Total Recall With Jasper & Friends!

What do women want? It's a question as old as time itself. Many of the history's greatest minds have tried to find the answer. All of them have failed. Including, unfortunately, our good friend Nancy Meyers. Fortunately though, Cass and Liv are here to make the best of it!

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See ya Thursday,

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Folks, get ready to find your long lost twin in the isolation cabin, because it’s time to talk THE PARENT TRAP. And here to break it all down is the sibling my parents kept me frustratingly aware of: RACHEL! (& Alex / Liadan)

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After an almost two year absence, John and Kenz make their triumphant return to kick off the Nancy Meyers portion of our marathon with FATHER OF THE BRIDE. Needless to say, there will be copious amounts of wedding talk AND we'll learn where John had his first kiss. TUNE IN!

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See ya Thursday,

JP

The kind of episode I dreamed about when I came up with this few things gimmick. Timestamps below...

See ya Monday for Nancy Meyers!!!

Rom-Com-A-Thon is ON HOLD. Today's episode, is for the fellas. Pete and Pat are here to discuss the issue of our, or really any, time: Which Super Smash Bros characters would be good at basketball? You're all welcome.

A Few Things 3 on Thursday. Nancy Meyers on Monday. See you then.

We'll see you next week for more rom-com-a-thon!!!!

Joining me on the show today for fifty five minutes and fifty five minutes only is Auntie Di! She has tickets to a matinee and I took my sweet time setting the mics up, so we have less than an hour to cover Nora Ephron's final film. Surely, that means we'll keep the unnecessary asides to minimum? Of course not. And stop calling me Shirley.

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Hello from London, or as they say it in this crazy country, London. Aw Shoot. Guess that joke doesn’t work on paper.

Today on the show, Lindsey is here to discuss Bewitched, a movie we wanted to like but ended up very upset with. Also covered…

See ya Monday, or as they call it in this crazy country… Monday.

JP

Hello! Welcome to the second edition of A Few Things. Today on the show, I unveil the passion project that's consumed my life for the last week or so: My own version of the New York Times' top 100 TV Shows of the 21st Century. You can see the full list on our Instagram page as well.

Then, at 57:00, Kate rejoins the show to discuss Spider-Man and all things Bravo.

Rom-Com-A-Thon rolls on with Bewitched on Thursday!

In today’s episode, my dearly departed Madeline (She’s not dead, she’s just in Europe) tells us about her favorite movie of all time, You’ve Got Mail. We also discuss...

I miss her very much. I can’t wait til she returns from war.

I don't want to sound cocky. But, This is a great episode of the podcast folks. I mean, where else can you hear me and Kate talk about everything from An Affair To Remember to whether it's a bad sign if someone changes their Hinge profile after a date. We also talk about the movie. There's also a pee break. Tune in!

Welcome to Total Recall & The Queens Of The Rom-Com-A-Thon, a celebration of the films of Nora Ephron & Nancy Meyers.

This is the first official episode of the season. Sort of like a podcast meet-cute between me and you, the audience. So I did what I always do when I want to make a good first impression: I brought my parents along and put them in a scenario where one of us would have to loudly fake an orgasm.

Also on today's show: Mom, Dad and I discuss...

We're back baby! Well not all of us. I left my voice behind somewhere at the wedding, but everything else is BACK!!! Timestamps below:

In which JP pours himself a glass of whiskey and works through his reaction to THE ODYSSEY. It goes about how you'd expect. We'll see ya in the fall!

If there's one podcast to losten to while on you're way to watch THE ODYSSEY, it's this one! Madeline and JP answer all the questions you have, and even a few that you don't about the Nolan-verse & The Odyssey ahead of the epic's release. We will also discuss Olivia Wilde's THE INVITE and Madeline will AGAIN come directly for the throat of Emily Blunt's plastic surgeon.

We will see you at some point next week for an Odyssey pod.

*In a perfect impression of the guy from PIXAR's Brave* "IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO BUILD A BOMB.... WOULDJA?!"

Mike and Pete take the reins for the penultimate pre-Odyssey episode of Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon, and after more episodes than he'd like to admit, Jasper puts himself on the hot seat to recall his favorite film of ALL FRIGGIN TIME: Tenet. We will also discuss Mike's favorite directors, our top five FOX animated sitcoms and sneak in a quick ad for modelo especial. It's a good one.

We'll see you on Monday for The Odyssey

Nolan-thon rolls on with DUNKIRK, a movie that dares to ask: "Is war hell?" Also covered, at no extra cost: How many times would Adam and I die during the events of Dunkirk AND more importantly whether Lacrosse is the definitive sport of the future.

We'll see you Thursday for TENET!!!!

You: Absolutely nothing...

Me: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind... Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to li...

One half of the baddies themselves return, not to give out made up awards, but to take to the stars as we recap INTERSTELLAR. Lily will also gift us with a song or two and an exhaustive breakdown of the various seating options available at her Dad's home. It's a good one.

We'll see you on THURSDAY for more Total Recall

Felt weird even typing 'em in that order, but hey, an ally's gotta do what an ally's gotta do. America's favorite fiancés are back on the show in what many are calling the unruliest episode of the show YET. We're talking dueling Bane impressions, a broken countdown clock and a hard deadline to watch HotD at 9 PM. GET INTO IT!!!!

