Football Between The Lines
Football Between The Lines. Another podcast about the beautiful game. Brought to you by Dan Cook of the infamous HLTCO twitter account, and Flav Batemen of The Fighting Cock podcast and James and Flav for Now... Football Between The Lines is a twice weekly podcast, blending well-rounded football opinion with emotional and somewhat reactionary punchiness.The well rounded balanced opinion versus the emotional somewhat reactionary opinion. You don’t need another football podcast in your life, but you should listen to Football Between The Lines anyway.Twice weekly reaction podcast to biggest talking points that week through the season - an...
Chelsea Change Course | The Downfall Of Fabrizo Romano | How Bad Will It Get For Newcastle?
Has the football world finally reached breaking point with Fabrizio Romano? Gareth and Dan explore why the transfer guru's influence is being questioned, from failed "Here We Go" calls to growing criticism over the relationship between journalists, agents and clubs. They also dive into Chelsea's shift away from their youth-first recruitment strategy, Newcastle's uncertain direction, why Victor Osimhen is effectively impossible for Premier League clubs to sign, and what FIFA's latest power grab says about the future of football. Plus, a look at UEFA's financial rules, why they're frustrating clubs like Aston Villa and Newcastle, and whether they're actually...
PSR Loopholes | UEFA Rules Unfair On Some | Fabrizio Romano Beef
The summer transfer window has exposed just how complicated football's financial rules have become. We break down why clubs like Crystal Palace, Aston Villa and Newcastle are being forced into difficult decisions, why transfer fees seem to make less sense than ever, and whether the Premier League and UEFA have created a system that actually punishes ambition. We also get into Fabrizio Romano's public spat with Florian Plettenberg, Sunderland's kit copyright controversy, why pre-season results are almost meaningless, and answer plenty of your comments.
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World Cup Review | Argentina In The Mud | Morgan Rogers Future
We look back on the World Cup after Spain lifted the trophy, discussing England's semi-final exit, Thomas Tuchel's tactical decisions, FIFA's growing influence, the expansion to 48 teams and whether international football is heading in the right direction.
From there we turn our attention to the Premier League. Tottenham's huge spending has got rival fans talking, Chelsea continue to bend everyone's understanding of football finance, and we look at how a summer of managerial changes could reshape the title race.
We also discuss Crystal Palace's rebuild, Nottingham Forest's ambitious appointment of Oliver Glasner, Brighton's transfer business...
Andoni Iraola Takes Liverpool Job | Tommy Tuchel's World Cup Chances | Is the Arsenal Hatred Perfomative?
This week we dive into Arsenal’s Champions League final defeat, why so many rival fans seemed to enjoy it, and whether the reaction says more about modern football culture than Arsenal themselves. We also celebrate Crystal Palace’s European triumph, discuss the importance of coaching and club culture, and look at what makes managers like Oliver Glasner, Roberto De Zerbi and Andoni Iraola so influential. Plus, thoughts on Thomas Tuchel’s England squad, the future of Liverpool under Iraola, football loyalty, social media tribalism, and why togetherness still matters more than talent alon
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West Ham Go Down | Tottenham Stay Up | What Next For I What Next Andoni Iraola
We talk through the emotional aftermath of Tottenham surviving relegation, why the relief from players and fans felt so visceral, and how Roberto De Zerbi instantly changed the mood around the club. We also get into Oliver Glasner’s farewell at Palace, Andoni Iraola’s uncertain future at Bournemouth, Pep Guardiola’s legacy, the strange culture around modern managers, and why the Premier League continues to dominate football financially and culturally. Plus Palace’s European final nerves, West Ham’s collapse, and a genuinely worrying discussion about Prague nightlif
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Tuchel's Mental England Squad | Romero Ditches Spurs | Relegation Day Looms
We talk through the bizarre culture around England squad announcements, why everything gets leaked before a ball is kicked, and whether Thomas Tuchel’s strange selections might actually make sense tactically. We also get into Romero deciding not to attend Spurs’ final game of the season, the anger and confusion around that decision, the chaos left behind after Daniel Levy’s departure, and the horrible feeling surrounding Everton on the final day. Plus Arsenal winning the league, Villa winning Europe, Southampton’s spying scandal, referee conspiracies, and why football increasingly feels driven by narratives rather than the game itself
Alonso to Chelsea | What Do Liverpool Do Next | Tottenham Have It In Their Hands.
