The Way It Is
Comedy, sports, and everything you'd like to hear, when you want to hear it.
dePRESSed Secretary
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Can our winning ways continue? Before we received any other golden highlights from the press secretary she has walked away from the job. Not sure who would dress their lawns up for Halloween, but people do, and I would love to know where they hide the 12ft Draculas. Fertility issues hit home in Florida, looking forward to seeing the financial payouts. LETS STAY HOT - LOTY (5-2) going for 4th straight win!
Enie, Meanie, Miney, Coaster
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Bad way to die, number #210 - in a public setting falling from a roller coaster. With such an easy target I have to go after the public speaking abilities of the new press secretary. Getting my wife contacts, because... well, you'll hear about it. LOTY - let's stay HOT (4-2) going for 5th win, 3rd straight!
Wham, BAM, Thank You Rams!
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LOTY returns to our winning ways! However this week we cover how opposites actually attract. Tom Kim escapes serving the military with a gold medal. Susan Dell's plastic surgeon should have their hands cut off, and public execution is somehow okay? LOTY 3-2, going for our 4th win!
The Tipping Point
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This week matters more than most for the LOTY. How in the world does someone survive two lethal injections? What do they teach these plumbers from Israel? LOTY and more!
The Bounce Back
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Logan and Jake Paul are doing what? Mets and Jets take .. I wonder what my dogs would sound like if they could talk. Sports talk and my god the Packers looked awful. LOTY 1-1 *DOUBLE TROUBLE*
Moms, Mitch McConnell, and Male Dogs
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Props to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough. Strangling kids is not the newest fad you should want to partake in. Who saw the video of Mitch McConnell, wonder if he sleeps with his eyes open. Pete Alonso is an alpha, my mets take on the 300th HR and more! LOTY 1-0 ** TD ladder starts this week**
Week 1, is so much fun! LOTY Time!
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Condolences to those who lost loved ones on 9/11.. However I give my take on the most undisputed champion of all time, physics. What is going on around the world you ask, well apparently we can't beat men wearing sandals. Where were you on this day 26 years ago? Flowers for women in the great equalizer. LOTY IS OUT!!!
Dodging Rockets in Russia
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Russia trip, what's going on over there.. some cool experiences and some scary times. How is it without my wife being here you may ask? Well even if you didn't I will tell you. Oh how important it is to take care of yourself. LOTY IS NEXT WEEK!
A Week for the Ages! NFL Futures OUT
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From the trial where people think a guilty woman is innocent, wild horses being sold for meat, Enes Kanter at a WNBA game, and more. Don't want to forget a multi billionaire NFL owner going into a trailer park for some chitty chitty bang bang. Apparently people do not want to kill local pedophiles? My futures for the NFL are OUT - along with my predictions on what Trump will rename the oceans.
The Intro! We Are BACK!
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We are so back, and it never felt so good. Trump opened for me at the convention center today. Going to Japan, eating sushi, bamboo forests, sumo wrestling and more. Going over the whole trip, for those travel enthusiasts out there. World Cup was fun, especially if you don't like Argentina. We are the best country in the wor... just a moment.
LAST LOTY!
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Lady and Gents.. the end is here. 13-8-1, going for our 14th win.. Epstein files, the world apparently ended in Myrtle Beach. Going for broke with some serious social media accountability for my weight loss journey. Can Costco implement stop signs and turn signals on their shopping carts?
Second to Last!
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Minnesota is what the New York Jets organization looks like if they were a society. Friends - to be or not to be. My wife and her mugs, there's only one way to declutter. Mets. Jets. U U U UCONN wild finish. Let's finish out as winners! 13-7-1 going for 14th win!
Looking Back on 35
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My biggest regrets so far in life, only two of them isn't bad. Fandom at its finest with my New York Islanders. Crunch fitness is absolutely bonkers, but for goodness sake clean up your damn weights! Some things last a long time, but none longer than friendship. Weekend recap - LOTY 12-7-1 ; going for 13th win!
