The Fairbairn Podcast
Tune into a 45 min hang out with with sketch comedy duo and brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn. Think banter about things that piss them off, soap box moments about things that don’t matter, and unique solutions to problems that never were an issue to begin with, Fairbairn Podcast is a natural performance based comedy podcast. The guys are sarcastic, but mean well and is a pullback behind the curtain of two of the biggest faces on the Australian internet. Sign up to the Patreon for bonus episodes! A DM Podcast
Solving Sydney's Car Issues
Citizens of the greatest city on earth will know one of its many flaws is the scourge of cars taking up all the spots that would otherwise be primed for Lachlan and Jaxon to park in. Well worry no more because we have two of Australia's brightest minds on the case! ALSO, what's the deal with the bible?? And Jaxon shares his retirement plans.
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LACHLAN'S BACK And He Also Hates Italy
The world feels right again as our dear friend Lachlan Fairbairn is back to anchor the show we all love. We get a blow by blow account of his holiday highlights from Italy, Greece, Monaco, France and then Monaco again. Plus his unfiltered takes on what Europe is doing right and what it's doing wrong. Plus Jaxon has some stuff he wants to talk about as well I guess.
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NOODLE FEET with Tilly Oddy-Black
It's an historic occasion for the Fairbairn podcast as we welcome our first ever female guest, the one and only Tilly Oddy-Black! Tilly joins Jaxon to touch the tip of the iceberg of Tilly lore, discussing everything from her sleeping habits, her flimsy joints, placenta, foreskins and much more! Plus Jaxon finds out that Taylor Swift got married and we decide what to do with Brick's ashes.
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GET YOUR BOWELS CHECKED
Lachlan is away and the boys will play. Jaxon has enlisted the help of TikTok sensation Will Gibb to bring you a bountiful podcast chocked full of entertainment and education. The boys trudge through topics like orphanages, circumcisions, colonoscopies and Jackass. We've also got potentially the worlds first Haiku battle ever recorded on a podcast, as well as some niche impressions and mouth watering hypotheticals.
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Finding Jaxon a Hinge Date
Those of you in our patreon would have been with us to craft Jaxon an irresistible Hinge profile, and now we all get to enjoy the fruits of our collective labour, as we trawl through the thousands of responses that Jaxon has had in the last week. We also aim to invent a contraption to stop elderly people from getting hurt when they fall over. Sorry for being a morally upstanding and problem-solving podcast.
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Toy Story Has Ruined My Life
We've listened to the feedback and heard you all begging, so we have dived in deep to investigate the artistic and cultural merits of both the Toy Story and The Incredibles franchises. But don't worry it's not all serious stuff, the boys also ask some important questions like 'How do compasses work?' and 'Was Rosa Parks a baddie?' All this plus so much more!
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We Hate Stomp Clap
Many people dream of one day of becoming famous & rich then being able to buy their parents a house, Jaxon has other ideas. We also get into the intricacies of the 2010 stomp clap phenomenon, PLUS an intellectual discussion on whether Batman is to blame for his parents death.
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Jaxon Went For a Huge Run
Real Jaxonheads out there will know that our man has been training his butt off for a 24 hour ultra-marathon and finally, it happened. Not to be outdone though, Lachlan drove for most of the run to help keep the team fit and fuelled, so who can really say was the more important team member? Plus we have some stories from the early days of the internet and musings on eshay culture.
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Cube Lube
The boys are back on the eve of Jaxon's big run and he's outraged at a shocking oversight by Red Bull's organisers. Lachlan has also devised a list of the top 5 things to do while it's raining and #3 will PULVERISE you. Plus we've got some stories about life BHD (before high definition) and Dave has some big plans for his week!
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A Guide To Farm Work
Happy Tuesday fellow fairbairn fans! It's time for some good old fashioned farm yarns as the boys cast their minds back to the days when Daddy Fairbairn would put them to work on the great plains of Murray Bridge. We also get into all the action from the weekend's shows in Perth and everything that the great western city had to show to us. Plus schemes to get rich & racist dating?