This episode we're talking about everything football has become and everything it still gets right. Adam Wharton’s mum becomes an away-end icon, Manchester City can’t fill their end in an FA Cup final, Liverpool fans turn on Arne Slot, and we wonder whether modern football has lost something along the way. There’s Alonso to Chelsea, Scottish football madness, old terrace stories, kids falling in love with the game for the first time, and Spurs somehow stumbling towards safety.
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Should Southampton Be Booted? | Why No One Cares About The FA Cup Final | Jamie Vardy's Story
We get into Southampton’s bizarre spying row, the possible fallout for the play-offs and whether one bloke filming behind a tree is worth a £100m risk. There’s also VAR chaos in Scotland, footballers and loyalty, Jamie Vardy’s ridiculous story, the FA Cup final, European scheduling, and the weird sadness of realising your old man might not want to go to the football forever.
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VAR Has Decided The Title Race | Who Is Going Down? | Villa's Influence On The League
We’re back to talk chaos in the National League, West Ham nearly giving Spurs a favour, the VAR call that may have changed everything, and the strange emotional gymnastics of needing Arsenal to win but still feeling sick when they do.
There’s also a row about celebrating in the wrong end, local fans versus global fans, Palace’s European push, Iraola rumours, Ismaila Sarr being ridiculous, and why trying to work out relegation and European permutations is basically impossible after a few pints.
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Palace And Villa Make It | Is Europe Damaging The Premier League? | Who's Going Down?
Palace are one game from a European final, Forest get absolutely pumped by Villa, and somehow the Premier League has created a scenario where teams might actually benefit from losing football matches. Completely normal stuff.
We get into the madness of European qualification, whether English clubs are now too powerful for the Europa and Conference League, why Chelsea still look like institutional chaos, and whether Michael Carrick should genuinely get the Manchester United job full time.
There’s also relegation maths, Glasner chat, anti-Arsenal agendas, playoff football, awful hangovers, and a very important discussion about ac...
Arsenal's To Lose | There's Something Wrong at Villa | Forest Celebration Police
We’re back after a bit of a break and there’s a lot to get through.
We talk Spurs finally turning up away at Villa and what’s changed under De Zerbi, while Palace fans start dreaming about a European final after a ridiculous semi first leg. There’s also a proper look at the title race, why City don’t feel quite the same, and whether Arsenal have basically got it done.
We get into Villa’s weird vibe, Forest fans celebrating early, and why football always finds a way to humble you. There’s chat...
City's Empty Seats | Tottenham Are ACL FC | National League Chaos Is Still Undefeated
We start with Spurs winning a game but somehow still end up asking what’s actually going on, after yet another serious injury adds to a worrying pattern. From there it spirals into a wider chat about football itself. Playing to the whistle, diving, VAR, and whether the game is slowly losing what made it great in the first place.
We get into Wembley fatigue, ticket prices, games abroad, and why it feels like fans are being stretched more than ever. There’s also chaos from the lower leagues, European competitions, and some genuinely mad moments that remi...
Who Is To Blame At Chelsea? | Fabulous Frank Lampard | World Cup Songs
We start with the chaos at Chelsea after Liam Rosenior’s exit and ask who is really to blame. We get into the financial mess, the ownership model, the sporting directors, the long contracts, and why none of it seems to point towards an actual football vision. Then we drift into social media misery, World Cup songs, shark chat, Arsenal podcasters, and the usual nonsense from the questions. A proper wander, but a good one.
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Advantage Man City & World Class Cherki | Tottenham Staying Up | Leicester Going Down
Dan’s back from Florence and feeling human again, so naturally we get into European away days, football getting in the way of drinking, and why Spurs are absolutely definitely probably staying up. We also chat Arsenal and City, Cherki being outrageously good, Moyes quietly doing a brilliant job, Chelsea being a mess, and somehow end up discussing prison cellmates, Deep Blue Sea and why talking about curtain linings during a late Spurs collapse should be a criminal offence.
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Arsenal wobble | City surge | Spurs sink deeper
We get into a mad weekend of football, from Spurs losing again at Sunderland and edging closer to relegation, to Arsenal wobbling under pressure and Man City suddenly looking like Man City again. There’s chat about Romero’s injury, the psychology of title races, why booing your own team helps no one, plus Chelsea’s mess, Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup ban drama, listener questions, and decent chunk on sharks.
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Alls Forgiven For Glasner? | Why VAR Isn't Going Anywhere | Purring PSG
We start with Palace battering Fiorentina and somehow end up in a full blown existential chat about football. Glasner’s leaving, VAR’s ruining everything, PSG remind us what the game can be, and we question why clubs keep voting to keep something nobody seems to like. There’s also hypocrisy, sharks, and a genuinely tricky conversation about what fans do when they disagree with their club. Standard really.