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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Getting older is simply the best, Costco clothes make style out of real men. Golf game is going in reverse. What my retirement job should be one day. Miami continues to prove me wrong. LOTY 12-6-1 going for 13th win!
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year! We are so back, public winner last week, going for our 12th win in a row! Congrats to the Somalis, is that YouTube news guy Nick a diversion? Gyms need to let hot women workout for free. The mets have done less than even I expected, which is nothing. LOTY 11-6-1 ; Going for 12th win!
Late, But Not Forgotten!
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Long week, but nothing calms my nerves more than using my wife's hair products in the shower. The Mets continue to break my heart. Presents are... well sort of. LOTY 9-6-1 Going for 10th Win!
Beginning To Look A Lot Like ..
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Mets rant back up and corrected, Enjoy! I feel like I am starting to be the responsible one. Spend less, think more for your Christmas gifts. The war on food in the fridge, last bite tastes the best. How much more is a Christmas tree going to cost before it's all said and done? Michigan really got all they can handle with this scandal.. LOTY 9-5-1 - Going for 10th win!
Mets Mayhem
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How I really feel about what is going on with the New York Mets, David Stearns, and Steven Cohen. Maybe I can jinx them into making moves, but my money is on absolutely not.. Viewer Discretion Advised.
Gravy Train!
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Ladies and gents we haven't lost since... well a long time. Lane Kiffin Files > Epstein Files.. what in the world is going on with that. Bears in the crawl space tells me nothing is affordable anymore. Golf Tournament champions. No, I don't want to lose to get a better draft pick. LOTY (9-4-1) going for out SIXTH straight!
High Five!
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Turkey is out, pizza is in. Why do we only have to have stuffing on Thanksgiving? David Stearns gives me zero reason to be excited. Thanksgiving NFL Madness, and more! Going for our 5th straight LOTY winner! (8-4-1)
Keep on Keeping On!
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Why I will never go to a World Cup game! Just finished up playing the round of my life shooting an 81, that was fun. Why are micro penises the talk of the town in the news? Nothing like celebrating the death and enslavement of millions of native Americans over turkey. NY Sports chatter.. LOTY (7-4-1) Going for 8th win!
Short and Sweet!
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New York Sports banter for a quick moment, & getting old sucks. How about those Epstein files, and why does my Mac book automatically capitalize the E in his name?! Lock of the Year! 6-4-1 ( Going for 7th win )
Week 10 - Fighting For Survival
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Sweet Moses do we need a win; it's sign season with Election Day here! Dodgers come back in one of the most wildest endings in the World Series. Jets reaction; boy they made some stellar moves! Loser of the week - Alec Baldwin. Better chance I make changes to NY than Momdanny! LOTY dying for a win (5-4-1).
Week 9 - Bouncing Back
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It's Halloween in the United States, but it's easter in Costco. Why do we have to get involved in other countries so called problems? New York sports talk, no way on earth Mets can let Peter go. It's that time of year where your water stays cold in the car all year long. LOTY ( 5-3-1) looking to bounce back with our 6th win!
Protect American Soil ! Week 8
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Can we prolong the home soil win streak? Why jeopardize a 160M career earnings for 200k? FBI gambling busts and the NBA, what would I do? Loser of the week is... a tough question. What is on my algorithm this week you ask? Of course a jets rant, and last but not least.. the LOTY ( 5-2-1 ) going for our 6th win!
Feels Good to be Home!
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Back in the states, back on track! 1-0-1 last week. Loser of the week ties straight into the jets putrid display of what a blind man would call football. Grades from overseas, food, women, cleanliness. How are your goals going, re setting mine. LOTY - going for our 5TH WIN .. (4-2-1)
Bouncing BACK - To The US!
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Heading back ; what I learned in a nutshell.. best food out of the 3 countries? Hands down in ___________ . What culture dominates the travel trade the best? Loser of the week? None other than our United States Gov! Escaping death from a Munich Oktoberfest Bombing, no problem! LOTY 3-2 (Going for 4th and 5th win)
Germs in Me - Week 5 !
