The Scafachiverse Podcast

Anthony discovered ODB in the the CFB Series community on Reddit where he had taken on the task of testing all the player abilities for CFB 26. Toiling away in solitude, ODB was putting in the work. The results of his work are very well made videos breaking down the extremely useful results. ODB is definitely on the rise, and we got in on the ground floor and claim him as the official scientist of the Scafachiverse.

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Sometimes we just feel fated to lose. FCS West comes out hot, and we can't stop them no matter what. We convert a 3rd and 15, and our idiot left guard gets a holding penalty. We take the lead with 51 seconds to go, and the computer completes six straight passes and scores easily.

It's B.S. It's heartbreaking. It's frustrating as hell. But is the computer cheating?

We are stoked to have Matt Brown back for another interview. He's an expert on the financial side of college sports, and he gets the inside scoop on EA NCAA Football thanks to his contacts in the gaming industry and in collegiate athletic departments. He is also the two-time host of the Extra Points Bowl, a Division III football bowl game. In this fast-paced interview, we cover all these topics and more.

Long before Anthony got married, he and Trever Helgren went to Cancun. It was a life changing trip for Anthony, and he took advantage of it. What followed was 10 days of drinking, a sun burn for the ages, nights at Coco Bongo, and an insane amount of stupid fun.

The first three days after his cancer surgery were WAY more painful than Alan Gegax was expecting, which makes them WAY more fun for the listener. In this episode, we hear how the surgery went, and what it was like being poked full of holes by a robot that looked like doctor octopus. It's the most fun you can have without your own prescription of Oxy.

A couple months back Alan and Anthony were invited to Moscow, Idaho, to visit the Breusen farm and brewery. Over a dinner and more than a few beers, we were told an incredible story about how the family came from Poland to Idaho. We knew after listening we had to bring the Scafachiverse that same story. Welcome to the Scafachiverse and welcome the Breusen Family as Sponsors.

The Scafachiverse presents the Manning Brothers! Yes, you read that correctly, the Manning brothers Allen and Brian Manning. Now I know your thinking we fooled you but we assure you, we have not. Allen and Brian are hugely successful authors with popular titles like "The Hard Kill" from the John Stone series, 2% Power about a superhero who can control Milk , Ty Octane and much much more. If you like action thrillers and the feel of classic 1980's action movie heroes than these guys are for you. They can be found at TheManningbrothersbooks.com !

With a little over 4 Months till EA 27 is released, it is time to look back on EA26. Anthony and Alan go from A-Z and give our official grades for this years game. Did it surpass 25? What will it take for you to get 27? Will Anthony be able to convince Alan to buy it once again? Join us for another kickass journey into the Scafachiverse as we bring Season 2 of the show to it's official close.

In this fun as hell episode, Alan and Anthony welcome Trever back to the Scafachiverse. This time we go down a pretty funny and sometimes wildly dark road of our Intrusive thoughts. Turns out were not so different from everyone else. Have some fun!

In this amazing episode, Anthony and Alan break down which 3 star teams are the best ones to start a competitive 3 star dynasty! But wait there's more.! So much more... So much lore.... So much of Alan talking about trains. Information, banter, lore-- this episode has it all.

This episode was nearly lost. The audio didn't record properly. Luckily, we had a backup running, so the single most entertaining and revealing and embarrassing story ever told on our podcast can still be heard. Don't miss this one. Trever joins us in studio for this wild ride, as Alan tells story of how he finally lost his virginity at the age of 22.

We have all been there in a league where 1 guy just ruins it for everyone. The question always comes up, should we get rid of this guy? It's not always as straightforward as it seems so now Anthony and Alan will break it down for you so you know exactly when to whack em.

Did Alan get a handy from a Masai Prostitute while on safari? No. When his flight was delayed and he had to spend a night in Amsterdam, did he partake of the delights of the red light district? No. When an opportunity presented itself for Alan to ride a hot air balloon over the Serengeti, did he go? Again, no.

But he DID face off against some elephants, encounter some shocking anti-Semitism, and catch AIDS. So that's something.

There were a couple of truly terrifying moments for Alan and his brother on the Serengeti. Starting at a place called Mosquito Village, he heads into the Serengeti and comes within feet of lions, gets swarmed by dozens of baboons, and involuntarily TOUCHES a hyena! And he sees a lion make a kill. Did it kill his brother? Listen to find out!

Listen to this BANGER of a tale about Alan's first time traveling internationally. He is lost and confused and overwhelmed and has no idea what he's doing. And there are lions.

In this week's episode, Anthony and Alan get back to their roots and talk about why this game resonates with the older generation more than the young kids playing Fortnight. Turns out, knowing football matters as much as the skill on the sticks.

This episode opens with a Stadium Pulse about the Mandela Effect, which leads to to top-notch banter. We get a critical update about the history of Brian bacon. Then it's on to the latest reading of Coach Ra. Yahweh features heavily in this one, and He and Krishna/Vishnu have some spirited and funny arguments. Ra visits CoachBot 3000, and Zeus prepares to make his move with Stacy.

