Film School Janitors Review Films

I told you the Film School Janitors were going to review the new STREET FIGHTER! Your patience has (hopefully) been rewarded!

Since there's a new STREET FIGHTER movie (that review will be up soon!), the Film School Janitors decided head back to the 90s and check out the Jean-Claude Van Damme/Raul Julia classic. And since they are gluttons for punishment, they also checked out the infamous STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI starring Kristin Kreuk, which I'm pretty sure is probably one of the early signs of the apocalypse.

What do you get when you mix Deadpool with the director of Thor, and throw them in an homage of 80's Cold War comedies? You get MAYDAY, of course! The Film School Janitors answer the call and review the throwback comedy since they're old enough to remember the inspirations!

RANDALL'S RANDOMS: Netflix's The Whisper Man (2026) Review by Film School Janitors

Faster than a speeding bullet, SUPERGIRL was deemed a non-starter. But was it actually any good? The Film School Janitors are here to help clean up this mess!

The Film School Janitors are on the road, but that doesn't stop them from talking about DIGGER! Tom Cruise's latest is a weird one, and it's press coverage is even weirder, There are spoilers galore in this review, so listen as the Janitors dig in (not so) deep!

The Film School Janitors finally get to MORTAL KOMBAT II and what can we say about this review? Finish it!

Most of the Film School Janitors went into watching this one blind, so if you want to go in blind, wait until watching THEY WILL KILL YOU before listening to this review. Or don't. It's not like the Janitors are a part of some evil cabal. If they were, they would be famous!

Attention: Brendan Fraser is not in this podcast. Nor is he in LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY. Nobody seemed confused when Tom Cruise's version came out, but the Film School Janitors are here to help you get through the confusion. Listen and enjoy!

Further into Rodney's algorithm the Film School Janitors go - and this time it's into the FORBIDDEN ZONE! Pop culture has certain roots stuck in this odd low-budget cult classic, and the Janitors take this trippy trip along with you! Listen now!

Were you aware that AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER was a new movie that was intended to be released in theaters, but some hackers stole it and released it early online for some stupid reason, so Paramount put it on their streaming service way ahead of time? Well, if you didn't, now you do. The Film School Janitors discuss that and much more in this review. Maybe they can bend your ear for a listen?

The Film School Janitors are a little behind with their review of FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S 2, but they're also a little bit ahead of spooky season... so what gives? Listen, it's tough to schedule a podcast. Here's the Janitors thoughts on the sequel!

The Film School Janitors watched the second season of X-MEN '97, and do they rush through everything in their review, just like the show did? You bet!

Have you ever heard of a film called SCARED SHITLESS? Well, it exists, and of course, Jay found it and so the Film School Janitors watched it! This is JAY'S JUNK, so listen to the review to see if you should check it out!

With an emphatic Season 1 in the header, the Film School Janitors can't wait until season two of WIDOW'S BAY! In the meantime, take a listen as they try to break down as much of the show as possible and make it make sense to you whether you've watched it or not. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors have obliged another of RODNEY'S WRECKS, and this time he chose (or at least the algorithm did) another grimy film called BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS! Honestly, if any part of watching this movie bothers you, turn it off - because it doesn't get any better. But this podcast does! Listen to their review now!

There's a lot of hubbub around one of the latest Netflix's films, THE LAST HOUSE. There are questions like: What? Huh? Why? What now? And the Film School Janitors are here to hopefully help clean up the mess. Listen to what they thought about the sci-fi-why-did-they-make-this?

The Film School Janitors didn't get enough of Homer by watching THE ODYSSEY in theaters, so they also checked out the TV movie version from 1997, as well as the Director's Cut of TROY from 2004. How do they all mix with bleach and ammonia? Listen to find out!

The Cinema College Custodians complete their run of modern horror films with a film about something they know too well... no, not custodial services. It's a little horror film about podcasting called UNDERTONE! Is it worth taking a, um, listen to? Um, listen to find out!

You've heard from Jay and Sean about it, so now you can hear what Rodney and Randall thought. Does MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE warrant a RECYCLE REVIEW? Listen to find out!

