Verbal Graffiti

Looking at Verbal Graffiti metrics - I'm a failure

1) Seeing Americans with no hope

2) Mr. Small Dick

3) 2.5 hours on the toilet

1) Scooters are ruining downtown New Haven

2) 99 problems and my camgirl ain't one

3) how many toys is too many

1) you have yourself to blame for your botched boob job

2) divorced babe joins online dating and not pleased with the gentlemen she's interacting with

3) co-worker tucks penis in waistband

1) July is when butt lickers earn their stripes

2) slutes at the club

3) ur friend is a dimwit & I'd not have it any other way

1) I want to see nukes

2) old geeser patrolling playground

3) improv is for losers

1) Scouting a 19 yr old OF creator

2) SFW vs. NSFW art

3) married 56 yr old sending 1st dick pic

1) plane crashes

2) AirBnB guest pisses the bed

3) dreaming of bigger loads

1) LA riots the perfect place to meet a man

2) Deep Throat 2 auditions

3) Pool parties for kids

1) Did AIDS killed all the fun gays?

2) Conspiracy theorist in Target

3) Mom upset her self-absorbed daughter eloped

1) my friends wives have morphed into fatties & idk how to tell them

2) Mad Men office politics

3) Harvard vs. Yale

1) Age gap relationships

2) Do you piss in the sink?

3) How to handle a co-workers death

1) Hoodrats on a yacht

2) Little League parents are violent

3). When a sub loses her dom

1) Wife upset loving husband shares intimate details with friends

2) 6 inches of girth hurts to suck

1) Feminism is a fraudulent ideology

2) Tips to become a dynamic individual

1) Employed by Kohl's

2) Your husband has an addiction to strange

1) Gas station dick pills

2) threesome at the brothel

1) Autistic neighbor wants my cat

2) Breakup text message etiquette

1) MAGA cis male can't do a single pull-up

2) 6th grader can't get a pencil

1) Does your spouse have snapchat?

2) Prepping for a goon session

1) Are you a shallow dater?

2) She needs a dick between those tits

1) Would you sniff my feet?

2) where to dispose of 100s of shoes?

1) Trucker honks at kid

2) 500 day of semen retention

1) Breastfeeding in 1690

2) Hyper sexual autistic can't find a babe

1) Lollipops

2) NYC skylines

3) Security guards standing up

1) My therapist was drunk during our session (allegedly)

2) Roommates think he's taunting them with his Dirk Diggler piece

Student loan has Redditor in eternal debt

1) Uglies with a beautiful...does it happen more with men or babes?

1) Red Bull addiction is real

2) Fearful of the cheese

1) Don't mess with the old guy in pool

2) 23 year old quits drinking (for now)

1) Altercation with a hobo (slur)

2) Ejaculating in the toilet bowl

1) Influencers filming at the gym

2) Serving underage undercover cop

1) Millennial has give up on life because of President Trump

2) Everyone can't be a gangster

1) Hooters goes bankrupt

2) Strategies for in-person interviews

1) Family thinks their son is gay

2) her ass ain't it

All things contemporary Art & Mona Lisa's tit

1) New hire spent misses convention b/c he was at the strip club

2) Stripper not appreciative of premature ejaculation

1) Should Teacher pursue former student?

2) Father coming back to his questionable punk roots

1) Should felons be allowed to vote?

2) Sharing nudes of your wife with your buddies

1) Dumpster diver has company

2) Incel angry John gave up his seat

1) In search of a penpal

2) Fearful of walking alone at night