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A former soccer star was arrested after inhaling nitrous oxide while driving his lamborghini. Bonus, he also crashed into a gate. Drive a lambo, or huff nitrous oxide* but don't do them both at the same time. Mr Sterling should feel shame, shame, shame. 

*don't actually huff nitrous oxide.

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Bingo, Tickle Me Elmo and Mahjong are among the finalists for this years Toy Hall of Fame!

Official ticket link HERE

College kids are doing downward dog poses at parties instead of keg stands these days! Here are 10 things college kids are missing out on!

Dude ripped off athletes for millions. Athletes include Travis Kelce and Tim Hardaway Jr. It was a Ponzi scheme. I mean, I get why people want to take other people's money, but how do they enjoy it? I'd be paranoid as heck! Jawahar, for having balls of steel and swindling people out of over 30 million should feel shame, shame, shame.

This man held onto the September 1894 magazine "The Century Illustrated Monthly" for almost 132 years! It was 48,220 days late. BUT he turned it in because the library is currently doing a fine freeze so he doesn't have to pay the $12,000 fine. 
For returning a magazine 6888 weeks late instead of the standard one week a library allows, John should feel shame, shame, shame.

Sean Payton, the coach of the Broncos, told his wife to draft Jaylen Waddle into her fantasy football team. Waddle then went on to finish his Broncos debut with one catch for two yards. If I were the wife of an NFL coach, I'd probably trust what they had to say when it comes to Fantasy football. However, after this? I'll take my chances with Chatgbt. Sean Payton, for setting his wifes FF team WAY back in week one, should feel shame, shame, shame.

Join the North Wisconsin Bearded Villains & Courage Incorporated at Octoberfest on 9/26. More information HERE!

Titan Casket is selling a Pumpkin Spice Casket. That is not a misprint. I am a basic bitch girly when it comes to PSL's but this is tooooooooooooo much. Pumpkin spice has jumped the shark. I mean maybe I'm slightly impressed that they managed to turn the one thing you didn't think could be pumpkin spice related into a PSL spontaneous purchase, but still, they also should feel shame, shame, shame.

September 6th – City of Janesville 
3 different reports of a man carrying a shovel and digging small holes on various properties. While the police located the holes, they did not locate the male subject.

September 7th - Village of Pleasant Prairie 
A woman called in a noise complaint about her male neighbor having loud music. An Officer stated the music was too loud and had him the volume down. After the officer left, she called back because he turned the music back up, and was outside making "barking dog" sounds at her.  

September 8th - City Eau Claire ...

What state spends the most on OF?

More info on the shows HERE

Meta has a new AI platfom called Muse so the band Muse lost it's handle @Muse and now go by @Museband. If that were me, I'd be pretty pissed. It's like trying to use your name as your email address but having to add numbers or letters at the end because someone else already registered it. Meta, for taking other people's social media handles, should feel shame, shame, shame.

One of the easiest ways to become our Weenie Of The Week is by exposing YOUR weenie. Thanks for the low hanging fruit (literally) but also don't do that guys.

Learn more about Rise Together and the event HERE

Hallmark will kick off their Countdown to Chistmas with "Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story" on 10/17. The Bears? Really? The Packers have a player on their team with the last name of LOVE. COME ONNNNNNNNNNN. Or maybe the Cleveland Browns.. well, maybe not.. that movie might end up on some questionable German kink websites. 
Hallmark for chosing the Bears for a movie should feel shame, shame, shame.

Since the prize was winning tickets to see professional bull riding, we swapped out race horses for bull's nicknames. I think Chicken on a Chain is my favorite!

Ahead of his "Empty Nest" Tour coming to the Meyer Theater in Green Bay on September 18th, comedian Henry Cho joined the show. He's the first comedian to be given membership in the Grand Ole Opry since the 70s, and now that his kids are grown, he's back on the road and preparing for his first comedy special in 20 years.

LIV Golf was the answer to the PGA. Thing is, I didn't hear anyone asking any questions. But LIV gave a lot of money to some big name golfers and went and did their own thing... for 4 years, until they filed for bankruptcy. Now they owe some of those big name golfers and some of those golfers also can't get back into the PGA because of a level of pettiness I wish to one day achieve. For LIVing fast and dying young, LIV should feel shame, shame, shame.

Streaming services always seem to be raising their prices. ALWAYS. So, to combat that, just binge what you want and then move on to the next service. After I'm done with House of the Dragon on HBO, I'll be hopping over to Paramount to get my fix of South Park. No more paying for them all at once. Paramount and chill doesn't roll off the tongue like Netflix and chill, but 9 bucks a month for one service intead of $150 for all of them makes it sound a lot better. Streaming, for constantly raising prices should feel shame, shame, shame.

August 31st – Delafield 
At Walmart a naked male was sitting in his car, door wide open, in full view of shoppers. He wound up being taken to jail 

September 1st – Eau Claire 
One woman reported that another woman keeps calling over and over, offering the caller a job, but would not state what type of job. 

August 31st – Janesville 
A Naked girl is wandering through apt building halls and randomly kicking doors.  

September 2nd – Janesville 
At Planet Fitness at 6:05 AM a man in the gym keeps pulling his pants up and down.

No Weenie Of The Week tomorrow so enter Thomas Barrath, our Cocktail Frank. Guy leaves his kids at home to go break into a bar at 1:30 in the morning while dressed in a Green Bay Packers robe. He was found later passed out in the bushes with a pack of White Claw and a bottle of Tito's. For these actions, he is our Cocktail Frank of the week.

You might not know his name but he's the dude who does the annoucing on Wheel Of Fortune. Details are fuzzy, but he apparently did something that triggered the cops waiting for him once he got off a flight last month. Way to mess up REAL job security. Jim should feel shame, shame, shame.

Detroit Tigers lost their best pitcher AND their clubhouse espresso machine. Apprently Tarik bought it for the clubhouse and when he got traded to the Dodgers, his wife told him to grab it. Is it a principal thing Jessica? Because your husband's full 2026 arbitration salary was $32 MILLION. You could of bought a nice new one for your west coast swing. Jessica, for kicking the Tigers when they were already down, should feel shame, shame, shame.

In the wide world of Mel Gibson, this is pretty low on the totem pole but yea dude, you still shouldn't mock a sign language interperter at a fan convention when you're on stage. For not thinking, Mel should feel shame, shame, shame.

Aug 23rd - Beloit - Someone called the police to report a male was sleeping in a kayak and a Fire Dept boat was requested. Officers arrived, found that he wasn't in the water, was napping on dry land in the kayak after kayaking earlier. 

Aug 23rd - Eau Claire - Callers reported that a male was laying naked on some rocks, in plain view of the public. Officers arrived, and the male initially told them a fake name, and told them that nude sunbathing was normal "in his country." Officers found out he was actually from Eau C...

Are people super rude or do people just get super offended these days? Here's 10 things you can say to anyone and be OK.

Do I have to say it? GB Packers running back was charged with misdemeanor battery this week. We all have our demons, but you better believe if I was blessed with the talent to play in the NFL, I'd try super extra hard to walk the straight and narrow. For maybe throwing away a career, Jacobs should feel shame, shame, shame.

I would sit here and wonder what was going through this dad's head when he decided to TRIP a 9 year old, but my guess he had absolutely nothing... zero thoughts, going through his noggin when that choice was made. Trip a kid and become our Weenie Of The Week.

Are we prepared for AI to answer our text messages? It might end up being the new version of The Jerry Springer show.

We spoke with Navigator of Veteran Services, Don Carper. Get more information about Wisconsin Veterans Village HERE