Verbal Graffiti
Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816
Nespresso pods / we can't keep up with prices / WNBA loves vagina / definition of 'fun' | Ep 235
1) Nespresso pods
2) we can't keep up with prices
3) WNBA loves vagina
4) definition of 'fun'
Indecent Proposal / mindset of a computer hacker | Ep 234
Episode 234
1) Indecent Proposal
2) mindset of a computer hacker
233: Audi Q7 / Hot men are endangered species / Limp Bizkit concerts / Exotic dancers with no rizz
1) Audi Q7 at the intersection
2) Hot men are endangered species
3) Limp Bizkit concerts
4) Exotic dancers with no rizz
232: Tip your dental hygienist / Sydney Sweeney does Playboy / Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate
1) Tip your dental hygienist
2) Sydney Sweeney does Playboy
3) Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate
231: Should you visit your GF in the ER / Yale - Where have all the men gone? / X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani
1) Should you visit your GF in the ER
2) Yale - Where have all the men gone?
3) X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani
230: How to become a homeowner in 2026 / obese woman tanking house value in neighborhood / feminism
1) How to become a homeowner in 2026
2) obese woman tanking house value in my neighborhood
3) princess feminism
229: surviving puberty / protest attire / jagged teeth / Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction
1) surviving puberty
2) protest attire
3) jagged teeth
4) Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction
228 - Dianna Russini - devoted wife / what does Peter Schrager do for inside info / McDonald's order
1) Dianna Russini is a devoted wife
2) what does Peter Schrager & Shams do for insider info?
3) True love is knowing her Mcdonald's order
227: porta potty pregnancy test / first date at a comedy open mic / gave my co-worker Gonorrhea
1) porta potty pregnancy test
2) first date at a comedy open mic
3) gave my co-worker Gonorrhea
226: Nipples have no flavor / porta potty pregnancy test / therapy is a sign you're unlovable
1) Nipples have no flavor
2) porta potty pregnancy test
3) therapy is a sign you're unlovable
225 - is Angie Faith past her prime? / Gooners downvoted me on Reddit / non-monogamy #1 rule
1) is Angie Faith past her prime?
2) Gooners downvoted me on Reddit
3) non-monogamy #1 rule
224 - Mogged at the urinal/Clavicular stole my girlfriend/non-monogamous wife can't be your equal
1) Mogged at the urinal
2) Clavicular stole my girlfriend
3) non-monogamous wife can't be your equal
223 - Podcast epidemic / is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? / Love is Blind
1) Podcast epidemic
2) is having a loose fitting vagina problematic?
3) Love is Blind
222 - Michelle Obama was never attractive / History is fake / AI slop is superior to human slop
1) Michelle Obama was never attractive
2) History is fake
3) AI slop is superior to human slop
221 - Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077 / my friend's terrible podcast / Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney
1) Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077
2) my friend's terrible podcast
3) Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney
220: Stop investing in ordinary kids / Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games
1) Stop investing in ordinary kids
2) Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games
#219 - Female teachers vs Catholic priests / CT comedy scene / Substitute teachers isn't a real job
1) Female teachers vs Catholic priests
2) CT comedy scene
3) Substitute teachers isn't a real job
#218: USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter / how do teenagers graduate high school?
#218
1) USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter
2) how do teenagers graduate high school?
VG 217 - after hour work emails / shopping cart theory / am I cuck for asking about her past?
1) after hour work emails 2) shopping cart theory 3) am I cuck for asking about her past?
VG 216: Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue / wasting a recruiters time
1) Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue
2) wasting a recruiters time
VG 215: Want AI to take my job / increasing YouTube engagement / AI girlfriends
1) Want AI to take my job
2) increasing YouTube engagement
3) AI girlfriends
VG - 214: outlaw male nurses / stop caring about bartenders / babe feels prettier on the internet
1) outlaw male nurses
2) stop caring about bartenders
3) babe feels prettier on the internet
VG - 213: IG education reels / Cougar cub relationships / Happy Meals / Late night coffee cafes
1) Instagram education reels
2) Cougar cub relationships
3) Happy Meals
4) Late night coffee cafes
VG - 212: regretful cafe coffee / daughter hotdogs parallel parking / rejecting men is a skill
1) regretful cafe coffee
2) daughter hotdogs parallel parking
3) rejecting men is a skill
VG 211: Jealous Epstein emails / revealing work attire / groping kink
1) Jealous Epstein emails
2) revealing work attire
3) groping kink
VG 210: FEELD / does being in a sorority make you hotter? / tutors complaining about stupid kids
1) FEELD dating app
2) does being in a sorority make you hotter?
3) tutors complaining about stupid kids
VG - 209: Farewell to the AVN Awards / $3,600 engagement ring / bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister
1) farewell to the AVN Awards
2) $3,600 engagement ring
3) bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister
VG - 208: Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks / Bumble Premium / Cheerleaders in January / strippers sharing a rental
1) Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks
2) Bumble Premium
3) Cheerleaders in January
4) strippers sharing a rental
VG 207: B12 injections / detransitioning / snow plows / why don't we have 2 hearts
1) B12 injections
2) detransitioning
3) snow plows
4) why don't we have 2 hearts
VG - 206: your adult children won't visit you / Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers
1) your adult children won't visit you
2) Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers
VG - 205: I live with my mom and she does my laundry / short film / dating racism
1) I live with my mom and she does my laundry
2) Am I racist for not being attracted to black women?
VG - 204: My opinions on ICE / ear piercings should be limited to 3 / you're not hot, your adequate
1) My opinions on ICE
2) ear piercings should be limited to 3 per lobe
3) you're not hot, your adequate
VG - 203: Load Boost / pubic hair & lingerie / we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812
1) Load Boost
2) pubic hair & lingerie
3) we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812
VG - 202: Connecticut meteorologists / loving wife won't put iPhone down / Selene Sun / security
1) Connecticut meteorologists
2) loving wife won't put iPhone down while getting her clit sucked on
3) Selene Sun hasn't responded to my unsolicited DMs
4) security measures
VG - 201: Sadie Crowell is all women / Howard Stern / Moms using their toddlers as shields / anarchy
1) Sadie Crowell is all women
2) Howard Stern lost his funny bone
3) Moms using their toddlers as shields
4) Anarchy
VG - 200: looking at our metrics / naked dorm roommate / OF creative director / New strippers
1) looking at our metrics (or lack there of)
2) What to do when you have a naked dorm roommate
3) I dream of being a OF creative director
4) New stripper doesn't want to do 'extras'
VG - 199: Merging of real life & technology / arranged marriages / concerts are for getting felt up
1) Merging of real life & technology
2) arranged marriages
3) concerts are for letting a husband's friend feel you up
VG - 198: Ava Addams breast reduction / Tricky Dick & Slick Willy / Uber Eats / penis envy
1) Ava Addams breast reduction :(
2) Tricky Dick & Slick Willy
3) Uber Eats illegal scooter gang
4) Penis envy
VG - 197: unsolicited DM to smut star / hand jibbers cheating? / Cyberpunk 2077 / scratch off ticket
1) unsolicited DMs to smut star
2) are hand jibbers cheating?
3) Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay
4) scratch off ticket buyers are subhuman
VG - 196: widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave / idk how to do a carwash / text me a statement
1) widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave
2) idk how to do a carwash
3) text me a statement...now what should I do