Kicking off our "Explore the Lore" series Anthony and Alan discuss our amazing sponsors. Lawyers , restaurants, bars and even a hugely successful non profit group are among our sponsors. We talk about our longest running supporters and our newest brands making their mark in the Scafachiverse. Join us for this fun and enriching episode Deep into what makes the Scafachiverse work.

Muddy water, slippery rocks, and Alan hurting himself. This hike has it all!

Merry X-Mas from the Scafachiverse. This year Anthony and Alan pen an open letter to Santa to deliver on improvements needed for the next installment of CFB. We cover everything from game play, Dynasty , Road to Glory and teambuilder. This episode delivers and hopefully Saint Nick does too.

We don't mean he has cancer in his pussy. Don't worry, Alan's vagina is just fine. We mean he got diagnosed with some pussy version of cancer that probably won't even kill him. Anyway, here's the story.

There is a hugely successful podcast. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything -- it's gone. Just gone. Listen and subscribe! Anthony is out there! He can't be bargained with. Anthony can't be reasoned with. Anthony doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And Anthony will not stop... ever... until you download and subscribe!

The Go Fight Win saga continues with part 5. Fresh off the Retarded kid murder scene detectives Murphy and Corso get their first big break. They meet Sam Ellerbe a witness to the murder. Meanwhile Liam and Emma discuss Andy Watts and have their own meeting with the detectives. Don't miss this hilarious episode and listen to all 4 previous chapters to get caught up.

In this hilarious episode Alan gives us his step by step guide to get vengeance on telemarketers from all over the world. Alan has been doing this for about 20 years now and he has all the answers to all the questions. He isn't the hero we need...he is the hero we deserve.

In this episode Alan and Anthony discuss how everything has gotten very expensive in Las Vegas. Once a true value, now it's the type of economic decision your grandchildren will have to pay off for you. We cover all the bases and make it fun... Because that's just the kind of amazing hosts we are.

More shenanigans with our buddy Trever. Trever and Alan talk about their trip to Buffalo to watch the Bills host the Dolphins. We learn about "Club Mike," hotties from the Beach nightclub, and so much more.

Trever has been a key player in the shenanigans that Anthony and Alan have engaged in over the years. In this episode, they guys talk about the early days of being roommates, playing video games, hocking loogies in Alan's shoes, and partying "with hoses!" We also learn a very revealing fun fact about Trever's cat! It's a fun and fast moving conversation.

Alan has had kidney stones twice before. They're no fun. Alan tells the stories about his experience with them, in all the gory detail. And now, Alan is having kidney stone pain again. But this time, there's a twist.

We get back on target with this week's episode. Teambuilder stuff. Anthony and Alan talk about their teambuilder teams the Revere Riders and the Colorado school of Mines. We discuss lore, we discuss color schemes, Paul Revere and just how dark a coal miners ass gets.

It is road trip time in the Scafachiverse so buckle up for some football,day drinking and the results of peer pressure gone horribly horribly wrong. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel and it's Pam Anderson

The rest of the story from Alan's trip to Peru. Restaurants, toilet paper, cheap cabs, and street dogs. This story has it all!

The toilets were sub-optimal, the trail was steep and had infinity stairs, and Alan nearly suffocated to death on the top of Dead Woman Pass. But he still had a great time, and of course, tells a great story.

Tyler Adams is the mastermind behind the Extra Life Charity Challenge, an EA College Football tournament played inside Kinnick Stadium, with games on the Jumbotron! Funds raised by the event will benefit the University of Iowa Health Care Stead Family Children's Hospital. That's the hospital that the Iowa Hawkeyes wave to during their games!

This reading introduces the "God Squad," a hodgepodge of deities from all over the pantheon. It's a lot of fun, and Zeus absolutely steals the show. The accents are PERFECT! I dare you to say otherwise!

Go Fight Win Part 4 introduces the newest charachter Forensics expert Jenna Bosco. We find out more about the Pussy Blood and our mysterious killer. This part is filled with hilarious dialogue and even more intrigue.

We all love the movie Rudy. It was an iconic and inspiring part of our upbringing. But was it a true story? Not really. In this episode, Anthony and Alan break down what was real, what wasn't, and they do a little embellishing of their own.

It took a while for the stars to align but we finally managed to get Justin Deisering onto the show. Justin is a mainstay of our Storyline page and creates fun dynasties. This interview is fun and fast paced. You are a bitch if you dont listen.

There are a lot of improvements in this year's version of EA Sports NCAA Football. Better graphics, better animations, more uniforms. But what it really comes down to is this: NCAA 26 is like butt stuff. How? Listen and find out.

For real. We don't care. At least, not on our 80,000 member Facebook page. That page is for the EA Sports College Football video game. And while we're at it, Anthony has a few other items to get off his chest. Stand back!

The guys welcome Tubby! He's an EA College Football streamer, and is the founder of the social media page "bringncaaback". We talk to Tubby about his love of the game, his relationship with EA, and his life outside of gaming.