Verbal Graffiti

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By: Brian Glass

Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well. New episodes on every Monday & Thursday.IG: @brianglasscomicX: @brianglsstext/call me at 203-500-7816

Nespresso pods / we can't keep up with prices / WNBA loves vagina / definition of 'fun' | Ep 235
#235
Last Thursday at 8:00 PM

1) Nespresso pods

2) we can't keep up with prices

3) WNBA loves vagina

4) definition of 'fun'


Indecent Proposal / mindset of a computer hacker | Ep 234
#234
Last Monday at 8:00 PM

Episode 234

1) Indecent Proposal

2) mindset of a computer hacker


233: Audi Q7 / Hot men are endangered species / Limp Bizkit concerts / Exotic dancers with no rizz
#233
04/30/2026

1) Audi Q7 at the intersection

2) Hot men are endangered species

3) Limp Bizkit concerts

4) Exotic dancers with no rizz


232: Tip your dental hygienist / Sydney Sweeney does Playboy / Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate
#232
04/27/2026

1) Tip your dental hygienist

2) Sydney Sweeney does Playboy

3) Faithful husband spends $1000 monthly on Chaturbate


231: Should you visit your GF in the ER / Yale - Where have all the men gone? / X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani
#231
04/25/2026

1) Should you visit your GF in the ER

2) Yale - Where have all the men gone?

3) X3 Magazine January 2026 cover: Anna Claire Clouds, Hailey Rose, Luna Star, Romi Rain, Lulu Chu, Violet Brandani


230: How to become a homeowner in 2026 / obese woman tanking house value in neighborhood / feminism
#230
04/20/2026

1) How to become a homeowner in 2026

2) obese woman tanking house value in my neighborhood

3) princess feminism


229: surviving puberty / protest attire / jagged teeth / Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction
#229
04/16/2026

1) surviving puberty

2) protest attire

3) jagged teeth

4) Hailey Rose look alike breast reduction


228 - Dianna Russini - devoted wife / what does Peter Schrager do for inside info / McDonald's order
#228
04/13/2026

1) Dianna Russini is a devoted wife

2) what does Peter Schrager & Shams do for insider info?

3) True love is knowing her Mcdonald's order


227: porta potty pregnancy test / first date at a comedy open mic / gave my co-worker Gonorrhea
#227
04/09/2026

1) porta potty pregnancy test

2) first date at a comedy open mic

3) gave my co-worker Gonorrhea


226: Nipples have no flavor / porta potty pregnancy test / therapy is a sign you're unlovable
#226
04/06/2026

1) Nipples have no flavor

2) porta potty pregnancy test

3) therapy is a sign you're unlovable


225 - is Angie Faith past her prime? / Gooners downvoted me on Reddit / non-monogamy #1 rule
04/02/2026

1) is Angie Faith past her prime?

2) Gooners downvoted me on Reddit

3) non-monogamy #1 rule


224 - Mogged at the urinal/Clavicular stole my girlfriend/non-monogamous wife can't be your equal
#224
03/30/2026

1) Mogged at the urinal

2) Clavicular stole my girlfriend

3) non-monogamous wife can't be your equal


223 - Podcast epidemic / is having a loose fitting vagina problematic? / Love is Blind
03/26/2026

1) Podcast epidemic

2) is having a loose fitting vagina problematic?

3) Love is Blind


222 - Michelle Obama was never attractive / History is fake / AI slop is superior to human slop
#222
03/23/2026

1) Michelle Obama was never attractive

2) History is fake

3) AI slop is superior to human slop


221 - Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077 / my friend's terrible podcast / Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney
#221
03/19/2026

1) Gay sex in Cyberypunk 2077

2) my friend's terrible podcast

3) Jeffrey Epstein vs. Disney


220: Stop investing in ordinary kids / Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games
#220
03/16/2026

1) Stop investing in ordinary kids

2) Bride prepping for her wedding photos by playing Hunger Games


#219 - Female teachers vs Catholic priests / CT comedy scene / Substitute teachers isn't a real job
#219
03/12/2026

1) Female teachers vs Catholic priests

2) CT comedy scene

3) Substitute teachers isn't a real job


#218: USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter / how do teenagers graduate high school?
#218
03/09/2026

#218

1) USA vs. Iran - winner gets your wife & daughter

2) how do teenagers graduate high school?


VG 217 - after hour work emails / shopping cart theory / am I cuck for asking about her past?
#217
03/05/2026

1) after hour work emails 2) shopping cart theory 3) am I cuck for asking about her past?