Hello my lovely listeners. Sorry I missed last week. You deserve better than that, and I promise, from this point forward, I'm gonna give it to ya. Well. Hold on. Maybe from Thursday forward, because this episode is all over the friggin place. Click around to the topic of your choice below, and I'll see you Thursday for The Dark Knight Rises....

It was all a dream, etc, etc... Pat & Liv join the show to discuss INCEPTION, a movie JP got a little too obsessed with as a teenager. Not obsessed enough to make a wish on a one-wish-willow, but just obsessed enough to force his Dad to drive him to the mall against his will. Come for JP's impression of Marion Cotillard, stay for the first ever out-of-order recap in Total Recall history!

INTRODUCE A LITTLE CHAOS INTO YOUR PODCASTING ROUTINE, and join Lindsey, Chase and JP as they try to record a whole podcast exclusively in Christian Bale's batman voice. Fair warning friends, this is the silliest episode of the THE NOLAN-THON and I don't really think its close. I love it almost as much as The Joker loves school busses.

See ya next week!

JP and Madeline convene to decide, once and for all, who from Survivor 50 is worthy of returning in future seasons. Our word is LAW and we expect it to be followed TO THE LETTER (cc: Jeff Probst). Be warned, we will be spoiling Season 50 as a part of this episode.

Stay tuned for more bonus episode if and when I feel the urge. The Dark Knight with Lindsey & Chase is up on Nolan-Thon next week. See ya there.

Are you listening closely? Good, because this episode is very quiet and you'll need to press your ear right up to your speaker to hear it properly.

Ross returns to the show today to break down THE PRESTIGE and definitely not get into a magical blood feud with JP that'll eventually cost us more than we can possibly fathom. We'll also discuss science museums, the current state of the muppets and why Ross' Grandpa seems like the coolest guy who ever lived.

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on as Sarah rejoins the pod to discuss Nolan's seminal superhero adaptation: BATMAN BEGINS. They will also share thoughts on The Devil Wears Prada 2, Bears vs. Snakes and the importance of trains to a thriving modern metropolis. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?!

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on with INSOMNIA (a movie about not sleeping) and Madeline (a girl who looooooooooves sleeping).

DISCLAIMER: Do not listen to this podcast if you or anyone in your family suffers from insomnia. Its too engaging. You won't be able to stop and you'll never sleep again.

Seriously... Insomniacs*, I've seen the future. After years of repeat listening, you go mad. You start yelling "They're called overalls cause they go OVER ALL YOUR CLOTHES" at dinner parties like you just figured it out. But not only did you already know...

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on with INSOMNIA (a movie about not sleeping) and Madeline (a girl who looooooooooves sleeping).

DISCLAIMER: Do not listen to this podcast if you or anyone in your family suffers from insomnia. Its too engaging. You won't be able to stop and you'll never sleep again.

Seriously... Insomniacs*, I've seen the future. After years of repeat listening, you go mad. You start yelling "They're called overalls cause they go OVER ALL YOUR CLOTHES" at dinner parties like you just figured it out. But not only did you already know...

Welcome to Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon, ya goofs. JP here, back with one of my world famous episode descriptions. I know. I know. I missed them too.

My good pal Pete gets things started with MEMENTO! A film he, ironically enough, doesn't remember much of... but when have we ever let a small detail like that ruin our fun?

I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, May 4th. Madeline and I just saw Star Wars at a sold out Paris Theater* and I feel like I can fly. I hope you enjoy the...

We've never been this back. Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon starts NEXT WEEK!

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Learn all about Bad Film Club HERE! We'll be back next Monday with THE BIG OL' FINALE!

Only two more episodes to go! See ya next Monday!

Howdy folks! Madeline here! In this episode, Jasper and I take to the mics to tell you about our favorite first watches of the year. You already know what to expect from the two of us (and we really deliver!): a couple of classic Boy Movies, a free Tubi advertisement or two, swoon-worthy rom coms, many mentions of DVDs, AND MORE.

I'm writing this here episode description on the best day of the week: Sunday! We're watching movies here today (surprise, surprise) and ordered some Chinese food. We spent the weekend bopping around the city with my...

A brief (by my standards) state of the union address followed by HP rankings from...

We'll be back with favorite first watches next week!

4 teams. 8 people. 1 winner. Decide for yourself on INSTAGRAM.

PS: Please excuse the audio. There were eight of us and only four mics.

"The boy who lived, come to podcast" Our Harry Potter marathon wraps up with Kate & The Deathly Hallows Part Two. We went for two FULL hours and added a third guest three-quarters of the way through, because no one explicitly said it was against the rules.

I hope you've enjoyed listening as much as we've enjoyed making this very silly show. Here's the schedule for the rest of the year:

"Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously Podcast!" Madeline stops by for the penultimate entry of Total Recall and the Harry Potter Marathon. We discuss the Deathly Hallows Part One, JP's tips for the perfect kiss and Miley Cyrus's astrology chart. Its a good time, we promise.

"You dare use my own Podcast against me!" We're officially in the home stretch, as Sarah joins the show to recap the mad and moody escapades of Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince. We will also cover: Middle School dances, the best hook up places at Hogwarts and DRACO LOOKING GOOD IN A THAT BLACK SUIT!