tommy Turdlette by Donald Desaulniers. We (obviously) only picked this book because of the title, but we quickly grew to love Tommy, the bizarre lawyer with questionable politics and no discernible problems. Eazy, breezy, beautiful Tommy Turdlette.

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This week we're reading Suburban Legends by Sam Stall. Austin prepares for his move to the suburbs with some spooky stories about what could be waiting for him in his new back yard. Ghosts? Murderers? Large birds???

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This week we're reading Nipslip by Gwyn McNamee. You may remember the first book in this series, Dickslip, where some dude accidentally exposes himself and all hell breaks loose. This is like that, but for nips. Can't wait to see what slips out next!

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This week we're reading Dickslip by Gwyn McNamee. Dick Slip? Dicks Lip? Either way, you're not gonna wanna Google it. [episode originally released Apr 18, 2022]

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This week we're doling out more advice no one asked for or wanted in response to Dear Abby letters. 

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No new episode this week - so please enjoy an old episode from our patreon archives (originally released June 2023).

This week we're reading Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust. It's that time of year: hot, sticky and wet. While you lay out and work on your base tan, why not indulge in some HOT HOT dinosaur erotica with your three favorite podcasters?

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This week we're reading Carnival Creeps by Aiden Pierce. Just in time for Mother's Day, this is a nasty bit of work about a bunch of sexually deviant circus freaks getting their rocks off to dudes hanging off of meat hooks. Perfect to listen to with mom!

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This week we're reading FAN FICTION! Have we run out of real books to read? Have we become desensitized and need something extra nasty? Are we just plain lazy? The answer is yes to all of the above.

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This week we're reading Alien CEO Needs a Nanny by Tasha Black. A big hunky Alien stud needs childcare for his freakish brood and wouldn't you know it, he needs a little lovin' too. Also he's purple and a CEO and probably a college graduate. What a catch!

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This week we're reading Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki. Now that we're growing up and having kids, we need a responsible adult to tell us to stop buying drugs and videogames and start putting our money into high yield savings accounts. Boring!!!

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This week we're reading Poison and Party Hats by Madelyn Scott. Unfortunately, our brains did a hard reset on January 1st so it's difficult to remember what this book is about, but the cover has a cartoon dog in a party hat with a bottle of champagne. Sounds like our kind of book! Here's to 2024!

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This week we're reading Jane Bond by V.R. Tapscott. We recorded this a few weeks ago and I don't remember a single thing about it. Ganesh asked me to blurb the book "Jane Bond" and my mind went blank. Felt like I was staring directly into the sun. Jane Bond??? Fairly concerning, actually. I don't recall a recent head injury but I'm exhibiting the symptoms. Might need to reach out to my primary care physician. Anyhow, Jane Bond - enjoy!

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This week we're reading Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland by R.L. Stine. It's the spookiest time of the year and we're reading a book by America's Dark Prince himself, Richard Lewis Stine. "This guy is fucked up!" says NYT. Reader beware!

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This week we're reading The Egg and How I Laid It by Jonathan Galimore. What if man...could lay egg? A question our ancestors have asked since time immemorial. Finally, some answers. Egg. Egg. EGG!  

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This week we're reading My Al: A Robot Why-Choose Love Story by G.M. Fairy, a warning about the dystopian future that might happen if you smooch on ChatGPT. No smooching!

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This week we're celebrating our 200th episode with some good old fashioned FAN FICTION. Stick around to the very end where we finally get our comeuppance! Hooray!

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No new free episode this week, so enjoy this oldie from our Patreon archives (originally published June 20, 2022).

This week we're reading After Life by John Edward, the world-renowned medium who will talk to your dead grandma whether you like it or not. You spend your whole life being a good person and then you gotta spend the afterlife with a guy from LONG ISLAND. Fucked up!

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This week we're reading The Shocking History of Pee by Ronald Blumer. We're back from a bit of a break and we aren't wasting any time. No sense in easing back into it, here's a 100 mph fastball straight at your head. Press play and crank the volume. It's pee, folks.

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This week we're reading Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse by Johnny B. Truant. At long last, we return to the Fat Vampire universe to catch up with Reginald and the gang. Since we last met, the FVU had been adapted into a show for the SyFy network and in this episode we argue that we deserve a cut. Cut us a check, NBCUniversal!

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No new episode this week - we'll be back with some FRESH CONTENT next Monday on Patreon and in two weeks on this feed. In the meantime - enjoy this episode from our premium archives (originally published September 2022).   This week we're reading What Would You Do? by Taylor Sapp and it turns out the answer is almost never "start a podcast" so I'm pretty sure this book is BUNK.  