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Chelsea Players Showing Disrespect | De Zerbi to Save Tottenham | Away Days In The Championship
Dan’s back from Lake Garda and we somehow go from holidays and football burnout to Chelsea players chatting too freely on international duty, Spurs handing Roberto De Zerbi the keys, and whether fans really care about the morals of the game when results start rolling in. We also get stuck into football’s goodies and baddies, relegation nerves, away days in the Championship, childhood football trauma, and a completely necessary amount of shark chat.
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Salah Finally Leaving Liverpool | Rodri Twerking For Real Madrid | Selling Players Is A Super Power
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We veered all over the place on this one. We got into the fuss around Mo Salah and whether anyone outside Liverpool really cares, talked through Rodri flirting with Real Madrid, had a laugh about Wales crashing out, and somehow ended up deep in sharks, herons, cockerels and funeral songs. Proper international break behaviour.
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What If Arteta Wins Nothing? | Should Spurs Gamble On Tudor? | The Premier Leagued Sack Race
We start with the most unexpected question possible: what song would we want played at our funeral? From there it spirals nicely into Tottenham’s latest collapse, Palace’s European push, the sack race, Dougie Freedman, bizarre betting stories, bird fights, sharks, giraffes and the general emotional instability that football seems to create in all of us. Basically, another very normal episode.
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Champions League Round Up | Being Humbled By Relegation | Chelsea Meme FC
This week we spiral through football tattoos, cursed fan behaviour and the strange clarity that comes with a proper relegation scrap. We chat Spurs showing signs of life, the fan-planned coach welcome before Sunday, Chelsea becoming meme FC under Rossini, and why getting knocked out of the Champions League somehow felt fine. There’s also Palace in Europe, dodgy away-end etiquette, Roy Keane in Saipan, and the usual drift into complete nonsense. Fear, dread, humility and a lot of very stupid chat.
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Richarlison To Save Spurs | Chelsea's Centre Spot Cult | Give The Job To Carrick
We’re back after missing Thursday and, for once, it doesn’t feel like total despair. A draw at Anfield has somehow shifted the mood, even if the table barely has. We get into Spurs finally showing some fight, whether Igor Tudor was right to push back in that awkward post-match interview, and why one scruffy Richarlison goal has changed the emotional weather completely. There’s also chat about Chelsea’s bizarre centre-spot huddle, dodgy penalty consistency, Carrick at United, fans turning on players, Championship arrogance, medical conditions, and why football always seems to drag us into the strangest conversa...
Tottenham Going Down | The Daylight Off Side Rule | Chaos At The Old Firm
We start with Palace beating Spurs and what that game revealed about just how bad things have got. From there it turns into a proper spiral through relegation fears, whether the Championship might actually reset Tottenham, VAR ruining the moment, the proposed offside law change, and the absolute chaos of Rangers v Celtic. There’s also a £3 pint, one of the worst pub moments ever told on a football podcast, and a bit on Paul Scholes randomly going after Michael Carrick. Classic us, basically.
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Rob Edwards And The Wolves Miracle | The Problem At Aston Villa | Is Football Broken?
We get into Dr Tottenham vs Charity FC, whether anyone actually wants it (players, managers, us), and why football feels like it’s simultaneously life-or-death and deeply stupid. There’s Arsenal discourse, set-piece moaning, and a quick detour into Wolves’ “direction of travel” glow-up, plus why some clubs are happier bottom than others are chasing the Champions League.
Also: the Jacob Ramsey “dive” that wasn’t a dive, VAR being VAR, Dan’s militant Palace mate threatening to hang ticket-touts from the roof, and a community-owned pub shout. Finish strong with listener questions, overseas fans watching alone, and the noble art...
Set Piece Super Powers | The Worst Red Card In Premier League History | Are Tottenham Actually going down?
The world feels like it’s on fire, our timelines are chaos, and somehow we still have to talk about football like it’s normal. We get into Arsenal winning ugly and why set pieces and long throws are basically superpowered now, then spiral into VAR doing what VAR does, handball nonsense, the Lacroix red card, and the general death of consistency. We also chat Bundesliga trying to crack the UK via Goldbridge and The Overlap, why everyone’s obsessed with viral clips, and whether football can ever be a proper escape again. Plus: Malady Monday returns with visual snow s...