VG 216: Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue / wasting a recruiters time
#216
03/02/2026

1) Lost my virginity to Bonnie Blue

2) wasting a recruiters time


VG 215: Want AI to take my job / increasing YouTube engagement / AI girlfriends
#215
02/26/2026

1) Want AI to take my job

2) increasing YouTube engagement

3) AI girlfriends


VG - 214: outlaw male nurses / stop caring about bartenders / babe feels prettier on the internet
02/23/2026

1) outlaw male nurses

2) stop caring about bartenders

3) babe feels prettier on the internet


VG - 213: IG education reels / Cougar cub relationships / Happy Meals / Late night coffee cafes
#213
02/19/2026

1) Instagram education reels

2) Cougar cub relationships

3) Happy Meals

4) Late night coffee cafes


VG - 212: regretful cafe coffee / daughter hotdogs parallel parking / rejecting men is a skill
#212
02/16/2026

1) regretful cafe coffee

2) daughter hotdogs parallel parking

3) rejecting men is a skill


VG 211: Jealous Epstein emails / revealing work attire / groping kink
#211
02/12/2026

1) Jealous Epstein emails

2) revealing work attire

3) groping kink


VG 210: FEELD / does being in a sorority make you hotter? / tutors complaining about stupid kids
#210
02/09/2026

1) FEELD dating app

2) does being in a sorority make you hotter?

3) tutors complaining about stupid kids


VG - 209: Farewell to the AVN Awards / $3,600 engagement ring / bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister
#209
02/05/2026

1) farewell to the AVN Awards

2) $3,600 engagement ring

3) bro-in-law swipes nudes of pretty sister


VG - 208: Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks / Bumble Premium / Cheerleaders in January / strippers sharing a rental
#208
02/02/2026

1) Shoveling neighbors' sidewalks

2) Bumble Premium

3) Cheerleaders in January

4) strippers sharing a rental


VG 207: B12 injections / detransitioning / snow plows / why don't we have 2 hearts
#207
01/29/2026

1) B12 injections

2) detransitioning

3) snow plows

4) why don't we have 2 hearts


VG - 206: your adult children won't visit you / Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers
#206
01/26/2026

1) your adult children won't visit you

2) Me and Timothee Chalamet are top level performers


VG - 205: I live with my mom and she does my laundry / short film / dating racism
#205
01/22/2026

1) I live with my mom and she does my laundry

2) Am I racist for not being attracted to black women?


VG - 204: My opinions on ICE / ear piercings should be limited to 3 / you're not hot, your adequate
#204
01/19/2026

1) My opinions on ICE

2) ear piercings should be limited to 3 per lobe

3) you're not hot, your adequate


VG - 203: Load Boost / pubic hair & lingerie / we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812
#203
01/15/2026

1) Load Boost

2) pubic hair & lingerie

3) we don't want friendship with Europe - War of 1812


VG - 202: Connecticut meteorologists / loving wife won't put iPhone down / Selene Sun / security
#202
01/12/2026

1) Connecticut meteorologists

2) loving wife won't put iPhone down while getting her clit sucked on

3) Selene Sun hasn't responded to my unsolicited DMs

4) security measures


VG - 201: Sadie Crowell is all women / Howard Stern / Moms using their toddlers as shields / anarchy
#201
01/08/2026

1) Sadie Crowell is all women

2) Howard Stern lost his funny bone

3) Moms using their toddlers as shields

4) Anarchy


VG - 200: looking at our metrics / naked dorm roommate / OF creative director / New strippers
#200
01/05/2026

1) looking at our metrics (or lack there of)

2) What to do when you have a naked dorm roommate

3) I dream of being a OF creative director

4) New stripper doesn't want to do 'extras'


VG - 199: Merging of real life & technology / arranged marriages / concerts are for getting felt up
#199
01/01/2026

1) Merging of real life & technology

2) arranged marriages

3) concerts are for letting a husband's friend feel you up


VG - 198: Ava Addams breast reduction / Tricky Dick & Slick Willy / Uber Eats / penis envy
#198
12/29/2025

1) Ava Addams breast reduction :(

2) Tricky Dick & Slick Willy

3) Uber Eats illegal scooter gang

4) Penis envy


VG - 197: unsolicited DM to smut star / hand jibbers cheating? / Cyberpunk 2077 / scratch off ticket
#197
12/25/2025

1) unsolicited DMs to smut star

2) are hand jibbers cheating?

3) Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay

4) scratch off ticket buyers are subhuman


VG - 196: widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave / idk how to do a carwash / text me a statement
#196
12/22/2025

1) widow brings boyfriend to husband's grave

2) idk how to do a carwash

3) text me a statement...now what should I do