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This week we're reading Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. We're back! The year of non-fiction is behind us and Ganesh has a new resolution for 2023 - it's time to make the boys blush. To kick things off, we're starting with some truly depraved stuff that will turn your hair white. Will we be able to look each other in the eyes after this one?

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This week we're closing out the year with a blowout holiday fan fiction episode. This one isn't for the faint of heart! Put the kids to bed, break out the milk and cookies, and prepare for a stocking full of COAL.

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This week we're reading Stuffed: Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same by Robert Davis. This book has the same effect as a huge Thanksgiving dinner. By the end you'll feel foggy, confused, and ready to unbuckle your pants. A feast for the senses! Happy Thanksgiving, folks!   book link

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This week we're reading Goosebumps: Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns by RL Stine. Get ready for a spooky end to the spookiest month of the year with some classic 90s Scholastic Book Fair Horror.   book link

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  This week we're reading Tick Tock, You're Dead! by R.L. Stine. Yet again, it's October, the month for FRIGHTS that DELIGHT. And as we do every year, we skip the tricks and bring you a big freakin' treat - a Goosebumps Choose Your Own Adventure. Much like a high-school junior hitting the streets to trick-or-treat, I'm starting to think we're getting too old for this.   book link

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This week we're reading 2050: Psycho Island by Phil M. Williams. Waterfront cabana? Pina colada in hand? Blood-soaked battle royale between a mob of 'roided out freaks? If you call that "psycho" well, then, I don't want to be sane. Book me a ticket!   book link

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[this is an old patreon episode from Feb 2022 - we'll be back with a new episode in 2 weeks] This week we're reading Choose Your Own Misery: Dating by Jilly Gagnon and Mike MacDonald. Time for three 30-something shlubs in long-term relationships to get back on the dating scene one last time. Do we still have what it takes? Did we ever???

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This week we're reading The Art of Witty Banter by Patrick King. After four years of giving it our best effort, it's time we turn to a professional for help. Turns out dedicating 75% of every conversation to poop jokes is actually NOT recommended - you learn something new every day!   book link

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This week we're reading Nerd in Shining Armor by Vicky Lewis Thompson. Read to you by three nerds in dirty sweatpants. HEYO!   book link

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No new episode this week - we'll be back in 2 weeks with FRESH CONTENT.

This week we're reading How to Manipulate Everyone: Exposing the Mind Benders by The Rogue Hypnotist. Guess this guy's a real master of his craft because this one PUT US TO SLEEP! Even still, you're gonna want to tune in for our usual brand of garbage.

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This week we're reading Beach House Romance by Cora Seton, an easy breezy beach read for a HOT summer day. Slather on the sunscreen, kick back and enjoy. book link

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No new episode this week, so please enjoy an old patreon episode (originally posted 6/23/21). We'll be back with a new episode in two weeks.  

This week we're reading Rocket Fuel Pee: Man of Ruin by Oliver Franks. Nothing subtle about it, this book is about a man who pees nuclear waste. But this book isn't JUST about a man with a destructive stream. It's about facing adversity and overcoming it. In the end, are we so different from the man with rocket fuel pee?

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This week we're reading Porn Land by Kevin Shamel. From the author of Bigfoot Cop comes the tale of two men who find themselves in a depraved porn world, complete with some of the most disgusting scenes we've ever read. Just in time for summer!   book link

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No new episode this week, so please enjoy an old patreon episode (originally posted 9/2/21). We'll be back with a new episode in two weeks. This week we're reading Dread and Butter by Chelsea Thomas. We've got another small-town murder on our hands and who better to solve it than three busy-bodies with nothing better to do? And who better to READ this book than three busy-bodies with nothing better to do??? book link

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This week we're reading To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five by J.S. Cooper. There are a million ways to deal with an annoying neighbor - write a note, complain to the landlord, direct confrontation - but have you ever tried falling in love with them instead??   book link

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No new episode this week (except on patreon.com/letsstopthere), we'll be back next week with a fresh episode - in the meantime, please enjoy this older patreon episode.

This  week we're reading Bumfuzzle by Patrick Schulte, the true story of a couple that decided to throw their lives away and sail around the world for no reason at all. Why stay put in your cushy job and comfortable home when you could buy a boat and set a course directly to the coast of Somalia?

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This week we’re back in the mud, getting down and dirty with some good old fashioned Fan Fiction. Plus - an extended conversation about Will Smith and Chris Rock, the thing everyone is still buzzing about, right? Right??? Sorry, this episode was recorded 200 years ago.

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