Man City 60pts Deduction Fair? | Donnarumma vs Raya | That Lloyd Kelly Red Card
We’re bouncing from Palace’s biggest night of the season vibes to Spurs doomposting in about 30 seconds, which feels about right. Dan’s convinced this European run might not come around again, we talk Zrinjski Mostar and the weird terror of “we should batter them” football, then immediately spiral into absolute refereeing nonsense, handball rules, and the Lloyd Kelly red that made our heads fall off. There’s a chaotic little Prem quiz, a Donnarumma vs Raya debate, and then we finish with proper life chat about watching football in pubs, Boxpark nightmares, and why we’re all just tired, ma...
4-1 Arsenal | Will Spurs Survive With Tudor? | The Fragility Of Football Clubs
Tottenham lose 4-1 to Arsenal again as Igor Tudor takes charge for his first game and the North London derby delivers another brutal reality check. We break down why Spurs were never really in it, how injuries and players out of position shaped the match, and what Tudor was trying to change in such a short turnaround. We also react to Tudor’s early comments about Spurs needing to “become serious,” talk survival maths, and look ahead to a tricky run including Fulham away. Plus: Palace’s European trip chaos, Glasner backlash, modern football’s “aura” obsession, and a listener-drive...
Do Arsenal Deserve Respect? | Why No One Is Excited For The World Cup | Human Error or VAR?
We start with The Overlap aftermath, Arsenal fans asking for “respect”, and why rivalry means you’re not doing favours for anyone. Flav makes the case for relegating Arsenal based on pure skullduggery. Then we talk World Cup hype being non-existent, the sportswashing era, and ticket pricing that turns football into a rich person’s hobby. We finish on VAR and whether refs have become dependent on the safety net, plus Dycheball misery, Maranakis chaos, Bosnia travel fear, and a strong finish in Malady Corner with gout and Flav’s burning feet.
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Marinakis Never Sleeps | Frank Bombed Out | Get Glasner Gone?
Not much to talk about, apparently, so naturally we end up on Spurs sacking Frank, Forest binning Dyche at 1am, and why football owners are absolute chaos merchants. Then we spiral into Glasner’s farewell vibes, “style vs survival”, relegation anxiety, injuries, red card bans, Bruno vs Bernardo, and the eternal rage of part-time fans piping up after a result. All very normal, all very bleak, up the pod.
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City Spirit And VAR Hell | Reckless Romero | The Harvey Elliott Situation
We start with Harvey Elliott’s Villa loan mess and how trigger clauses can stall a player’s season. Then it’s Liverpool vs City, a ridiculous free kick, a brilliant game, and another VAR moment that sucks the life out of it. After that we get into Romero’s red, Spurs’ injury nightmare, relegation chat that shouldn’t exist, and a quick wander through the bottom-half chaos, plus a detour into aphantasia, sock holes, shin pads, and the one-foot-out sleeping “regulator”.
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Eddie Howe In Or Out | The Problem With Arsenal Fans | Punditry is Easy
We get into the Eddie Howe in vs out noise after Newcastle go out of the League Cup, and why match-going fans and online fans sound like they’re watching different sports. We also talk Chelsea vs Arsenal and Rossini’s game plan, why punditry changes depending on the final score, and that Telegraph piece about Arsenal fans, plus AFTV and the wider culture of performative football content. Then we detour into deadline day drama, aphantasia, and somehow end up rating films and debating whether Dan has hair.
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Deadline Day Mayhem At Palace | The Shame Of Paqueta | If Chelsea Beat Arsenal
We kick off with deadline day frazzle, Palace doing business late because we’re watching the market rather than dictating it, and the Mateta to Milan saga that died on medical fears and a chronic knee issue. That spirals into Strand-Larsen’s price, Palace’s form, and whether Mateta is basically finished with the fanbase.
From there we zoom out to Spurs’ grim January, injuries stacking up, Romero having another pop, and the argument that you solve the problem now, not in six months when everyone’s “happy”. Then we hit the Newcastle debate: has Eddie Howe gone stale or...
The Premier League Most Difficult | Will Arne Slot Survive The Season? | Benfica Mourinho Madness
We love the Champions League format and why, despite the moaning, it’s producing absolute mayhem. From the Goal Show chaos to Benfica’s wild win, Mourinho staying relevant, and Bodo Glimt doing Bodo Glimt things, it’s pure jeopardy TV. Then we pivot into Premier League vs Europe, what Arne Slot probably shouldn’t have said out loud, and a quick wander through Sterling leaving Chelsea, Palace panic, and Spurs somehow grinding on through a ridiculous injury list.