This is the 38th film in the MCU, the 17th for Sony, and the 4th for Tom Holland. Of course, it's none other than SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, and the Film School Janitors are here to rip it to pieces... with praise! Listen for all the details and spoilers!

WARNING! This is not a typical fun Film School Janitors romp. This is a discussion about a very disturbing documentary on Netflix called MATERNAL INSTINCT. You have been warned!

The Cinema College Custodians got lost in the backrooms and so they watched BACKROOMS, which is easily one of the most unique horror films in years. Check out what they have to say!

Some people say they don't make comedies anymore, and to those people I would say: "Well, then what is LITTLE BROTHER on Netflix? Starring John Cena and Eric Andre? Co-written by a guy that wrote four episodes of Stargate SG-1? And I don't mean that disparagingly?" Listen to the Film School Janitors to find out more!

The Film School Janitors might be obsessed with OBSESSION! (Or at least Sean is!) Check out what the Film School Janitors thought about the surprise hit, and then check out what the Cinema College Custodians thought as well!

The Cinema College Custodians might be obsessed with OBSESSION! (Or at least Sean is!) Check out what the Cinema College Custodians thought about the surprise hit, and then check out what the Film School Janitors thought as well!

The Film School Janitors discuss ideas and theories after watching the AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY trailer, as well as whatever wanders into their brains!

After 3000 or so years, THE ODYSSEY has finally been realized as a motion picture! After , um, about 8 years, the Film School Janitors still do not have am active YouTube channel. But this is their review!

The best part about digging for odd little movies is there's no limit to how low you can go! This is another selection from JAY'S JUNK, and it's a tourist promotional movie called, URANUS ATTACKS! If that title alone doesn't entice you, no description of it will. So either watch it first or listen to this review. Either way, you'll probably get a craving for fudge.

There aren't many movies like GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE. Or there are a lot of them. The Film School Janitors are here to break down the time travel, anti-AI flick, and we wish good luck, we hope you have fun, and the rest...

The Elementary Film School Janitors hit the theaters again, and this time they watched Steven Spielberg's latest, DISCLOSURE DAY! Are the children kind to the tale of aliens amongst us? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors prove they are waaaay slower than Turbo Granny, and they finally tackle season two of DAN DA DAN!

The Elementary Film School Janitors are back, and this time they're watching a murder mystery! ...That happens to be solved by some sheep! And some rams! And some lambs! Welcome to THE SHEEP DETECTIVE review, where the mystery gets broken down, and there are SPOILERS! So beware!

The Film School Janitors watched NO OTHER CHOICE, not because they had to, but because they wanted to! It's the story about a man trying to provide for his family after losing his job, and what he becomes willing to do to make sure he gets a new one! And as a hint how it may go, it's directed by the same guy who brought us OLD BOY. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors heard there was going to be only one shot at getting this show, so they hunkered down for THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL, and amazingly, it's not really about one last kill... Listen to find out more!

The battle of the sexes have never been so internal as it is in the 1995 film, DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE. Let the CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS take you on a journey and save you the ninety minutes they'll never get back!

With all eyes on soccer right now, the Film School Janitors put their eyes on BALLS UP. This film is either about the last thing you would think of, or the second-to-last thing you would think of. But it's about soccer technically. And Marky Mark is in it, And so is Stingray from COBRA KAI. So there's that...

The Cinema College Custodians are back with another film you may or may not have heard about. If you were told this movie was from '16, and when you started watching it, you thought, "Did I mishear that this movie was from the 60s?", that would be the point! Writer/director/editor Anna Biller practically single-handedly made THE LOVE WITCH to evoke that bygone era and style of filmmaking. Do the Custodians get caught up in her spell? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are gentlemen, and a title like LADIES FIRST will always get their nod of approval. But does the movie about a man who wakes up in a world where gender norms are reversed get the nod? Listen to find out!

Isn't it nice that the Film School Janitors didn't make you wait an Eternia-ity to listen to their review of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE? Well, as a bonus, as it seems to go with Jared Leto projects lately (see: TRON: ARES), there will likely be more takes on this movie. Just hopefully the podcasts won't be as long. Stay tuned!