Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale
Fairy tales are nice.Real love is built.The Lastborns is an unfiltered look at marriage, sex, and life as it actually happens — especially when things get hard. Hosted by Dave and Andi, the show explores what it means to stay connected through conflict, change, disappointment, and the unexpected challenges no one warns you about. This is a sex-positive, honest conversation about long-term love — not the fantasy version, but the kind forged through adversity, growth, and real commitment. Because sometimes what you build together, after everything you’ve been through, can be better than any fairytale.
Hedo Naked Truths: Why We’re Finally Writing These Books
Hedo stories, pasties, beach exhibitionism, and yes — we’re writing books! In this episode we break down our latest trip to Hedonism II, share how it sparked major growth, and give you the first look at Dave’s book on personal communication (Emotional Grenades) and Andi’s book about life with him. New podcast name reveal too!
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
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Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
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From Hedonism to the Grand Ole Opry
This episode goes from naked beaches to one of the most emotional nights of our lives. We talk about the healing, vulnerability, and connection we found at Hedonism, the couple who unexpectedly mirrored parts of our story back to us, and the moment backstage at the Grand Ole Opry that changed Dave’s understanding of his own life. It’s sexy, emotional, and probably one of the biggest turning points we’ve shared so far.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
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From Jail Cell to the Grand Ole Opry
This episode starts with a surreal full-circle moment: Dave is heading to the Grand Ole Opry for Jelly Roll’s induction after once being locked up with him when they were teenagers. We also talk about getting packed for Hedonism, why Club MoBay is a total game changer when traveling to Jamaica, how our live streams have been evolving, and the latest chapter in our neighborhood’s legendary cat situation.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
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What Do You Do for a Living? “OnlyFans.”
One simple question turned into a whole conversation. While getting tattooed by an old friend, Dave got asked what we do for a living — and answered with the truth. From there, the room opened up fast. We talk about owning what we do, how people really react when you stop softening it, the reality behind spicy content requests, and why our recent wellness push started with Dave’s injured ankle and turned into something bigger.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Is Foreplay a Love Language?
Are you a build-up person… or a flip-the-switch person? We realized our version of foreplay doesn’t look like what most people think. For us, it’s about emotional safety, flirtation throughout the day, and sometimes just one look across the room. We also get into oral preferences, energy shifts, and how reconnecting has completely reignited our sex life.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
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The No That Set Us Free
Getting rejected for an apartment wasn’t on our 2024 vision board.
But neither was building a studio in our home, rediscovering our creative chemistry, and falling back into sex that wasn’t scheduled, filmed, or monetized.
In this episode we discuss:
• Being judged by your past
• Why sometimes “unfair” doesn’t mean wrong
• Financial pressure and romanticizing change
• Pivoting away from content burnout
• And finding excitement in a new creative direction
Sometimes the no you resent is the redirection you needed.
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From Therapy Breakdowns to Taco Pheromones
We started with trauma breakthroughs and ended with head-smelling pheromone confessions. That’s just how our life works. This episode dives into how a resurfaced childhood memory reshaped our fighting style, why emotional shutdown is finally cracking open, and what it looks like to heal in real time. Plus: aging moments that made us feel ancient, defending movers in Texas, Valentine party plans, sexting, and the weirdly specific scent that apparently flips a biological switch. Welcome to The Lastborns.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
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What You Do After Everything Goes Wrong
Every hero’s story has a breaking point — and this year brought us ours. In this episode, we unpack what happens after the damage is done: when blame stops helping, justice never comes, and the only real choice left is how you spend the time you have. We talk about closing chapters, reclaiming energy, and why thriving is a bigger act of rebellion than revenge.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patre...
Fun Doesn’t Cancel Reality (But Damn, It Helps)
We talk about sex, exhaustion, emotional regulation, and what it means to choose joy after everything felt heavy. Using our time on Groove Cruise as the backdrop, this episode is messy, honest, funny, and real—covering everything from sensory overload and circadian resets to why community, touch, and laughter matter more than ever when life has been hard.
Groove Cruise / @TheGrooveCruise
https://www.groovecruise.com/miami27
iOS Connections (Travel / Community Group)
https://iosconnections.com/
Fountain of Shrooms
https://fountainofshrooms.com
Rizma on Amazon
https://a.co/d/05VtdiOq
We’re Finally Letting Ourselves Live Again
Season 2 of The Lastborns begins with a reset. After a year marked by grief, family upheaval, and near burnout, Dave and Andi reflect on what it means to choose joy again—without guilt and without pretending the pain didn’t happen. This episode sets the tone for a season about sex, love, and life beyond the fairytale.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: htt...
This Almost Ended Us | A New Chapter for Our Marriage
We’ve always said marriage isn’t a fairytale — but this year proved it. From grief and relocation stress to emotional shutdowns and constant conflict, Dave and Andi share the unfiltered truth about the season that nearly ended their marriage. This episode is about admitting hard truths, hearing things you don’t want to hear, and deciding whether love is still worth choosing when everything hurts.
Website: https://DontChaseMe.com
The Packet Method - https://ThePacketMethod.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi<...