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Michael Carrick Man United Revival Continues | Boo Boys Out For Arsenal | Glasner Out
The title race is properly alive, Arsenal fans are booing while still top of the league, and we’re sat here trying to work out when football became this emotionally unstable. We get into United suddenly looking like a real team again under Carrick, that ridiculous Dorgu strike, and why players chirping on socials is never worth the aggro. Then we pivot into the real misery: Palace vibes are cooked, Dan’s officially Glasner out, and we talk through why it feels totally untenable. Plus: Mateta, The Overlap, weird fan standards, a Chelsea-themed Dubai development with blue sand (yes, real...
Trent Back To The Premier League | Can Declan Rice Win The Ballon d'or? | English Champions League Domination
We’re fresh off The Overlap and straight into the chaos. Chelsea’s “yes man” manager chat, the weirdness of them not nailing a proper shirt sponsor, and why multi-club ownership “blind trusts” feel like a total con. Then we’re onto Real Madrid being a basket case, Trent potentially getting binned already, and why England clubs are starting to swallow the Champions League format whole. There’s Palace drama too, Mateta’s rocking the boat, Strand Larsen links, and a little corner reserved for Gary Cotterell doing the most cringe question imaginable. Plus: can Declan Rice ever win the Ballon d’Or, o...
How Did Carrick Fix Man United? | Palace & Spurs In Meltdown | West Ham Limbs
We get properly stuck into one of those episodes where everything spills out. Palace chaos, Glasner torching his own job, Spurs being utterly miserable, VAR now missing blatant red cards, corporate football killing atmosphere, and that weird feeling of not loving matchdays like we used to. Add AFCON insanity, Villa beef, manager bounces, and a bit of self loathing, and you have a very on brand hour of football therapy.
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Are Villa Big Six? | | How Awful Is VAR? | Arsenal For The Quad?
We’ve had a week of it. Villa fans came for us in numbers after The Overlap dragged up an old Big Six debate clip, so naturally we’ve now got a lifelong vendetta. Then we spiral into the proper stuff: why VAR has killed goal celebrations, why five minute offside checks are a disgrace, and whether football was better when you just glanced at the lino and went mad. There’s Spurs misery, West Ham dread, protest chat, Gallagher being “a terrier”, a quick detour into Chelsea, and a bumper comments section featuring the Raggett brothers, scrap invitations, and the le...
The Palace Humiliation | Head Coach v Director Of Football | Chelsea Too Big For Rosenior ?
In this episode we confirm Dan’s okay after a short break, then dive straight into Crystal Palace’s humiliating FA Cup exit and why it may be the worst performance in the club’s modern history. From there we broaden the conversation to Tottenham, Chelsea and beyond, asking who really carries responsibility in modern football: the head coach on the touchline or the directors and ownership behind the scenes. We discuss Thomas Frank’s situation at Spurs, Oliver Glasner’s uncertain future at Palace, Chelsea’s new manager and the pressures of leading elite players in the social media era. P...
Thomas Frank Has To Go | What Is Man United DNA? | The Panenka Penalty
This one starts with numbness and ends somewhere between catharsis and chaos. We talk about the unspoken contract you sign with your football club for life, why some fans walk away and why most of us never really can. Spurs being a mess, Palace perspective, watching football out of habit rather than hope, and how results hit differently when it’s also your job. There’s burnout, sleep deprivation, social media fatigue, managers losing the room, The Panenka being a crime against football, and why talking it all through with your mates might be the only thing that keeps you...
Boring, Boring Tottenham | Liam Rosenior Might Actually Be Good | XG Explains Nothing And Everything
We start with Spurs and quickly ask a bigger question. When football gets this dull, what are fans meant to cling to? We talk Thomas Frank, clean sheets that feel joyless, away ends singing old songs to stay sane, and whether pragmatism has gone too far. From Spurs to Chelsea’s chaos, Liam Rosenior rumours, Brennan Johnson, Sunderland’s madness and why xG both explains everything and nothing, this one turns into a proper chat about what football is meant to give us, and why so often it doesn’t.
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Chelsea Have An Identity Crisis | Marc Guehi Is Premier League's Best Defender | Calvert-Lewin On The Plane?
We’re back after Christmas and Dan’s had the full festive experience: Palace losing, kids being sick everywhere, and the dreaded norovirus tidal wave arriving mid Christmas dinner. Lovely stuff. Then we get into a game of football that neither of us ever wants to think about again, VAR and the weird delayed offside stuff, and why Thomas Frank still isn’t winning Spurs fans over. After that it’s Brennan Johnson to Palace rumours, Calvert-Lewin suddenly turning into a six-yard assassin, Villa refusing to go away, and a proper listener message about teaching your kids what supporting Palace a...