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We're Just A Floating Dot
The boys get introspective and self reflective as we tackle questions about morality, ethics, personal sacrifice and killing baby h*tler. We also get into some classic fairbairn family stories and questionable fashion choices, plus an educated discussion on the definition of gravity.
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Superhero Sharehouse ft. Will Gibb
Joining the boys in studio today is star of new ABC show Bad Company Will Gibb! Will talks about his upbringing in Murray Bridge and what he's been up to since Lachlan and Jaxon moved away. Plus we have our dream musical plots, how to order a TV show and an exciting audition opportunity for Jaxon!
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Bluey is In Trouble!
After Lachlan's ugly confrontation with a Wiggles legend, he's now decided he'll be standing up and helping another Australian kids icon. This time it's Bluey, who has found herself in a sticky situation with some nasty characters. Plus we've got red flags, the Michael Jackson movie and much more!
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Grumble's Sexual Disaster
The boys are back after the Melbourne Comedy fest and ready to unload about everything that went down, plus a SHOCKING realisation for Jaxon. The boys also get into some cancelled movies, the saddest feelings, the Avatar leak and 9/11.
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The Melbourne Episode (with Special Guest)
The boys are in Melbourne soaking up the fun of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and they've found an old friend to join them for the podcast. Coming to you from the Cold Ones studio, Lachlan, Juice World and Darcy bring you the stories from all the adventures together. We've also got words that trigger Jaxon, designing a kids movie and finding out how many people have died.
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Yelling At Kids
The boys are fired up! This disgrace has gone on for too long and it's time someone took a stand. Yes we're talking about possible the greatest issue of our current day: Kids on E-Bikes. We also talk through rich people activities, teenage bedroom wall decorations PLUS the Top 5 Artists that it's worrying if you're too into them.
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Designing A New Kids Show
Due to an unfortunate incident Lachlan is currently beefing with one of The Wiggles, so we've decided to make our own cast of characters to form a rival childrens entertainment group! How hard could it be? Plus there's a guide to social interactions, ranking spidermen, and unfortunate boners!
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Building The Perfect Superhero
Who is the best superhero of all time? Who is the worst? Should superheroes be stickier? What's on Jaxon's face? Why didn't the ministry of magic know that Hermoine was doing everyones homework? All these questions answered plus so much more in this thoughtful and inspiring episode
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Welcome to Fairbairn Land
You've heard of Disney Land. You've experienced Movie World. There's Six Flags, Universal Studios and Shanghai Haiching Ocean World. These are all household names for now, until their supremacy is surpassed by Fairbairn Land. With the help of our dear friend Sopha Dopha, Lachlan and Jaxon launch what is set to be the greatest amusement park anyone has ever stepped foot in and then potentially not been able to leave. Want the details? Listen in!
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The Japan Diaries
Fresh off the plane from the land of the rising sun, Japanese Lachlan and Ben 10 are here to fill you in on all the happenings and goings on from their holiday. There was beef with fans, a lost phone, cultural critiques and so much more. Arigato for listening!
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Picking The New James Bond
Much has been said about who could potentially fill the shoes of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Will it be Callum Turner? Will it be Idris Elba? Will it be Hunter Schafer? Or could it be someone completely different, someone not on the radar of many Hollywood insiders? Listen to find out who the dark horse in this race is.
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Top 5 Most Bullsh*t Skills
The boys are back from their shows at the Radelaide Fringe festival with stories galore. After the Adelaide Saga unfolds we get into the nitty gritty of which skills are the most useless, pointless and cringe to have in your arsenal.
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Lachlan's Big Lie
Lachlan comes clean on a fib he made as a kid, meanwhile Jaxon decides who can or can't say a specific slur. PLUS we hear all about Valentines day, the circus, half time shows and the best way to piss off Christopher Nolan.