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Starting off with losing my mind over the Jets and Mets. Nothing like catching a sinus infection on the road. Oktoberfest is more than a once in a lifetime experience. Berlin is absolutely beautiful. Don't yell at your kids for things you haven't taught them yet. Nothing like bouncing BACK! LOTY 3-1
Week 4 ; We Want MORE!
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We want MORE! We are on absolute FIRE. Loser of the week, don't do half your job do ALL of it! I am 34, and I can do what I want. Marriage flys by. New York sports talk, and yet again sending you another LOCK OF THE YEAR (3-0) going for 4th straight win!
Threes Company
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What a wild week in the world. Biggest loser of the week is? My algorithm is the most diabolical thing on the planet. There really isn't any surprise why lazy people like to remain lazy, off days are fun. Funning isn't run, pretty much. Give El Chapo the keys to the Federal Reserve. Week 3 LOTY!! (2-0)
WEEK 2 - Let The Good Times Roll
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We have won more than the mets in the last week, and we only pick one game. Nothing like getting bent into a pretzel at the blackjack table and live to tell about it. We now have a LOSER OF THE WEEK! Ether tip, or stay home. The wife is back, and things are back in order. LOTY 1-0 GOING FOR 2-0 !
WEEK 1 - The fall of Integrity
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We are so back! Is marrying for money okay? Let's talk about it. Nothing like seeing friends and family. Integrity has gone by the wayside in this country. Epstein list.. get out with it already. Give credit to those who deserve it, AKA Jalen Hurts! LOTY Week 1 is OUT!
We Are BACK!
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Ladies and gents - we are back. Never felt better! A little bit of this, that, and the other. Chicken can bring people together. Some summer activities. A golf cart tab for the ages. Distance makes the heart grow fonder! Don't forget about your futures! LOTY future is OUT!
Last but NOT Least
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Only a Brooklyn woman from NY who is married with a kid seek refuge in love with a Pakistani teenager. Best Buy is not the Best Buy. Where art thou my wife? Are vets held to the same standard of heeding the call for pet health? LOCK OF THE YEAR! going for 18-7, (17-7 @ 72%)
Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object
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Only thing that can stop us is the end of the NFL season! 6 straight winners, 17-7 overall. If I didn't have dogs, I could leave right now go get tacos in Mexico and fly back in the same day. Road rage and how I am now dealing with it. I have officially been workout tracked. Being a single dad is harder than I thought.. No LOTY, bask in the glory of being 17-7!
Melting Snow, One Bet at a Time!
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The story of the 1,500-1 BANGER, who the hell is running Southwest Airlines? The people from Facebook marketplace make the DMV look like a fashion show. Snow in Myrtle? THE Lock of the Year - 16-7 going for 17-7, 5 game win streak!
Staying HOT in January!
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Credit card companies have the worst automated service on earth to save a few bucks. Birthday has come and gone. Real estate is not for the faint of heart. God giveth, god taketh, Marc looks to receiveth! LOTY 15-7 going for 16th win!!
To Boston and Back
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To Boston and back, men wearing dresses, marijuana and clam chowder and everything in between. Finally purging this home and goodwill is my best friend. Sports and of course - the LOCK of the YEAR (14-7) going for 15-7!
Going, Going, Back, Back to..
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Worst air BNB experience of my life, Miami 95 is not for the weak and feeble. Spanish grandma gets on a blackjack heater. The people you meet at a casino can be echoed in eternity. Take a road trip! LOTY 13-7 going for 14-7!!!
ON THE MOVE AGAIN!
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Marc is in the car with his wife and he still says whatever he wants. this air bnb is a dump, twin peaks? I am more interested in the cold beer and food. Horse track is my second home. Why isn't wrapping paper reusable? LOTY going for 13-7 ! (12-7)
