Verbal Graffiti

1) illegal substances & firearms not on the hub & OF

2) naked camping with the gays

3) Aladdin audition

1) West Haven CT is home to botched plastic surgery

2) chatGPTNSFW erotic literature

3) had 1 drink & pulled over - what should I say?

1) Divorce your Venmo request husband

2) company layoffs

3) modern day Dirk Diggler

1) witnessed a bee & moth fight to the death

2) I stopped tipping baristas

3) ex-felon making OF & the Hub content

1) Travel sports ruins communities

2) how often do you wash your balls

3)baby momma wants more money

1) Divorce your fantasy football playing husband

2) friends cost too much money $

3) striped shirts give me the ick

4) Board of directors is a fake position

1) my return to Yankee Stadium - B-cups at the ballpark hit different

2) growing your clit with testosterone cream

3) you're a terrible mother

1) 2% merit raise

2) Husband invites ex-wife to the pool

3) obsessing over BF's ex-GF

1) New boyfriend humiliation ritual

2) where do the homeless shave pubes?

3) paid off the mortgage - now what?

1) Book review - A Salesman's Wife

2) Bonnie Blue has an outie vagina (allegedly)

3) sensing love of co-workers

1) dangers of drinking & eBay

2) $350 ukulele

3) squirt vs. wild squirt

1) My neighbor(friend) died of drug OD

2) Skee-ball world champ

3) 1 night stand gone awry

1) Enamored by a ponytail

2) retiring from Twitter

3) Silence is no longer free

Looking at Verbal Graffiti metrics - I'm a failure

1) Seeing Americans with no hope

2) Mr. Small Dick

3) 2.5 hours on the toilet

1) Scooters are ruining downtown New Haven

2) 99 problems and my camgirl ain't one

3) how many toys is too many

1) you have yourself to blame for your botched boob job

2) divorced babe joins online dating and not pleased with the gentlemen she's interacting with

3) co-worker tucks penis in waistband

1) July is when butt lickers earn their stripes

2) slutes at the club

3) ur friend is a dimwit & I'd not have it any other way

1) I want to see nukes

2) old geeser patrolling playground

3) improv is for losers

1) Scouting a 19 yr old OF creator

2) SFW vs. NSFW art

3) married 56 yr old sending 1st dick pic

1) plane crashes

2) AirBnB guest pisses the bed

3) dreaming of bigger loads

1) LA riots the perfect place to meet a man

2) Deep Throat 2 auditions

3) Pool parties for kids

1) Did AIDS killed all the fun gays?

2) Conspiracy theorist in Target

3) Mom upset her self-absorbed daughter eloped

1) my friends wives have morphed into fatties & idk how to tell them

2) Mad Men office politics

3) Harvard vs. Yale

1) Age gap relationships

2) Do you piss in the sink?

3) How to handle a co-workers death

1) Hoodrats on a yacht

2) Little League parents are violent

3). When a sub loses her dom

1) Wife upset loving husband shares intimate details with friends

2) 6 inches of girth hurts to suck

1) Feminism is a fraudulent ideology

2) Tips to become a dynamic individual

1) Employed by Kohl's

2) Your husband has an addiction to strange

1) Gas station dick pills

2) threesome at the brothel

1) Autistic neighbor wants my cat

2) Breakup text message etiquette

1) MAGA cis male can't do a single pull-up

2) 6th grader can't get a pencil

1) Does your spouse have snapchat?

2) Prepping for a goon session

1) Are you a shallow dater?

2) She needs a dick between those tits

1) Would you sniff my feet?

2) where to dispose of 100s of shoes?

1) Trucker honks at kid

2) 500 day of semen retention

1) Breastfeeding in 1690

2) Hyper sexual autistic can't find a babe

1) Lollipops

2) NYC skylines

3) Security guards standing up

1) My therapist was drunk during our session (allegedly)

2) Roommates think he's taunting them with his Dirk Diggler piece

Student loan has Redditor in eternal debt

1) Uglies with a beautiful...does it happen more with men or babes?