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Jaxon's Fatherhood Plan ft. Pat Clifton
With Lachlan still mysteriously missing, Jaxon enlists the help of dear friend of the pod, Pat Clifton from the You Wouldn't Podcast. We finally address the question on everyone's lips: How far can Pat deepthroat a banana? Plus Jaxon has a grand idea for how he plans on raising his kids.
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Building Our Dream Ranch
Lachlan has some explaining to do after walking in with bleach blonde hair but not before the boys discuss whether their dad thought they were gay for watching Hannah Montanna. PLUS we build our dream ranch and Jaxon gives a deadly ultimatum to save the film industry.
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COOL GUYZ ONLINE
It's an absolutely stacked episode this week with FIVE, that's right, FIVE special guests. Your two favourite boys are joined by Gus, Matt, Sven, Ryan and Ben for one of the most jam packed hours of podcasting you've ever been subjected to.
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Jaxon's Birthday Bash
It's been a big weekend for the boys but it'll take more than that to keep them away from the studio. Plus, would you believe it, Jaxon is still broke.
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We're Back!
The boys are back from a long break and ready to update everyone on the goings on and happenings in the world of Fairbairn
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Millennial Humour
Christmas season is in full swing as your hosts Lachlan and Christmas Jones bring you another holly jolly episode of the podcast. We talk millennial humour, scooby doo and the only rational reasons for people to get a happy meal.
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Sopha Dopha Presents: A Fairbairn Film
The boys are back and fresh off Australian media's night of nights - The TikTok awards! With some stories about brushing shoulders with the best as well as insightful thoughts on the state of the industry, this episode is not to be missed. Plus, Jaxon gets chased, Lachlan gets old and Swedish chicks!
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We're Lumped Up
The boys are back and Jaxon has a special surprise that he's brought in which has nothing to do with Lachlan's Birthday. Meanwhile we get into the politics around photo dumps on instagram, plus Jaxon has a spicy confession about what he likes to get up to with his best boys.
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Jaxon Goes Bush
Jaxon is back from his adventures in the wilderness and he's got the battle scars to prove it! Meanwhile Lachlan brings up a story of a similar adventure to the bush that sounds rather familiar. Plus we've got one of the all time great ins and outs list, some great submissions from the patreon and so much more!
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We Wrote Jason Statham's Next Movie
First off a huge thanks to everyone who has already subscribed to our new Patreon. If you haven't already, this is the only place you can listen to full bonus episodes, see full videos and join in on the discussion! This week the boys chat about famous rapper deaths, a night meeting celebrities, a tough Would You Rather, plus so much more!
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The Fairbairn Christmas Spectacular
Join your two favourite jolly holly boys, Jingle Balls and Ringle Bells to take you on a magical journey through everyones favourite time of the year. The boys talk about how easy it is to be an actor, how bad Jaxon is at organising dates and much more!
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BONUS: P!nk vs Lady Gaga
The boys address all the controversy surrounding the past and future of the Boner ep, before diving into some deep musical analysis. We also extensively and comprehensively cover our favourite snack choices when dining at our local cinema.
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Hanging With Jelly Roll
The boys are coming in hot this week after hanging out with a major celebrity, as well as learning that they are now mutual friends with James Cameron. Plus we're sick and tired of having to log in to do literally anything.
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BONUS: Movies Shouldn't Have Themes
The boys go deep on the meanings behind movies, and whether they should even have meanings in general.
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Taking A Lap
Jaxon's back from the mincing machine and the boys delve into some hot button topics around Saudi Arabia, Mark Zuckerberg, Florence Pugh and Lachlan's Taint.
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BONUS: The Best Day of Jaxon's Life
With Jaxon still minced, Ben joins Lachlan to recount what Jaxon described as the best day of his life. The boys also chat through the politics of wearing shoes to the gym.
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Jaxon's Been Minced
Special guest BEN is in Jaxon's seat today as they talk through Jaxon's unfortunate demise. We've also got mad libs, being left on emojis, some more dating life updates and much more.
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